FRIDAY, AUGUST 20, 1943 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 ) . tA 9 C- umimiummuimmunuinimiumminninimmon Judicial Takes Back Seat Coed A from coed's residence hall B was peacefully sleeping in said dormitory on the night of July 32 when service man C from branch X of the armed services came to call on innocent Coed A carrying his little hatchet with which to cut the screen in the window of Coed A's .room. Cam pus patrolman E made surprise attack from the rear abruptly halting the metallurgy career of said S. M. C. Conclusion to date —Coed A has been honored with a formal bid to testify in a Court Martial. She Tried Anyway Betty Lou Shaffer telegraphed her kappa sisters from a Georgia camp of her recent acquirement of an honorary mrs. Sister kappas duly met the Mrs. George Roye (of Sonny Roye orchestra fame) with showers of rice upon her re turn at the Corner . . . only to find that the communique was a joke and that Betty Lou still held the degree bf Mme. We gotta - get this next item in pronto.... theta Dorrie Campbell has recently , acquired Tom Guin ivan's alphachisig pin after a whirlwind romance of one week .....making approximately her fourth conqUest and his third. (We hope she keeps it till the Rag's printed.). Ernst Strikes Out Chio Ruthie! Ernst made her Is 3 Azi Ma Pm !Ea Va ft Kt Va te2 tea Men In Service Iszs !ta •riz P% lug `sr, Om Pa 1% Rumors are sneaking around. that there's a new bunch of Air Corps boys getting their first view of Old Main, the Corner, and. the dark- alleys where they walk off their gigs. Also a group of the winged ones are about . ready to try their luck in distant spots. Good luck, fill of you. Hope the boys just arrived like the place, and the ones shoving off will re member it once in a while,.when they're drilling in some hot desert. _ From -Here And There Cornea 'ilie — news that John E. McNalis was recently appointed a Naval aviation-cadet and has been tranSferred!: _td:ithe Naval Air Training Center at Pensacola, Fla., for intermediate flight• training. Upon completiow of. the intensive• course at the "Annapolis of the Air"; he 'will receive his Navy "Wings of 'Gold" with the designa tion of Naval aviator, and will be commissioned an ensign in the Naval •Reserve or a second lieu tenant in the Marine Corps -Re serve. Tom .Wilcox. a technical ser geant in the §ignal Corps, is on leave from camp in Virginia. . . • Letrick Harris, a midshipman at Annapolis, is back in the Nittany Valley for the weekend. . . . Sgt. Lee Goldstein, a radio man on a B-17 :at Sioux Falls, S. D., and with •service abroad to his credit, is, renewing acquaintances here abogts, too, for a week. Executive officer of the newly activated .97th WAC Post Head quarters Company at Bolling Field, D. C.; Army Air Base, is Third Officer Lois Wells. Lt. Wells is a staff officer of one of the first two .Air Corps companies of the WAC assigned to Bolling Field and at tached to the Army Air Forces. The boys listed the other week as being stationed at Camp Croft, S. C., are now at Fort Benning, Gangin' Up • Once in a while we've been run ning names • of . boys stationed at Eton ,CO}logeiylir,c4 •but;.it,sestrns• By HELEN KEEFAUVER 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 third strike in a year (according to Hoyle this should put her out of circulation) when she accepted Lou Nichol's phikappasig hard ware last weekend. Other local pinings include phimu Lois Mc- Gool to honorary Ben Clouser..'.. Evelyn Pompey, thetaphialpha to delt Irving Frances. Most recent gals boasting the possession of rocks are Natalie ])aveson, cadette Pat Young, ca dette Beulah Smith—from sigma chi Dick Dinsmore, and Flo Lev inson. Flo got hers the weekend she played nursemaid (maid of honor) to Patty Beldock. En sign. George Parrish (of the or iginal Three Stooges) has finally married kappa Jane Gibboney. On their way to bigger and better things alphachi Evie Wil liams was back last week and Marion Zang is on campus now before entering the nursing pro fession and the WACs respective ly. Theta Shorty Taylor has just returned from a trip to Elong College, N. C. and her sae Fritz • Lloyd of the air corps. Campus Snapshots Deegee Claire Hamilton stroll ing around the home ec building with a handsome portion of Squadron C.... aopi Alice Hoop er with at least one branch of the armed forces... .kappa Dor cas Newcomer and Air Corps Joe. By M. WINTER there's a whole contingent down there, and, although a little repe tition may be apparent, we'll print the letter from them in its entirety and the signees' names just for kicks. "Not to be outdone by our erst while companions -in - arms, , we wish to extend to the Collegian staff, and to all the students of our beloved Alma Mater, our greet ings. We aviation students of Eton College are, perhaps, not as fortu nate as our brothers at Massachu setts State—they have a female student body of 2,000 to date from, whereas this campus can boast of little over 20. "We do, however, have plenty to keep our minds occupied. There are' mathematics, geography, Eng lish, and physics fare you listen ing, Dean Whitmore?) besides all the extra-curricular reading that we do. Are we kiddin'? • "NO stuff, kids, although we do miss the sight of Old Main and the Mall, these Southern belles are do ing their utmost to make us happy, and are we kickin'? NO! "Give our best to Gal, and keep the lounge 'lights burning." The letter was • signed with the (Continued on page eight) SAFEGUARD YOUR. CASH THIS WAY! Take no chances on your money being lost or stolen, change your cash into American Express Travelers Cheques. Spendable everywhere like cash, but refunded in full if lost or stolen. Issued in denominations of $lO, $2O, $5O and $lOO. Cost 75g. for each $lOO. Minimum cost 400 for $lO to $5O. For sale at Banks, Railway Express offices, at principal railroad ticket , offices. Old Mania.. . r( :‘'.;.::°,,--f,..:=-41;',.,:.;-• ‘,.....•.::.. s: tßekt).oo4, .ii;::.;:r......::?•::...11:1k6:: ..#.,il k` . • ,:•,%.'._.--. L' - "ft" -- - AMERICAN EXPRESS TRAVELERS ,CHEQUES THE COLLEGIAN Campus Calendar Today Collegian meeting of Senior and Junior Board members, News Room, Carnegie Hall, 4:30 p.m. Record dance sponsored by the Penn State Club, Armory. Every one is invited. Boeing Aircraft interviews Tomorrow PSCA Cabinet meeting, 304 Old Main, 1:30 p.m. Old Main Open House, 7:30-12 p.m. Dancing on Old Main terrace and in Armory. Full-length movie, 121 Sparks. Sunday Chapel, Schwab Auditorium, 11 a.m. Music Room of Carnegie Hall open to all servicemen to listen to classical records, 2 p.m. Bible study sponsored by Penn State Bible Fellowship, 405 Old Main, 2 p.m. Mt. Nittany picnic for service men leaves rear of Old Main, 1:30 p.m. Sign up at 304 Old Main. Wesley Foundation student friendly hours, 5 to 7 p.m. Dr. Harold C. Case will be the speaker. Monday IWA representative meeting, Penn State Club room, Old Main, 7:30 p.m. Penn State Engineer staff meet ing, 308 Old Main, 7:30 p.m. Freshman Women's Forum meets, 304 Old Main, '7:30 p.m. A.S.M.E. meeting, 10 Sparks, 7:30 p.m. Latest technicolor movies of the Sikorsky heliocopter will be shown and discussed through the courtesy of the Sikorsky Aircraft Corporation. Eastman Kodak interviews. Ap pointments made, 204 Old Main. Tuesday Freshman Council meets, 304 Old Main, 7:15 p.m. Phi Delta' Kappa will hold an open meeting in the Little The atre, Old Main, 8 p.m. *.Dr. H. Ward Ewalt Jr., optometrist from Pittsburgh, will speak on "The New Science of Seeing." Archery Club meets,' archery range, 7:30 p,rn. Freshman candidates for Col legian meet, 8 Carnegie Hall, 7:30 p.m. Eastman Kodak interviews. Tennis Club meets, ten ni s courts, 7:30 p.m. Pre-medical Society meeting, 110 Home Economics, 7:30 . p.m. H. M. Tietz will be the speaker. Wednesday PSCA publicity committee will meet, 304 Old Main, 7:30 p.m. Christian Science organization meets, 200 Carnegie Hall, 7:30 p.m. WRA Club Presidents' Board meets, - White Hall lounge, 4:30 p.m. Surgical dressings, 117 and 112 Home Economics, 7:30-9 p.m. Eastman Kodak interviews. WSGA 'Senate meets, WSGA room, White Hall, 7:30 p.m. Penn State chapter, American Association of University Profes sors, meets, 110 Home Economics, 7:30 p.m. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111t The CAMPUSEER 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 Thespians are up in the air . . . literally. Skanik, Fiske, and Goss afe taking lessons at the Boalsburg Airport. ' They go out a couple times a week for instruction. Of the three, only Cadmus L. G. is susceptible to air sickness, so he carries an antidote with him, little pink capsules which he takes when he feels the urge to "toss his cookies." We are informed they cost him 23 cents a shot. But besides the flying lessons, the working members are still up in the air too over the lack of talent for their new show which is to be produced next month. In the chorus department, however, Mim Zartman has some good-look ing prospects, and from what we saw at one of the preliminary ses sions the other night, she's doing a good job and should turn out a line of dancers that will do the show proud. Mim is one of the best dancers we've seen since we came to Penn State, and she seems to be able to get her ideas across to the other kids. The night we were watching, they were prac ticing an involved version of the rhumba. Treasure Hunt . . Early this week' every place in town but one was dried up and that one did a land-office business until the tank truck with the brew arrived. We almost fell out of the booth we were sitting in when a Marine marched into the only oasis calming licking an ice cream cone. Another fellow came in sniffing, "If there's beer in town, I'll find it." And most of the thirstier element did. Please Send Us . . . No doubt almost everyone writes to someone in the services. We manage to keep in touch with half a dozen of our close friends who have gone, and every single one takes time out to write us a spe cial letter when we send them a copy of Collegian, a Froth, an En gineer, or any other College pub lication. They get a great kick out of them, and one fellow we sent Froth to wrote back two weeks later saying he had gotten it but hadn't read it yet; for every sol dier' in the company wanted to THE GREATEST INDOOR SPORT (fooled you) Learn at the T. PENN STATE CLUB DANCING CLASSES Rads August 24 $2.50 for 10 Lessons Armory Tues. 8-9:30 Thurs. 8-9:30 EEMI 808 X 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 borrow it. It costs only a cent and a half to mail this paper, and less than a nickel to mail the other magazines. And, contrary to ru mor, the boys do get the papers sent to them. Country Club . . . The other day we ran into the suggestion that, after the war is over, there may be a chance that the present sygtern of summer classes may be continued. It stop ped us in our tracks for we hadn't given it a thought. However, it was pointed out to us that orig inally the idea of a three or four month vacation in the summer grew out of the needs of farmers for help in the fields. Since the change in our civilization over a period of 75 years or more, there is no longer that necessity. At present, students either spend their vacation earning money for school during the winter, or just loafing and relaxing. Our view of the matter favors a retention of the summer holiday. For one thing, going to schodl straight through the years gets to (Continued on page eight) • , AMOS r n eniicar trimr • MORNINGSTAR BREAD Morningstar Bread is fine for every purpose. It makes sandwiches that are pleas ing in taste and at the same time nourishing. 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