- - 4'AG4: TWO, THE ONLY COLLEVIAH "For A Better Peas State" ----.4g6tablislied 4940. Successor to the Penn State Collegian, established 1904, and the Free Lance, established 1867. -rubliabed daily except Sunday and Monday during the • .iregular College year by the students of The -Pennsylvania -/State College, Entered as second-class matter July 6, - 1934. •at -ithe "post-o__ce at Stato College, Pa, under the act of Aligarch 3, -1879, Editor Business Manager ' 11*.dayn Smvser '4X Lawrence S. Driever '4l Women's Editor—Vera L. Kemp. '4l; Managing Editor H. Lane '4l; Skorts' Editosltieluii4 peters. '4l; ;News Editor—William E. Fowler' 'AI; 'Feature •Edi* —FAlward J.•.K. "14cL6rie . '4l; Assintant Managing Editor— ayard '-'lllootn '4l; Women's Managing • Editor—Arita L. enan - 'itk • Women's Promotion . - • Manager—Edythe • • fixtvlitiaing Manager—John - 11.• Thomas' '4l: 'Circulation. '..oolldanager—Rot,ert. G. 'Robinson '4l; Senior Secretary—Ruth '•' -Goldstein *11; Senior" Secretary—Lealie - 11. Lewis '4l. ' - Junior Editorial Board--John A. Baer '42, It. Helen corfAoh' 'nom 'B. • Lehrnau '.42. William J. McKnight ''42; Ace. M. :Murray "42, Pat' Nagelberg '42;.Stgnley J. Pci-Keiriie-- -o..fir 32; Jeanne C. • Stiffen Junior Buriinesn Board—Thomas W. Allison Paul .t. AGtit4bkg '42. Jarnea . E. liereatighegr '42, Margaret• Nri• 142, 'Virgina Oirde.ri i ' 42.12. Tai" • ' • m era btr Assockited Colteesiate Pres*. Distributor or. Cotte6iate Digest tatluetta Co r anso.lo . r _ -fildrhoriat and Buslneriq Office 413 Old Main 13ldg, Dial 711 , -illtiatiaging Editor This liiNUC Lekinan --.114e.*:i . Editor This Niue ____:— _________Alice M. 'M'urrhy '42 iVpman's Editor. 'lrvin 17331103 Ic:aiine C. Stiles '42 • foophornoYe Assistant A. Baker Wednesday Morning; Pecember 19, 1940 Defense Necessities Foreshadow New Job For Colleges No matter what happens in the present war, and. --- 11P 0 matter how it turns out: the United. States is, in —4 4 or a change in defense methods. Already Congress has authorized a two,-ocean --ipavy. The army has organized separate tank units on the order of the German panzer divisions. De centralization of industry and. armed strength has egun. . ' Even after peace has returned, military experts agree, the, United States will want to keep its f,tanding army at about 500,000 . and its two-Ocean navy will demand about 450,090, regulars. In other words almost 1,000,000 men will be under arms, three times the number on active duty before the -resent defense preparations began. • . .. • Wide Spread opinion regards this as the death Anell fox West Point and Annapolis as the type, of ..bervice schools 'they are today. They can not pro vide enough officers fo,r a force of 1,000,000. Ope. of the suggestions being considered in Washington is that the burden of training officers ;.;Mould be placed with the colleges and universities of the country through the medium of expanded ilcvd units. If this happens, West Point and Annapolis will tropably be continued but as "post graduate . chools!' which the products of the nation's ROTC --limits would enter for two years of intensive train- . Their counterparts would be.erected on the Pacific Coast. -No doubt, as Congressman James E. VanZandt ~ , a s suggested, one of the first effects of such a ,vrogram on Penn State would be the erection of -ibe proposed $1,800,000 Armory under a Congres sional appropriation. If Congressman Van Zandt succeeds in getting an armory appropriation from the next Congress, --wart of the reason will be •that the Congressmen are giving serious consideration to the increasingly ikoport4p,t role which they expegt ROTC units to ray' Gregorian Note We pass this on as an excuse for adding zest tie New Year's celebration two weeks heioce. Cele- Akirants will be glad to know that the fellows who -.siirs : g out the old, decade and rang in the new last e.cemb.er 31 were a year premature. The time o celebrate not one but 10 new years is on. the -entry of 1941. Years divisible by 10 actually mark the end of fi decade. Starting from the beginning, the first 4ecade began with 1 4. D. and thus closed with O 4. D. Unless we want to give short measure to one of the 194 decades along the line, we will -vitt je starting the 195th until 1941 rolls in: • Two wrongs never made a right. The fellows vho celebrated the new decade last year can not recompense by passing it up this year. They will Wive to celebrate again. The Penn State alumni dances over the holiday :,eason should profit by this. __C. Russel) Eck Downtown Office 119421 South Frazier St Dial 4372 1111 I f I 11 111 1111 II . 11 . 11 I 11 li gig-t - s 6. [ A LEAN ) . .AND HUNGRY v - (2.. 14 ` LOOK ' • , A L - IL - _ - atmiumiumqmiimmmitnumpimumlyinumnimumitimmuminummui • We observe that the staff of the local humorous magazine has managed to produce another issue of their hilarious publication. We are reminded of the mountain which labored and' brought forth mice. We are further informed that a paragraph of questionable taste aPPPared page,s..of this turgid,hrci.,adSheet.ov;er our.narne.' .Wg would deny the authorship of this anecdote_ vehemently, It is hardly fair of Mr. 'West and his fellow Boeotians that• they should endeavour -to drag us along on . their melancholY progression into the depths. Such ,dubinus . knavery however, dOes not ill beseem the ribald caitiffs -who are responsible for.the coron ach of humor which labels itself "Froth." Generally speaking we don't hurl a great many orchids. Usually we are to be found murmuring threnody on the vicissitudes of life. But every now and then we get out our wreath of laurel and forthwith bestow it upon soxne unsuspecting. per son. This time the garland goes to `:Prexy.” Dietzel. All we can qsk is that the. next 14 years are as good to him as he has been to the College. And the 14. after_ that even better. . • 411 the . best, Prdxy.. Np one rates it more than you. Our agents bring in the report that the borough has -recently imposed a license fee of magnificent proportions upon all pin -ball machines and other such devices. State College, it would appear, is out to prove that sin is its own reward. See How the Mighty Are Fallen From. Their Seats • • Department: It would be rather interesting to learn just what emotions crowd the breasts. of the-•lndependent freshman politicians. As late as a week before the elections the Independents were flushed with confidence; , the Campus. men were. wearing sack cloth and ashes. There is a bitter irony about it all. Incidentally, we wonder how Mr. MacFadden, that clever chap who is now sojourning in tropic clime, feels about the situation. His brain-child metamorphosed into something of a headache. . Two. changes in -the personnel of the war world last week will undergo long scrutiny for their effect on the course of events. The death of the Marquess of Lothian may—or may. not—bring im portant changes in Anglo-American relations. The deposal of Pierre Laval by France may be an im portant sign of the times or may mean very little. The question is whether these leaders were men v;ho drove the tides or men who rode them. ''.:MVXV=MVX=VM=;;=M. GIFTS THAT YOU WILL ENJOY. 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