PAGE FOUR Sttyp Batty Collegian Seniors Should Get Blww w JMK mu LANCE. M. (11l Published Tu«d», throach Saturday raontiuxi ' TT#Pf a \ fs/f 1 "Like I say, Worihal when you come in late you disturb . the whole class." Basic in the human race is the instinct" to perpetuate oneself. Equally basic in the writer is the instinct, upon the least glimmer of an opportunity, to become purple. These two urges come together in glorious misinating when the journalist comes to his Last. It doesn’t matter what Last is involved; it may be the last time he will appear on page 28 because beginning Monday , his column will move to 27. It may be the last time he will be printed in seven and one half point type, because the paper is converting to eight point. Or it may even be the last lime.he will ever write a Bonn Mot. In the latter case, though, there is a renewed operation of the immortality drive, manifested in the wish to write something For Those Who Follow After. . We’ve mentioned Stephen Pot ter’s essays on Gamesmanship (The Art of Winning Games With out Actually Cheating) before in this column. For a last rather superior bow in the direction of College journalism, we’ve com piled here a few gambits and ploys for the aspiring collegiate" Gamesman. The first essential section of this text must deal, perforce, with subjugation and correction of the prof. Of interest to the novice is what Carruthers, of Drech Tech, has termed Avoidmanship play. This consists entirely in avoiding the chance meeting of the professor’s eyes with that of the Gamesman, / Rea and Dericks Yoyir Rexall drug store welcomesthe Olympic Tryout Visitors WSGA Delegates Home Economics Visitors J and invites you to try our tempting food short ’ -orders our specialty. Stop in for breakfast, lunch, or a snack. Rea and Dericks - 121 South Allen St.' JTKIDAT, APRIL 25, 1952 v'P'* {[%S The Last Mot By HON BONN on the usually tenable-.hypothesis that the prof’s mind, with that of Other lower vertebrates, -is in capable of conceptualizing any thing not in the direct range of vision. It is said" that Carruthers himself was so successful in avoiding recitation in this way that, by his seventh semester he could at will stare intently at a shoelace with his left eye while earnestly following the flight of up to three Japanese beetles simu taneously with the right. Other ordinary targets of the Avoid man’s glance include the lfeft ear of the man obliquely in fi?ont of him (but never of the man directly in front), and any diagonal crack in the plaster not more than two nor less one foot from either for ward corner of the room. .In ex treme situations, the Gamesman may even regard a textbook, though being careful to look at it, not read it. Bottomley at Pea U. introduced a promising ploy. He managed to stare unwinkingly for 13 weeks at the professor’s own brief case, which was habitu ally tossed into the front left hand (Continued on page five)