PAGE EIGHT Piglets, Coeds Struggle At Little international Rescued from the pig sty for the day, 10 squealing, squirming, struggling, little pigs led scream ing coeds a merry chase at the Little International Livestock Show. While the spectators howled and hash bulbs exploded, Jezebelle, Salome, Suzie Q, Heps, and Bob paraded into the Stock Pavillion in. bright . new halters, gleaming leashes, and with straw in their hair. With their Liberal Artist coeds in tow, the pigs, only eight weeks old, raced to the starting line and tugged on their leashes impatient to start. By the time the "Go" signal had (been given the piglets were ready for a nap and so were their . mistresses, but the whips cracked and off they—walked. Pigs, Coeds Whips Tangle Down the length of the ,pavillion amid the cheers of the spectators they str ugg le e. while leashes tangled and coeds tripped over pigs and each other. Whips swung through the air and contacted with everything but the pigs as the Liberal Artists experimented at being Simon Legree. The barrel. was the obstacle stupendous 'as the coeds tried to entice 'the pigs around the right side and down the home stretch again. Crossing leashes and Mother Nature taking her course were among the difficulties 'most en joyesl by the people in the grand stands and least enjoyed by the struggling coeds. Pigs Have Minds of Their Own One pig dashed down the last mile like Barney :Divell to the finish line, stopped short, and re fused to move. His 'poor , drwer not permitted by the rules to pull him, tried whipping instead and soon' found herself racing the op posite direction away from the goal line. Finally three pigs staggered across the line at the same time as the flash bulbs went off in dazed coeds faces. The end of the race? Oh : no! A final heat between the winners of the first two heats faced the winner, M . rho by this time would have been glad to lose rather than face the ordeal again. 'Torture Continues Even so, the torture wasn't over when the goal line was reached for the coeds were instructed to pick up their little demon charges and parade the length , of the pa vilion for the third time with the darling brats under their arras. Naturally the pigs put up a slight objection to being handled like a sack of potatoes instead of 25 pounds of potential pork chops ASME Members • . . will hear Donald P. Kay. e, sixth semester industrial engin eer, speak on "USAtF Bombing of Nazi Industry" in a meeting at 110 Electrical Engineering, 7:30 p.m. April 23. Kay, who was a captain with the 12th Air Force during the War, will present films taken "on the jab" during his talk. Masquerettes • . . . will hold a reorganization meeting in Schwab Auditorium at seven p.m. Sunday. 'All Masquer ettes are encouraged to. attend. .41 vt.i'vt , W-NotA Magazines--Candy Tobacco and the result was like a blaring automobile horn which reused to stop. Deposited, at last, back in the good ole pig sty, the pigs grunted contentedly, while the 'coeds re solved to collaborate on a hook, guaranteed to be a best seller, call ed "How to Chase a Pig," or "Lib, 'ral Artists Don't Belong on Ag, Hill." Former San Diego Editor Joins Journalism Staff John H. Gleason, recently city editor of the San Diego (Ctrl.) Jonirnal, has joined the faculty )1 the department of journalism !?s assistant .professor. . Professor Gleason was city ed itor of the San Diego newspaper since C'ctdber, 1945. Prior to that he spent three years in the Mai . - ine Corps as a captain. He saw active duty in the Gil bert and Marshall Islands, Ss 'pan, Tinian, and Iwo Jima, and served in the occupation, of Ja pan. Sabre going to the Pacific area he had been head of public relations for the Marine Corps st Now York City. Before his service in the Mar ine Corps, Professor Gleason worked on the Evanston, (Ill.) News-Index, for the United Press bureau in Cleveland, Ohio, and for the Washington bureau of the Buffalo (N.Y.) Evening News. New Textbook Includes Werner's English Essay An ar 4 ticle entitled, "English for Wa•r Needs," by W. L. Wer ner, professor of English litera ture. ILF.s been reprinted in a new textb•cok by Mabel E. 'Strong, of the University of Nebraska. The textbook is titled "A Refresher in College Composition." The essay, which was reprinted as a model of Eng Hill for study and analysis, first appeared- in in the "News Letter of the College English Association." Student, 2 Professors To Attend ACE Meeting Dr. G. H. Rohlich .and A. A. Brielmaier, of the depisrtment of civil engineering, and NROTC Trainee Ronald H. Hartman, student president of the local chapter of the American Society of Civil Engineers, will attend the annual spring meeting of the A. S. C. E. in Philadelphia, Wednes day, Thursday, and• Friday. The three day 'meeting being held in the Bellevue-Stuatford Hotel, is to (be attended by about 1000 leading civil engineers and will be highlighted by nine tech nical sessions at which epgineer ing postwar prdblems will be dis cussed. Six Hundred . . . . veterans who were former students cif the College will be ad . :flitted this week by Registrar William S. Hoffman. In addition, 1150 veterans will be ,accepted for Mont Alto as IfoTestry students. THE COLLEGIAN Cabinet- (Continited from page o) coat wherever the buyer de sires. Since there is shortage of the coats. they will be sold on the basis of "first, come. first served." According to College tradition, each senior decorates his own Lion cor.t. Later in the ,semester, Sheehan said, Cabinet will spon sor a contest of Lion coats, with entries judged on originality and attractiveness. - "Hello Week" will be April 29 to iMQy 3, reported Priscilla Wag ner, chairman. During this week, 60 students will have $1 bills to give to the seventh non-acquain tance who greets them with the Penn State "Hello." Cabinet is sponsoring this campaign in an Ofort to revive the Hello spirit. No Campus Licenses According to a report from Albert Green, no licenses can be issued to students for driving on campus. Due to the icongested traaic conditions on camptis at present, only students with eth3- pertsary permits , . will be issued temporary commis licenses. Charles Bill reported that ac cording to State College regula tions, all' Sunday movies are ille gal, whether or -not Admission is charged. Cabinet then abandoned the Sunday movie proposal, and Stapleton tsppointed the following committee to plan other Sun day afternoon entertainment: Patricia Trester, chairman; Char-1 ?.es Hill, , Bud Mellott. Virginia McCloskey, and John Nesbitt. Alpha Tau Alpha . . . Penn State Chapter of the National Professional , Ag. Ed. Honorary, reorganized recently„ after nearly three Years. of in rctivity. Samuel I. Haines was elected president; Harry Errie3t, vice-president; Charles L. Bow man, secretary4reasurer; and James Wilson, sergeant at arms. Plans are now being discuEsed for En active program and the initiation of new members. Dr. Warren B. Mack- . Dr. Roy D. Anthony, Rus sell E. Larson, Martin L. Od hnd, John R. Culbert, and Wil liam. S. Clarke Jr.. all of the Col lege horticulture department. and J. Lupton Mccartney, professor of extension pomology. attended the annual meeting of the Amer ican Society for Horticultural Sciences held at St. Louis, last Thursday, 'Friday, and Saturday. Dean Lyman E. Jackson_ . of the School of Agriculture. .is attending a three-day meeting of the executive board of the As- sociation of ..sand-Grant .Colleges end Universities,. 'which is • being held in Washington. D. C. Dr. Jaoksdn is secretary-treasurer of the association. Letter To Editor To the Editor. I write this letter with some skepticism as it is my first at tempt in• same time at offering an opinion as a civilian. I've been on campus as an ex- GI for less than three weeks but 'uring this time I have main tained a concurrent attitude to ward my classes and the people involved in my attendance there at. I've been especially interested in my Mellow ex=Gl's; both those who have attended classes prev ious semesters and those who re cently registered with me. 'lt is' a wonderful :feeling to really know that despite several years of service we are basically the same people. It is even more wonderful when we realize that less than a yeEr ago many of us were still digging fox holes so that we might preserve those necessary parts of the individual untfica tion required :for the utilization of the benefits of Ph. 116 or 346. It was just a dream then—now , it is a realization. :Studying is more difficult foe me now than( ever before—if have never 'been anything above an average student . Deutsche 'Verein Hears Lecture on Northwest "Northwestern United States" was the ,subject of an illustrated talk given by Ralph• Peters, grad uate forestry student, at the meeting df the Deutsche Verein. Piotures showing the forests and mountains of Washington and Oregon were shown as well as same of the College. Peters took them while serving at a for est ranger station in the North west. After the meeting refresh ments were served. Next Baseball Game . . . will las with.th•:.: Lafayette nine at New Beaver Field, Friday, April 19. 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