FRIDAY, MAY 25, 1945 "Congenitally Lazy' Dean Still Young, Active At 68 Dean Charles W. Stoddart, who retires July 1, describes himself as 41 congenitally lazy", yet the School of 'Liberal Arts has mushroomed from a unit of 421 students and 82 faculty members to become the largest School at the College during his 25-year re gime.. . . . Statistics fail to back up his claims to laziness, for'.when Dr.. Stoddart became •head of the Bib -Oral - artists in 1920, the school ranked fourth in enrolltnent; and, in his words, was "a hang-out for funk-outs" from other schools. Believing that students always want something which is hard to get, his first action was to raise academic standards. His theory must have been good lbecause the LA School has ranked first in en rollment for the past !1.5 years,' In 1940, the last .prewar year, there were 1552 students and 160 faculty 'members. Today, Sparkt building serves as headquarters for .1008 civilian students 'and 156 professors: In addition it services approximately 600 milit aTy trainees. • Other landmarks• of Stoddart's reign • were separation of the School into lower and upper di visions, and establishment of the Speech Clinic, the Institute of Lo cal' .GoVernment, and the Bureau of Business Reasearch. Although the Dean holds three degrees, a B.A. from Columbia • University, 1900; a M.A. from _Columbia, 1901; and a Ph.D. from the University of Wisconsin, he ,has always insisted that his sec _retaries refer to him as "Mr." Stoddart. He is not the one to claim credit for others' accom plishments. "My policy," he explained, "has :not been to .go out and do every 'thing - myself, but to back some body who has a good idea." When the College had a radio :station, WP,SC, Dean Stoddart :ranked as one of its outstanding prcigram 'contributors, frequent fly serving as master of ceremon ies' on the liberal arts broadcasts. ;He was the first president of the Centre Hills Country Club, a `former 'director of both the Red 'Cross and University Club, and at .one time he was simultaneously :president of the Kiwanis and.the Commerce Clubs. In the interval between Presi dents Sparks and Thomas and .agairi between Presidents Thomas and Hetzel, he served as "one third president" of the College. •Dr. Stoddart, author of "Chemis try of Agriculture", member of the. committee which recom mended the College Senate, and chairman of the first committee on courses' of study, was a mem- , ;ter of the agricultural chemistry department from. 1910 to 1920. Charles Stoddart was born in 'Boscdbel, Wisconsin, 1877, and spent most of his boyhood in Can ; ticin and Columbus, 'Ohio. He Maintains 'Membership in many organizations including t h e ;American Association for the Ad vancement of Science, Beta The= Phi Beta Kappa, Sigma Xi, Phi. Kappa Phi, and Alpha Zeta.. The Dean, who ' still - rushes about his office an hour after • Maytime Springtime . Flowertime a. FRESH FLOWERS Speak Best Wishes . In Any Time. WOODRINGS Floral Gardens Phone 2045 Beaver Ave. closing time, who laughs so easily,and solves problems. with a flick oE• his cigarette, neither acts nor looks like a man about to re tire. "I want to retire," he said "while I can still move. I want to go .out and do , a -lot of things I've been intending to do) for the past 45 years." • T hese things • include two months of rest and then quite ex tensive .reading of ancient his tory, ancient drama, .philosophy', and anystery, stories, and perhaps even A little writing for his own amusement. . "My fingers are crossed, he added, "in the hope that I can spend the summer camping in the Adirondaks and the winter at cur home in Alabama. That de pends. on gas, rationing and the approval of Mrs. Stoddart.". Gardening is another possibil ity, but he's making nat rash statements, because, in his own words, "I've got an aversion to labor." . . Engineer Goes on Sale; Features Student Articles The May issue of the Penn State Engineer will .go .on sale tomor vow, announced Dorothea Fischer, editor. Feature articles in this month's issue are; "Progidy," by Pierce Robinson; "DaddY of Milling," by Marie Macario; and "Titanium," by Eileen Ershler. Also included are "Sly Drools," and "Talk the Campus," which, according to Miss Fischer, is ,bigger than ever. The executive staff selected for the summer includes: Dorothea Fischer, editor; John •Zoszak, as sociate editor; James McMaster, business manager; La w r ence Schlrfstein, national advertising representative; (Robert Yuricanin, managing editor; Elisabeth Grif fiths, illustration editor; -David Nalven; feature editor; Pierce Robinson, advertising manager; and Louis Parent, office manager. Dean Offers-Students Part Time Positions Students who wish to work part-time at the Ordnance Re search Laboratory project may do so by spending two-hour stretches or 15 hours a week minimum, "Royal M. Gerhardt, assistant dean of the School of Engineering, an nounced this week. - „ ' Workers .can 'be . used tfroin 3:30 to 5:30 p.m. weekdays and from ti to 5:30 p.m. Saturday, said Mr. Gerhardt. If under 18 years of age, work certificates will be needed and may •be obtained in 203 Main Engineering. Yitik I! ° to* H."[R • H.m[nonalitri I^qow THE COLLEGIAN FRED K. HOEHLER College Alumnus To Open WSSI Campus Drive Fred K. Hoehler, director of the division of • displaced persons• of the United Nations Relielf and Rehabilitation Administration Ad- I ministration, will open the camp pus World Student Service Fund drive at a mas meeting in Schwab Auditorium ; 7:30 p.m. Thursday. Mr: Hoehler recentl;y spent ten months, in Europe, making plans for the feeding, clothing, and housing of war refugees. He will present a view of the present sit uation abroad, and the needs to be met. The speaker was graduated from the College in 1915 with a bachelor of science . degree in for estry. While in college he was a member of Alpha Zeta, Lions Paw, Skull and Bones, Friars, SPhinx,. Student Board, Student Council, and was b-asiness man ager of LaVie and the Penn State Farmer. In 1940 he was appointed di rector of the joiint Army-Navy commission followed by his State Department appointment in the UNRRA, under Harbert Lehman. Following. ' the meeting, solici tors for the drive will hold a re ception in the State College Ho tel. Students and faculty are in vited to attend and talk with Mr. Hoetiler. George Paul Jones will act as master of ceremonies for the pro gram, assisted by Barbara Ander- Call /( 1 :p Y 06r .Friends T Tel Everyone ifs The V.E. DANCE Celebrate to .the Tuneful Music of THE MUSICAL SAVEWFS MAY 26th . .9to 12 RECREATION HALL' $2 - Couple $1 Stag Hear the "Honey Boys" in their first public performance Fletcher Plans To Fish, Write After Retirement After 45 jampacked years as teacher, writer, researcher, and dean, Stevenson. W. Fletcher, whose retirement as head of the School of Agriculture was an nounced recently, just wants to go .fishing. Wading the waters of Pine Creek,.where he has a cabin, cast ing into the waters.of Kettle Creek, where he usually fishes with his good friend Ralph Watts, who pre. ceded him as dean, shooting rabbit and turkey, and camping and tramping in the Seven :Mountains are part of the dean's retirement plans. His .retirement, however, twill ,not be devoted exclusively to fishing.. The preparation of a book, "Three Centuries of Pennsylvania Agriculture," will engross his time for several years. He will also con tinue serving as a member of the Pennsylvania Postwar Planning Conimission. Dean Fletcher's career in edu cation 'began in 1.892 when he pocketed the $54.60 he had earned picking berries and entered Mas sachusetts Agricultural College. in 1396 he obtained his B.S. de gree. Cornell conferred the M.S. degree in 1898 and the Ph.D. in 900. ," The same year, Dr. Fletcher be came professor of horticulture and horticulturist at the experiment station of Washington State Col lege. In 1902, he resigned to fill a similar position at West Virginia University, and the following year returned to Cornell to become as sistant professor of extension teaching in agriculture. He has also held a horticulture professor ship at Michigan , Agricultural Col lege and the directorship of the Virginia Polytechnic Institute Ag ricultural Experiment Station. In 1917. Dr. Fletcfier came to the College as professor of horticul ture. Ten years later he was made vice dean of the School of Agri culliure and .director of research, and was appointed dean in 1940. The dean is the author of six books: `giow to ;Make a Fruit Gar den," "Soils•—l How to improve X-G-I's Sponsor Dance Club is sponsoring an in-. formal dance for all ex-service men at the Elks Club from 9 to 12 p.m., June 1. The dance features Dick Berge and his band. Reservations for the dance can be made by calling Dick Berge, 4425; Patrick Brennan, 2020; Mer vin Wilf, 4933*; William. Deutsh, 2053; or any club officer. • son, Dorothy Funkhouser, and Claire Weaver. Sponsored By' The G.S.O. PAGE THREE ' Them," "Strawberry Growing," "The Strawberry in North Amer ica," "A History of Fruit Growing in Pennsylvania," and "History c'l Fruit Growing in Virginia." • Professionally he has served as president. of the Virginia State Horticultural Society, president and secretary of the State Horti cultural Association of Pennsyl • vania, chairman of the Committee on Manuscripts of the Journal of Agricultural Research, and chair man of the Council of Research ca the College. With his six, sons, Dean Fletcher has built several cabins and camps. He now, owns one in the Seven 'Mountains and another .at Pine Creek near Waterville. Three of his sons are in the service, and a fourth, Ensign Emmett Fletcher, the youngest, was killed in action. Dr. Fletcher is a member of Phi Kappa Phi, Alpha Gamma Rho, Alpha Zeta, Sigma Xi, the Amer loan Association for the Advance ment of Science, and the Society of Horticultural Science. Despite these honors, the dean describes himself as "the lesser Fletcher„" and refers to his brother, Senator Edward Fletcher, of California, as "the greater Fletcher.", DUKE UNIVERSITY . SCHOOL OF NURSING DURHAM, N. C. The next class will be admitted September .27, 1045. Only ono class is enrolled each year. -. Basic entrance requirement; are intelligence, aptitude for nur sing, and character. The acadern ic requirements are 16 units 0 . , E High School and at least one se mester each of College Chemistry and Biology or Zoology. Annual tuition cost is $lOO and covers tho cost of instruction and mainte nance. Duke University School ot! Nursing offers the B. S. in Nur • sing upon completion of the B-• year nursing course and GO semeg ter hours of acceptable Coilego credits. Duke University School of Nur • sing also narticipates in the U. S. Nurse Cadet Corps program. Un-• der this plan, students who pled. ge themselves to continue in nur • sing throughout the war, receivo free tuition, uniforms and a small monthly stipend. • . Application .forms and catalo • gue can be obtained from: Dean, Duke University School of Nur sing, Duke Hospital, Durham, North Carolina.