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Chess Team Wins Three
Of Four Weekend Meets
Thi* IJjiiveiMty’s umlcff-ntefi j
vf.iMty chess team compiled thieej
more wins and a draw in meets
l;et weekend. !
Point, the Marshall Chess
Clnh and the City College of New
Yolk weie defeated 3-2. The,
mateh with Columbia University
vas a 2 , z-2'i draw.
Membei.s of the team paiPupat
ing m these games were: An-,
thony Cantnne, junior in aero-i
nautical engineering from Phila-j
delphia; William Biekham, senior!
in engineering science fiom Phil-'
adelplna; Richard Somerville,
'ophomnie in meteoiology from;
Alexandria. Va.; Frederick Shnf- 1
fer, senior in physics from Somer-,
set; and Gerald Eckman, senior in 1
physics fiom Millersville. 1
The team has also defeated the
University of Pittsbuigh's “A”
and “B” teams and the Cainegie
Institute of Technology
The Pitt chess team, the pres-
Harvard Professor
Discusses Geology
Geologists aie particulaily in-,
teiested in the interior of the;
earth as the cause of the eaith’s;
surface features. Dr. Francisj
Buch, distinguished visiting pro
fesior fiom Harvard University
said last mglil.
Buch. intioduced as “one of
the outstanding scholais of geo
physics in this counirv,” said
that while much valuable infor
mation about the eaith’s internal
structure has bun obtained fiom
the activities of volcanoes and
especially earthquakes, theie is
no actual universal interpreta
tion of the features of the interior.
However, he said, much pro
giess has been made in calcula
tions of the behavior of internal
matter thiough recent develop
ments of instuiments capable of
monsuung substances at '.xtieme-
Iv high prissuie-.
THE MY-OH-MY LOUNGE
ACROSS FROM OLD MAIN
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN STATE COLLEGE. PENNSYLVANIA
ent state champion, lost 4-1 to the
Umveisity playeis.
Members of the Chess Club beat;
the Altoona Chess Club 4 1 i-1 1 2 in'
a match Sunday in the Het7el!
Union caidroom.
Dr. Oirin Funk lemained un
defeated to win the club's six
week tournament. In a three-wayi
tie for second with 5 1 i wins each
were. William Biekham, Geiald
Eckman and Eugene Grumer.
Grumer, the club's vice presi
dent, considers Biekham “one of
the team’s strongest players.”
Biekham placed fifth in the recent
Long Island Open Amateur Tour
nament.
Nex weekend the team meets
Georgetown Univeisity in Wash
ington, D.C.
DNuAlpha Ed Group
To Be Led by Pashek
Dr. Robert D. Pashek, associate
professor of transportation, has
been reappointed chairman of
Delta Nu Alpha’s national educa
tion committee.
He reported on activities of
his committee at the recent an
nual national convention in Pitts
burgh. which was attended by
700 fraternity members.
FLOWERS
for all occasions
We deliver fresh, beautifully
arranged flowers al once to pa
il tients in the Centre
J ml County Hospital
$5 jfl'fv- an< * wi™ flowers
WV# world-wide by
>p4 Fm
*Jr LYONS -
FLORISTS
, •>' MtiSa in Bellefonle
Ilr - EL 5-4786
A Happy New
Year BOWL Party
Yes, we're combining both
events into one huge, happy
celebration: New Years and
the Liberty Bowl game.
Stop in, and enjoy
the fun on
FRIDAY NIGHT, DEC. 11
Hair- and Noiaemakers
will be supplied
Air Force to Test Frosh May Apply
347 Sophomores For Board Posts
i The Air Force Officer Quail-! Applications for positions on the
tying Test will be administered Freshman Class Advisoiy Board
at 8 a m Saturday in 10 Sparks!"® no f w * va ' la , bl< : • t . the „ m^ n
. , j • desk of the Hetzel Union Build
and 34 1 sophomoie cadets desir-' Robert -Kit” Carson, fresh
ing placement in the advanced man class president, said.
ROTC program will be tested. Applications should be returned
“This aptitude test has beenrio the HUB desk not later than
used since World War II to de- Saturday.
leimine whether a cadets ta l"lmembeis selected by interviews
ents lie in an administrative or |that W ill be held next week. Ap
technical line,” said Col. Orin H.'plicants will be notified by post
Rigley Jr, professor to air science jeard as to time of interview.
The 8-hour examination tests| The board assists the president
iqualities of leadership and apti- with freshman class projects dur
tude to flying and navigation. ling the year.
The academic world has made its first tentative steps into
television—a few lectures, a few seminars, a few lab demonstra
tions—but colleges have not yet begun to use television’s vast
capacity to dramatize, to amuse, to stir the senses, to unshackle
the imagination. Like, for example, the following:
ANNOUNCER: Howdy, folksies. Well, it's time again for
that lovable, laughable pair, Emmett Twonkey Magruder,
Ph. D., and Felicia May Crimscott, M.A., in that rollicking,
roistering fun show, American History 101... And here they
are—the team that took the “hiss” out of “history”—Emmett
Twonkey Magruder and Felicia May Crimscott!
DR. MAGRUDER: Howdy, folksies. A funny thing hap
pened to me on the way to my doctorate. A mendicant ap
proached me and said, “Excuse me, sir, will you give me 25
cents for a sandwich?” and I replied, “Perhaps I will, my good
man. la>t me see the sandwich.”
MISS CRIMSCOTT: Oh, how droll, Dr. Magruder! How
delicious! You're a regular Joe Penner!.,, But enough of
badinage. 1-ct us turn to our rollicking, roistering fun show,
American History 101.
DR. MAGRUDER: Today we will dramatize the taut and
tingling story of John Smith and Pocahontas. I will ptay
Captain Smith and Miss Magruder will play Pocahontas.
ANNOUNCER: But first a message from our sponsor...
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treated yourself to that fresh filtration, that subtle coolness,
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... And now to our grim and gripping story'. Picture, if you
will, a still summer night. An Indian maid stands by a moonlit
brook. Suddenly she bears a footstep behind her. She turns ..,
MISS CRIMSCOTT: Oh! John Smith! You-um startle-urn
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DR. MAGRUDER: Howdy, Pocahontas. What are you
doing by fhe brook?
MISS CRIMSCOTT: Just washing out a few scalps. But
wlmt-um you-um want-um?
DR. MAGRUDER: I came to sec the Chief.
MISS CRIMSCOTT: You-um can’t-um. Chief is leaxing for
Chicago.
DR. MAGRUDER: On what track?
ANNOUNCER: And speaking of tracks, stay on the right
track with Alpines—the truck that leads straight to smoking
pleasure, to fun, to frolic, to sweet content. . . And noxv back
to those tno gassers, Emmett Twonkey Magruder and Felicia
May Crimscott.
DR. MAGRUDER: Well, fjlk.-ies, that's all for today. See
you next xveek, same time, same channel.
MISS CRIMSCOTT: Stay tuned now for “William Cullen
Bryant—Girl Intern.”
ANNOUNCER: And remember, folksies, there was a time
when you needed to smoke two cigarettes to get what you get
from one Alpine—one cigarette for light menthol, one for high
filtration. Today you can get it all in a single Alpine, which means
you no longer have to go around smoking two cigarettes at a
time, causing your friends to snigger, and violating the fire laws.
And speaking of TV, remember to watch Max Shulman’*
“ The Many Loves of Dobie Gil I is" on CBS every Tuesday
night—presented by Marlboro Cigarettes, from the makers
V Philip Morris and A (pins,
On Campus MafWrian
hor of "I Was a Teen-age Dwarf, “The Many
Loves of Dobie Gillis”, ete.)
TV OR NOT TV
-umYoa-m wst-m?
* * *
TUESDAY. DECEMBER 8, 1959
Home Economics Senior
Receives $3OO Award
Dorothy E. Yeager, senior in
home economics from Ridgewood,
N. J., has been presented the $3OO
Borden Award.
The award is presented annually
by the Borden Co. to a senior in
the College of Home Economics
who has attained the highest av
erage for the three preceding
years.
Miss Yeaguer has a 3.80 aver
age.
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SKI BOOTS to fit size 8 toot; nom only
once; also lady's black ski pants, size M,
AD 8-1096.
ONE WESTERN Guitar, excellent con
dition ; must sacrifice. Call anytime
after 6 p.m. AD 8-1017 ask for Henxt.
PARTIALLY COMPLETED spoils car
special. Buckler space frame, ’B3 rum
running gem, Renault engine, miscel
laneous other parts, fl.ooo invested. Sell
$4OO. Call AD 8-6887 after 5 pm,
RECORD STORAGE racks. Fie* LP.
record of >our choice with any rack over
$6.00. State College T.V.
FAIR OF Coorivear Suburbanite winter
trend tires 8 00/8.20-16: used one win
tet. Reasonably priced. Cali AD 7-2795.
HOUSE TRAILER— 1966 Nashua 36’, ex
cellent condition; 2 bedrooms or L bed*
loom plus study with desk, removable
children’s bunk. Winterized, patio, tele
phone, 3 minutes from campus. Must sell
Feb. Call AD 8-0006 7 p.m.
FRESH CIDER, no preservative adde<L
AI) 7-7519.
’64 FORD radio without speaker $16.00.
Cal! AD 7-3970 after six.
LADY'S HENKE Ski Boots to fit sise ft
foot; worn only once. Also lady’* black
aki pants, bize 14. AD 8-1095.
LAMBREITA MOTOR Scooter Sales.
Service, Accessories and Insurance. Call
AD 8-0021 after 5 ©YlprJr.
THESIS—MULTIUTHYnG and typing.
Duplimats for sale. Phone AD 8-0774.
’"’fOh'hENT
PARKING SPACE, Pugh near Reaver.
$4.00 per month. Jack Barr UN 5*6401.
HELP ' WANTED
KITCHEN HELP needed at Zeta Bel*
Tail fraternity. Call AD 8-6718.
WAITERS TO work for meals at Ag Hill
Club. AD 8-1330.
"'wanted
TYPING WANTED—teim papers, thesis,
etc. Quick accurate work. AD 8-0698.
MALE STUDENT to share furnished
apßitment with two other students: 2
blocks from campus. Phone AD 8-1409.
NEED RIDERS to Mass , Conn.—going to
Northampton, Mass., Dec. nth. Call Stu
ADS-2074.
WAITER AT Phi Mu Delta fiaternity.
AD 8-2473 at-k for Mrs. Howard.
WANTED—SNARE Diuinmers, Trumpet*.
Trombone player* for membership in the
famous Gardner Guards Drum and Bugle
Corps, Tyione, Pa. interested poisons con
tact Bill Wallace, Crabtree Jewelry Store
AD 7-4GSI or AD 8-1631.
WANTe’d’to'bu'y
YOIJR OLD car or truck regardless of
age or condition. Phone EL 5-4386.
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BLACK GLASSES green plaid cere,
around Sparks-Library area. Need badly.
Call Mary UN 6-2126. Reward.
WILL PERSON who took grey-white tweed
topcoat from rack outside 217 Houcke
2 p.m. Friday Dec. 4 please return to
HUB or call UN 6-7631.
SILVER TIE Clip—-weekend before Thanks
giving; insciiption on back. Please rail
Bill Gillis AD 7-2251 between 6 and 7,
DcMOLAY RING—Rec Hal! bowling alleys.
Call AD 7-4X19. Reward.
ON WEDNESDAY—GIasses in maroon
case; Dr. Morrison stamped on case.
Finder call George, AD 7-4409.
LOST TIME can be found again with
46 experienced baby sitteni ready to
step when patents want to step out.
Call Phi Sigma Sigma sorority, UN 6-7783.
Sitters available evenings, weekends. Pro
ceeds to chanty.
MAN’S GARNET birth-stone ring. Call
Joe AD 7-2025 or leave at 129 Sparks.
Rewaid.
THESIS TYPING and multllithing dttpli
mata for sale. Phone AD 8-0074. Prompt
serv ice.
PASSENGERS WANTED to Florida over
Christmas vacation. Call Jim Swab, AD
7-4969 after 6 p.m.
€ l&W Max Shull***
ENROLL NOW for ballroom dancing,
tap, toe or acrobatic lesson*. Prof*#-
•lonal School of Dance. AD 8-1078.
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