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established 1904. and the Free Lance, established 1887.
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Saturday Morning, May 11 - 7, 1941_
football's Stilt A Game
In order to give the football team longer trips
and to create favorable, widespread publicity for
Penn State, the Athletic Advisory Board is anx-
ious to schedule recognized Southern colleges
However, recognized Southern colleges are coin-
paratively few and far between in the football
world. Most of them openly subsidize, bit).- the best
teams on the market,
The Board has adopted a con.sistent policy in
refusing to play teams from colleges with ques-
tionable reputations. Recently. Miami University
approached Penn State with an offer, including a
$5,000 guarantee, to play at Miami
Adhering to its policy, the Board refused. It
rightly felt that there would be everything to lose
and nothing to gain. There is slight value in corn
peting with teams that are almost professional in
character if not in name
Nevertheless, to look a little on the bright side
of things. this policy doesn't mean that our foot
ball schedule has reached a state where it will go
along. year after year, without change. The policy
also means that whenever possible the College will
schedule teams which will give favorable com
ment and publicity for Penn State.
For proof of this, South Carolina was played last
fall and will again be on the schedule next year.
Georgia is a probable future opponent. Both
South Carolina and Georgia have clean athletic
reputations and the Athletic Advisory Board is to
be commended for scheduling them.
Continuance of this policy is a guarantee that
Penn State sports, at least as far as schedules go,
will have a bright future,
It is with great regret that we notice that one
of the College's most popular instructors, Peter B.
Klassen of the sociology department, is leaving.
Next year he will be teaching at the University of
Chicago, not at Penn State where his hundreds of
student and faculty friends would like to have
him.
Mr. Kiassen taught from the practical rather
than the theoretical viewpoint. Students appre
ciated this and we believe, it is proof of his
competence. For proof of his popularity, consider
the testimonial dinner which his fellow faculty
members held last night. That is an unusual thing
to do for someone who has been on the campus
only two years.
We can truthfully say that the University of
Chicago's gain is Penn State's loss.
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______Dominick L. Golub '43
_______Robert Se,hooley '43
Louise M. Fuosi '43,
___Louli It. Belt
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Numpty-Dumpty
Second fiddle Hess sits on a fence
Over in Scotland, losing his sense
And all Hitler's horses
And all Hitler's men
Can't drag him back to the Reichstag again
—Contributed by, of all things,
a junior board member.
Shaft Division
Brothers in the bond, Bill Christman and Walt
Gamble, are finding, out how small theDelt house
really is since ex-romeo Christman put the skids
ou Tink's new romance with the glamorous Beanie
Siebert by whispering none-too-sweet nothings in
her ears.
Also in the shaft division again this weekend—
Jacksie Wacksie Heck is taking it in the neck from
Evon Wilson who gave the nod to the fijis. One
more of these and we'll sound-like Gertrude Stein.
lnfirmed•Confirmed
The measlies_scored another hit yesterday as
Chi 0 Midge Barbey betook herself to Doc Rite
nour's slaughter palace. And Chi 0 formal is to
night!
Ed Schoemmell is also casting longing glances
from behind black screens and red dots with the
ever-faithful Martin cavorting about on the lawn.
Mates.- Of ,The Moment
Second couple to be awarded the Collegiate title
for this week's holding hands marathon is Deltachi
Billy Bates and Jeanne Lindaman, Kappa.
Who Said Orange Blossoms?
It wasn't told to us, we only heard, but—rumor
has it that Alpha Zeta's swimmer Alfred Borleau
has already middle-aisled it with ChiO Anna Ruth
Flory to say nothing of sister Horsthemke and
Kappa Sig Carl Guckleberger.
In a lighter vein, Delta Gamma Betty Shelley
has shattered the dreams of more than one campus
lassie by annexing Phi Delt Bill Zeigenfus' sword
and shield.
Since "Mama, I wanna be Senior hot dog" Har
riL learned that there's a key attached to the title,
he's. had Phi Eps, lacrosse firsts, seconds, and
thirds, and Muriel campaigning for him night
and day. Free beer at the skellar, free cokes at
the Crrm, free rides to Bbg, and a free speech
from the shot. "It's smooth-boy Harris for Senior
Weiner!"
Students Okay NYA Work Plan
AUSTIN, Texas, May 16.—Today the far-flung
social policies of the New Deal administration to
relieve unemployment and create a brighter future
are the battlefront for many a long and bitter dis
cussion. Often debated is the question whether
government project workers earn their compensa
tion. The National Youth Administration, includ
ing the plan to aid college students, has received
its share of the criticism.
A majority of the college men and women, re
cently quizzed by Student Opinion Surveys of
America in a national poll, believe that N.Y.A.
work is the.best college aid plan yet advanced.
Smaller percentages believe that as an alternative
the government should grant loans to students in
stead otpaying money - fin- what some have termed
"clock winding" jobs. Still less would like to see
government scholarships instead of jobs.
.-J.A.B
The complete poll, which includes only a propor
tionate number of the 120,000 students who hold
positions, was taken in scores of colleges
and universities_by means of the Student Opinion
Surveys sampling machinery operated in coopera
tion with campus newspapers.
Here are the results, by percentages:
"Which college aid plan do you think would be
best—
"Continuing N.Y.A. jobs in colleges. (62%)
"Awarding government scholarships to worthy
students. (18%)
"Makiiig - government loans to needy students
(20%)
There is only a very slight difference of Opinion
between men and women, as these cross-tabula
tions show:
Continue N.Y.A. jobs ..
Award scholarships ...
Make government loans
---.T.A.8
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN
Seven Keys To Baldpate
"Great opportunities in the
Army Air Corps await all unmar
ried men between the ages of 20
and 27 wgo have had two years
of college education," Lieut. C. F.
Rugh, member of the traveling
Army Air Corps cadet board of
Langley Field, Virginia, stated
yesterday.
"We are not encouraging -stu
dents to leave college, however,"
Lieutenant Rugh went on, "but •
students who are interested in
the Air Corps and who think
they can pass the required phy
sical • examination are asked to
come to the Armory for an in
terview some time next week."
Applicants who pass the neces
sary requirements will receive
board - certifications at once to
the chief of the Army Air Corps,
Washington. •Assignments to one
of the primary training schools
scattered throughout the south=
east will be made.
The pay of flying cadets is $?5
per month. They are quartered
at no individual expense in mod
ern barracks. Uniforms and
equipment are furnished without
cost. •
Both Lieutenant Rugh and
Capt. James S. Sutton, who will
arrive from Langley Field to
day, will be in the Armory all
week, beginning at 8 a. m. Mon
day, but they urge all interested
men to arrange for interviews as
early in the week as possible.
Frank Capra's latest movie
sensation, "Meet John Doe" will
appear at the Cathaum Theatre
today, Monday, and Tuesday,
showing continuously from 12:30
Gary Cooper, in the title role,
and Barbara Stanwyck will top
a hand-picked featured cast
which includes Edward Arnold,
Walter Brennan, Spring Eying
ton, James Gleason, Gene Lock
hart and Regis Toomey.
Four thousand extras and 58 varying from the laviilr:lnterio . f.7
complete Sets were used to pro- of a multi-millionaire's mansion
duce a wide variety of scenes to a hobo jungle. . _
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TODAY
Forensic Council picriAc,l4 - p.m..
town park. All men and women
debaters are invited . and should
meet at the corner of Atherton
'street and College •avenue.. :In
case of 'rain the - picnic will be
held at.s p.m. Wednesday.
TOMORROW
Pi Tau Sigma, Room--318` - Old
Main, 2:30 p.m. chapel, in trash.
Bible.
MONDAY
Campus 4-H Club members at
tending the picnic supper will
meet at Old Main at 5:30 p.m..
There will be a charge of tan
cents each.
4-H Club, Room 405 Old Main,
7:30 p.m.
Philotes, Room 302 Old Main,
Druids, Room 412 Old Main,, 7
p.m.
Theta Sigma Phi, Room 31.8
Old Main, 5 p.m.
INFIRMARY - CASES
Kurt Goldmann '43, fractured .•
femur; James P. Montgomery
'43, Stephen J. Purtell '43, grippe; •
Robert E. Coates '43, strepitoccic •
pharyngitis; Jack E. Harney' '43,
strepitoccic sore throat; William •
Stickland Jr. '44, facial bone .
fracture; Barton G. Loeb '43,,in
fection of upper lip; Edwin Cai
son '4l, sprained • ankle; Ruth •
Barbey '42, Ralph W. Erwin Jr.
'43, William C. Garrett '42, Ruth :..
Plaice '42, Frank J. Sanders Jr....
'42, Edward Schoemmell, grad
uate, Hamilton Thompson '4l,
Myron S. Wheeler '42, Ray H.
Wilson '43, German measles. .
Full Refund Given
Seniors who have. ordered caps
and gowns will receive a full
refund of $5, Theodore Rice '4l,
chairman of the Interclass Fin
ance Board, announced yester
day. The $1.50 charge for rental
and cleaning will be paid by sen
ior class fundS.