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Cam media Skit 2 Workers Injured
To Be Given
Character sketches of fraternity
men, students, profs and athletes
will be presented by 5 O'Clock
'newt e this afternoon in the Lit
tle 'Theatre, basement of Old
Main.
The campus eommedia was
widten by Charles Reed, grad
uate student in speech from Rus
sellville, At k,
The east will include Kenneth
Williams, Dairy Wilder, Donna
Adams, Hank Muchlirg, George
Vloehos and Jerome Bully, Also
Linda Weiner, Helen Blumenfield,
Tommy :Melding, Clan nell Clem
ons and Marilyn Roberts.
Grace Feirari is director and
David McGurn is set and lights
manager. Costumes manager is
June Welsh and stage manager is
Judson Janderson,
Finch to Speak Tonight
Dr. Henry A. Finch, professor
of philosophy, will discuss "Phy,-
sirs and Morals" at a meeting of
Sigma Pi Sigma, physic honorary
society. at 8 tonight m 212 Het7el
Union Building.
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A Campus-to-Career Case History
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Engineering of microwave relay and carrier systems keeps Bryan Clinton's job interesting and challenging
"I got the engineering career I wanted
... and right in my own home state"
In 1955, William Bryan Clinton, Jr., got
his B.S. in Mechanical Engineering at
Clemson College. Now Bryan's with
Southern Bell Telephone and Telegraph
Company at Columbia, South Carolina.
Ile's doing specific planning of long dis
tance communications projects involv
ing cable carrier facilities and microwave
radio relay systems.
Dr)an chose a career with Southern
over sereral other offers. "There
u ere three things that here most impor
tant to me," he sa)s. "First, I wanted to
go r‘ ith an established, growing company
%%here I could grow, too. Second, I %%anted
thorough basic training to get started off
right, plus participation in deNelopment
programs to keep me moving ahead. And,
third, 11l anted to stay in the South."
Br. an Clinton earned a B.S. degree in Mechanical Engi
neering. Ile's one of many young college men pursuing
rewarding careers with the Bell Telephone Companies.
Find out about opportunities for you. Talk with the Bell
ime..siewer when he sisits your campus—and read the
Bell Telephone booklet on file in your Placement Office.
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN, STATE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA
As Scaffold Breaks
Two construction workers were
injured Dec. 18 when a supporting
',scaffold broke dropping them 30
ifeet to a concrete areaway.
John Richards and Andrew
;Donaldson were caulking the
;north side of the new wing to the
!Home Economics Building when
the rope on the scaffolding split.
1 Donaldson managed to break his
fall by grabbing on to the rope.
However, Richards fell all the way
to the floor of the areaway.
Donaldson suffered cuts and
bruises and Richards fractured
his leg.
Kochanowsky Gets Grant
Dr. Boris J. Kochanowsky, as
sociate professor of mining en
gineering, is conducting mining
research with the assistance of a
grant-in-aid from the Joy Manu
facturing Company.
CLASSIFIED AD STAFF
IMPORTANT MEETING
TONIGHT .
6:30... COLLEGIAN OFFICE
All Must Attend
After 15 months of on-the-job training
in various phases of company operations,
Bryan was assigned to the Engineering
Department at Columbia, S. C. His work
with carrier systems and microwave
radio projects has involved him directly
in the growth of the company. And he's
broadened his expel ience through devel-
opment courses in management, general
engineering, engineering economy, and
microwave relay systems.
"I know I'm with a fast-growing com
pany and I feel I'm really participating
in its growth," Bryan says. "What's more,
I'm getting the training I need to keep
me abreast of new-communications de
velopments and take better advantage of
advancement opportunities when they
come along."
Library to Extend
Hours for Finals
The Pattee Library will remain
open until 11 p.m. during the
final examinations period, Jan. 19
through Jan, 28, with the excep
tion of Saturday, Jan. 23. The
library will close at 5 p.m. on
Jan. 2.3.
Rooms 103, 104, 105 and 107,
on the flrst floor, will remain
open for studying until 11 p.m.
However, there will be no serv
ices in the circulation, periodical
and reference departments after
10 p.m.
The Chemistry-Physics and En
gineering libraries will remain
open until 11 p.m. Sundays
through Fridays.
—The number of "country
weeklies" increased tremendously
in the two decades after press.
BELL
TELEPHONE
COMPANIES
Navy to Interview
Students in HUB
A naval aviation procurement,tonight in 203 Hetzel Union
team will interview men in
: Building. The Plaform Plank
terested in the aviation training,' Committee on Commerce and
program from 10:30 am. to 4:30
:Transportation will give its re
p.m. today, tomorrow and Thurs-'port.
day in the lietzel Union game
room.
Interviews will be given for
two programs which lead to a'
commission in the U.S. Navy.
One naval aviation program is
open to men with 60 hours of
college credit, the other to col
lege graduates only.
—First Bible printed in Amer
ica was printed in the Indian
language.
"LITTLE STORIES WITH BIG MORALS"
First Little Story
Once upon a time a German exchange student from old Heidel
berg came to an American university. He lived in the men's
dormitory of the great American university. He was a fine,
decent young man and all the other youngmen in the dormitory
of the great American university tried very hard to make
friends with him, but, unfortunately, he was so shy that he
refused all their invitations to join their bull sessions. After a
while his dormitory mates got tired of asking him and so the
poor German exchange student, alas, spent every evening alone
in his room.
One night while sitting all alone in his room, he smelled the
most delicious aroma coming from the room next door. Con
quering his shyness, he walked to the room next door and there
he saw a bunch of his dormitory mates sitting around and dis
cussing literature, art, culture, and like that. They were all
smoking Marlboro cigarettes, which accounts for the delicious
aroma smelled by the German exchange student.
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Timidly, he entered the room. "Excuse me," he said, "but
what is that marvelous smell I smell?"
"It's our good Marlboro cigarettes," cried the men, who were
named Fun-loving Ned, Happy Harry, Jolly Jim, and Tol'able
David.
So the German exchange student took a Marlboro and en
joyed those better makin's, that finer filter, that smooth, hearty
flavor, and soon he was comfortable and easy and lost his
shyness.
From that night forward, whenever he smelled the good smell
of Marlboro cigarettes, he always went nest door and joined
the bull session.
MORAL: WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S MEYER
Second Little Story
Once upon a time there was an Indian brave named Walter T.
Muskrat who had a squaw named Margaret Giggling Water.
Margaret was sort of a mess but she sure could make beaded
moccasins. Every day she whipped up a brand-new pair of
beaded moccasins for Walter, which were so gorgeous that all
the Indian maids on the reservation grew giddy with admiration.
Well, sir, Margaret got pretty tense about all the girls making
eyes at Walter and one night they had a terrible quarrel.
Walter flew into a rage and slapped her on the wrist, whereupon
she started crying like all get-out and went home to her mother
and never came back.
"Good riddance!" said Walter, but alas, he soon found out
how wrong he was, for the Indian maids were not really in
terested in him, only in his moccasins, and When he stopped
showing up with a new pair every day they quickly gave him
the yo-heave-ho. Today he is a broken man, sitting all alone in
his tepee and muttering ancient I.Tte curses.
MORAL: DON'T FIGHT THE HAND THAT BEADS YOU
Once there was a lion which was a very quiet lion. In fact, the
only time it ever made a sound was when it had a toothache.
MORAL: WHEN IT PAINS, IT ROARS
The makers of Marlboro would like to point a moral toot
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Try a pack of Marlboros
or Marlboro's sister cigarettes—Philip Morris and Alpine--
and gain yourself a heap of pleasure.,
TUESDAY, JANUARY 3. 1'760
ICG Will Meet Tonight
The Intercollegiate Conference
on Government will meet at 7:30
—Browning, the famous poet,
earned to speak although he
ould neither see nor hear.
Catherman's
BARBER SHOP
. basement of
The. Corner Room
Daily 8.5:30 - Sat. 8.12
On Campu2 ?au].
hor of "I Was a Teen-age Dwarf" "The Many
Loves of Dobie de.)
Third Little Story
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0)1960 Mai Shulman