PAGE EIGHT
"FIFTY YEARS FOR EDITORIAL FREEDOM," a new book, is
distuned by (I. to r ) William Jaffe, undergraduate chapter presi
dent of Sigma Delta Chi, men’s professional journalistic fraternity;
Victor E. Bluedom, executive dnector of Sigma Delta Chi; and
John Vaiio, instructor in journalism and chapter adviser, at last
night's meeting.
University to Study
State Ag Problems
Future needed adjustments in Pennsylvania farm pro
duction and marketing will be studied at the University in an
effort to find how the state can best meet the agricultural
competition offered by other parts of the country.
The project will be supported by the Cooperative Grange
League Federation Exchange, :
Inc., and the Eastern States c rer , f h Amun Meet
Farmers’ Exchange, Inc., each of T ° ~,
which has provided yearly grants The Alliance Francais will have
of $lO,OOO for the 3-year study.l® brief oiganizational meeting at
Other farmer cooperatives will!® t° nl Bht at the home of Di. Lau
offer additional support, accord-if® 11 * LeSage professor of romance
ing to Macklin E. John, head of l>* n S'-iages, H 36 S. Atherton St.
the Department of Agriculturall Students, faculty and towns-
Economics and Rural Sociology. ! people, interested in French and
French cultuie, are invited to at-
Dr. John pointed out that agri-'
culture in Pennsylvania is losing!
the location advantage it has had
over other areas in the past. i
Lower costs in transportation |
and improvements in refrigera- ;
lion have made it possible for i
areas without large population |
centers to compete successfully j
with the state. i
The Midwest, where soils are
more fertile, and the South, where!
housing and labor are cheaper,
are areas of principal concern to 1
the researchers.
Research in dairy fanning will
suggest possibilities for reducing
marketing costs and increasing
efficency as well as reducing costs
on dairy farms through studving'
potential crop production and ef-1
fieieney of various farm and herd)
sires. !
In their study of egg produc- 1
tion and distribution, research- {
ers will determine consumption
and methods of producing and )
marketing in a chosen area. |
They will then try to suggest I
better methods and relate them I
So other areas. !
Research personnel from the
Department of Agricultural Eco
nomics and Rural Sociology, who
will assist in the study are Dr.
Clare W. Pierce, Herman M.
Southworth, Dr. Ralph L. Baker,
Dr. William T. Butz, Dr. Robeit
11. McAlexander and Dr. Robert;
F. Hutton. ;
Early students were advised to!
bring with them to the campus a ;
caipet. mirror, washbowl, pitcher,!
pail, broom, lamp and oil can. 1
Meeting of
Penn State Camera Club
TONIGHT
Room 214 HUB
7:30 p.m.
New Members invited to attend
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN. STATE COLLEGE. PENNSYLVANIA
OUTING CLUB
Fri., Sat., and Sun.
Oct. 2,3, and 4
at C.E. Cabin
Fri. Noon -- Workshop
Program and Activities
For Each Division
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Sat. Nite - Cabin Party
Group Singing. Square
Dancing, etc.
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Sun. -- Ail-Faith Service
Sunday 8 a.m.
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Nominal charge for Saturday
Dinner, Sunday Breakfast and
Lunch.
FUN FOR ALL!
Transportation Provided Back
to State College on Sunday...
Come out Saturday Nile
Or Sunday if you can't
make it Friday.
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Buses leave 1:15, Sat.
HUB Parking Lot
Sign up at HUB before
Friday noon.
Deibler Named SDK Treasurer
William Deibler, graduate stu-jwill be published late in the se
dent in journalism from State jmester.
College, last night was elected, 1 j n other business, plans were
treasurer of Sigma Delta Chi,: mat i e for a journalism field trip
men’s professional journalistic to Williamsport, Oct. 15, and for
fraternity. ja 50th anniversary banquet to be
Victor E Bluedorn, exeeutive'held Sunday, Nov. 1. with Dr.
director of Sigma Delta Chi, made 1 Edward W. Baireff, dean of the
a chapter visitation, spoke on the Pulitzer Graduate School of
seven objectives of the pi ofession- Journalism at Columbia Univer
al fiatermty and outlined the sity, as the mavi speaker,
fraternity's organizational struc
ture
Cv/en Gym Suit Money i
Jeffrey Pollack, junior in jour-) All girls who gave gvm suits
nahsrn from Laurelton, N.Y., and to the Cwen Gym Suit Sale may
Philip Hand, junior m joui nalism'collect their money .n the Hetzel
from New Milfoui. were named ; Union office from 3 to 4 p.m. on
co-editors of the “Who’s Who at Wednesdays and Thursdays ef-
Penn State” publication which feetive today until Oct. 8.
College enrollment continues to spiral upward. The need for
more classrooms and more teachers grows more desperate daily.
But classrooms, alas, do not spring up like mushrooms—nor
teachers like May flies. So what must we do while we build more
classrooms and train more teachers? We must get better use out
of the classrooms and teachers we now have. That’s what we
must do.
This column, normally a vehicle of good-humored foolery,
will today forsake laughter to examine the crisis in higher
education. My sponsors, the makers of Philip Morris Cigarettes,
as bonny a hunch of tycoons as you will see in a month of Sun
days, have given cheerful consent to this departure. Oh,
splendid chaps they are—the makers of Philip Morris, fond of
home, mother, porridge, the Constitution and country fiddling I
Twinkly and engaging they are, as full of joy, as brimming with
goodness, as loaded with felicity as the cigarettes they bring
you in two handy packages—the traditional soft pack and the
crushproof flip-top box.
How can we make better use of existing campus facilities? The
answer can be given in one word— speedupl Speed up the educa
tional process-streamline courses. Eliminate frills. Sharpen.
Shorten. Quicken.
Following U n libt of courses with suggested methods to speed
up each one.
PHYSlCS—Eliminate slow neutrons.
PSYCHOLOGY LAB—Tilt the mazes downhill. The white
mice will run much faster.
ENGINEERING—Make slide rules half ns long.
MUSIC —Change all tempos to allegro. (An added benefit
to be gained from this suggestion is that once you speed up
waltz time, campus proms will all be over by ten p.m. With
students going home so early, romance will languish and mar
riage counsellors can be transferred to the Buildings and
Grounds Department. Also, houses now used for married
students can be returned to the School of Animal Husbandry.)
ALGEBRA—If X always equals twenty-four, much time
consuming computation can be eliminated.
DENTISTRY —Skip baby teeth—they fall out anyhow.
POETRY—Amalgamate the classics. Like this:
Hail to thee blithe spirit
Shoot if you must this old gray head
You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
Smiling, the boy fell dead
You see how simple it is? Perhaps you have some speedup
Ideas of your own. If so I'll thank you to keep them to your
selves. cmo Sliulma*
The Philip Morris Company, makers of Philip Morris, Marl
boros and Alpine, have no interest in speedup. We age our
fine tobaccos slotc and easy. And that’s the icay they smoke
—stoic and easy and full of natural tobacco goodness.
Qnfempus Mk Mnan
By Ihr author of ‘'Rally Round the Flag, Boys”,
“I I Fas a Teen-age Dwarf”, etc.)
FASTER, FASTER!
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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30. 1959
UN Weekend—
(Continued from page three)
Europe, Africa, ibe Middle
East. Southeast Asia and Latin
America. Approximately s’/3
million in income is expected
to come irom universities in
the United States, together with
over $1 million of government
surplus food and $240,000 in
loans to Hungarian refugee stu
dents.
WUS is sponsored on campus
by the B’nai B’rith Hillel Foun
dation, the Newman Club and the
Protestant student groups.
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pjice. Write College Magazine Service,
Box 417 State College, Penna. (Publisher
will bill you later).
BOWLERS TAKE a bowling break at
Downtown Dux Club. Open daily to
general public from 6.30 to 12 p.rn. No
waiting. 128 S. Pugh.
DON’T FORGET our date! Open meMing
SGA Assembly. Meet you 7.30 pm.
HUB Assembly room, Thnisday. Oct 1.
AG STUDENTS come to Howdy Night on
Sept. 30 in. Hort Wood*. There’s to bo
singing, talks by faculty and free food.
The tune is 6 p.m. See you theie
MODERATELY PRICED meals. Horn*
Economies building. Luncheon, cafeteria
style Tues. through Fii., 11-60 to J2:SO.
Dinner, tea room menu, Tues, Wed.,
Thun. 5:30 to 6:30.
WILL OWNER of blue-green car dented
Friday morning north of campus please
call Laity AD 8-6079.
ARE YOU in chemistry’ Then >ou’)l be
attending the American Chemical So
ciety-Student Affiliate meeting Wed. Sept.
30, 7 pm.. 117 Osmond. Dr. Willard guest
speaker. Refreshments served.
STUDENTS, WOULD your parents like to
locate in State College? See me about
a lot just 2 blocks from University campus.
Call AD 7-2690.
NEED SUPPLEMENTARY books to make
dean's-list again? Get them in in
expensive paperbacks at Nittany News.
LAMBRETTA WILL be the new way at
University Park. Robert Motors is open
ing its Lambretta Agency in State College.
We will need college students for sales
and sendee. Apply 1609 Germantown >ve. t
Phila. 22, Pa.
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