MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, -1051
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a Typical College
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Like
By GEORGE GLAZER
You are now a college_ student.
You are expected to look, act and
talk -.like a college student the
very 'first time you get home.
In order that you may fulfill at
least one part of this nasty trium
virate, The Daily Collegian, as
one of its many public services,
has compiled a list of words and
-phrases that is unconditionally
guaranteed to make you sound
like Joe or Josephine College, de
pending upon your preference.
To wit:
Mall—something all male
students try to do to all Penn
State coeds. This, .like many
things, is frowned upon by the
dean of women.
Shaft (usually preceded ,by the
adjective purple)—something you
can do without. Usually adminis
tered by a female to a male with'
whom she is going. Usually oc
curs when her °boy friend 'back
home finds out she • is dating
someone else. May be used like
this: "He was shafted." "He got
the shaft.' Naturally, you're al
ways talking about someone else.
Bars—something which you'll
be behind if you're caught at (if
you're under 21).•
Draft—something you should
stay out of because you get cold
(feet).
Froth—obscene, lewd, laschi
ious magazine? Edited by illiter
ates. You'll hear more from us
about this later.
• Hot Dog or Sandwich hour—
an example is easiest. You get
up for an 8 o'clock class, and
from 9 till 4 have no - other
classes. They are called sand
wich hours. Pack a lunch.
IFC checkers—men who
leave their own rooms to 'make
sure no other fraternity houses
have any - women in upstairs
rooms.
Classes—something which, like
the _ aforementioned shaft, you
can do without.
Hostesses—watchdogs of that
great American. legend, virtue.
Juked—when you've had the
shaft administered, then you can
say you've been juked. •
You've had it—see juked. -
Beer—dirty word. The first
time this word has appeared in
the Daily Collegian in 72 years.
One o'clock on a week-end
night in the women's dorms—
now it can be told; this is where
Dr. Kinsey found it all out. •
Coecli—les miserables.
Imports—your best bet on a
houseparty week-end,
.I.louseparty—a bacchanal.
Campus patrol—our answer to
the Keystone Kops.
Cram (from• the 1951 Student
Handbook) Mathematical , term,
denoting the impossibility of di
viding 12 weeks work by one
evening and six benzedrine tab
lets.
Ag Hill—the place your next
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LIIIE DAILY CoLLEGIAN, STATE COLLEGE. PENNSYLVANIA
JOE
class is when you're at the-other
end of the campus.
Campused—a girl does some
thing she shouldn't have, so now
they won't let• her do it anymore.
Mixer—rat race where every
body tries to make out.
Poor Man's
Paradise
(continued from. page six)
me again. In lieu of that time,
however,• 'may I recommend for
your reading enjoyment any one
or all of the following: George
Glazer—would-be columnist with
a yen for the filthy; Ron Bonn—
Collegian's sex editor, or some
times called Collegian's, sexless
editor; Mary Krasnansky—self
styled genius of the keyboard,
who brings' you revelations on
world events that are startling, to
say the least; Len Kolasinski—
"Fundamental Issues" are
brought into clear focus by this
critical ,world analyst. All these
contemporaries of mine will be
appearing in print in the near fu
ture, even if they have to fall in
to the press to do it.
Talk
Student
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Make out—like getting rich.
Everybody tries to do it but few
succeed.
Thus ends the first installment
of "Collegese, In Numerous Easy
Lessons." This _ should be suffi
cient to tide 'you over on your
first • trip • home. After that,
there'll be another installment.
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The Penn State Book Exchange, commonly called the BX, was
established on campus three years ago for the purpose of providing
books and other school supplies to the students at prices as low as
possible.
However, it was not until 1949 that the student cooperative vnls
recognized as a permanent campus institution by the College Boird
of Trustees. Originally the BX
had been set up on a provisional
basis until it could pro'Ve its worth
to the student body.
Located In TUB
The BX, located in the rear of
the Tempora7 Union Building, is
completely managed and operated
by students for the benefit of the
student body. It is a non-profit or
ganization. Receipts are given out
with all purchases. At some an
nounced time, usually near the
end of - the semester, these are re
deemable with a 20 percent re
bate given to students.
With the organization working
on a non-profit basis and the
money saved by means of the re
bates, students can realize large
savings in the purchase of sup
plies
The Used Book Agency, form
erly a separate organization, now
functions as part of the BX. Here
students may bring used bboks
which they wish to sell and may
also purchase used books. Anyone
may take used books to the ex-
WELCOME
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HOT LUNCHES and SANDWICHES
Welcome
Students
As Back Home
Mail
Orders
Four-Day Delivery
change and Place their own sell
ing prices on them.
60 Per Cent Of Cost
These books are then soil
through the BX. The usual price
asked is about 60 per cent Of the
original value of the book.
The BX is open daily during
the semester to enable students to
purchase supplies.
The organization is run by stu
dents appointed by AU-College ,
Cabinet. Those responsible for the
BX this year are Milton Bern
stein, chairman of the board, of
control; Robert Spragg, secretary,
chairman of the Used Book Agen
cy; Jay Headley, t r easur er;
Joseph Haines, personnel direc
tor; Clair George, purchasing
agent; and. Frank Kelley, adver
tising director.
The RoCkefeller Foundation
has made a grant of $20,000 to
the College to support a three
year program of biophysical re
search that will be directed by
Dr. Raymond Pepinsky; research
professor of physics._ _
STUDENTS
BARB
BEAVER & PUGH
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