FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 1950
Perhaps Rip Engle’s gridmen can be thankful that they are not
on what could be termed a “winn
a good Orange eleven has strung
ies, they are described by their
publicity director as being in the
“throes” of the first winning sea
son since 1942.
The dictionary meaning of the
word throes is—“To be in ex
treme pain or especial agony.”
See what you got out of, Rip? In
New York it even hurts to win
Up until Tuesday night's
quarter-final touch ' football
scrap between Sigma Nu and
Pi Kappa Phi not a single
gridder had been in the least
way injured or bruised.
Then, during one of the open
ing plays, SN’s Lou Troiani sus
tained a shoulder separation
which will render hiin incapable
for further play this season.
Nor was that to be the end of
the casualties for the evening.
Walking from the field in total
darkness after the final game.
Dutch Sykes, likeable intramural
administrator, collided headlong
against a pole. Later Dutch phil
osophized: “It’s better to have wa
ter on the knee than liquor on the
lip. At least, you can take the
water off.”
As watchdog of Glennland
pool's sanitation program, a
vote of appreciation is in or
der for Monsieur Cliff Keller,
mustachioed custodian of the
Slate College bathhouse.
Before allowing spectators to
enter, Cliff insists that shoes and
socks be removed and the tootsies
immersed in an ankle-deep pool
of slimy disinfectant. Not even
the threat of a Collegian editorial
could sway him. “Gotta protect
the swimmers,” he says.
In 59 years of football West
Virginia’s athletic directors have
seen fit to hire and release 25
coaches. The average lifespan of
a Mountaineer grid mentor thus
appears to be a bit over two sea
sons. Either the Virginians expect
downright perfection from their
coaches or it is just plain im
possible to win there.
Even • Earle Neale, known
by professional football fol
lowers as the mastermind of
the pro Eagles and by his col
leagues as "Greasy," couldn't
win with that firm. In three
years Neale won 12. lost 16,
and lied three.
Tom Yewcic, Michigan "State
freshman halfback candidate,
took the coaching staff’s advice to
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111.—Iowa HL lib lib Ilk
Ohio St—Wis. Ohio St. Ohio St Ohio St. Ohio St.
Wash.—Ore. Wash. _ Wash. Wash. Wash.
Wash. St—Stan. Stan. ‘ Stan. Stan. Stan.
Vir.—Wm.&Mary Vir. Vir. Vir. Vir.
Navy—Tulane Tulane Tulane Tulane Tulane
Lehigh—Car. Tech. Lehigh Lehigh Lehigh Lehigh
Colum.—Dartm'lh Colum. Colum. Colum. Colum.
Prince.—Harv. Prince. Prince. Prince. Prince.
Texas—Baylor Texas Texas Texas Texas
SMU—Tex. ABcM SMP SMU SMU SMU"
Okla.—Kansas Okla. Okla. Okla. Okla.
Army—New Mex. Army Army Army Army
Temp.—Buckn'l Temple Temple Temple Temple
'Oil The Ball'
By RAY KOEHLER
Sports Editor
Along The
Lion Trail
ing ballclub.” At Syracuse, where
together four consecutive victor-
■‘hit the receiver on the nose” and
hit end Phil Weaver “in the eye”
with a 35-yard toss knocking the
lanky end sprawling during a
scrimmage session.
One of the stars of the
mighty Washington Stale
grid eleven this year is a
splintery punting star named
Scott Foxley, who carries
about, his 165-pounds on a
six-foot ten-inch frame.
His size nine shoe might be one
reason why the Cougar grid ma
chine continues to startle the na
tion’s sports minds. After their
first four games this year the
stringbean had punted 21 times
for a startling 833 yards. For the
extra point try 1 it’s rumored that
Foxley stands sideways to blend
in with the.yard markers.
Is it true that after spotting the
photograph of the Daily Col
legian’s popular football writer—
Marvin Krasnansky—in Tues
day’s edition, his mother sent a
hurried call from Philadelphia to
find out what they were feeding
her favorite son at the AEPi
house?
Myers, Shank Win
IM Tennis Flights
Stanley Myers, Pi Lambda Phi.
and Charles Shank, Delta Sigma
Phi, have captured the seventh
and eighth flights of the IM fra
ternity tennis tournament.
In the six other flights, nine
men have battled their way to
fourth round posts.
Independent netmen Peter Far
rell, Bill Ray, and Bob Robinson,
moved into the semifinals via
victories over D. Swanson, Bob
Lawther, and E. Rea, respective
ly.
The following fraternity men
have gained fourth round posts
m their flights.
First flight, William Nichols,
Lambda Chi Alpha. Second flight.
Victor Lynch, Beta Theta Pi, and
Stu Butz, Sigma Nu. Third flight,
William Forrey, Phi Gamma Del
ta, and Jack Pickett, Phi Delta
Theta:
Fourth flight, Coleman Gains
burg, Zeta Beta Tau. Fifth flight
Harold Boyer, Pi Kappa Phi.
Sixth flight, William Ray, Phi
Kappa Sigma, and Frederic Black
Sigma Pi.
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Hooters Face Syracuse Sat.
Syracuse university will bring its strongest soccer team in years
to the Nittany valley tomorrow in an attempt to accomplish wha,t
only one other combine has been able to do in over two years, de-
feat a Lion soccer squad.
The game will be played at 2
p.m. on the' Beaver soccer field.
Bill Jeffrey’s booters will at
tempt to inaugurate a new un
beaten string to take the place of
the one ended 'at 21 by West
Chester early- this week. Co
champions of the nation last year,
the Nittanies were flying high
with six straight this season un
til upset by the Teachers. 1-0.
Tomorrow’s lineup will be bas
ically the same as the one used
by Jeffrey all year, although
Clarence Buss may be called in
to center forward from his left
wing position. This season. Buss
has performed brilliantly, scor
ing seven goals in as many games.
His speed and shooting ability
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may prove to advantage at the
center spot it he is called upon.
Captain Harry Little, although
slightly injured in the West Ches
ter game, will be in playing con
dition again at his usual inside
right slot. Eon Coleman will play
his inside left role, which entails
most of the ball-handling chores
in conjunction with Little.
Gus Bigott will operate from
the right wing and Ed Smith will
probably play center unless Buss
is called on.
Follmer At Halfback
Frank Follmer. sophomore
jack-of-all-positions, will start at
right halfback. Follmer has plav
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right along with his halfback du
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Schoolboy Harriers Vie
In Title Race Tomorrow
The 12th annual PIAA cross
country championship meet will,
be run tomorrow morning oyer
the two-and-one-eighth mile trail
on the College golf course.
More than 150 Pennsylvania
schoolboy harriers will compete.
A new individual titlist is as
sured since Ted Pszybyszewski,
last year’s winner and present
record-holder, has graduated.
be occupied by Kurt Klaus, gang
ling ball-hawk playing well in his
first year with Jeffrey. George
Emig, veteran halfback will hold
down the left side.
Bill Yerkes will team with Jay
Simmons at the fullback positions
against the Orange. They will try
to see that goalie Ron Coder has
little Or nothing to do while
guarding the Penn State nets.
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