SATURDAY, APRIL 26, 1958 As 1.. :4; „ .11 MATTalerna-FAa Since this writer by the lacrosse team a few comments ma. The comments r, the lacrosse team," ta i taken with a drop o (to say the least) w) ment with "You guy good," or even worse and forget their wea 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3 That's not our jo —but we are not th To my negative c I ask: Who would 1. up for such obvious One of the objec the top teams in the pended to be fully a But that had ve little to do with the criticism that I had. Most of which was pointed ,at goalie Burt Houseworth, who re ceived a big buildup for the first home game (and Houseworth proved his value and our previous praise in the following game.) But in the Maryland tilt, Burt allowed 22 goals while making only 13 saves. Even he admitted That he played a "lousy game." If we had said anything less than what we did, then anyone who saw the game wouLid naturally stay away if that is the best he can do. It isn't. And Houseworth will get a chance to follow up his near-perfect performance at Penn Staturday before the home crowd today. Again the opposition will be one of the top units in collegiate lacrosse, Rutgers. SOMETHING WE WANTED TO WRITE BUT DIDN'T: "Are you as sick as I am? . . . Have you ever seen such a thing? . . . We could have won so easily . . ." The person speaking was coach Gene Wettstone after his "inexperienced" gymnasts lost out in the NCAA's . . . And speaking of gymnastics, our congrats go out to senior rope climbing champion Phil Mullen who was a member of Delta Chi's winning bridge team in the IFC-Panhel tournament. Our sports award as the most outstanding "Banqueteer" goes to former AIM president John Morgan . . . He attended at least three this week (that we know of) and even had the main seat at the table directly across from the speaker at Tuesday's IFC- Panhel Banquet!!! We were certainly impressed with Michigan State's spanking new press box—it's tops ... It seats over 200 working press in the center section, radio and TV are segregated in the top and the bottom is just for photographers ... Our new Collegian photo edi tor Bob Thompson was particularly impressed by the six dark rooms built into the stadium (and the cafeteria exclusively for use by the press that seats over 200) ... Keep an eye out for a Spartan fullback named Martin . . . Ile's All-American even in Spring drills . . . While talking to our Ath letic Director Ernie McCoy at East Lansing we asked him if we were going to play the Spartans in '63. No comment . . . We already have Ohio State and UCLA scheduled—why not MSU??? SENIORS AND GRADUATE STUDENTS IN ENGINEERING The Douglas Aircraft Company INVITES YOU TO ON-CAMPUS INTERVIEWS April 30, May I, 1958 Find out about the interesting positions, assistance in furthering your education and outstanding promo. tion opportunities with the world's largest manufac., turer of aircraft and missiles. Get fact:, on living conditions, research facilities and opportunities to advance professionally at the various Douglas locations. Reserve your career decision until you have talked with the Douglas representative. It may be the most important interview of your life. SEE YOUR DIRECTOR OF PLACEMENT FOR YOUR INTERVIEW APPOINTMENT By MATT MATHEWS Assistant Sports Editor AY OF REDEEMING I: id an "uncommendable" account of a 22-5 loss ednesday a week ago, there have been quite i e—some of them addressed to this writer. Inged from "What are you trying to do, ruin "Well, they deserved it." Both of these were link. But the one that particularly irked us ;s the criticism that followed the first state ! are supposed to make Penn State sports look I"Why don't you guys give the team a break points." 1 and a deep breath. We are a collegiate sports department—true sports publicity department. I itics, and self-styled patriotic sports followers, i l ok more ridiculous if we attempted to cover weak play, the sports staff or the team? ions was that the Lions were playing one of nation—if not the top one—Maryland. I hap are of that fact. THE DAILY COLLEGIAN. STATE COLLEGE. PENNSYLVANIA Lion Netters Visit Colgate As Underdog An exceptionally good Colgate net team plays host to the Lion tennis team at Hamilton, N.Y. today. To date the Red Raiders are 5-0, winning over Georgetown, Randolph-Macon, Navy, and Washington and Lee on a spring vacation southern trip. Any team that's beaten Navy is really powerful, commented Coach Sherm Fogg. The starting singles players for Colgate will be Art Merovick, Joe Abrahamson, Ted Kenerson, Fred Hammer, Mischa Makaroff and Barry Pomerantz in that order. The last five are undefeat ed this year. Merovick, a sopho more, has lost only once. The first four singles players will pair off for doubles play and Makaroff and Bob Akerman will form the third duo. Dick Carney might substitute for Makaroff in doubles. Penn State's starting six will be Fred Trust, Charlie Bibleheimer, Chuck Questa, Gene Flick, Don Harnett, and Mel Royer. The Lion doubles combinations today will be Trust and Questa, Bibleheimer and Flick and Royer and Dick Jacobs. Harnett is replacing Jacobs as fifth man so the slightly-built Jacobs can conserve his strength to team with Royer. Gridders to Meet Ohio State in '63 Penn State and Ohio State today contracted for football games in 1963 and 1964. E. B. McCoy and R. C. Lar kins, athletic directors at Penn State apd Ohio State, respec tively, said the games will be played in Columbus, 0., No vember 9, 1963 and November 7, 1964. The two teams last played in 1956, when Rip Engle's eleven scored a stunning 7 . 6 upset. In their first meeting, Penn State's unbeaten, untied team of 1912 walloped the Buckeyes, 37-0. Your Wedding will be the most complete wedding by ordering your WEDDING INVITATIONS from KEELEIIS Keeler s, -The University Bookstore has a complete stock of such well known and high quality brands as these! CRANES EATONS JENNER plus many others When planning' your wed ding be sure to keep Keelers in mind for the best in wed ding invitations. Why not stop in today and look through their extensive and complete catalogues? KEELEIIS The University Book Store Maio By The Ass AMERICAN LEAGUE FRIDAY'S BASEBALL Washington 2, Roston 0 Chicago 6, Kansas City 6, 12 innings Detroit at Cleveland, night New York at Baltimore, night W L Pd. GB. a-New York 7 2 .7711 Washington 5 3 .625 ll j Kansas City 6 4 .600 I}. x-Detroit 6 4 .600 1.11, x-Cleveland 5 5 .500 21,2 a-Baltimore 3 5 .375 Pl. Chicago __________ 3 7 .300 4!, Boston 3 8 .273 5 x—Playing night game. SATURDAY'S GAMES Kanias City at Chicago—Terry (1.0) va Donovan 10-21. Detroit at Cleveland—Lary (0-1) vs. Grant (1-0). I Kashington at Boston--Crigga (0-0) vs Nixon (0.2) • New York at Baltimore—Turley (1-0) vs Loes (0-1). Ramos Blanks Redsox, 2-0 BOSTON (W) Poised Pedro Ramos fattened his winning rec ord against Boston by pitching Washington to a 2-0 victory Fri day, while former Red Sox play ers Albie Pearson and Norm Zau chin furnished the of fensive punch. Ramos, the Cuban right-hander who appears to own the Sox., lim ited his victims to six hits while extending his lifetime record over Boston to 13-5. Eddie Yost opened Washing ton's decisive fifth inning with a double, Rivera's two-run, two-out sin gle in the ninth brought about the 5-5 deadlock. FOR THE SENIOR BALL . . . golveri . . . /or Ler BILL McMULLEN FLORIST 130 E. College AD 7-4994 - THE CASE OF THE MISMATCHED COORDINATES I was placed under arrest at Guadalajara. Case of mistaken identity. The locals thought I was a rum-runner, name of Pepe Sanchez. Luckily, my Van Heusen sport shirt and matching walking shorts proved to them that I was a Yank. I needed a quick one, so I floated into a tank joint in my Van Heusen leisure coordi nates and ordered a V-8 on the rocks. Then I saw her. "Pepe l" she called. She musts been talking to me— and I wasn't going to knock it. "Si, Chiquita," and I fol lowed her upstairs. She kissed me hard on the mouth. I misunderstood. "How about a game of Spanish Jotto?" I asked. She misunderstood. I felt her fingers under my collar. "Where is it, Pepe?" "Where's what?" "The-microfilm, idiot. You were given orders to carry the guided missile data inside your slotted collar." sesesesssessseoses•eeeesesssosessseessseoeeseosse exciti3ively in State College at . Ettr's Into ttllop PAGE SEVEN elated Press NATIONAL LEAGUE Pittsburgh at Cincinnati. night Philadelphia at Milwaukee, night St. Louis at Los Angeles, night Chicago- at San Francisco, night W 1. Pet. GEL Chicago _ 6 2 .750 — lSan Francisco ____ 6 3 .667 ' Milwaukee 6 3 .625 1 Cincinnati 4 3 .571 ItQ Philadelphia 3 4 .424 2. 1 5, Pittsburgh 3 5 .175 c Los Angeles ' 3 6 .111 3 , i St Louis_ 2 6 .250 4 SATURDAY'S GAMES Philadelphia at Milwaukee—Sanford (14) vs. Buhl 11-01. Pittsburgh at Cincinnati—Bob Smith 104) vs. Acker (0-01. Chicago at San Francisco-Hobbie (141 Aritonelli_ (04 ) • ISt Louts at Los Angeles—L. McDaniel (1-11 vs. McDevitt (0-1). Washington'_._.ooo 020 000-2 '7 1 Boston 000 000 000-0 6 1 Ramos and Courtney; Baumann, Wall ) and White. I,—Baumann. Kansas City 000 202 100 000-5 '7 1 Chicago _. 9 00 000 00,1 001-6 6 1 Kellner, Trucks i Craddock I 1 11 and 11. Smith; Wynn, Staley (6), Fischer (9) and Lollar. Batrey (10). W—Fischer. L Craddock. Home Run—Lollar. White Sox Top KC, 6-5 CHICAGO (EP)—The flustered Chicago White Sox snapped a five-game losing streak Friday, whipping the Kansas City Ath letics 6-5 in 12 innings. They scored three times in the ninth to send_the game into over time. Luis Aparicio's single off Walt Craddock, third Kansas City pitcher, sent Jim Rivera home from second with the winning run. Little did Chiquita know that my Van Heusen sport shirt had Collarite sewn-in stays. Nobody was going to substitute microfilm for my microthin stays . . . because my stays can't come out . . . even in laundering. The door flew open. A man stood there in flashy, ill-fitting yellow walk shorts with a pink sport shirt. Except for the guy's scroungy leisure clothes, he coulda been my twin. "Get him Pepe f" said Chiquita. He jumped me—and in the ensuing struggle, I stabbed him with his own collar stay. I turned Chiquita over to the authorities and Pepe was given a decent burial in Van Heusen matching sport shirt and slacks. The microfilm was re covered, the plans saved— and we owe it all to Van Heusen. Why not show your patriotism by wearing Van Heusen leisure slacks, sport shirts, walking shorts, and ewimwear.