WEDNESDAY, MAY',I6, 4951
Fastidious Hatman
Can't Dirty Hands
Hatmen it seems are •getting fastidious these days. They don't
want to get their hands greasy. One such wheel sidled up to us the
other day and beseeched us to "boil him a bone."
It wasn't that he didn't get enough to eat in the West Dorm din-
ing hall or. that he needed a pac
This outstanding man-about-cam
pus had be e n annointed with
membership to one of those or
ganizations whose members wear
black hats on rainy days.
He could make the skull, he
assured us; but how was he go
ing to boil the bone?
Smelly Package
Flattered at this attention, we
gracefully accepted the invitation,
and were immediately handed a
package smelling of day-old car
rion. ,
The sorority kitchen did not
boast a big-enough pot to cook
the entire eight-inch bone at once,
so we were obliged to cook only
one end at a time. The generous
butcher had left on plenty of
meat and gristle, plus blood which
persisted in dripping all over the
once spotless kitchen.
"It'll only take about an hour,"
our hatman had laughed. In an
hour the stench of ,burning flesh
was drifting out through the
room. The water had boiled away.
Unfortunately the bone was still
there.
Appareptly ,one end was
cooked. Marrow oozed out as we
gingerly picked up the thing, and
placed the raw end in a new pot
of boiling water. Whatever ani
mal it had come from must have
been frisky while roaming over
the wide-open spaces. The meat
was as tough as a final exam, and
was not "done in an hour" as had
been predicted.
Poor Sisters!
Sisters covered their noses with
handkerchiefs and threatened to
de-sterilize us. This end had 'ap
parently fermented longer. When
we could stand it no longer we
held our breath, closed our eyes
and threw, pan, bone and all in
It didn't end there. We craved
the sink.
th e hatman's pleasure, so we
would do him an extra favor,Be
sides boiling the bone, we would
clean it also.
The cleaning process consisted
of ripping off pieces of gristle
with our bare hands, tearing off
greasy flesh and finally poking
into the middle of the bone to
remove the marrow which, it is
said, some people eat. •
Goal Reached
The ' bone was finally pure
white all traces of meat and fat
were removed. After using a can
of Babbo to remove the inch-deep
crust of fat in the sink we proudly
showed off the final product. How
proud the hatman would be to
carry our bone about him on the
morrow. Sisters agreed.
The bone did not Strike his
pleasure. The bone was greasy.
About the cook he said nothing.
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!
Grab yourself $lO or $3 for the weekend. All you need
to enter is a head . . . and we all got heads . • . So
throw something on it . .. Wear it from ten til two . . .
show 'em all the head 'H hold a hat and win you some
filthy, loot.
MAD HATTER'S DAY
TODAY
TO A.M.-2 P.M.--OLD MAIN
By BETTIE LOUX
fier to chew out his troubles on
Spivak Holds
Rec Hall Record
The band which holds the at
tendance record for a Recreation
Hall dance, Charlie Spivak and
his orchestra, will provide the
music for Senior Ball in Rec Hall
Friday.
The largest attendance at any
Rec Hall dance occurred in 1947
when the Spivak orchestra play
ed for the Senior Dance.
The ball Friday night will begin
at 9 p.m. and continue to 1 a.m.
Spivak neared the record 1947
attendance when he appeared at
the Senior Ball last year.
The dance will usher in the last
big weekend of the year.
1K Phi Finishes
Operation Link
Theta Kappa Phi has just com
pleted "Operation Link" a plan
to give the members of the fra
ternity an opportunity to meet
members of the College faculty
and staff.
For six weeks staff members
have been invited to Wednesday
supper at the fraternity house.
Guests were Seth Russell, ' as
sistant dean of the School of Lib
eral Arts; Richard Maloney, ex
ecutive secretary to the president;
H. K. Wilson, dean of men;
George Leetch, director of the
College Placement Service; Ed
ward Steidle, dean of the School
of Mineral Industries, Charles
Ridenour, instructor of physical
education, and Charles Speidel,
professor of physical education.
Ray Evert To Play
For Starlight Dance
The Starlight Dance will be
held tonight in front of Old Main
from 8 to 11 p.m.
Ray Evert's• orchestra will play
for the affair. Women will be giv
en 11 o'clock permissions to at
tend tke dance.
The Sun Dance will be held at
9 p.m. during intermission. No ad
mission will be charged.
Leonides Beats McElwain;
Ath East Downs Mac
In a closely played game on
Monday night in the WRA soft
ball intramurals, Leonides down
ed McElwain 6-2.
In another game, Atherton
East took an easy victory over
IVlcAllister Hall. The final score
vras 27-9.
Simmons won by forfeit over
the town girls.
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN. STATE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA
Kappa Delta
Kappa Delta sorority enter
tained Sigma Pi fraternity. Skits
were presented and refreshments
were served.
The sorority held its annual
White Rose formal at Phi Kappa
Sigma fraternity. Phyllis Myers
was chosen model pledge and
Patricia Pirrall was honored for
high scholarship.
The sorority's pledges enter
tained pledges of the sororities
in McElwain at one informal cof
fee hour and Zeta Tau Alpha
sorority at another.
Zeta Tau Alpha
Zeta Tau Alpha sorority enter
tained Theta Chi fraternity re
cently at the fraternity house.
A skit was presented and games
were played.
rn Kappa Phi
Pi Kappa Phi fraternity elected
officers Monday night.
Wesley Menzel was ' elected
archon; Ralph Clemens, secre
tary; Donald Wood, historian;
Joseph Rusnak, warden; George
Goldthorp, chaplain; John Eisen
man, tribunal chief; and Richard
Seidel, treasurer.
The house manager will be
chosen next fall.
Phi Kappa Psi
Thomas Smith was elected
president of Phi Kappa Psi.
Other officers elected were
George Wolfram, vice-president;
Joseph Sutovsky, corresponding
secretary; John Longnecker, re
cording secretary; Edward Mona
han, messenger; James Darcy,
sergeant at arms; Richard Rost
m,g3;er, chaplain; William Tabar,
house manager; and John
Schwering, historian.
GET LOOSE and STAY LOOSE
I guess most of you know by now that it's SPRING
WEEK. The first thing you gotta do to really enjoy the
week is hide all your textbooks. The coronation last
night was really great, but wait'll you see some of the
jaggy events for the rest of the week. Don't forget to
wear a wild hat today between ten and two. You might
even pick up a couple of bucks for the weekend. And
tonight there's going to be a plenty nice dance in front
of Old Main. Starts at 8, and the girls can stay till it's
over. Miss Weston has again proved she's tops by giv
ing all her little charges 11:00's tonight. And they get
11:30's for the carnival on Thursday. So grab yourself
a luscious lovely for the week and li,ve a little. Only a
couple more weeks left, and only one SPRING WEEK.
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Phi Delta Theta
Newly elected officers of Phi
Delta Theta fraternity are James
Fink, president; Arthur Rosfeld,
vice-president; Edward Smith,
secretary; Kenneth Myers, alum
ni secretary; William Shrum, re
porter; Daniel Grove, warden.
Samuel Porter, historian; Nor
man Gage, librarian; Norman
Wolfe, chaplain; William White
field, chorister; Richard Wick,
pledgemaster; Gordon Harring
ton, caterer; Edward Smith, social
chairman; James Stevens, schol
arship chairman; and Jack Pick
ett, athletic chairman.
The fraternity was entertained
by Delta Gamma sorority. A skit
was 'presented and refreshments
were served.
Beta Sigma Rho
Morris Krap was recently elect
ed chancellor . of Beta Sigma Rho
fraternity. Other officers are
Alan Kates, vice-chancellor; Ber
nard Cooper, warden; Larry Box
er, vice-warden: Gary Bromberg,
recorder: Louis Doroshow, cor
responding secretary; and Stan
ton Needleman, auditor.
Hey, WHITEY'S Taken Over !
Thta's right; Whitey Ream, with over 20 years experience in
the restaurant buSiness in State College, is now managing the
BAR-B 0
Re-Opening Today Corner Pugh & Beaver
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COMPOSE YOUR PICTURE IN THE RE
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matter how close or far you are from the
subject.
TURN THE FOCUSING RING FOR
SHARPNESS, SET THE DIA PHR AGM
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details before you, shoot.
PRESS THE SHUTTER RELEASE TO
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frame when you wind the shutter again.
Delta Sig Ball Canceled
Out of respect for Donald
Maclntire, killed in an auto
mobile accident, all plans for
the Delta Sigma Phi Corona
tion Ball, which was to have
been held this weekend, have
been canceleil.
Dean Of Women
Talks To Alumnae
Pearl 0. 'Weston, dean of wom
en, will speak to the Penn State
Alumnae Club of Scranton on
women's activities at the College
tonight.
Applications for a $lOO scholar
ship to be awarded to a girl en
tering the College in the Fall will
be distributed. The applicant with
the highest composite rating in
scholarship, extra-curricular ac
tivities, service to the communi
ty, personality, and general prom
ise will receive the scholarship.
The winner will be announced
about June 1.
In 1947 fraternity leaders--ex
e.cutive secretaries who visit
chapters from coast • to coast
rated Penn State fifth in the na
tion for "high fraternity achieve
ment."
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