PAGF ESGHT 0 _ lolnorl Religious Group to Hear Prof to Talk on Berlin v-nrices Jomea Panel on /what i$ UCA , At History Round Table Im CmlaSw Plmn A panc-J will discuss the topic.' John E. Pixton, assistant pro-. 11l JUICI y iIUII -What is UCA," at a meeting of fessor of history will give an il , T . . ~ ~ A lustrated talk to the History: The Safety Divi'ion and the the University Christian Associa- Round Table at 7:30 tor)i g ht in > Campus Patrol became a part of tion at S:l5 tonight in Atherton 217 Willard. the r>«-w Department of Security lounge. j Pixton’s topic will be. "Berlin— Sunday. > Genevieve Dilts, associate di-.City in Conflict." He collected the This new department, directed Vector of UCA; Richard Martin, ™ at s r * 3 n *°n by Eiwood F. Giver, was estab- president of the association; an d. vitit; ng Berlin last during lished by the Boaid of Trustees Margaret Smith, junior in eduea-, 3 seminar tour. last June and became effective tion from Washington, D.C., will 1 . , . _ Oct. J. be the panel members. Dean Addresses Group The duties of the new depart- t Dr. Ferdinand G. Brickwedde. ment include the areas of safety, matters, has been a part of the dean of the College of Chemistry campus patrol, parking and traf- Department of Personnel Services and Physics, recently addressed fie, waste dispoial and disaster, while the Campus Patrol has been the Pittsburgh section of the Tlie Safety Division, which han- a part of the Department of Phy-American Chemical Society at the dies workmen's comptnsation sical Plant. Mellon Institute in Pittsburgh. COLLEGIAN CLASSIFIEDS AOS MUSI 'BE IN M 11 :«• *-■ THE I’HEUEDING OAT UrSD-ll nra «i Imi fttl On* in»ertioa If.?} f«e IfuMftiona 11.41 Thr** iuMrtioßi AMUltnil word* 3 for .11 for «Mk «f lu«rti«B. rWANTKD: TASSENCERS to North KIorid« : CLIPEOAKD AND Spiral Notebook at J (Tirwontt, Dec. 20th. Key Witter. ADj HUB Card R«*,m Monday night. Nov. 25. 'j ►>00%. iHurn hole* to George Wade ext .STUDENTS EARN up to 11.60 per houri**^ _ i working two or three evening* «f jour! 1957 VOLKSWACGX Deluxe. Kaport model. f ho “T part-time. Inquire Dux Club! •liver grey with red leather interior. Call Rowling, !»► S. Pugh St. HV'tn. Ituterbaugh eat. CAR COAT, new, hup *►, rhino c/»rd fabric, quilted lining. Has toggle front rloxure *nd detachable hood. Call ext. 3w9. wavi' /♦nr*** , . . . , . j .MALE (.HEM Grail •tudent deairr# room- j 1V52 I’ltAlßE S.'ooner Trailer. ZH ft. Very! mate: double room, twin bed*. quiet for reasonably priced, Penn State Trailer' *tu lor AD fc-W)4>4. !fur C.R. FOR SALE . • i “I looked at all the angles” Howaid R. Winter, Texas A. & M., *5l, is now a Commercial Manager with Southwestern Bell Tele phone Company in Houston, Texas. He’s in charge of 30,000 telephone accounts and a stall of 36 people. Howard's interest in a telephone career dates from his first interview with a telephone company representa tive. “1 looked at all the angles,” he says. ‘‘We discussed pay and chances for advancement, which looked excel lent because of the rapid growth of the Bell System. We talked about many different kinds of work, and about what would he expected of me.” After receiving his degree in busi ness administration, Howard joined Be sure to investigate the career opportunities for you in the IT Bell Telephone Companies serving all 48 states. On your campus the local company represents the others. For more information about these career opportunities, read the Bell Telephone booklet on file in your Place ment Office, or write for “Challenge and Opportunity"’ to* College Employment Supervisor, American Telephone and Telegraph Co., 195 Broadway, New York 7, New York. fc* ;TV»O KOOMMATES for furr.i*h«i3 Apt.,, ONE I’AIR Men’* ?!»*&** not in cas<. Lost j tw«j Mott* from rumpii*. Cull AI) t>Kslj Around Nov. 15. If found pleaee caII jvr \iMt £*<•! West Bttter. Campus-to-Career Case History THE DAILY COLLEGIAN STATE COLLEGE PENNSYLVANIA WANTED FOH RENT % * If-v *’?&■ s£OMM ' - /';. >-' >-V &rV*>‘ '* '%■ ~ " ' ' ' •.'s»'s£ -V v 'Vs-.'^,£'- : >sf jj^ :Ff • FV ' =‘ '■- Vv* ? ‘ • ’' o ’ -o ,> y' * ?' ■■' ■' Southwestern Bell's Commercial De partment. “It was natural for me,” he says. “I have a business background, I like to sell and make contacts. “My training gave me a really solid foundation in the business. Two years in the Army interrupted it, by the way, but the two years were credited to my telephone company records and count toward all benefits. After Fd returned and finished my training, I was made a business office supervisor. And since February, 1956, I’ve been a Com mercial Manager in Houston. Each assignment I’ve had has been a real challenge and has presented a tre mendous opportunity to contribute to and advance in the business.” MISCELLANEOUS IMPORTANT I Meetinr of Collegian Class!. fi*d Ad Staff tonight, Tuesday, Dec. 3, H*&7 *t «:46 p.rn. in CollepUn Office, LOCAL REPAIR Service on all makes of typewriters We will call for and deliver four typewriter. Nfttany Office Equipment AD 8-C125. .y ... ... TBLIPHONE COMPANIES Tsr t- ! #20% and MS’YEARS OF jmr College TV i Servlet • Car Radi< •Portable • Phonogrt • Batteries / State 232 S. Allen St. On Camps WaxlWnan WHAT TO DO TILL THE PSYCHIATRIST COMES - Once upon a time at the University of Virginia there tv as a coed named, oddly enough, Virginia University who was handsome and kindly and intelligent and ingeniously con structed and majoring in psychology. Virginia went steady with a young man on campus named, oddly enough, Oddly Enough who was supple and fair and lithe and ani mated and majoring in phys ed. Virginia and Oddly enjoyed a romance that was as idyllic as a summer day, as placid as a millpond. Never did they fight—never, never, never! —because Virginia, who was majoring in psychology, did not believe in fight ing. “Fighting,” she often said, "settles nothing. The sci entific way is to look calmly for the cause of the friction.” So whenever she and Oddly were on the verge of a quarrel, she used to whip out a series of ink blot tests and they would discover the true underlying cause of their dispute and deal with it in an enlightened, dispassionate manner: Then, the irritant removed, their romance would resume its tranquil, serene, unruffled course. After six mouths of this sedate liaison, Oddly was so bored he could spit. He'loved Virginia well enough, but he also believed that people in love ought to fight now and then. “It opens the pores,” he said. “And besides, it’s so much fun making up afterwards.” But Virginia would not be provoked into a quarrel. One night Oddly tried very hard. "Hey,” he said to her, “your hair looks like a bat’s nest and your ears look like last year’s turnips and your face looks like a pan of worms and as for your head, I’ve seen better heads on newel posts.” “My goodness, we're hostile tonight!” said Virginia cheerfully and whipped 120 Rorschach cards out of her reticule. “Come,” she said, “let us examine your psychic apparatus.” Ikks jour (Mi&'detklekeiff Gtee/?* Oddly tried again. “Who makes your clothes?” he sneered. “Bethlehem Steel?" “Hmm,” said Virginia thoughtfully and lit a cigarette “This sounds like an anxiety neurosis with totemism, anagogic trauma, and a belt in the back.” - “I hate you,” said Oddly. “I hate your looks and your clothes and your toenails and your relatives and the -cigarettes you smoke.” “Now, hold on, buster!” cried Virginia, her eyes crack ling, her color mounting, her nostrils aflame. “Just keep a civil tongue in your stupid head when you talk about Marlboro! Nobody’s knocking that filter, that flavor, that flip-top box while there’s breath in my body! It’s a great cigarette, it’s a doozy, it’s a dilly, it’s a bear—and anybody who says a word against it gets this.” By ‘‘this’’ Virginia meant a series of combinations to the head and liver, which she now delivered to Oddly and turned on her heel and stormed away. Oddly brought her down with a flying tackle. “I love you,” he said. “And Marlboro?” said she. ’ “And Marlboro,” said he. And they kissed and plaited love knots in one another’s hair and were married at Whitsun and smoked happily ever after. * 1 » w - M *» And you too, gentle readert, tcill smoke happily ever after, once you try Marlboro, the cigarette that gives you such a lot to like — including, we earnestly hope, this column. ' TUESDAY. DECEMBER 3. 1 MARCHOF QIBES Author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys! “and, “Barefoot Boy with Cheek .”) • • •