TUESDAY, APRIL 14, 195:3 The Lion7Eye By JAKE HIGHTON Collegian Sports Editor .;It was like asking a man who had just br legs, teeth, nose, neck, and sacroiliac, "How about a state• ment for the' press?" You just didn't have the heart to talk to Nittany lacrosse Coach 'Nick Thiel about anything yester day except the weather. Two successive weekend drubbings by, SwarthmOre, 22-6, and Navy, 19-1, were topics of conver ' sation - about as pleasant as eating lunch in a septic tank. However, Nick, in the words of fight announcer Bill Corurrx, was "dead game." Bravely forcing a smile, he said, "I've probably got my poorest team ever." Now this dispairing lament may prove to be true, but it's hardly fair to , say it so early, in the season. After all, Navy's perennially hardy bloomers from the nation's hothouse of lacrosse 'defeated State even worse last year-21-0, and they weren't using football scoring rules. What's more, in the 19 years that Thiel has been coach ing the Lions, his teams never have •beaten the Middies. - No wonder Nick says he will "drop 'em before he will beat 'em."• * • * * * .* * Although the lacrosse team own one of the few Penn State :teams reasons are abundant. One reason —and' enough in itself—is the fact. that Nick has to teach first, and then coach. Practically 90% of his pupils arrive needing a kinder garten education. They have to be taught the game first. Nick cannot polish and iron out flaws as, in college' level education—his players • have to 'be given some thing to polish and iron out• first. Thus, when you ask Nick about requirements for a Penn State lacrosse-. player he will tell you bluntly: "two arms and two legs." Elaborating, Nick says there' are nearly 100 freshmen out for var sity football. Of this number, only 25 are likely 'to be on the squad in the fall. Any number of those who fail at football; can succeed at lac r o s-s a— a game featuring rough _body contact which most football players 'revel. in. To make a tale of woe shorter, there is only one high school in the whole state of Pennsylvania which plays lacrosse—Lower Mer lon. This makes it easy to see through -the fact that last fall's freshman class'had only four men who had ever played the game before. And the football coaching fraternity has the nerve to wring out crying. towels. Shame! lek• * Despite the lack of finesse due to inexperience and learning pains, Nick's Indians play a thrilling game. Whether or not State wins or loses when it plays its home opener against Hobart Sat urday, the persons who attend can be guaranteed spills 'and excitement in' the old North Amer`_ can Indian game which is frequently 'giyen the picturesque modern nickname, Murder on the Lawn. *** * * * DOWN THE CREASE: Thiel got his master's degree in the back busting, sport at Syracuse where he was first team All-American . . . Nick has only scouted opponents once. The first experiment years ago proved a dismal failure since the three teams Thiel scouted, Army, Navy, and John. Hopkins, all licked the Lions . . . With seven first team seniors, Nick figures he will "thin next year." If" things get any thinner for State, wise-guy sportswriters will be drubbing the lacrossers the Thin Men. Thorpe Buried SHAWNEE, Okla., April 13 (IP) —Oklahoma buried its' most fa- Mous Indian son today—the leg endary Jim. Thorpe, who was laid to rest after traditional rites of the Sac and Fox tribe and Cath olic church. The body of the collegiate, Olympic and professional star, who died in Lomita, Calif., March 28, was placed in a mausoleum until a shrine can be built to im mortalie li i m as the world's greatest athlete. Sports Thru SPORTSMEN'S SHACK. Tied and tested locally, these flies are, proven fish getters. There's lots of other fine tackle available, so stop in today. Sportsmen's hack . in the alley . . behind the "Skeller" THE DAILY COLLEGIAN. P i l ? AnT c9T-.LWE! f'.L!NNSYT.4 Nick Thiel * * Navy Defeats Lacrossers; Foggmen Await Opener A smooth and talented Navy lacrosse squad handed Coach Nick Thiel's Penn State stickmen their second defeat of the season Saturday, down ing the Lions, 19-1, at • Annapolis. It was the second game in tv Nittanies. Friday the team lost College ' 22-6, on the latter's field. Thiel had his men employ a zone defense against the Middies, and for a time it worked wonders. Navy was forced to shoot mostly from outside. Tom • Goldsworthy scored the Lions' lone goal of the day in the first period, (with Dick Klein assisting) and at the end of the period the Midshipmen had but a 3-1 lead. A Navy tally came when Lion defenseman Jim Dean accidentally deflected a Navy shot into the Lion goal. But from thg second quarter on, Coach* Dinty Moore's team had little difficulty breaking through State's zone: They smashed eight tallies into the nets in the second stanza, three in the third, and five more in the last period to cop the, Verdict. - Ten Middies broke into the scoring column, with Midshipman Bernard leading with four, and Bill Hargrave and Bill Hunter following with three apiece. HERE AND THERE: Navy took 87 shots in scoring their total . . . Penn State's next three games are all at home, meeting Hobart :this Saturday, Penn and Syracuse fol lowing . . . Lacrosse newt pushes aside everything else on news paper sports pages around Balti more—the sport's that big down there . . . 'Tis said that with the Baltimore Orioles baseball team and the Johns Hopkins lacrossers in town the same day, Hopkins will outdraw the minor leaguers every time. Navy Pos. Penn State Vosseller G McCullmigh Hubbell D Dean Martin D Hay Swanson D Schaeffer Roepke M Hockersmith Kinss M Pawloski Horner M Arnold Hargrave A Goldsworthy Deale A Klein Hunter A Bostmeyer Navy ___ 3 8 3 6-19 Penn State 1 0 0 0— 1 Substitutes—Penn State: Erwin, Bickel haunt, Youtz, Girard, DeVie, Steinmuller, Horikawa. Navy: Wright, Smith; William, Bernard, Hamilton, Hoover, Koonce, South worth, Brendel, •Xurrisr, Youce, Morrison, Snivels, Mcickas, Kolmorgan, Krumiviede, Farnermt. Scoring—Penn State: Goldsworthy (assist by Klein at 1.0:32Y. Navy: Bernard 4, Har grove 3, Wright 2, Hunter 3, Ulcickas 2, Smith, Tirie, .Brendel, Turner, Morrison. Track Manager Penn .State's graduate -man ager of athletics, H. R. "Ike" Gil bert was track manager as an un dergraduate. GRIGGS PHARMACY Opposite Old Main, State College as de 6xclusive carscy kn./ Ruileza Sri. Now we'have them ... those delicious Russell F .- Stover Candies! They're famous for their freshness and fine quality and you'll be pleased at:the wonderful varieties. Lpetiect give aitel 6;:t.' ~ xn:• ~, za ~ ' g By 808 DUNN o days for the to Swarthmore In intramural volleyball action Friday the Iron Men dumped the Rebels, 15-9 and 15-10; Joe's Boys skimmed past Big 10, 14-16, 15-13 and 15-4. Dorm 34 . . defeated the Ex.• 9'ers, 15-5 and 15-12; Charlie (NROTC) whipped the Engles, 15- 9, 13-15 and 1542; Beaver House- B stopped the Penn Club, 1541 and 15-10. Sigma Nu's A team beat Phi Kappa Tau A 15-9 and 15-8; Al pha Tau Omega-A defeated. Theta Xi-A, 15-7 and 15-9; Sigma Chi-A dropped Beta Sigma Rho-A 15-7 and 16-14; and Phi Sigma Delta- A trimmed Sigma Alpha Epsilon- A 8-15, 15-6 and 15-9. Umphlett In Center Field BOSTON, April 13 (IP)—lt's of ficial now. Tom Umphlett can play centerfield for the Red Sox when the Boston American Leag uers open the 1953 baseball sea son here tomorrow against Wash ington. The Sox signed Umphlett to a contract today. The speedy rook ie had been a member of the American Association's I LouiSville Colonels until today. He won the starting centerfield assignment two' weeks ago. Lion Boxers it 30-29 for Kois while the others voted for Zale, 30-28 and 30-28. Zale used a longer reach to good advantage, taking most of Kois' blows on the arms. Kois kept go ing in but couldn't get through Zale's guard effectively. The Nit tany puncher lost one point in the final round for holding and punching in the clinches. 119=VIC KOBE, Idaho State 125—MIKE GUERRERO, San Jose 132—PADDY GARVER, Idaho State 139—CAL CLARY, Lonisana State 147—PAT SREENAN, Wisconsin 156— ELLSWORTH WEBB, Idaho State 178—RAY ZALE, Wisconsin Hwt.—ART STATUM, North Carolina A&T katatatany de eca fi coz...h.d obi CANDIES Only 0.25 it Pound Varsity tennis Coach Sherm Fogg and his 1953 contingent will put in their first appearance of the season April 21 at Lewisburg when they take on the Bisons of Bucknell in State's tra ditional net opener. IM Results VOLLEYBALL (Continued from page six) By GEORGE BAIREY Last year the Nittany net crew split two matches with the top-rival Buck nell, dropping the curtain-raiser, 7-2, at Lewisburg, and capping off a five-match win streak at the season's close by nipping the Bi sons, 5-4. Rain, as well as inexperience, hindered last year's 'outfit from bettering its 6-3 seasonal mark. This year, said Fogg, one-half the problem has already been licked. State's squad is no longer plagued. with inexperience, he explained. Fogg has six first-line perform ers—all lettermen—r et u r ning from last year's team. Veteran lettermen returning this season will be senior Captain Bill Forrey, juniors Dick Robinson, Bruz Ray, seniors Dick Gross, Bill Ray, and sophomore Bill Ziegler. Also fig uring highly in this year's singles ladder will be transfer student Lou Landon. Landon, a junior and formerly of Lycoming College, Williamsport, was forced to sit out last season because of the eligibility-transfer ruling. Others included in Fogg's early season plans are junior Bill Wallis and sophomore Otto Hetzel, John Cleary, Tad Potter, and Gordon Sterner. Only losses through grad uation are last year's captain, Ed Davis, and Gus Bigott. This season the Lions will wade into an 11-match schedule with five, home matches. - They will play such ace Eastern t ennis schools as Navy, Maryland, and Colgate (twice). ' Barring bad weather, the Lions will play all the home contests on the College clay courts next to the caddy house. If the courts are too wet, the home matches will be shifted to the asphalt com munity courts. Home opponents this year are Syracuse, Maryland, Pittsbuigh, Bucknell, and Colgate. Two-Way Athlete • Penn State's ace pitcher, Keith Vesling, of Clarendon, also is right halfback on the football team. Here's a Spring favorite men won't give up. Ease and comfort are its prime considera tions. It looks its best with the cool, color ful, relaxed summer clothes pattern. WA*l e Of • e MATTER HADEFLIDA.HER TAILOR PAGE M,Vrrr,