PAGE TWO Getting Rougher Many of last year’s graduates failed to find jobs—still others were forced to accept posi tions with which they are dissatisfied. In many cases this was due to the fact that these people either ignored the College Placement Service and the various school and departmental placement services, or solicited these services ■ too late in the school year. WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT by George N; P. Leetch, director of the College Place ment Service, that this year’s graduates •Will find it harder to get jobs than any class since pre-war days should come the realization that the Placement Service will prove particularly valuable to students this year. Its aim is to help students and graduates best suited and to help employers by pro apply for and find jobs for which they are viding a single point, of contact in their search i for college-trained men and women. Any student or graduate who fails to take advantage of this service is simply denying himself something to which he is entitled. No one student could possibly learn of all the 'job possibilities open to him if finding them out were left solely to himself. But by reading the College Placement Service an nouncements regularly and by filing his name, qualifications and preferences at the Place ment Office, he can conveniently meet the representatives of employee-seeking companies through interviews arranged by the Place ment Service. Announcements for campus interviews are posted on the Placement Service bulletin board in the lobby of Old Main, on departments, bulletin boards and in the “Gazette,” a fea ture of the Daily Collegian which appears on this pager So don't find yourself out on a limb clutch ing your sheepskin come graduation May. Act now and line up that job. Go up to 204 Old Main today and meet Mr. Leetch and experience the service rendered by him and his staff. It’s not too early to start thinking about such things. For instance, the U. S. Civil Ser vice has jobs for people from practically every curriculum. Application, must be made by stu- ( dents interested in taking an examination to fill these jobs, either at the College Placement ■ Service or at ■ the U. S. Post Office, not later than November 8. Gazette Friday, October 14 AG HILL BREEZE, editorial staff, 4 Ag Building, 7 p.m. ■ PENN STATE BIBLE FELLOWSHIP, Gen eral Meeting, 405 Old Main. COLLEGE PLACEMENT A representative of the General Chemical Division of Allied Chemical and Dye Corpora tion will be on the campus Thursday, October ,27 to interview February graduates in mechan ical and chemical engineering as well as chem istry. Also interested in a few civil engineers interested in structural work or sanitary waste disposal. Must have a 1.5 or better. Further information is available about the- company, and arrangements for interviews should be made in 204 Old Main. A representative of the Procter and Gamble Company wili be on the campus this fall to interview February graduates in mechanical, electrical, chemical, and industrial engineer ing as well as chemistry. Applications must be submitted to the College Placement Ser vice, 204 Old Main, not later than October 21. Further information is available at 204 Old Main. COLLEGE HOSPITAL Admitted Wednesday: Mark Givler, Donald Murrary, and Peter Chiesa.. Admitted Thursday: Gilbert Wagenfold and Betty Ann Cooper. AT THE MOVIES CATHAUM—Come To The Stable STATE—Christopher Columbus NlTTANY—Suddenly It’s Spring. Three-Ring Circus About the busiest place on camus these days is the dispensary in Old Main. With scores of prospective Nittany athletes coming in for phys ical exams and the regular “sick bay” traffic, at " mdants are as “busy as a cross-eyed boy at a '■e ring circus.” THE DAILY COLLEGIAN. STATE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA Football season now is here With the band aitid crowd and cheers With the parties and the booze And the hunt for hotel rooms.—Anonymous* * • * WHICH BRINGS up the subject for today. Etiquette in hotel rooms.* ... • / The time'is not far off when the annual exodus of students from the Nittany Vale to the metropoli of Philadelphia and Pitts burgh will be in full swing. O Each year, comes pigskin-booling lime, all and sundry (in- ? eluding engineers) pack up a,few belongings and coverage on the two cities 'at the opposite ends of the Commonwealth to follow the grid fortunes of the, Nittany Lions in their, yearly tussles with Temple and Pitt, respectively. ’ Most of 'the touchdown-followers take up /residence in" some of the bigger hotels for the/weekend. For the benefit of those who are planning to reserve rooms, here’s a few tips on how not to raise the ire of some already-harried hotel manager. —AI Ryan IF ANY READER wishes to do further research into the subject, all the suggestions outlined in this column, as well' as dozens of others, 'can be found in a fascinating trade booklet en titled “How to Exclude aiid Eject Undesirable Guests.” The author is a Mr. John Sherry, who, I am told, is no relation to the wine of the same name. . . The first problem encountered, is gaining admittance to the hostel desired. According to Mr. Sherry, a hotel may legally refuse to admit drunkards, thieves; or ''filthy persons; as for ex ample a chimney sweep in his working clothes" ... Further research on my part disclosed no evidence, ; however, to substantiate the rumor, that hotels will refuse to admit refugees from Dr. Olewine’s chemistry classes, adorned in their acid-splotch ed regalia. 3 • THEY .MAY ALSO keep out a man who breaks down the front door or one who comes with intent to pick t ,a fight, Sherry gdes on. And how does the manager know if one- of his perspec tive customers plans to instigate a minor riot? Baggage is another problem. If you’re worried about what to take along for the weekend, here’s a few things the student would be better off without. A hotel may refuse to check, among other items, a package of dynamite, a Wild tiger . . . or a bag of .fertilizer, things every normal college boy has at school just for emergencies. The courts are fairly liberal, about defining baggage, how ever. The hotel of your choice must admit your piano, if you so desire, “Unless it is too large to be brought m conveniently.” That’s the court decisions boys. * - Pull up the loading van, I’m off to Philly! But Unde Sam Now here is the tale And please do not fail To read— It’s an Economic Recession— And not a Depression Please heed. The Bulls—not so mellow— Are starting to bellow— I hesr — I The Bears are contrary— ' They are really quite wary I fear. No matter the reason - For this “recessional” season Please note— “Make Mini The Gripes of Roth "Knocking down lhe doorman before ,eniry would be good evidence of speh intent." states the hpndy little manual. Of course I've never taken any courses in hotel; administration, but personally. I think the manager is jumping to conclusions. Just because some Joe lakes a swipe at his doorman is no reason to think he's pugnacious. The, poor soul may have been an ex-sailor who simply thinks the -uniformed individual /he's just decked was an' admiral. , ie Beefsteak” By RED ROTH * * Just stay hale and hearty Or the Communist Party Will gloat. It took Death and Taxes To bust up the Axis ■You know— So to beat this Recession Just tell this Depression To blow. Our “friend” OW Joe Stalin Will'soon start to bawlin’ I’ll bet— If we all pull together ; And no matter which weather Don’t fret. ! PHILIP A. MARK. Gaptaki Caiqgme Bataoi , v FR*DAY. OCTOBER M; WS9 Tracking . .. . Down jS vfrgk j I IJ Tales l ''nr! IUj ° With' The Staff Jack Rath, Thespian publicity co-manager, reached the heights of public relations work recently. Sporting a cast on his right leg, the result of a fall from a second-floor-: window of Sigma Chi, this neophyte Steve Hannegan promptly had it decorated with the two words, Welcome Willy.” How commercial can you get? - After the siege of Indian Summer, the blue flag atop MI was an indication of the cooler days to come. Could be a bit of brisk fall weather in the Nittany Vale. Headlines in Campus new? . . . 1 from the Cincinnati News Record—fraternities at the University of Cincinnati had the highest scho lastic standing in the national IFC, for the past academic year. , Tr .'^ e . Cavalier Daily, at the University 'of Virginia—President Truman has completed a weekend visit' in Charlottesville, which in cluded a hike to Monticello and some good Virginia ham. More European good. neighbor policy—at Southern Methodist University, a Finnish stu dent is continuing his education in the'United States through courtesy of an SMU fraternty. v' friendly rivalry between Froth and Collegian was again in evidence this week when a Froth staff member sneaked into the Collegian of fice to partake of Collegian’s mat service. /; With-all the sorority coke dating that’s been going on lately and at the same time keep ing up with the Nittany Valley. heat wave Econ Prof Joseph Bradiey had a party of his own. When • his Economics 422 class complained about the heat recently, the genial Mr. Brad ley dipped into his billfold, walked up to Dan Veloric, the class scholar, and said: “Would you please. go up 1 to the TUB and buy sis some cokes.” ' ’Twas a real coke party. P. S.: Other with classes in Temporary please follow above example. \ * Miss Peggy King, who lives in McElwain, was well prepared for Penn State long be for she .arrived. Her home is in TJonesta, which, translated, means, “the home of -the wolves.” Eavesdropping around the campus, we hap pened to hear a gem of “big brotherly” ad? vice. Apparently hoping to keep his buddy out of trouble, the speaker warned anxiously, “You don’t want to go to court and get your self into a liability.” Nobody asked us, but if they did we’d say he better see a lawyer.. Safety Valve N