FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1945
25 Frosh Sing Btu.es
As 'Judges lay Law
• “Woe is us” sighed the 25 Frosh
•who trudged out of the Tribunal
meeting Wednesday evening. This
morning they -will don two sand
wich signs each, and the less for
tunate will carry everything from
an. automobile tire to a floor lamp.
The reason?—they failed to con
form to Frosh custom rules.
Don’t slap Freshman A 1 Venzer
‘ on the hack, you might capsize a
lung. You see, Venzer’s back
won’t be (Where you think it is
’cause he’ll be wearing his pants,
shirt. and eclat toaickwaVds. Be
careful, please.
“THE LIGHT THAT FAILED” is
the- sign that .will adorn the lamp
shade-,that • Emerson Kettenmah
will wear for a hat. Just to com
plete the ensemble, Tribunal told
him to carry a floor lamp to class
es. His sign will read “LOST
FROSH?. SEE TRIBUNAL ... I
WAS SET -STRAIGHT.’
. hl ,
.^c3^bs.staifs;,on\his; s wayv'fo ,
fihfejl take ihem
Selling , - “CHARGE.”.; He’ll ;■. also
•Wear a version of .the famous, Ted
dyi/Roosevelt-lid- and carry- a stur
idy homemade-sword. I’M A WISE
iBIRD AND A BIT ABSURD and
1 WATCH ME' TAKE THE -STAIRS
i are the sandwich.signs he’ll carry..
; CUSTOMS FAILURE; WAS MY’
:SLIP NOW I’M IN TRIBUN
•'iAIi’S.GRIP, will be worn on a sign
by Howard Cohen for failing to
wear his customs. TIME TO RE-
TIRE is the other sign he’ll , have
./ to wear, and. his outfit will-fesem
,ble the tire, company ad which
calls for a flawing white night
gown, lighted candle and an auto
tire slung over'his shoulder.'
“ Other signs that the Frosh will
accompany around the campus
' this ccming week will read: IT’S
ABOUT TIME I KNEW IMY CUS-
TOMS . . . ASK 'ME?, ? DAYS
.’TILL CHRISTMAS VACATION,
- TRIBUNAL - GOT TIN A HUFF
AND ..CALLED .IMY BLUFF, MAY.
T CARRY YOUR BOOKS FRET--
TY MAIDEN? I’M A- WISE AP
HDE; and numerous other retmindr
- ing frosh of the Orientation meet
* ing on Tuesday.
‘; George Bearer will carry a 'buc
ket of water to classes and siprink-
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McLanahan's
le the Willow tree each time he
passes it. Also, he’ll emphasize
the Christmas spirit by camou
flaging himself to look like a
Christmas tree. His sign will read,
AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE . . .
TRIBUNAL MADE A TREE OF
ME.
One Frosh will wear a dog col
lar and leash and spend the week
chewing a rubber dog bone. He’ll
carry Tl 'folding chair for tired up
perclassmen to sit on. Still ano
ther will carry an ash tray stand
and transport his text books in a
market basket.
Woe is them. -
History Prof Returns
After Air Corps Service
A former captain of the Army
Air Forcesj Prof. Emrriett F. O’Neil'
bferreturned fp liistory -at
fore the war. • ; V‘'y v ; j
• ' Enlisting in July 1942, O’Neil'
served with several' of his fofmer
students while 1 going to Officers
Candidate School at CKanute
Field, 'lll., and Camp Lee, Va. Later,
he was graduated 'from the Army
Air Forces OCS at Miami Beach,
Fla., and Harvard University. ■
-, He was then assigned to the Air
Transport Command, serving in Lt.
General George’s Headquarters
Staff in Washington, D. C., from
March, 1943, to November, 1944, at
which,time he was discharged for
mediioal-reasons.
Vultee Aircraft Offers
Scholarships, Fellowship
Stipends of the two scholarships
and fellowship offered to engineer
ing students by the Consolidated
Vultee : Aircraft Corporation' will
be $250 each per semester for the
scholarships and $750 for the fel
lowship.
. Those interested can apply at
Dean Hammond’s office, 203' Maih
Engineering.
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THE COLLEGIAN
Kappa Delta Rho Elects;
Plans House Reopening
At a recent meeting of the ac
tive chapter of Kappa Delta Rho
fraternity, the following officers
were elected: E. P. (Ike) Diehl,
president; Donald S. JBoston, vice
president; Lee M. McQuistion,
treasurer; David A., Carleton, sec
retary; John E. Murphy, rushing
chairman.
Tentative plans were laid for
re-occupying the KDR house in
the near future. The house is at
present occupied by Beta Sigma
Rho, who expect to move back
into their own house now that it
is-evacuated by the ASTP.
Math Honorary To Hold
Round Table Discussion
“Probability, Statistics, and Ap
plications” will be the subject of
the round table discussion of Pi Mu
Epsilon, .national, ' mathematics
honorary, 197 Main Shigineering,
8 pan; Thursday, December 13. ■
.Dean Charles,. C. Wagner, Prof,-
Clarence ,E. Bullinger, • and Prof.
Evan, Johnson Jr, will conduct the
round table discussion. This is the
first of a' series to be given by the
society to explain the .. various
courses offered by the mathemati
cal departments here and at other
schools. All interested are invited
to attend.
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Inframural Basketball
Entries Due Af Rec Hall
Intramural basketball entries
for Independent and Fraternity
Leagues must be made ait Intra
mural Office, 213 Recreation Hail,
by 5 p.m. December 3.
Entry for each team is limited
to ten men. All men must have
physical exam cards from College
physician. Entry fee is $1 per team.
Tell The
Old, Old Story
MERRY CHRISTMAS
With
CORSAGES .;
FLOWERS .Sgp;
'From :
Woodring's Floral Gardens
117-E. -Beaver . ; ..Phone 2045
Chesterfield’s gay Christmas
carton, is a beauty... just the thing
to say “Merry Christmas” to yqur
classmates and to top off the
bundles for those at home.
mamma
Treble Singers Officers
. . . for the winter semester are:
Virginia McCluskey, president;
Carolyn Detz, secretary-treasurer;
Elouise Black, Elvira Holmes',
Marie Thompson, and (Lois Tinsley,
librarians.
Games will 'be played on Monday,
Tuesday, and Thursday nights at
9 and 10 p.m.
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