Aners Eye 6th Straight, Face W.Va. Tonite ..,, ~„ , ~.,.., i v „., . ,$, 4,1 ....,_ ,l p. . ot,—, * ~. f' - 1 w 4 '&, , 1. -st, , ' ~,., • , ii,; , e,',, •,,,,,, ~,,„t i - :. 4110 0. ' 1 „.: ,4 1 - ,',.'''x ...,--kaVc:', This article is purely fictitious and any similarity to persons living or (lead is purely intentional Scene Coach Mournful Jones' dressing room a week before the biz; basketball game between State's Limping Lions and its up-state rival. the Belching Bromos of Hotshot U. Reporter Well, 'coach, what are your impressions concerning the game Saturday? Coach (Between sobs) Game! What game? D'ya mean that massacree what's gonna take place in Wreck hall? Reporter Yes. That is the battle to which I allude and refer. Coach Dey'll murder us. We ain't gotta chance. We shouldn't even be on the same floor with-them. Reporter But, coach, Hick Bunkel has State favored by 29 points. Coach Twenty-nine points! Ha! Doesn't he know that the Bromos have won three out of their 13 games the last two in a row over Bellefonte Academy for the Blind and the Snowshoe Aces? And on their home floors, too. Reporter It's being circulated via the grape-vine that String bean Stokoshewicz, Hotshot's 11-foot center, has flunked his basket weaving final and has been ejected from the University premises. Coach Premises, shemises. That's just Hotshot propwash. They're trying to build up over-confidence in us. You mark my foul line, that Stokoshewicz will he in the starting lineup Saturday even if the President of Hotshot U. has to finish weaving that basket him self. No school's gonna let its high scorer with 23 points in his last six games flunk out. Not in the middle of the season, anyway. Reporter What is the general spirit of the team regarding the coming clash? Coach Terrible! Me poisonnell is shot! After our last win over Myopia 1., they were so downhearted that trainer Hedlar had to give 'em an extra shot of ephedrine after it was all over. Just think of it. Only 83 to 23. An' you wonder why a coach gets ulcers. Reporter What is the physical condition of our young cagers? Coach You mean you haven't heard yet? What do you sports writers on the Daily Collusion do all day? Attend classes? Don't you know that "Two-Plus-Two-Equals-Five" McGuire has been committed to the infirmary over a bad case of athlete's hand from scratching his skull during his last bluebook in fly . casting, and as a result faces only limited action? Reporter But the team will still average 6-foot-9 even without McGuire. Coach Don't gimme that stuff. I guess you haven't heard what hopen' to Weak-Eyes Gafas, our set-shot expert, yesterday. Reporter No. Public Information hasn't sent us our daily bulletin yet. Gymnasts Oppose Army; Squads Risk Win Streaks An undefeated streak is bound to be broken this afternoon when the Army gymnastic team victorious in 4 straight meets en counters the Nittany Lion squad in its home opener. The West Point group brings to State College the co-ownership of the 1950 Eastern Intercollegiate title. The other co-holder is Syra cuse, which meets Penn State in two weeks. The meet will be held immed iately after the wrestling match es in Rec hall The Cadets repr °sent the strongest-competition that Coach Gene Wettstone's group has yet encountered this season, but a well-drilled, spirited State team could be the cause of cutting the visitors' string. Underdogs On paper the Lions rate as underdogs but Wettstone reports a spirit that is expected to lift the capabilities of the team to the necessary level. The two Nittany victories have come over North Carolina and Maryland. Both were by wide margins. Maryland. the only common foe, was swamped by Penn Si Ce. but was shut out by the West Pointers. Wettstone said that the final outcome will hinge on the per formance of the second and third men in each event for his charges. The State first man in each event can hold his own in each of the six events but the reserve power will determine the result of the 77100. (Continued on page eight) 'On The Ball' By RAY KOERLER Sports Editor Coach Airs Views, Mourns Da Blues (Continued on page seven) By BUD FENTON Matmen To fresh lemyre, Maurey Will Show Holds, Rules By GEORGE GLAZER Before this afternoon's Army- Penn State wrestling match at 2 o'clock in Rec hall, two fresh man matmen, Jerry Maurey and Dick Lemyre, will put on a wrestling demonstration. It will start at 1:30 p.m. Freshman coach Charlie Rid enour said the two men will demonstrate holds, methods of scoring, and examples of rules interpretations. As an aid to the novice wrest ling fan, this article will attempt to include most of the basic knowledge a fan should have when he goes to see a wrestling match. The double system of scoring used in wrestling is similar to the system used in tennis, where points must be scored in a game toward taking the set. It goes something like this: noints are awarded to a wrestler for a reverse, a takedown, an es- TODAY'S SPORTS • Rec Hall 2:00 p.m. ARMY, wrestling 4:00 p.m. ARMY, gymnastics 5:30 p.m. WEST VIRGINIA (fresh), basketball 7:00 p.m. ARMY, boxing 8:30 p.m. WEST VIRGINIA basketball • Away At Newark, Dcl, DELAWARE, swimming At New York City, N.Y.U., fencing At St. Lawrence, N.Y., "B" W. Div. EISA. skiing Lion Boxers Seek 2nd Win Against West Point Tonite By ART BENNING Facing their toughest task of the season thus far, the Nittany Lion boxers meet Army tonight at 7 o'clock in Rec hall. The ring men 'are also faced with the task of trying to climb above the .500 mark at which they now stand, with a 1-1-1 record. 'Army, with only one returning Ted to see action against the Blue and White, nev ertheless has come up with another tr adi tion a 11 y strong mit aggregation. The Cadets have turned back Michigan State, 4 1 / 2 - 3 1 / 2 and Western M a r y- land, 7IA - while losing to Syracuse last weekend, 4 1 / 2 - 3 1 / 2 . The Lions opened with a 5 1 / 2 - 2 1 / 2 loss at Minnesota; tied ,Catho lice University, 4-4; and last weekend trounced Western Maryland, 7-1. Coach Eddie Sulkowski may make one change in his lineup of last weekend. Bob Potter, who has not fought this season, may replace veteran Lou Koszarek in the 165-Ib. class. The Probable Lineup: Penn State Weight Marino 125 Albarano Kosarek or Potter 165 The only returnee scheduled to see action for the Cadets•is Tom Morin, 165-pounder who TKO'd the Lion's Bob Keller last year in the third round. Cadet veter ans, Ken Herring, and Captain Stan Scott, probably will not see action. Heavyweight Herb Kurtz, who has a record of a draw and a loss, will square off against Ar my's Jerry Hart, wh o was knocked out last week by Marty Crandell, Syracuse's nati o n a l champ in 1949. (Continued on page seven) Give Fans Point Exhibit Jerry Maurey One Of Stellar Mat Duo cape, a near fall and a fall. Pen alty points may be awarded for stalling or illegal holds. When the captains meet prior to the start of action, they de termine who shall take the posi tion of advantage (the one on top) in which of the three three minute periods. The first period Foe's Workman ` Doubtful Starter In Rec Hall Contest Penn State's revived basketball team will go after its sixth consecutive win tonight when Coach Elmer Gross' cagers play host to a high-scoring, fast-breaking team from West Virginia university in Rec hall The game is scheduled or 8:30 o'clock. West Virginia comes to the Nittany Vale with a hand- . some 14 and 6 record. The Moun taineers also bring with them the nation's third ranking scorer in Mark Workman, 6 feet 9 inches tall—and all basketball player. Court Appearance Doubtful Whether Workman will play against the Nittanies tonight is still a question. The big junior sprained his ankle in a game with Richmond earlier in the week and reports indicate he won't be able to play for two weeks. Almost a cinch for All-Amer ican honors already, Workman has smashed almost every exist ing West Virginia scoring mark this year. With six games remain ing on the schedule, he is expect ed to hit the 650 mark in total points before the season ends. .(For those readers who aren't im pressed with this figure, the Penn State one year high is 299). Work man now has well over 500 points. Against Salem college, Work man hit for 85 per cent of his shots for an almost unbelievable total of 50 points—high in the country this year for a major col lege player. Steady Floor Man Junie Moore Del., Cavaliers Host Tankmen In case Lion swimmers, who have lost four straight dual meets, are wondering where a swimming victory can be found, one answer may be Newark, Delaware, their first stopping point this after noon on a five-day absence from State College. Following the Delaware en counter, the Nittany tankmen will wind up the road trip on Monday against Virginia. Today, a keen duel should de velop in the backstroke when State's fast-coming George Ham ilton opposes the Delaware swim ming pride, Art Mayer. 2:24 Backstroke Time Army Shine ,Mclnerney The Blue Hen ace blasted a school and pool record in the 200- yard backstroke with a 2:24 flat clocking against Lehigh. Al though this mark is two full sec onds better than Hamilton's Penn State record, George has done better. Against Seton Hall last week, Hamilton in the 200-yard back event, finished second but turned in a swift, time of 2:24.9 which isn't far from Mayer's best. Mentioning backstrokers, Lion Coach Bill Butteron lost a good To Aid Wrestling Novice In Understanding Match begins with the two men stand ing in a neutral position—that is, neither one being in a position of advantage. If one of the grapplers takes the other down to the mat and assumes a position of clear-cut advantage, he receives tw o points for a takedown. If the man taken down breaks the hold of his opponent and comes up into a neutral position, he receives one point for an escape. If he not only breaks the hold of the op position, but assumes a position of advantage, he is given two points for a reverse. If either opponent goes off the mats, the two men return to the center circle and assume the same positions they were in when they left the mat in re gards to advantage and dis advantage. A wrestler can receive two (Continued on page seven) By ERNIE MOORE Lamie Closing In Speaking of scoring records, Captain Lou Lamie needs only 45 points to set a new Penn State three year high. Lamie has scored 196 points to date. If Workman should put in an appearance, Penn State fans will see a new version of "Mutt and Jeff" in the persons of the 6-foot -9 Workman and his favorite play maker, 5-foot-7 Ken Alessi. Gross scouted the West Virginia-Salem contest and had almost as much praise for Alessi as for Work man. Gross will probably start the same lineup against the Moun taineers that opened again st Georgetown and Navy earlier in the week. Lamie and Hardy "VU hams will fill the ofrward roles. Tiny McMahan at center, and Junie Moore and Ted Panoplos at guards. Game Tonite A 'Must' Using Penn State's "new look" —the fast break—the Grossmen seem to have found themselves. running up five straight victor ies to give them a respectable 9 and 5 record. But the West Vir ainia game is a must for the Lions if they expect to reach or better last year's mark of 13 and 10. West Virginia will probably line up with Alessi and Jim Coal ter or Harry (Moo) Moore at for wards, George Davis or Work man at center, and Frank Rodri guez and Jack Shockey at guards. Little Receiv - es Soccer Trophy For the second year in a row, Penn State's All-America. boot er, Harry Little, of Dover, has been named the College's most valuable soccer player. The York county senior, a Navy veteran, was voted the Edward Mandel trophy for outstanding play during the 1950 season, a distinction he first won in 1949. Only Little and Johnny Hamil ton, of Rochester Mills, have earned this distinction two years in a row. Hamilton won the award in 1945 and 1946. It was founded in 1943. The Mandel trophy, gift of a former Lion great, first went to Jose Lombana, of South Ameri ca. It has been won since by Jesse Hartman, Hegins; Hamil ton; Dean Hartman, State Col lege; Ralph Hosterman, also of State College; and Little. The first place kick in football history is credited to C. M. Ather ton of Penn State. This occurred during the season of 1894 in a contest between Penn State and Oberlin. io, Ibsl