CLASS OF '63 rooms
tiled, the furniture is
sioni office, the stud•
scheduled for complet
North H
(Continued from pa;e one)
sand residents will have two
dining %ails. Workmen are now
laying terrazzo floor (combina
tion of marble chips and pure
cement) in the dining halls.
Aluminum work on the dorms
is also about completed, accord
ing .o Charles Levine, foreman
of the metal company which has
the contract for all aluminum
panels on the buildings.
Levine said it is now mostly a
matter of waiting until other jobs
have been finished before finish
ing up the metal work.
In addition to desks and beds
each room will have a loud
speaker, two closets, two book
shelves, two bulletin boards
and two lockers. Four-overhead
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—Daily Collegian Photo by Marty Scharr
are being prepared, the floors are almost
eing placed, and according to the admis
nts are ready to fill them. The halls .are
on in the fall.
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lights have also been put in
each room for lighting.
Each building will have six
single and 148 double rooms.
Rooms for hall counselors will be
placed in the basement of each
building near the recreation cen
ter.
According to the Department
of Housing, the four halls which
will be collectively known as
North Halls, will be individually
named Beam, Leete, Holmes and
Rinkle Halls.
Graduate Bridge Club
The Graduate Student Associa
tion Bridge Club will meet at
7 p.m. Sunday in the Hetzel
Union cardroom.
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ADS to Hold
3 TV Sessions
At University
A Television Institute will be
presented in three sessions at the
University by Alpha Delta Sig
ma, professional advertising frat
ernity in cooperation with the
School of Journalism and Station
WFBG-TV, Altoona.
The sessions, which w ill be
open to the public, will be held
from 7 to 9 p.m. on March 4, 11
and 18.
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Frank B. Palmer, general man
ager of Station WFBG-TV, will
be in charge of the program ma
terial and will conduct the March
4 session, covering topics such as
TV management, advertising and
careers in television.
On March 11, Robert E. Miller,
sales manager for the Altoona
station, will discuss "The Busi
ness of Getting Business," em
phasizing local, national and net
work fields of selling television
time.
William Mulvey, program di
rector of WFBG-TV, at the March
18 session will explore TV pro
gramming, talking on the selec
tion of programs, ratings and TV
audience research.
2.4 All-U Needed
For WRA Offices
Because of a revision in the,
constitution, applicants for offices'
in the Women's Recreation Asso
ciation need only a 2.4 All-Uni
versity average instead of a 2.5
as previously required.
Applications will be available;
at the Hetzel Union desk until
Friday for the following offices,
with required semester standing;
listed: president, senior; vice .
president, junior; secretary, sopho
more; intramural chairman, jun
' ior; tw o assistant intramural
'chairmen, sophomores; and a
sophomore representative.
Players to Present
`Theater Omnibus'
The entire cast for the next Players production, "Theatre
Omnibus", will consist of the Arts Company, a group of six
graduate students, and Hisako Matsubara, a graduate student
in theatre arts from Kyoto, Japan.
This is the first time the Arts Company has performed
as a group in a Players produc
tion.
"Theatre Omnibus," to be given
March 6 through March 21, week
ends only, is styled after the pop
ular TV program, 'Omnibus."'
The play consists of scenes from
some of the most popular Ameri
can. European and Japanese plays
and will include three folk dances
by Miss Matsubara.
The presentation will include
scenes from "A Streetcar Named
Desire," "Life With Father,"
"Teahouse of the August Moon,"
"Light Up The Sky," "Oedipus
the King," "The Time of Your
Life" and "Aria Da Cape,"
This year the Arts Company
has presented scenes from classic
and modern theater to illustrate
lectures for classes in arts I and 11.
The members of the company
are: June McCurdy, Mary Mtn
kiewich, Patricia Thompson, Da
vid McGirr, Donald Peterson and
Gardner Tillson.
Dr. Walter H. Walters, of the
theatre arts department, will act
as host and master of cere
monies for the production.
Crew heads include: Nancy
Blackman, advertising; Sally Mur
phy, costumes; Dean Egure, light
ing; Ned Thomas, sound; Carol
Club Hubanna
Illingsworth Smurdley was not the dumbest guy in
the world, but he was not the smartest, either. IllingSworth
had been something of a big shot at Belchersville High—
vice president of the Pin Feathers Club, assistant man
ager of the quoits team, runner-up for Face-of-the-Year.
People thought he had promise.
When he came to Penn State, however, Smurdley
fell in with the wrong crowd. He took to retrieving gum
wads from under the tables in the Snack Bar, going to bed
with his high tops on, and painting mustaches on the art
works in the halls of the Temporary Building. Smurdley
was also a rather loud-mouthed exponent of the belief
that no guy at Penn State can get. a date with a coed
(that's a woman student at the Pennsylvania State Uni•
versity) unless he belongs to a fraternity.
Illingsworth's roommate, a rather quiet kid from
Grass Flats, Pa., disagreed with Smurdley about the no
date business. One day he said to Smurdley, "I'll tell you
what I'll do, Smurd." (He called him Smurd as a shortened
form of Smurdley) "I'll get a date this weekend just to
show you that a nonfraternity man can do so."
"Be my guest," smirked Smurdley, confident in his
nauseous way that his roommate, a confirmed nonfra•
ternity man, could never secure the companionship of a
young lady at the Pennsylvania State University.
That night, Smurdley's roommate called up a svelte
sweetie who sat next to him in Tobacco Shredding 66
a TV course.
"I should very much like to enjoy your companion
ship on Saturday night, February 28," he said. •
"Whys" the svelte sweetie demurred—all coeds at
Penn State MUST demur when they are first called—lust
what did you have in mind?"
"Have in mind!" chortled Smurdley's roommate in
his most contagious chortling manner. "There is just ONE
thing to do this Saturday night—dance to the CAM
PUSEERS at the CLUB HUBANNA."
"Oh-h-h-h," the svelte sweetie cooed. "You are a doll,
a living, breathing, fun-loving doll. OF COURSE I'll go
to the Club Hubana to dance to the CAMPUSEERS. It's
SO SWEET of you to ask me. All the girls in my dorm
are dying to be asked to Club Hubana.'
Blingsworth? He spent the evening trying 'to read the
great names on the top of Sparks Building—backwards.
Coes, make-up; Robert Green,
properties; Linda Ackley and
Eleanor Daniels, construction; and
William Roberts, house.
Tickets will go on sale March 2
at the Hetzel Union desk.
Leonides Forms
Available at HUB
Application blanks for self
nomination to Leonides offices of
president, vice president, corres
ponding secretary, and recording
secretary are now available at
the Hetzel Union desk.
Nominees for president must
have at least one semester's ex
perience on Leonides Council and
an All-University average of at
least a 2.4. Ali other nominees
must have at least a 2.2-All-Uni
versity average.
All applications must be re
turned to the HUB desk by 5 p.m.,
next Wednesday. Elections will be
held simultaneously with WSGA
and WRA elections on March 12
in women's residence halls and
dining areas.
Hardwood makes better coals
for a campfire than softwood.
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