Page Tll-0 PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Succes,ni to Thr Free Lance. established 1857 Published send-arch], I luring the College year, except on hoiida>s hl tudents of The Pennsylvania State College, in the interest of the College the students, faculty, alumni, and fr ends A WILLIAM matt,. IR. 40. Editor C RUSSELL ECR" 40. Business Manager HELEN 1.. CAMP 40 Women's Editor EMANUF L ROTH 40 RUE.TON C WII LIS IR. .40 Managing Editor Advertising Manager ROHFRT L WILSON 40 MORTON NIEMAN '4O Sports Fd for Cirenlntion Manager BERNARD A NEWMAN '4O DORIS OUTMAN '4O Notes Editor Senior Secretary i.roßcE R scimrsc '4O JANET STORY '4O Feature Editor Amlstant. Senior Secretary PAUL HALDEMAN IR '4O W BRADLEY OWENS 'lO Aiisklnot Mon:ming CAW Asitstant Neon Editor HERON RI MESON . 4a Elll LI IS R CORDON '4O Amsistant sports Editor Ariiiidant Women Fd tor Associate Editors Rayon! Blown '4l Robert H Lane '4l William 1 Cowl. r '4l Ethsonl 1 Is Whom, '4l harm' V Hall 41 Ilk hnrd C Peters '4l Adam 4 . Smsser 41 Women's Associate Editors I Is the It 111 1.1 '4l AO I I. liar,. '4l Vera I hemp '4l Associate Business Managers Lal i eni • S Drkser 41' flat ort C 13.06•11 son 41 MMIItEM;II/1 11.nnin t li litur This Ism e N... C litur This _Wise - _ • Catered a. nand class matter July 5 1914, at the lash 41lee nt 'state Collma to under the art of March 7, 1879 Tuesday, April 23, 1940 TO THE VICTORS FORGET ELECTIONS and coopei ate for the beltetment of Penn State. That is the advice that foi mer campus polticos recom mend for both the victor and the vanquish ed in, the mil rent election. i 'lhete is a reason for that advice. There is sound logic and plain, common, ordinary, horse sense in that proposition. if student government' is to accomplish its ideals, it must have the aid of both Campus and In dependent Parties After all the fuss and worry of election em mg is drifting into the world of the past, petty guevanceS will be forgotten. With the coming of a new ei a there will be'no di: vision of political perogatives, there will be only one thing and one purpose—to accom olish something and do tt With absolute e ta' iency. , It ,will be hard for the vanquished politi cal warrior to' how before the triumphant enieftain It will be hard for him to face toe better man. It will be hard for bun to forget his political prejudice. Yet, it must he done. - ' To the victors—not the spoils, but the All-College rule in the second year of The Pennsylvania State College Student Gov ci nment Association To the vanquished goes the chance to prove that pride and prejudice ale to be fm gotten as both work for a better Penn State. E.. 1 NcL LOANS WITHOUT INTEREST A thirty clay loan without interest— briefly that is what the All-College Cabinet :wide possible for deserving students next year when it approved the Student Loan Fund' Sthggering funds and hours of multiply _ng and dividing are not involved in this newly-approved plan. On the contrary, the maximum loan will amount . to $lO, and the minimum $3, while the time limit will be thirty days A committee consisting of the College Bursar, the Dean of Men, the Dean of Wo men, and the Student Union Secretary will decide whether the season given by a stu dent is valid foi receiving a loan. The maximum figure of $lO was an wed at after careful study. The top loan would cover an emergency trip home, overdue room lent, meals foi a week, and such small netts that might he contracted unexpected ly At the present time the committee spon soring the loan has over $3OO in its treas ury, and expects to add additional funds by bringing a prominent opera star to this campus to conduct a concert. When that time arrives, students not only will be offered the opportunity pf hearing a talented singer, but in addition will benefit themselves by making it pos sible for the establishment of a fairly-large capital for the operation of the fund , The Collegian wishes to commend the Cabinet committee and the members of the administration for the meatus of the work which they have done. —R. H. L. FOR THE CAUSE DESIGNED AS a progressive, step to wards the upbuilding of the curriculum and instruction, the all-inclusive Collegian fac ulty rating now functioning in the School of Liberal Arts should be a forward move towards the realization of Penn States as a greater institution of learning, Let's cooperate in rating the faculty members fairly. Good evening, Mr and Mis Penn State and all cars between bete and the Brockethoff, let's go to press• Our first item foi tonight conceins a young man who seems to be hitting the columns with un canny iegulaiity these clay—theta Ni's Sammy Callu. MI Gallo, who recently rifft-ed with fellow intisician Grace Hendershot. will Junioi Prome nade with none other than Fi ed Voting's warb le!, the lovely Donna Dae, accoicling to som ce% close to the fiont ATTENTION, HOME EC DEPT.—You' Mass Padgett. expert in nutrition (how to keep hep via vitamins, etc ) couldn't lecture to her classes Fa day She couldn't talk because of .1 cold SUGGESTION—I feed my doggy Thz ivo— He's very much alive ATTENTION. THEODORE ROETHKE We found this in out mailbox, with Just one lune— "Poem"--ovei it puns lot }toilet CI tot lola IL Thoman '4l Itulla naLlst.4ll '4l ._ B2yo sod 131. m '4l Edward .1 - 111. tone 'll FLASH! Hollywood . Dean Schotit, he of ihe booming voice, was •'fellow Penn Statei"ing with 44 alumni in the movie capital several weeks ago Eight p in lolled mound and someone sug gested that they tune in on fellow alumnus War nag's Coast l e-broadcast . To then slum's° they heind Reed announce teat he had with him out own Glee Club. Without a sign from anyone, those i 4 stood up and joined in with the Glee-els During out fieshman week they told us about Penn State spu d That\ what they meant ATTENTION, DEAN WARNOCK— Last fall your Betas, the Phi Sigma Kappas. and PIKA's held down the last three notches ,n fraternity scholarship-49th, 50th and 51st, respectively The house that improved the most they decided, would be banqueted by the other two The phi sigs jumped to twenty-thud (see• next , issue of your favorite Journal' Now they're trying to collect TRANCONTINENTAL NOTES—Last yeas Bob Kinney, fisig, dated Ann Jordan. ,Bob liked Ann Ann liked Bob Bob flunked out (see above item ) Ann staved on. This fall, Mr.' Rice of the english comp Rices, offered his pin to Anni Ann wrote Bob at Notie Dame, his new alma mammy Bob mote Rice and raised plenty hell Ann iefused the pin, and recently left school Mi Rice invited Bob to omit him some time NAVAL ENGAGEMENT—The AEPhu initia tion formal was rolling along in lovely fashion at the Lion Friday night, until the Navy baseball team aimed From that point, made dates wall llowlted it, watched then misses twirl by in the company of men in blue 1 ' FLASH! HARRISBURG—Penn State's delega tion to the Student Government confab last week end took the pat t of Arizona at the mock presi dential convention On the way doom, one som breroed carload was meti ily shooting and pistols at other cats on the road when a siren sounded Joe Louis got one vote and Father Divine three at the convention Our own Ed Catlin put the :oreign relations group into an uproar by moving that the U S spend, $476 93 for planting fig trees 111 Guam Some guy who gave his name as Joe Brown was the life of the party out Penn Statesmen had in their hotel room Surmised were the youngsters when they went to Rep. Corbett's radio speech rid saw their fu end Joe Brown in front of the mike ' QUOTE OF THE WEEK: According to an uniden tified English Comp-ster 9 "Some students are Lice empty sausages that come to college to be stuffed But what can you do if the skin is open at both ends," PINNED FOR A DAY—When her oao from Michigan came up foi a day, theta pledge Rowena Godshalk wore his kappa sig pin, then returned it to its spot in her bureau drawer when he left 14th _ 14th Anniversary BOOK SALE - APRIL 15th to APRIL 30th $l.OO Modern Juveniles Library 3 for 3 for $2.00 $2.00 Hundreds of Books on All Subjects at , Greatly Reduced Prices A Large Young Selection Moderns of Reprints Bookshelf Reduced ' 3 for • 30% to 50% $1.50 KEELER'S OLD MANIA Cod made Mm handsome God made him thong Cod made him 1. couldn't PENN STATE COLLEOIAN CAMPUS BULLETIN Notices of meetings to be pub lished in this column may be left at Student Union Office in Old Main up to 1 pm. on the day preceeding publication. Spanish,speaking applicants Ica John W White Fellowship t epoi t to Room 2, English Composition building Phi Eta Sigma meeting at Alpha Chi Sigma Fialeinity at 7 p m Bring initiation lees Outing Club meeting in 318 Old Main at 710 p m Pi ofessm Flee of nature education department will speak on "Romance in Na ture" Everyone invited Di Elmo E Eihaid, Curwens vine, on 'ally Diagnosis and Treatment of Pneumonia" Second floor lounge, Old Main, 8 30 p m Auspices local chapter Penn State Alumnae ...„ MISCELLANEOUS • _ Candidates rot managei or rifle team should sign up at the Atli , ' tette Association office as soon as possible Student Union dances, Amory, 4 to 5 p m, today, tomorrow, and Thui slay Judi - dal Committee Takes, Family's Place In Guiding' Women's Social Activities By JEANNE STILES When Mothei whispers her last words of advice to daughter and leaves her surrounded by luggage in her dormitory room' WSGA steps in and takes over , Making their iules as, lenient as possible, representatives of the wo men's-student body determine the legulations Just as there are temp tations to break lilies at home, time are temptations to break WSGA's Jules And ,when these regulations are violated, in steps Judicial Committee Functioning as a jury, the Jud icial Committee tries violators .. ,of women's regulations Every Thurq day at 4 p m, two iepresentatives from each class meet to hear cases Penalties are given according to precedent, seriousness of offense, and number of times the defendant has been apprehended Reports beating the names of the women punished, the type of penalty, and the length of the sentence are post ed each week in the dormitories where the violators live Up until 10 minutes late on a one o'clock, a one o'clock permis sion is removed From 10 until' 20 minutes late'on the same petinlis sion, a lenient, campus is given After 20 minutes, the penalty given depends on the lateness as well as, the excuse These penalties vary on week day permissions and special late permissions Fos failure to indicate "riding" when the person signing out intends riding outside of State College, a one o'clock permission is removed Home Ec Fashion Parade Opens Tomorrow Hight With arrangements nearly com plete, the Home Ec Club Fashion Show in 121 Liberal Aits building at 7 30 tomorrow promises to dis play the last word in this season's styles. Under Maigaiet E Middleton '42, chairman, and Arlene A Markley '4l, sub-chairman, the following committee - heads have whipped plans into final shape for announcer, Betty L Mcture '4O, to open the show Marguerite E. Strohman '4l, publicity, Jo sephine L Treize '42, make-up, Yolanda R Kish '42, program, Doris A Anders '42, teachers' co operation IC. Virginia Barger '4l, beauty shops, M Virginia Cooper '42on vitations; Ruth Beach '4O, models, Dorothy I )•thoads '42, wardrobe; Betty A Rahn '4l, properties, Frances G. Reisa '42, ushers, Bet ty M Wetherill '42, printed pro grams, and Miss Doris M Uns worth, modeling 12 Teams To Compete In Intramural Discussion Twelve teams have entered the intramural discussion on "Should Penn State women's regulations be revised 9" which started in Rpm' 103 Home Ec yesterday and will continue today and tomorrow ' Teams are: Alpha Chi Omega,,3, Delta Gamma, I,'Gamma Phi Beta, 1, Kappa Kappa Gamma, 2, Kappa Alpha Theta, 2, Theta ,Phi Alpha, 1, Mac Hall, 1, and Philotes, 1 Members of the speech depart ment and varsity debaters will pick the winning team which will receive, a silver loving cup from Delta Alpha Delta, women's speech honorary Eugene H. Lederer REAL ESTATE 114 E. Beaver Ave. Dial 4066 State College WSGA Okays Several Minor Changes In Women's Regulations For 1910-41; Rules On 'Checking In' Tightened Coeds Must Stay In Dormitories On Weekends ; Students Required To Return From Vacations Not Later Than Usual 11 O'Clock Closing Hour No mak)i changes woe made in coed legulations foi 1940-41, but Nevu al mine! revision% were stated by WSGA Senate Women who pm ticipate in campus activities attet closing hours on nights dining the week must loon to the checker-in berme leav , mg the building and obtain pet mission horn then ho4lesses Coeds may not sign out to stay in solot ity houses, in town, oi in othei donnitoi les overnight dur ing soi ing 01 fall housepai ties oi any of the other big dance week ends WSCA disapproves of di inking among women students and le sei yes the i ight to lore' violations to the Judicial Committee and the College Administration Coeds will have 11 o'clocks dur ing vacations and n 1 o'clock the night before vacations All women leturnmg florn—va cations must sign in with the checker by 11 o'clock the night preceding the opening of bollege, unles'S, berme leaving, they have signed out with the hostesses to relinn on a specified day not later than closing homs Womeri go ing away for weeks ends must sign in with the checker by 10 o'clock Sunday night These and other minor ievi sions will be listed in the Student Handbook. Tennis Star Heads WRA's Sports Day 123 Coeds Will Compete In Six Athletic Matches Mary K Biowne, former nation al singles champion, will conduct a teems clinic, and lam esentatives from 21 colleges will compete in qix athletic tournaments in WRA'a Sports Day Saturday Miss Biowne was captain of the American tennis team for two yea's, played at Wimbledon for the Wightman Cup, and has insbucted at Vassar, B'ouve-Boston School of Physical Education, Hood, Wilson, and Lake Elie College Her clinic WRA Sports Day Program Teams Clime, Rocllol Courts 1 to 6, 10 a. m. to 1 p m : 2 to 4 p. m. Tennis Tournaments, Ree Hall, Courts 7 t' 12, 10 a. m to 1 p. m.: 2to4p. m. _ Swimming Meet, White 'Hall Pool, 2.30 to 3.30 p in. Archery, Badminton, Bowling Tournaments. 10 a. ni. to 2 p m : 2 to 4 p. m. - • Golf, 2 to 4 p m. on tennis stroking and techniques will be on Rec Hall courts one to six Rom . 10 a m to 1 p m and from 2 p m to 4 p m Matched according to ability, 123 coeds will meet in golf, bad minton, tennis, swimming, archery, and bowling matches throughout the day Since the purpose of Sports Day as defined by the American Federation of 'College Women is "to further 'social con tacts and to improve skill in ex tending and receiving hospitality," no recognition will be given indi vidual or group winners President Hazel will speak at the , informal_banquet at the Nit tany Lion Inn from 5.30 p m to 730 p m Jane Eames '4O will be the =Arm of ceremonies The swimming program includes a conference at 10 a m , practice session at 11 a m, and five-team meet at 230 p m Eleanor Benfer '4l will captain the blue team, Jane Ryan '4l, red, Louise Clark '4l, gold, Nancy Seeds '42, green, and Roberta Kelly '42,, orange, an the breast stroke, medley, relay, freestyle, back, and obstacle racing events Meet officials will be Eleanor Meaner "43, announcer, Pauline Crossman '43, clerk of course, Jean Burke '43 and Ann Drives '43, score's; Marge Culler '4l, Marie Kulp '43, and Katharine Loresch '42; timers, Frances Kaplan '4l, Florence Worthely '43, Mary Dev ling '43, and Lenore Heinz x'4l, fin ish Judges, Sara Jackson '43 and Mary McCully '43, assistants, A musicale and tea has been planned for chaperones in White Hall at 3 30 p en , with Mrs Iva dare Howland, Mrs Hermance Reese, and Vera Neal '4l in charge Colleges represented will be Al legheny; Beaver, Bucknell, Carne gie Tech, Cornell, Dickinson, el, Elmira, Geneva, Grove City, Ju• Mate, New Jersey, Lebanon Val ley, Pennsylvania College for Wo men, Seton Hill, Swarthmore, Pittsburgh; Westminster, Lake Erie and Duquesne The University of California has instituted a new course called 'lpublic,Opktion and Propaganda." Us Gals After three "onion snows" in the past month, we're beginning, to think it's a gag The important question is now, "Does State Col lege have a spi mg season or doesn't it—and, if so, will it be here in time foi the Pitt game next. No vembei 9" Anytime now the poets will come out with clacks about what is so raw as a day in June and April bliyzai its bi aging May hyyards By ci acky, we don't blame them Along thr, same chilly hail, we piedict that Atherton Ball will have another cold wave fm, finals, and that the _Queen will come skiing down front campus on May Day Shucks, that's too bad Ski suits will practically ruin the her alds' figures, to say nothing of the dancers' graceful gyrations But we can't have everything, and at least it's a change from the min An other silver lining is' that, since they aren't putting up bleachers for the May Day ceremonies, peo ple won't get half as tired sitting on snow banks as they would standing Coeds come into their own Sat urday, when they have their an-, nual 'chance to race a "pig (the cutest little things you ever saw, really') and win a puce at the Little Intel national Livestock show It's great fun—at least lot coeds and spectators The Pigs won't talk It's our last chance to take a clack at all the has-been, would-be, and if-only politicians and we've been trying to figure out who win win The winneis will lose be cause they have to keep at least fifty per cent of their elections promises, and the losers will win because they can laugh theirs off The voters don't jgeta,what they want either way—ho it looks like the seniors' day to rejoice At least they won't be mixed up in the unholy mess ,Co-Edits Four sorot 'ties held their spring initiations this weekend AEPhi's initiated Civia Cohen, Vela Hirschberg, Elaine Miller, Rosalind Buchman, ,Bernyce Mlidled Speiser,' and Bea trice Winn, sophomores, Dorothy Spellman, freshman ACP] Lenoie Heinz, Ruth Trea, sure, and Betty Widger, juniors, ' Dorothy Grossman, Florence Haw kins, Vivian Keast, and Betty Vin son, sophomores, Betty Eshleman, Ella Ferris, Jane, Foose, Polly Keller, Marie Kulp, and Louise Miller, freshmen Theta Plii Alpha D'orothy Cran dall and Clane Turchetti, sopho mores, Frances Haley, Anna Mae Rocicenstein, Helen Vane Coslty, and Helen WOlf, freshmen Charitid j es Eleanor Arnold and Jane Knowles, Juniors, Marjorie Geer, Catherine Hagerty, Margaret Krug, and Alexandria McLean, sophomores Omicron Nu initiated Doris Ar nold, Judy Boyd, Frances Hahn, Janet Heltzinger, Darlene Neu hauser, and Betty Willets, juniors .Arita Heiteran will head a senior sponsor committee to arrange topics for next semester's discus sions Assisting her are Dorothy Reeves, Miriam Miller, and ad visors Dean Charlotte E Ray, Miss Matilda A. Bentley, and Polly Wirtz Alpha Chi pledges gave a party for the actives last night .., . Thetas ,are giving their fraternity little sisters a "slumber party" to night and pledges will entertain active ThUrsday,night.' Alumnae back 'fox the weekend were Alpha Chi, Marian Weaver '39, AEPhi, Ruth Marcus '39 and heng Rabinowitz Houck '39; Chi 0, Sally Salberg '3B and Berty Wright '39; Delta Gain Jean Kinney '39; and Gamma Phi's Dottie Mart solf '39 , The University of Washington has received a WPA grant of $140,730 to "improve recreational facilities" ~ EXTRA SPECIAL New Underviood $59.50 Port able typewriter (demonstrator) 15% off. Remington Portable, $60.00 model, slightly used, .'. now $27.50. . - . " Call 4875 ''... 'Danger ! Men At Work' Was Plenty - Good But Junior Prom EditiOn Of Thespian Masterpiece Promises New High For Campus 'Musicomedy' Pi ophesy. That the Jumoi Prom edition of the Penn State Thes-i plans' new mteacal masterpiece DANCER' MEN AT WORK will be. a precedent-setting humdinget provided Sock Kennedy and company' apply a generous coating of Johnson's was to what ii, already a great , to 'how Fen DANGER' MEN AT WORK lacked not initiative, but finl ishitive And with the thorough polishing Job Mr. Kennedy will vie it in the intenening two weeks, the Almost all-male production shottlft attain a high lustre on Its second presentation As it was, DANGER' MEN AT WORK, although not quite up to the Thespian standard set in SWING PINAFORE, hit a new high fm original campus must comedies At least everyone lett Schwab Auditorium well satisrliA with the production and confident he had ucceivecl double his money's worth fm the evening', : en lei tainment May Day Changed To Front Campus - Program Will Include Maypole, Folk Dances May ,Day ceiernonies have been set for, front campus, according to Norma 1. Stillwell '4l, chairman, and Margaret R Roberts '42, sub chairman klopes of securing Bea ns fell when it was learned that the lacro'se game with Le high, ccheduled for the field, could not be changed to the football practice field' May pole and English folk dances by, freshman and sopho- More physical education, majors,' under the direction of Miss Jessie Cameron, instructor of modern dance, will be included on the pro gi am No bleachers will be provided for spectators because of expense, the chairmen explained Newly tapped Cwens will give out pro grams and usher Janet M Hartz '42 will chairman the Cwen breakfast in Mac Hall at 7 a m , May 11, for freshman wo men and their mothers and old and new, Cwens and Mortar Boards Jean E Clark '42 and Catherine E Coleman '42 are on the breakfast committee Liberal Arts Saphonieres to Get Chance To Judge Jewels In New Course Coeds , Would you like to hold handfuls of sparkling diamonds, rubies,' sapphires, 'and ',emeralds' Would you like to be able to tell at a glande whether that "ice" your engaged girl friend is flashing is the real thing or a paste imitation' For years, since history began, people, especially women, have been fascinated by .precious and semi-precious gems Wars have been fought and murders commit ted fin' possession of glittering stones Now Penn' State students have the chance to learn what makes gems sparkle and makes them precious A new two-credit course, Mineralogy 33, open to stu dents of the Schools of Liberal Arts and Education, preferably of,soph omore standing, has been started here The course, which will be taught from a cultural rather than a tech nical viewpoint, will have one hour of lecture and two hours oklabora tory and demonstration per week It will cover such things as gem composition, cutting, identifying, testing, and synthesizing Additional information concern ing the course may be obtained from Professors 4, P Honest? and William M' Myers in the ,Mineral Industries Building led for HE Council lafed For April 29,,30 Election of members - tia 'the newly-formed Horne , Economicl Advisory Council will take place April 21 and 30-inthe Home Eco nomics Building, it was announced yesterday The Council is similar in makeup and functions to the various School Councils formed under the new student government Two .representatives are to be elected from each class Neither may be a member of any Home Economics club, since each club has its own representatives on the Council. Petitions for- nominations are noi'v available ati Student Union Each nominee must have hts peti- tion signed by 10 students in his class and returned to Student Union not later than 5 Pm April 22 , Worth A Try .. . • • , State College Creamery's Chocolate Milk , , Pure whole. milk flavored with a • 41 iniericir chocolate product' r. • Ice Cream Buttermilk 4 •• —,Cream Butter , '44 Many Varieties of-Cheese • ;1;14 College Creamery Saleiroom , • Daisy Building • Itueaciay, , April 23,- 1940 Hats Off Dept The Threw Stooges— Testate is about the only adjective that fits this hilatiOus team, and as a team the reviewer can say without bit. 'ling an ele that they are a helltwn' lot bettet than a lot of pi,ofessioh al acts he has seen One nice thing about then acting IS that both Geroge Paiiish and Roy Rogers unselfishly build the middlemaii of the outfit, Ned Startael All or which makes for 'a - slam-bang combination that was the life, and breath of DANGER! MEN AT WORK - Marce Stringer—Still the same old Marce who can provoke a rocket of laughter at the mere flexing of a muscle Cliff McWilliams surprise package of, the show Jackie Reese--a triple threat star if this writer has ever seen one _ Dotty Reeves—too bad they'ii,d aheady filmed Gone With The Wind Selznick could have used your polished southern drnwl Barbara Thiele—still No 1 dati• car Walt Llewellyn—You tan 'mit your new shoes under my bed any day Yout strip tease was ,good, but tone down your t !nagging (scene stealing) a 'degree or tiNe. Ed ‘clauss—you( Percy IVlam selle was the most perfectly done lola m the entire cast' Leon Rabinowitz Broadway could use your voice ' t 1 A Advice Dept. , Glee Chorus—your acting wit stiff, your voices good, but why, not get the two. l ogether -Know the lyrics' to your songs better, l Lenny Cooper—you looked)lik4 a coach and acted like ,a coach but you'didn't talk like one' Try speaking slower 1 I The entire ,cast—your ad- , libbi ing was, for the most part, timely, and uproarioukly funny, ,but for God's sake keep it clean • I Jimmy Leyden—with consider', ably more expenence in the pi,t plus a few more rehearsals witti the cast, your band should do betrt , ter ' ' .., Stage crew—the opening scene was excellent, but your hestitaricy, and sloppiness in changing scenes partly contributed to the show's obvious spottiness ,! Sock Kennedy it's probably , not your fault, but why not give Marco Stringer a bigger, parq You've been teaiing your -audit ences with her for two years' . IVs time to stop hiding her light un der a bushel She's tops! Also. Sock—don't try to' polish your male dancing chorus. The , more awkward it looks, the better s the audience like it And ,while you're at; it, give the ,Galloping Gauchos a bigger spot • Their novelty routine was a knockout Everybody said so George Ebert—once again, - Mr!',, Ebert, won't you please !build an annex to Schwab Thespian - s,will need it for their Junior Prot{ show. , MI Convenlion'Fridiy-i, The Ninth; Pennsylvania `llll4 'eral Indust' les Conference will b held it the Nittany Lion Dtn:' ad April 26 and 27. Prof Lachlan Gilchrist o( 'the phYslci department of the 'Cat i versity of Toronto and Dr .C.jr. Fettke'of;the Departmeatof Gitki ogy °of the Carnegie institute ;or Technology will be two, outstmdg !ling speakers of the' Conference:l - t MEI