PAGE FOUR French Press Satirizes College 'Love' Courses How Americans are learning about love at universities is the subject of a satire recently printed in a French newspaper circulated in this country. In poking fun at our "marriage clinics" and "cours do'amoux," the newspaper Ca•rrefour specifical: calling him "without doubt, the most celebrated marriage special ist in the country." The method employed by this doctor, it brings out, consists of questioning marriage prospects at great length in regard to their ancestors, their virtues, their faul t s, and their ambitions. Through an examination 'ap proaching psychoanalysis, pros pective mates learn Whether their marriage has any chance of suc cess or whether it is doomed to failure, says Carrefour, formerly an underground organ. Quickly popularized by the press and leading women's maga zines, Carrefour said the whole country was set agog over the accomplishments .of A m e r i c marriage specialists and their, "cours &amour" as conducted in the clinics. The Gallup Institute ,without which Americans never attempt anything of importance, Carre four asserts, has done its share in connection with the marriage problem. Throughout the country its representatives recently asked the question "What do you dis_ like most about your mate?" Men answered the question with, "She is troublesome, ex- Only Students Can Rebuild Europe Says Former UNRRA Specialist The present generation of Euro pean students will be the persons who will rebuild the Continent, states Dr. C. S. Anderson, profes sor of Agricultural Education at the College, and former UNRRA official. Dr. Anderson served as an UNRRA. specialist on staple sup plies in Poland during 1945-1946. While carrying out his assign ment, Dr. Anderson visited nearly all of the important colleges and universities of Poland. Student conditions are deplorable, adds Dr. Anderson. College buildings are piles of rubble, text books are nonexistent, and food and clothing for students is at a bare minimum. Despite overwhelming handi caps, Dr. Anderson reports that "eager students are making a co lossal effort on their own accord to better their conditions." Stu dents are trying to bring school Miller Clarifies Dales For Summer Registration Closing date for Summer Ses sions registration is not June 8 as previously announced, said John E. Miller, administrative assist ant to the director of summer ses sions. June 8 is the closing date for full session courses to be taken during inter-session. Final date for main-session reg istration is June 28, for full ses sion courses. August 9 is the final date for registration for full ses sion courses desired in the post_ session. Registration for part session courses may be completed at any time up to and including the day the course begins. Procedure nec essary to change a course that has been previously registered will be announced later, Miller added. Tie Exchange Center 904 South Market Street GALION, OHIO You senci 1-6 ties you are tir ed of wearing. We will return the same amount of cleaned and pressed different ties. You pay Postman 91.10 C. 0. D. By ANNE KOVALENKO y mentions Dr. Clifford R. Adams, tray agant, independent as the devil, does not know how to cook or keep house, and is too much interested in other men." Women complained that men were "too egotistical, drank too much, lacked foresight and amia bility, and were prone to give or ders concerning things they knew little about." Even Hollywood's opinion was sought concerning marriage counsel, quoted Oarrefour. For example, Joan Dav i s, asked whether it's best to marry for love or money, is quoted as say ing, "For love, of course, at least the first time." Alexander Woolcott, the .ate noted radio commentator replied, "You can always borrow the nec essary money for a marriage of love. Try at first to do the con trary." Marriage courses haven't ac complished their purpose despite their elaborate methods, the arti cle cynically concludes. The American divorce rate is as high as ever. Following the anguish of war and the battle of prices, it seems that the battle of love is destined to become the number one problem in the United States. supplies of all types into Poland. While with UNRRA, Dr. Ander son, with the aid of the French ambassador to Poland, enabled three destitute Polish pre-medical students to fly to Paris in quest of urgently needed supplies. Dr. Anderson believes that stu dents who can persevere under conditions which exist today will build a better Europe. Although foreign students are helping them_ selves tremendously, Dr. Ander son feels that they need outside help. Music Students Offer Free Recital Tuesday MUSIC STUDENTS OFFER 2 18 Five students will participate in the music department's month ly recital to be given in 117 Car negie Hall at 8:30 p.m. Tuesday. Included in the program will be vocal. piano and violin selections. Those taking part will be Ruth Graber and Suzanne Langford, pianists; Paul Grove. tenor: Ron ald Pyle. violinist: and Josephine Stanley. alto. Miss Elizabeth Rey nolds has arranged the program. Everyone is invited. There is no admission charge. • ti Spring 0 ,f.. Ye' g • • Fro' • IC "•• THIS SATURDAY at the TV B IVEY ... BUB "Greet the Spring at the TUB" Yes as spring dances across the oampus you can dance across the floor, enjoying every minute of this spay informal demos. You can't afford to miss the SPRING FROLIC this Saturday $1.20 PER COUPLE INFORMAL Tax Included 0-12 THE DAILY COLLEGIAN, STATE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA Church Calendar St. Andrew's Episcopal Church. Palm Sunday: 7:45 a.m., Holy Communion. 10:45 a.m.. Morning Prayer and sermon. 3:30 p.m., Dedication of the Chancel Widow with reception following. Grace Lutheran Church, Palm Sunday: 9:30 am.. Bible Class. 6:30 p.m., High Worship Service. Nominations from floor for next year's officers. Tuesduty. 6 a.m.. Communion breakfast. Wesley Foundation: All stu-, dents are invited to the Wesley Foundation supper meeting at 5:30 p.m. tomorrow. Play. "For He Had Great Possessions;' will be presented at 7:30 p.m. in tha church. Westminster Foundation: Cabin Party group leaves at 2 o'clock this . afternoon. Student depart ment meets at 9:30 a.m. tomor row. Special Palm Sunday serv ice at 6:20 p.m. tomorrow. Young Friends Groups Discus sion will be an evaluation of Civilian Public Service at the Meeting House. 6:30 p.m. tomor row. LA Averages— Continued from page one Rice, Robert B. Roller, Emile P. Roy, Morton L. Rubin, Irwin Sagenkahn, Charles E. Sarlge, Robert L. Schlauch, Margaret R. Seybert, Irwin Shishko, Alan L. Shulman, Samuel Turley, Robert H. Vatz, Jean Wilkins, Charles T. Woods, Paul J. Zohorsky. Juniors on the dean's list are Evelyn M. Armstrong, Joseph D. Berdon, Francis L. Bohannan, Wilma Brehm, Robert L. Carter, Fred M. Chusid, Beatrice A. Cleveland, Howard L. Criden„ Wayne C. DeArment, Allen B. Decker, Mackey Eanmert, Shirley M. Foulke, George E. Ginty, Jane C. Gregory, Phyllis M. Har kin, Donald I. Hecker, Alice E. Hecht, Joan M. Hester, Gabriel W. Horloowitz, Betty Lou Horn, Dorothy G. Jenks, Robert L. Jor dan, Norman Landaburg, Her man I. Levy, Virginia G. Livings ton, Janet E. Long, Melvin Lurie, Esther A. Maginnie, Rosemary C. Maloney, Edwin S. Manbeck, Gerald Mermorstein, Alexander Mauro, Ellen L. Miller, Harry L. O'Connell, William J. Pade, Max Polansky, Philip W. Schumacher, Elizabeth A. Stanley, Lucille A. Thomas, Marie C. Thompson, Phyllis A. Toner, Leo Troy, Jane A. Weigle, Frances A. Welker, James L. Workman. Sophomores on the dean's list are Fred S. Barrouk„ William J. Betler, John B. Bonnell, Margaret M. Bopp, Philip L. Chapman, Lois J. Dickson, Joseph R. Fol ger, Marion Goldman, Hurley A. Gralfius, Robert J. Hammer, Anna 0. Keller, Leonard I. Klien man, Walter J. Lander ,Ruth H. Lehman, Mary G. Lockard ,Al fred G. Musrey, Edward S. Pop ky, Earl Schaffer, Paul A. Schiff man, Mrs. Ruth B. Shaw, Pa tricia J. Sullivan. Bernard Udis, Murray Weinberger, Charles M. Weiss, Dorothy 0. Werlinich, Jo seph A .Yantis. Betty A. Sellers, a special stu dent is included in the list. CLASSIFIED SECTION All classified advertisements must be In by 12:00 p.m. day preceding issue. *rims are 40e one insertion : $l.OO. three insertions: 17 words or lees. Call Collegian 4711. PERSON taking "McGregor" raincoat from Penn State Diner Sat.. night, March 6. Call Norton 3468. Have yours. - GOLD pencil tie clip, Wednesday afternoon between Burrows and Temporary. Sentimental val ue. Please return to S. U. desk. SMALL black cloth zipper purse. Finder, please call Phyllis 2926. FOR SALE ORCHIDS, $2.00 each! through March 20. Your alumni florist, Jimmy Wolfe, '39, manager. Woodring's Floral Gardens. 1940 WILLYS Coupe, good condi tion, economical—gets 20 miles per gallon. Henry, 607 W. College Phone 4143. GRADUATION Clearance. Radio, $9.98; K &.E drawing set, $23.98; Jeep, new motor, excellent condi tion, $699.98. Call Sill, 4674. REASONABLE-1941 Hudson 2- door. Four new tires, good paint, NAVE YOUR TYPEWRITER RECONDITIONED DURING EASTER VACATION All Makes—Portable or Standard Models—Repaired, Cleaned and Overhauled. NEW ROYAL OFFICE MACHINES AND PORTABLES FOR SALE CARL H. STEELE AGENCY Opposite Postoffice Second Floor 103 E. BEAVER AVE. PHONE 2514 THE HIGH-SIGN OF REFRESHMENT The pause that refreshes mom° UNDER AWNORfIIf OP THE COCA-COLA COMPANY BY COCA-COLA BOTTLING COMPANY of ALTOONA SATURDAY, MARCH 20, 1948 clean, motor overhauled. Call Col-. lege 52J. MISCELLANEOUS CATERING for weddings and other receptions. Frida Stern, 122 Irvin. Phone 4818 State Col lege. ATTENTION Pollock Circle-- Tenor man needed for well es tablished dance band. Call Pat 3250. LEW McGill's hamburgers and submarines Man what bar gains! Open Friday, Saturday nights 'til one. Stop in today! DICK BERGE and his orchestra available for campus bookings. Call 422.5. WANTED RIDE to Uniontown March 25. Will share expenses. Phone 2877. Ask for Anna Lee. RIDE to Philadelphia Wednesday night or Thursday morning. Call Ellis, 6691. FOR RENT SINGLE for graduate student, one block from campus. Call 4852 after 5 p.m. Plus 10 State Tax 0 1948, The Coca-Cola Company