PAGE TWO With the Editor In the Midst of preparations for final e xams wales a report on a survey made by the National Advertising Service, representatives for most Col -3.--ge newspapers, that asks, "Do you consider ',Nlc.)urself the typical college Student?" In the mad rush to complete term reports, flip Khrough the text to see what th e course is all about and dash to the drug More for no-doze tab ..l,ltsk on e scarcely has time to attack the problem academical] y. But if you spend $1,162 a year at school, live 226 .:files from campus, plan to travel some day, play -Innis and swim, own a camera, smoke 16 ciga -tzttes a day, eat a hearty breakfast, own life in i,urance and a typewriter, and eat Hershey bars like crazy, then you can consider yourself a tYPI 'CaI Joe College Or Betty Coed—you have arrived. *:.cording to the NAS survey. biterviewts were eonidunted by the NAS in 51 obleges of "ervery size and kind" in 26 states, with o.early 3,000 !students of both sexes from age 16 up IJeing quizzed. Among Uhe things discovered by the survey, ws9hidah was• mad e "to *gather up-to-date inform ion on every phase .of the U. S. college market," tiaras th e fact that the average college student i,pends over $60 , 0 a year for retail buying while at ilc.fhioel, or more than one-fourth more than the U. S. average. ..1;t was dis covered that nearly all th e I:,000,000 or so,stuldents expecting to buy cars will try to get Ford, Buick, or Chevrolet: about two-thirds rmoke regularly; one-ithird of the colleg e men tmok e pipes regularly and almost one-fourth more own pipes but smoke them infrequently. Concerning clothes, the survey reveals that the :Average colleg e girl owns nine sweaters, nine pairs of shoes, seven slips, six bras, two girdles, five pairs of stockings and three nightgowns. Joe College, a remarkably well...dressed young tiulan, owns 13 sets of underwear, 2:0 pairs of socks, Ocur pairs of Shoes, 13 shirts, 20 ties, three suits, %yid sport coats, and four sweaters, among other VAngs.. As for .favorite brands, it was learned that mor e thlat any other single brand in each item, men pre fer Interwloven socks, Florsheim shoes, Arrow hirts and ties, Hart Schaffner and Marx suits, Yfichock sulspenders and belts, Stetson hats, and ;rVilacGregor sweaters. 'However, in each case the 9targest percentage either didn% know what brands qilley used or used other less pcpular ones. While most women seemed equally unconcerned withh brands, preferences were expressed for Maid enfOrm bras, Jantzen girdles, Barbizon slips, and I. Miller shoes. Opinions on raincoats, nightgowns end sweaters were , almost equally divided. Of the 1,500,000 college men ,who shave and oth ozvriie groom themselves, most preferred Gillette razors and blades, Palmolive shave cream, Mennen lotion and powder, Wild. Root hair tonic, Fitch shampoo, Colgate tooth paste and Mum deodorant. IClosmetics preferred by women includ e Revlon nett polish and lipstick, Coty face powder, Pond's !face cream, Arvid deodorant, Colgate toothpaste and Halo shampoo. !Most, students expressed interest in food. Pre tlyerred soft drink—you guessed it—Coca Cola. Most popular Cigarettes are CJhesteitields, with /0 per cent of smokers preferring that brand; aaulcley Strike runs a Mir second with Z 9 per cent ?nld. Camels, Phillip Morris and Old Gold trail well ft , dhind. Pipe-srdokers prefer Briggs and Sir Wal- Iter Raleigh tobaccos and Kaywoodie pipes. Collegian Gazette AIL calendar items must be in at the Daily Collegian office by 4:30 p.m. on the day preceding publication. Friday, Jan. 17 BIELE STUDY, 2013 Carnegie Hall, 7 o'clock. Saturday, Jan. 18 ALPHA RHO OWIEGA-4male members only—meeting, Dom 'l4, Pollock Circle. 2 Sunday, Jan. 19 CAMPUS-KEY party meeting, 405 Old Main, 7'x310 eclock. Monday, Jan. 20 4-413 CLUB meelling, Delta Theta Sigrria Rouse, 7 o'clock. CHESS CLUB meeting, 7 Sparks, 7 o'clock. CAMPUS BUSINESS 'Women's club meet_ ing, .3104 Old Main, 7:30 o'clock:. At The Movies SCHWAB: "Tune Byre," Virginia Bruce, bondtgiliit; "The Prisone r . of Zenda." Ronald Daman, tomorrow CATHAFUM: "The Time, the Place, the Girl," Dennis Morgan, today, tomorrow, and Monday. STATE: "Blondie's Big Moment," Arthur [Jake, today; "Notorious Geniitartan," Rex Harrison tornarrow and Monday. NITTENY: "Ginger," ;tonight; "Drifting Along." tomorrow; "Tihe Return of Fra& lames," Monday. College Health Service Admitted to infirmary Wednesday: Suz anne Braude, Kenneth Cook, Donald Fore man, AdMaited yesterday: John Goldman, Christie Post,.Patrieda Sutters, Verna Taylor, Harry Wasley, thsclharged yesterday: James •Hartsoek, Wllitliam Hollabaugh, James WiobeL College Placement Service All arrangements for interviews should be made as soon as possible in 204 Old Main. THE DAILY COLLEGIAN, STATE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA '.--..,:',... 05p.....t , alifeetatt U" f , As• - • ..,...1.4 :2-11,,,1,N ,$) ....... It's Legal Ws legal. There are thousands and millions of prohibiting laws on th e statute books of cities, counties, slates, and the nation; but not one ap plies directly to this * act. In melodrama at the Nattany, the villain "Mang" her on the floor and let 'er lay. Legally you can "Illang'"er and let 'er lay and you can do more— you can step on 'er and grind 'er brains out under your• heel. And, you do. • I aim talking about your treatment of Senorita Cigarette—so raild,' so firm; so • round, •so fully packed, so easy on the draw, so snugly fitted into her dainty white dress. I am talking about the way you have oC `.`hanging" 'e r down in the cor ridor, on the front Step or on the rug in the home of a duchess. I am talking about the way you hav e of (stepping on 'er; Woking 'er, and leaving 'er with her Whit e dress torn and her insides scattered about. It's legal, but, oh, the shame of it! How can you be so cruel and so rude? How can you treat this dainty lady so shabbily and then be able to sleep nights? I don't know how or why, but I know that you can and do. • . _ It's legal, bolt it is not nice. It's the way you do it hut it isn't the way to be a perfect little gent. Iltks done by many bat that doesn't make the act less terrible. Why don't you:turn ove r a new leaf, Why don't you hit the sawdust trail, Why don't you vo•w to reform, wihy don't you get some white in• your soul, wihy don't you sign a pledge, why don't you read a good book, why donq you have a confer. once With Your pastor, why don't you listen to th e voice cif donscien'ce? Why don't you say to yourself, "From this thin_ ute I shall be a bette r man," and then from this minute on treat the little lady in the white dress with all the kindness, respect, and consideration she deserves. Instead of Ranging 'er, carry 'er daintily between thumb and.finger to an ash tray or a sandbox and put her down gently. If you must brain 'er to extingulidh the iiir e of her per sonality, do it with restraint and give 'er a decent burial. Do this and you Will not only be a happier spirlitulal creature but you Will also help to keep our houSe clean and respectable. —by Raymond E. Manchester Bowling Alt the State Cdliege Bowling Center Wednesday night, only one irderfriaternity league match was played. Beta Theta Pi beat Delta UlpSilon. Four other fraternities showed "Pp, and won forfeit vic tories. That makes a total of six teams all told. Sixteen fraternities are entered in the league. _Every Wednesday night since the tournament began, Mr. Trusnan Cassel, Manager of the Center, has been reserving the alleys for the• fraternities. The Student t!cdy knows this, and on Wednesday nights they stay away. lit six out of sixteen teams put•in an appearance, obViouSly, Mr. Cassel is not making any money. Added to this, there is the question of pin.loys. Pin-boys are hard to get. They become e ven hard er to get when they find themselves not getting paid. If there aren't any games, they can't pick up pins. If they don't pick up pins, then they don't get paid. It's as simple as that. Mr. Cassel pointed out that the consistently de feated teams are the ones who appear to have lost interest. That can't b e helped. Interest is some thing that doesn't reanain Stationary. However, it seems that in entering this kind of tournament, all the fraternities, that did so, assumed an obligation. They agreed to occupy the alleys reserved for them. Mr. Cassel is a business man, and as such he can't continu e to alfow howaing tournaments to be run, if they are run under the present circum stances. —David J.. Adelman Letters By Our Poet Laureate Oh yes, the Owls from Temple— They were a hefty crew— They tried to claw the Lion And on Penn State Campus too Now the Lion was the -underdog— So the "experts" said— But when the game was over•— Were those guys' faces red! Oh yes, the Owls of Temple— They were a 'likely crew— But at the final whistle All they could say was "Who-o-?" Now gentlemen take warning— And this is not a crack— A Lion always fights the best When he is on his back. Philip A. Mark, Capt m Ca pus Patrol- •Editorials and features in The Collegian reflect the opinions of the writer. They make no claim to represent student or University opinion. All unsigned editorials are by the editor. CLASSIFIEDS All classified advertisements must be in by 4:30 p.m. day preceeding issue. Prices are: 40c for one insertion, $l.OO, three insertions, 17 words or less. Call Collegian, 711. WANTED Tthle waiters and dish washers for Saturday night. January 18, Sunday noon. Call Fred Leser, 3250 evenings. TYPEWRITER CLEANING and oiling; 8-hour service, $2.00. C. C. Schuyler, 226 W. Beaver Ave., State College, Pa. Dial 2740. LOST—GoId bracelet with SPE seal, Monday tn EE. 'Senti mental value. Call Sara ON. LOST—One Pi Kappa Alpha pin, between PiKA house and DG house Friday night. Call Warren 2212.10. FOUND One Pi Kappa Alpha pin, Saturday night. Owner may claim 'by .calling "Spike." TUXEDOES' FOR SAIJE--Sizes 37 long, 40 long, 44 stout. Call 4326. FOR SALE—Size 37 doufble- Ibreasted tux; very good condi tion; reasonable, Call 3385. POR SALE CHEAP—Navy offi cer's gabardine raincoat, size 39 long. THE DAILY COLLEGIAN Successor to the Free Lance. est. 1877 Published Tuesday through Friday mornings during the College year by the staff of the Daily Collegian of 'the Pennsylvania State College. Entered as second class matter July 5, 1934, at the State College, Pa., Post Office under the act of March 3, 1879. $2.50 a semes ter $4.00 the school year. Michael A. Blatz Editor Rosemary Ghantous • - Bus. Mgr. Mgr. Ed., Lynette Lundquist; News Ed., Lawrence Foster; Feature Ed., Frank Davis ; Women's Ed., Katherine McCor mick ; Asst. Women's Ed., Suzanne Mc- Cauley. - Co-Sport 'Eds. Arthur Miller. Ste phen Sinichak ; Photo Ed, Lucy Seifing; Wire Ed.. Seymour Rosenberg; Sr. Board, Marilyn Jacobson, Lewis Jaffe. Ad. Mgr., Phyllis Deal; Asst. Bus. Mgr., Sally Holstrum; Asst. Ad. Mgr., Dorothy Leibovitz ; Circ. Mgr. Paul Bender. STAFF THIS ISSUE Managing. Editor Ben I. French, Jr. Assistant _ ' J. Arthur Stober News .Editor Kay BadoHet Assistant Eleanor Fennel Adv. Assistant..__Joy Eichorn FRIDAY, JANUARY 17, 1947: WOMAN'S WALLET with mangy, identification, valuable paper:::, disappeared at Muhlenberg game. Please return to R. T. Bair, Phi: Kappa Psi. Re,wa•rd. SALLY'S Gifts for the Graduate iek•,,,,, • . --\\ 4 . • / 'f. , • A .. s ,i i .. . Hand / Y 1 . 1 ' \ embroidered / f AV TO handker „ow-L"Pii kii,A Ii chiefs that 4,i;. `' V',,,L ' .!) e) . '4' . .! -! • will please k-, ),... • ':,.,/ any girl / ',.. /> Wide leather belts go so well with skirt q and dresses - - •,_ . . , ~..44;',: . f. ... 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