FRIDAY. MARCH 9. 1957
'Flirtation Fling' Queen!
To Receive Crown, Gifts
The queen of the sop,
morrow night during the ' I
dance, "Flirtation Fling,"
the Hetzel Union ballroo
John Sopko, sophonio
Screening
For WSG
Cancelled
Screening has been cane:
for coeds planning - to
pcsitions on the Women's St
Government Association Se
Not enough candidates ap
to necessitate a reduction i
number, Mary Ellen Sturb!
chairman of the WSGA• El
Committee, said.
Howevei, she said, applic
for the positions will be rev
by the committee on Satu
The candidates will be required
to attend a meeting at 7:45 p.m.
Tuesday in 209 Hetzel Union to
have the campaigns explained.
The Freshman Tea, sponsored
by freshmen coeds for uppetciass
women, will be held April' 14, it
was announced at a Senate meet
ing Wednesday night.
The day for the tea with house
mothers, sponsored by WSGA Ju
dicial, has been changed from
next Wednesday to next Tuesday.
Members of, the Senate hold
weekly office hours for consulta
tion with women students. These
hours are from 1 to 5 p.m. Tues
days and from 1 to 4 p.m. Thurs
days.
Martha Fleming, acting.WSGA
president, reminded Senate mem
bers at the meeting that activities
cards should be kept up to date.
These cards are filed in the office
of the dean of women.
TIM Nominates
3 for Vacancies
Three men were nominated at
Wednesday night's meeting of the
Town Independent Men Council
to fill vacancies in the positions of
treasurer and vice president.
Bruce Pellnitz, junior in educa
tion from Nescopeck, and Ray
mond David, senior in arts and
letters from Bryn Athyn, were
nominated for vice president.
The only council member nomi
nated for treasurer was John
Taladay, senior in labor-manage
ment relations from Punxsutaw
ney.
Further nominations and elec- 1
tions for the two posts will be
held at the next TIM meeting on!
March 20.
In other business the council
decided to hold its next dance on I
March 23 in the Hetzel Union ball
room if approved by HUB offi
cials. The dance is for the benefit,
of the Centre County Hospital.
Eleven Phys Ed Majors
Named to Dean's List
Eleven students have been
named to the Dean's List of the
College of Physical Education and
Athletics.
They are Lucille Capella, John
Carpenter, Mary Conrad, Sara
Cushman, Herbert Hollowell, Jay
Livziey, Gail Lundgren, Glenn
Moyer, Mary Neel, Audrey Sas
s--^^ i William Spieth,
omore class will be crowned to
termission of the sophomore class
Ito be held from 9 to. midnight in
e class president, will crown the
queen with a head piece of spring
flowers. The queen will receive a
bouquet of spring flowers, an en
graved cup and a sterling silver
bracelet. The four finalists will
also receive bracelets. ,
Members of th e Sophomore
Class Advisory Board will form
an aisle from the -doors of- the
ballroom to the platform for the
finalists and their escorts. An ap
plause meter will be used to help
choose the queen.
for
dent
g ate.
ied
the
, tzel,
tions
Finalists Chosen
The finalists, which were cho
sen by the Sophomore Class Ad
visory Board, are Candace Huber,
arts' an d letters major from
Wynnewood, sponsored by Kappa
Delta; Carole Krick, arts and let
ters major from Wayne, spon
sored by Delta Gamma; Patricia
Leh, physical education 'major
from Kutztown, sponsored by
Delta Gamma.
tions
• wed
ay.
Dorothy Lentz, education major
from Media, sponsored by Delta
Gamma; and Claudette Rimel, ed
ucation major from Downington,
sponsored by Alpha Xi Delta.
Pictures on Display
Pictures of the finalists are on
display in the window of the Ath
letic Store.
The Phi Mu Alpha dance band
will provide the music. Dick
Christian, sophomore in indus
trial engineering from Lans
downe, will be the master of
ceremonies and will entertain
during intermission.
The "Continentals," a "rock and
roll"• vocal group will sing sev
eral medleys with the band. Dur
ing intermission, they will do
some novelty numbers.
Vocal Group Members
Members of the group are Don
ald Early, freshman in hotel ad
ministration fr o m Homestead,
Carroll Hynson, junior in arts and
letters from Annapolis, Md., Mel
vin Ramey, freshman in mechani
cal engineering • from Pittsburgh,
Wilber Munnel, freshman in music
education from Washington, and
Clarence Rogers, freshman in in
dustrial engineering from Pitts
burgh.
A gift certificate from the Music
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN STATE COLLEGE PE
Approved
Fraternities
The following fraternities have
been approved for the entertain
ment of women guests Friday and
Saturday nights:
Acacia. Alpha Chi Rho, Alpha Chi Sig.
ma, Alpha Epsilon Pi, Alpha Gamma Rho,
Alpha Phi Delta, Alpha Rho Chi, Alpha
Sigma Phi. Alpha Tau Omens, Alpha Zeta,
Beaver House, Beta Sigma Rho, Beta Theta
Pi,
Chi Phi, Delta Chi, Delta Sigma Phi,
Delta Tau Delta, Delta Theta Sigma. Delta
Upsilon, Kappa Delta Rho, Lambda Chi
Alpha. Phi Delta Theta. Phi Epsilon Pi,
Phi Gamma Delta. Phi Kappa, Phi Kappa
Psi, Phi Kappa Sigma, Phi Kappa Tau.
Phi Mu Delta.
Phi Sigma Delta, Phl Sigma Kappa, Pi
Kappa Phi, Pi Lambda Phi, Pi Sigma
Upsilon, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, Sigma Phi
Alpha. Sigma Phi Epsilon. Sigma Pi.
Sigma Tan Gamma. Tan Kappa Epsilon,
Tan Phi Delta. Theta Chi. Theta Delta Chi,
Theta Kappa Phi. Theta Si, Triangle and.
Zeta Beta Tan. .
Pi Lambda Phi and Pi Sigma
Upsilon are approved for Satur
day night only.
Pollock Plans
Frosh Study
Pollock Council will sponsor a
dinner-discussion program for the
purpose of studying freshmen
problems at 6 p.m. March 21 in
the Pollock dining room.
After dinner the group, consist
ing of 10 invited guests and a
group of 15 men and 15 women
to be chosen by a committee, will
have an hour discussion in the
teldvision room of Nittany 20.
In other business brought be
fore the council Wednesday night,
12 members were named to re
ceive service pins for completing
one semester of perfect attend
ance at the council meetings.
The twelve men are Robert S.
Williams. Robert Owens. John
Morgan, 'Howard Zeitlen, Kenneth
M. Kuhn, John Rhodes, Lynn
Scheirer, Harvey Bomberger,
George Cree, Robert Christner,
Donald Gurland and John Tsui.
Rcom will be given as a door
prize during intermission.
Any student of sophomore
standing may attend the dance.
Tickets will be available at the
HUB desk until the time of the
dance. Admission is free. Dress
is semi-formal.
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Bible Fellowship to Hear i •The University established — the
first regular college-credit course
Guest Speaker Tonight lin driver training and safety edu-
Dr. Gordon R. Conning of the cation in 1936.
Presbyterian Church of the Cov- 1 ~
enant,. Wilmington, Del., wil 1 s lAA
speak to the Bible Fellowship at to .
7:30 tonight in the lounge of the
Helen Eakin Eisenhower Memor- I M2Gfijoit4 alt
ial Chapel.
Di. Conning is a graduate of the
Princeton Theological Seminary
where 341 i e I
he taught Hebrew and;. i
Greek. • . Ii 4
OA ealnpU2 I‘,lz‘tlmai
FASTER, FASTER!
• Pick up your paper every morning and what do you
read? "CRISIS [N HIGHER EDUCATION." That's what you
read. "ENROLLMENT SPIRALLING 'UPWARD DESPERATE
NEED FOR MORE CLASSROOMS, MORE TEACHERS." But
classrooms, alas, do not spring up like mushrooms, nor
teachers like mayflies. So what must we do while we
build more classrooms, train more teachers? We must
get better use out of the classrooms and teachers we now
have.. That's what we must do. .
This column, normally a vehicle of good-humored
foolery, of joy that wrinkled care derides, of laughter
holding both his sides, will today forsake levity to ex
amine the crisis in higher education. My sponsors, the
makers of Philip Morris Cigarettes, as bonnie a bunch
of tycoons as you will see in a month of Sundays, have
given cheerful consent to this departure. Oh, splendid
chaps they are, the makers of Philip Morris! Oh, darlin'
types they are, fond of home, mother, porridge, the Con
stitution, and country fiddling! Twinkly and engaging
they are, jaunty and sociable, roguish and winsome, as
full of joy, as packed with pleasure, as brimming with
natural goodness, as loaded with felicity as the ciga
rettes they bring you in two convenient sizes regular
in
. the handy snap-open pack, and new long-size in a
crushproof flip-top box both available at moderate cost
from your favorite tobacconist. Light one now. Light
either end. No filter cigarette can make that statement.
Let us then, with the gracious connivance of the
makers of Philip Morris Oh, splendid chaps! Oh, gra
cious connivers! take up the terribly vexing question
of how we can turn out more graduates with campus
facilities as they now exist.
The answer am be given in one word: speedup! Speed
up the educational process. Streamline courses. Elimi
nate frills. Sharpen. Shorten. Quicken.
Following is a list of courses with suggested methods
to speed up each one.
PHYSICS - Eliminate slow neutrons.
PSYCH Las -- Tilt the mazes downhill. The white
mice will run much faster.
ENGINEERING—Make slide rules half 89 long.
Music -- Change all tempo to allegro. (A collateral
benefit to be gained from this suggestion is that once
you speed up waltz time, campus proms will all be over by
10 p.m. With students going home so early, romance will
languish and marriage counselors can be transferred
to the buildings and grounds department. Also, housing
now used for married students can be returned to the
school of animal husbandry.)
ALGEBRA —lf "x" always equals 24, much time-ton=
awning computation can be eliminated.
LANGUAGES -- Teach all language courses in English.
DENTISTRY - Skip baby teeth. They fall out anyhow.
POETRY - Amalgamate the classics. Like this:
Hail to thee, blithe spirit
Shoot if you must this old gray head
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Smiling the bay fell dead.
You see how simple it is? Perhaps you have some
speedup ideas of your own. If so, I'll thank you to keep
them to yourselves.
The makers of Philip Morris have no interest in any speedup.
We age our fine tobacco slow and easy. And that's the way it
smokes—slow and easy—a natural smoke.
(Author of "Barefoot Boy With Cheek." ote.)
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