BER 15. 1959
TUESDAY, DECEi
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ade a change
les governing
to campus fol
tas vacation,
n, president,
WSGA has it
Jn the visual rv
women’s return
lowing Christr
Jessie Janijigii
said last night,
"All coeds are expected to be
in the dormitories by 1 a.m. Jan
uary 4, 1960. However, any girl
who, on her way back to school,
discovers that she will be un
avoidably late and who is unable
to phone her hostess will not be
penalized,” she said.
All hostesses will wait until 2
a.m. for the return of any coed
who is not back by 1 a.m. The
hostess will then phone the coed’s
home to try to locate her.
"WSGA hopes that this policy
will be respected in the manner
In which it was given. We also
hope that we can make this a
pcimanent policy for Thanks
giving and Chiistmas vacations
when driving is likely to bo
hazardous,” she added.
Miss Janijigian stressed that
this change affects only this year's
Christmas vacatjpn,
Christmas Sing—
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of students involved in the Ger
man courses.
Eesides German caroles the
program will also include num
bers by a string ensemble and
vocalists.
Sonja Brown, sophomore in
arts from Philadelphia, will sing
a contralto solo accompanied by
a string ensemble.
Ensemble members will be
Hans Neiberqer. head of the
Department of Meteorology, and
Mrs. Jane Ralls, violinists; Len
ore Babione and Howard Pal
mer, head of the Department
of Fuel Technology, violists;
Barbara Kautz, research assist
ant at the Ordnance Research
Laboratory, cellist and Marie
Aquilina, pianist.
William Reeves, senior in arts
and letters from Bluebell, will
sing a Brahms number accom
panied by Edwin W. Gamble, in
structor of music, at the piano.
S. Frederick Will, assistant pro
fessor of classical languages will
talk on “A Son is Born.”
George E. Ceiga will play the
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Jackson Granted Leave
To Work on Textbooks
Dr. Lyman E. Jackson, dean of
the College of Agriculture, has
been granted a leave of absence,
effective Jan. 1 to June 30.
For
During his leave, he plans to
work on some text books in the
field of animal husbandry and
agronomy. He will also visit oth
er agricultural colleges, particu
arly in the south-eastern part of
the country.
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Griess Gets Editorship
Of Geography Journal
Phyllis R. Gncss, associate pro
fessor of geography, has been ap
pointed to a 3-year term as na
tional editor of "The Professional
Geographer,” the official journal
of the Association of American
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The periodical is issued bi
monthly and includes articles as
well as announcements and re
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T.I.M and LEONIDES
express their apologies to the hundreds of
persons who, because of existing regulations
on the capacity of the HUB Ballroom, were
refused admission to the Las Vegas Nite held
Saturday, December 12, 1959.
OaCgqns
ithor of‘‘l H’fls a Teen-age thmrf" "The Many
Loirs of Dohit Gillis", etc.)
DECK THE HALLS
When you think of Christinas gifts you naturally think of
Marlboro cigarettes, leading seller in flip-top box in all fifty
states—and if we annex Wales, in all fifty-one—and if we annex
Liplund, in all fifty-two. (This talk about annexing Wales and
Lapland i«, incidentally, not just idle speculation. Great Britain
wants to trade Wales to the United States for a desert. Great
Britain needs a desert desjieratcly on account of the tourist
trade. TourEts are always coming up to the Prime Minister or
the Lord Privy .Seal, or the Thane of Glands, or like that and
saying, “I’m not knocking your country, ndnd you. It's very
quaint and picturesque, etc., what with Buckingham Palace and
Bovril and Scotland Yard, etc., but where’s your desert?”
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Before I forget, let me point out that Scotland Yard, Britain’s
plain-clothes police branch, was named after Wally Scotland and
Fred Yard who invented plain clothes. The American plain
clothes force is called the F. 8.1. after Frank B. Ineheliff, who
invented fingerprints. Before Mr. Ineheliff’s invention, every
body’s fingers were absolutely glassy smooth. This, as you may
imagine, played hob with tire identification of newborn babies
in i»spitals. From 1791 until 1904 no American parent ever
brought home the right baby from the hospital. This later be
came known as the Black Tom Explosion.
(But I digress. England, I was saying, wants to trade Wales
for a desert. Sweden wants to trade latpland for Frank B.
Ineheliff. The reason is that Swedes to this day still don’t have
fingerprints. As a result, identification of babies in Swedish
hospitals is so haphazard that Swedes flatly refuse to bring
their babies home. There are, at present, nearly n half-billion
unclaimed babies in Swedish hospitals—some of them well over
eighty years old.)
But I digress. Marlboro is, of course, an ideal Christmas gift
for your friends and loved ones who enjoy filter cigarettes. If,
on the other hand, your friends and loved ones like mildness
but don’t like filters, then you can’t go w rong v\ ith a carton of
Philip Morris. If your friends and loved ones like a subtly
mentholated cigarette that combines refreshing taste with high
filtration, then buy a carton of Alpines. (Alpines, incidentally,
are named after the late Albert G. Pine. A 1 Pine worked all his
life to invent a cigarette that would combine light menthol and
liigh filtration, but alas he never succeeded. As by-products of
bis research he did manage to invent the atom, the gooseneck
lamp and the cocker spaniel, but the lightly mentholated high
filtration cigarette, alas, never. Xovv this dream is realized,
and what could he more fitting than to pay tribute to this gal
lant man by railing this cigarette Alpine?) «, wss M ».
Be, the makers of Marlboro, Philip Morris and Alpine are
now enjoying our sixth year with Max Shulman. Obviously,
i re think he is a funny fellow. We think you’ll think so too,
if you look at his television series "THE MANY LOVES
OF DOB IE GILLIE” —and read his latest book, “I BAS A
TEEN-AGE DWARF,".
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