PAGE EIGHT THE COLLEGIAN "For A Better Penn State" Established 1940. Successor to the Penn State Collegian, established 1904, and the Free Lance, established 1887. Published every Friday morning during the regular Col kge year by the staff of the Daily Collegian of the Pennsyl vania State Collge. Entered as second class matter July 5. 1934, at the State College. Pa., Post Office under the act of March 8. 1879. • Subscripttions by mail only at $1 a oemester. Editor-in-Chief Victor Danilov Associate Editor B. J. Cutler EDITORIAL STAFF NVomen's Editor. News Editor li'eature Editor Photo Editor ►!kiitorial Assistants—Wooilene Bell, Lynette Lundquist, Gloria Nerenberg, Dorothy Rutkin, Audrey Ryback. Patricia Turk, Iteporters—Leon Aaron, Kay Badollet, Barbara Ingraham, Leo Kornfeld, David Nalven, Elliott Shapiro, Nancy Sherrill', Doris Stowe, Gwynneth Timmis. Graduate Counselor ADVERTISING STAFF Assistant Business Manager Elaine Miller Assistant 'Advertising Manager Bernice Fineberg Xunion Board—Mary Louise Da ,, y, Phyllis Deal, Rosemary Ghantous, Helen Kime. STAFF THIS ISSUE Managing Editor Copy Editor ____ Pews Editor ___ Sports Editor Assistant Advertising Manager Friday, May 25, 1945 Counselors Organize College fraternity advisers have been reorgan ized into the Association of Fraternity Counse lors and have adopted a new constitution. The aims of the AFC are to further best in terests of social fraternities on campus, coun sel and guide undergraduate chapters, and act in matters pertaining to over all fraternity sup ervision as they effect student welfare, according to the new constitution. Prior to the reorganization, the counselors could act in an advisory capacity only and any suggestions had to be carried out through Inter fraternity Council. Many times IFC was too busy with its own problems, or wasn't in agreement with the Counselors' suggestions, Ex-president Jesse Doolittle said, so nothing was done about them. Under the present set up, each fraternity is represented by one faculty member or towns man who must be approved by the active chap.: ter, alumni association of the fraternity, and the College administration. This will eliminate the previous membership confusion when. anyone could attend meetings, vote, and hold office. The AFC now has authority to act, according to President Arthur F. Davis. Because it has a seat on the Student Welfare Committee, it can rec ommend action to the Senate Committee and put into practice its - suggestions rather than serve in the advisory capacity only. Deans Say Farewell The retirement of Dean Charles W. Stothlart and Dean Stevenson W. Fletcher means much more to the College than the loss of two men..lt means more specifically the loss of two leaders. They have served Penn State during its per iod of development and expansion. These two men have been a progressing and guiding spirit abetting the growth of the College and through their service have contributed considerably to its recognition as an outstanding institution of high er learning. The loss, too, is a personal one. The names of Stoddart and Fletcher have become passwords in their respective schools. The understanding and sympathetic guidance they've shown to the student body as a whole has endeared them to graduates and will make their names synono mous with the Penn State tradition. A Day of Prayer Memorial Day will be different from just any other day of classes this year, thanks to the ef forts of All-College Cabinet. Brig. Gen. Thomas B. Catron, chief of staff, Third Service Command, will be on hand for the occasion which will be called appropriately enough "Memorial Day for the Allied Nations." Eleven o'clock ,clases on Wednesday will be excused so that the student body will be able to attend en masse. All the military personnel will be present to review before the ceremony. here then is a chance for everyone to pay his respect to those who died for our Country. In times like these what less could we do for those who have done so much? Business Manager Evelyn Wasson .n~~~D Managing Editor Nancy Carastro Helen Hatton Ruth Cons tad Gertrude Lawatsch Peggie Weaver P•ay Young • Gloria Iferenbem-- Woodene Bell Barbara Ingraham Leo Kornfeh Rosemary Ghantaut Stan Bernheim and Bill Morton, energetic junior class prexies, called a last meeting last Wednesday in order to plan the traditional picnic. When the attendance was taken results showed 75 members o•f the class numbering over 500 were present. Will the junior picnic turn out the same as the senior class picnic did last October? Where is the upperclassmen's college spirit? Now that the annual Panhel Sing is over, sorority girls can, pull in, their chests and pins again. Since the sing was for entertain ment only this spring, any rifts occu!ring through competition have readily been bridged. The Navy and head waiters in Atherton dining commons have doned their "whites" which is. a sure sign of spring! You think you saw a coed lug ging a body under arm? You really weren't having halucina tions or seeing mirages. Some of the home ec students have been carrying completely-dressed-min us-head-and-limbs dress forms from their rooms to class and back again! But Gitti — Uhlig and Marian Doty in Mac Hall weren't satisfied with dress forms. They made George, complete-with head-arms-and-legs MAN! No Penn State hasn't gone poetic. It's just that Dr. Long has his English literature 24 class writing limericks. One specimen of amateur verse is Louis Bell I once asked a saint named Lou Coeds are !fast taking posses sion of the remaining fraternity hardware....AoPi Jo Lowrie is wearing (Lambda chi Jim Buck ler's jewelry.... Alpha z delt Lois Turner is pinned to delta chi Paul Smith.... (Ed. note: Paul was initiated, pinned Lois, and left for the Navy on the same day).... Betty Heath, ACPi pledge, wears Jeff Athaway's Pi kappa phi pin ....He's in the Navy now.... E dith Eckhaiis and Cpl. Lee Hamer ling are engaged.... Alpha chi sig Dick Mraz has given Anne Mulve hill a sparkler.... Theta Jeanie Hirt was crowned Rose Queen of Pi Kappa Phi at their •formal dance Friday nite ....Stan Bernheirn was her es cort.... Also present were. Chuck Hurd and Bunny Hartley.... Johnny Brooke and DG Skit Daub' ...Jack McCarthy and Kappa Tolltmy Watson ....Chuck Alcorn and Theta Vee Martin....Lotsa others.... AOPi Weasy Umberger saw Thumper Barkley last week.... Phi Mu Joan Baker saw Ens. Wil liam Randolph.... Ens. Monty Livermore, Navy flier, visited Theta Phil Baer. ...Lt. Walt Bachman saw Carolyn LeWorthy ....Cpl. Bob Gardner, phi gam, was in town seeing Kappa Dottie Callahan. ...And A/S Bob Ar nold, phi sigma kappa, visited Faculty Limelight Newly-elected members of the Faculty Lunch Club Steering Committee which will' take over the group's activities June 1 have been announced by L. A. Peacock, retiring chairman. They are C. E. E'ullinger, Miss Elizabeth Farrow, H. R. Riley, G. E. Simpson, and Mrs. Mary W. Streyffeler. Dr. Peacock will remain on the committee as an ex-officio in ember. The program for Monday's Tneeting will consist of a discussion on the work of the technical branch libraries.... speakers will be Miss Anna E. Malone, repre senting the agriculture library.. ..Elaymond Dickison, chemistry and physics ....Miss Liberata Emmerich, mineral industries.... Mrs. Margaret Coulter, engineer ing. In the latest issue of News Flashes from Czechoslovakia, a lielease nublished by the Czecho slovak National Council of Amer ica, Prof. J. Paul Selsam, profes sor of European history, wrote an article on "German Intrigues Among the Czechoslovaks Over a Thousand Years Ag0."....Dr. C. R. Austin, nrofessor of metallur gy, has accepted a position as as sistant to the president of the Mechanite Metal Corporation, New Rochelle, N. Y. Dr. Austin has been a member of the College 'staff since 1934. THE COLLEGIAN Penn Statements FAY YOUNG Old Mania By NANCY By WOODENE BELL 'Bout the worst battle he had been through, He stood scratching his head 'Til finally he said, "T'was the battle For 3 in psych 2." Surprise of the ASTP formal dance Saturday nights was the revelation of the true personage of Sherry Denison, one of the contestants for queen of the ball. It was none other than an ASTI" himself, the practical joker of the Penn State unit in a formal gown and a wig! Johnny Meier, former captain of the Lion, track team, has enter ed the annual meet of the Colle giate Track and Field Club in Philadelphia Memorial Day rep resenting the New York A. C. He will compete in the 440-yard run and the half-mile and at present holds the Middle Atlantic AAU outdoor championship for the quarter-mile. Another Penn Stat er makes good! CARASTRO Kappa Lois Cleaver .... AOPi Nancy Norton went to Philly to see Midn. George Nichols.... Lt. Mitzi Bergstein,, sig, has been in town.... Lt. Charlie Ridenour....Phi gam Ed Seel, an Ensign in the Merchant Marine, is in town on a 30-day leave after months at ,3ea....He's auditing courses he had when he left for service, in the middle of a semes ter.... Rosemary Hipps was crowned Queen of the AST Drum Formal Sattidy....And a very nice af fair it was....By the way, if any one will take the time to look at last week's Collegian, scrutinize the picture of Sherry Denison, one of the Queen contestants.... She's a man' The tall, gorgeous, red head was exposed as a fraud to the dancers during an intermis sion.... And the groans from the gullible ones who had voted for her—uh--him .... Very clever, these AST's.... Alpha chi's pledge dance will be at the nhi kappa sig house.... There will by Anne Schlough and A/S Dana Belser....Pris Wagner and Teke Van pindy....Heleki Jay and A/S Vern Condron.... Jean Moyer and Midn. Mike Mil ligan, traveling up from Penn.. „Elaine Simpson and A/S Jim Jones. ...Janet Mallenaeur and SPE Bob TayIor....MANIAC. Dean Edward Steidle, of the School of Mineral Industries will speak at the Phi Kappa Phi din ner tonight.... Dr. Clifford R. Adams, - director of Penn State's Marriage Clinic, has two articles in nation-wide magazines this month....ln the Ladies' Home Journal, he lists the most liked and disliked names for babies.... In the Woman's Harm , Compan ion, his rer.ular feature on mar riage counseling. Dr. Francis Tschan, professor of European history, has been prov ing his abilities as an author as well as a professor. He wrote the music for a hymn sung in chapel during the Red Cross drive, the ode read at the V-E day convo cation, and is the co-author of five volumes on "Western Civil ization" hot off the press. But just to prove his versatility, he won the Peter Paul Choclettos jingle contest. A Lean And Hungry Look There are many advantages in situating a col lege in a small town. Students can pursue their studies (and their dates around the living room table) with none of the distractions and tempta tions of big-city life. Also the local merchants can more easily swindle the college kids. This is particularly simple in a town as small and as far off the beaten track as State College. Students wishing to purchase a specific article, may find it in one, or at most, two stores. If the latter case holds time, 'the shopper will find a suspicious similarity in prices. This is known in economic circles as collusion, or getting the dirty end of the stick. One of the nicer things as bountiful Dame Na ture has bestowed upon her children is flowers. They look good and they smell pretty. In fact they are the only non-marriageable commodity having these characteristics, I do not know pre cisely when it happened, but about a million years ago some wise chap handed a woman some flow ers instead of whacking her over the head with a club. The new approach worked so well that there has been a lively traffic in posies ever since. In recent times the giving of flowers has be dome the thing to do on many occasions. When a friend is ill we, overjoyed that he is flat on his back and in no condition to borrow money, cele brate by sending flowers. Flowers are in order when someone we dislike dies. The thought of the florist's charge assures a respectable amount of tears at the funeral. At College it is an accepted practice for a man attending a formal or semi-formal, dance to pre-; sent his date with a corsage of flowers. This is a senseless custom. A pretty girl does not need flowers. And the only way a corsage can help a girl who is not attractive, is to be worn directly over the face. I have, however, no quarrel with corsages or the people who give them. With the ones who sell corsages matters stand differently. The flower merchants. Those stalwart practi tioners of the art of Jesse James. Those goOd sa maritans whose badge of service contains the mottoes. "The public be damned!" and "Charge all the traffic can bear!" They are good men. They are pious men. They are kind to mothers. And let me tell you why. . On several days during the year almost every one purchases flowers. Last Easter the customer found an unusually high rate prevailing in town. Mother's Day was celebrated by a similar price jump. I shudder to think what the robber barons of the rose gardens will do for the Intenfraternity Ball. I am putting myself squarely on the spot and queering my chances to get Idate for the. IF Ball, but I am not 4oing to buy flowers. It really is not necessary, fellows. If, with your arms around her, and the music of Lopez , in her ears, your date is not beautiful, nothing will make her so. It would be a sensible-thing if the Interfratern- . ity Council eliminated flowers for the dance. , It would be a better thing if it sold War Stamp cei.; sages, instead. —CASSIUS Front and Center• Lt. Charlie Ridenour, former varsity wrest ler, is spending part of his leave in town,. Charlie is a radar instructor at Langley Field, Va. Also visiting the campus last weekend was Lt. Mickey Burnstein, 'former Nittany basket ball manager. Mickey, now a marine, was wounded the first day on Iwo Jima. Lt. (jg) Joe Ganz, comrnander of an LOP, is, on leave after participating in several Euro pean • invasions. Lt. Bernard Broshy, former varsity tackle, has added two bronze stars to his Philippine liberation ribbon for participation in landings on Dinagat Island three days before the main assault on the Philippines began. Lt. C. R. Burge '44, bombardier on• a Fly ing Fortress has been awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. Lt. Burge is home after completing 30 missions. Lt. Roger W. Maurer '4O *ears an Oak Leif, Cluster. and a Bronze Star. S/Sgt. Richard Grace '43 has been awarded , an OA Leaf Cluster and the Air Medal. • Lt. (jg) Julie ilipstein, Hollywdod producer and former Lion boxing champion, is now at tached to the photograph division of the Navy, Cdpt..,Carl EVI. Bachrach '42 has been cited for his work in• charge of the convalescent train-.,' ing program at the Westover Regional Statim Hospital. —PEGGIE WEAVER, FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1945