On Campus
With Frosh
One story on campus about
the deeds and misdeeds of the
new crop of freshman concerns
the poor guy living over in Jordan
Hall. It seems that they're tearing
up the hallway outside his •door
and he has to go through a
window every time he wants to
get into his room. His parents
entered the same way when they
came to visit him.
Upperclassmen on campus are
waiting for the classic freshman
story to appear, some time this
week. It seems that the unknow
ing frosh walked up to the third
floor of the women's building to
pick up his date.
One bewildered frosh thought
he recognized a fellow walking
inward him in McAllister Hall,
and narrowly missed colliding
with the large mirror there.
Another came up to the Alpha
Phi Omega information booth on
the Mall and asked the direction
to 108 Old Main street.
It could have been the same
one that remarked how cute a
fellows hat was in Rec Hall the
other night. The frosh asltbd the
guy where he got it, and was told
Old Main. The young one then
asked if the bow ties could be
purchased there also, and was it
necessary to start wearing the
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Coeds Hear Preview Of Sports -
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Penn State's new coeds re.
ceived a preview of the variety
of sports that White Hall holds
in store for them last night in
Schwab auditorium.
Women's Recreation Associa
tion presented the program to In
form the girls about the club and
intramural program sponsored by
the association.
stuff before the first day of clas
ses. Noticing a black look that
matched the black hat the guy
was wearing, he asked in a trem
ulous voice what class the guy
was in. "Junior" was the reply,
and the frosh excused himself and
slunk away, followed by evil
looks from the eight batmen who
had been sitting in front of him.
One frosh ag student asked
his romnate how to spell agri
culture, and another one prac
tically crawled into the ?SCA
office and wanted to replace the
Student Handbook he had lost
that day. It seems that he had
received it the day before.
The arrows in the PSCA office
to direct newcomers to the room
where the handbooks are don't
seem to mean much. Luther
Harshbarger, PSCA director, has
had a goodly number of visitors
for handbooks, although a sign
outside his door plainly indicates
that the room is in the opposite
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Patricia Thompson, new assist
ant to the Dean of Women,. in
troduced WRA president Mary
Ellen Grube who took charge of
the program.
Marilyn Williams began the
program by asking everyone to
participate in a Community
Sneeze. When the stage curtain
opened, girls ddressed in full
uniform of the club sports formed
a semicircle.
Gay Brunner, as an innocent
freshman, questioned Mary Ellen
Grube about WRA but her ques
tions were answered by mem
bers of Chimes and Cwens were
scattered in the audience.
A parody on. a group of girls
doing exercises ended the pro
gram with a cheerfull note as
Marilyn Williams led the audi
ence in ' their, exercise of the
evening, the finger exercise.
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