Page 5-`,-o PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Successor to The F7CB Lance. established I$S7 Publlched eernl-meekh during the College leer. except ai holkin,a h, studento of The Penns..l unfit State College. In the inle-e•t of the College the students, faculty. alumni. and fr.ends TAF MANAGING. BOARD A WILLIAM ENGEL. JR MO, Editor C RUSSELL ECK MO, Business Rammer HELEN L. CAAIP '4O Women's Editor EMANUEL ROTH 40 BURTON C B , ILLIS, IR 'or Managing Editor Ads ertitung Manager RournT I, WILSON 'JD MORTON NIEMAN '4O Sports Fd for Circulation Manager BERNARD A NEWMAN '4O DORIS OUTMAN '4O Next! Editor Senior Secretary OCORGE 13 SCHLES4 '4O JANET STORY '4O I ignore Editor AnyNtant Stator Secretary PAUL. HALM:NAN. JR. '4O W READT.I.Y OWENS 'lO Araistant Managing Editor Arutstant Neat Editor HERBERT NIPSON '4O 1"1111.LIS R CORDON '4O AutoOnnt Snorts Editor Asuittant. Woman's Ed tar OTOO !OP NATIONAL •OVOTITOROO OT National Advertising Service, Inn. allege Publubtr, Represents:me [IAD MADISON AVE NEW YORK. N Y cuscuo soslo. • los • SAT DiAmosto Unfairtoo Editor Thio boom sio iit Editor Th r time __ Wrnen'a lame Editor _ Enured SW gerand-elass matter July 5 1914, at the cast ofriee at State Collett, l'n tinder the act of March 1, 1879 Friday, Apul 5, 1940 COMMENTING ON FINLAND THE DISILLUSIONMENT that led Dor othy Thompson to remark that the demo cracies rapidly were becoming a burial as sociation finds many an echo in collegiate comments on the recent conclusion of the Russo-Finnish war. Praise there has been io• a brave people crushed beneath the weight of superior man power, knit the col lege press has not been content to close a vital chapter in history with mere praise, according to the Associated Collegiate Press. "Who is responsible?", is a question ask ed, and the Kent Stater of Kent State Uni versity speaks for many when it answers: "Hesitating John Bull has slept through another diplonlatic battle, and Finland lines up in the graveyard with the Czech and Polish tombstones, marking the stages of mortification of British military position in her war with Germany " Others, as typified by Harvard Univer sity's Crimson, are not so sure "Easy it is," the editor wides, "for Monday morn ing quarterbacks to throw in their happy after thoughts, then• 'should have done's' Perhaps the Allies 'should have' decided lntrher to bolster the Finn forces,..but the gamble was a dangerous one. Gallipoli taught Mr Churchill the costs of troop landings on unknown coasts. Britain could ill violate Scandinavian neutrality while posing as the enemy of international ban ditry And an Allied expedition of at best 80,000 soldier s would hardly have with stood a Russo-German onslaught. As for Sweden, her unwillingness to serve as Le bensraum for frustrated World War H is certainly understandable" It's the proverbial six of we and half a .diren of another as editorial comment passes hack and forth ' • Despite the discussion of the past, it is the riddle of the future which perplexes the Collegian With a complete appreciation for the Aught of the plucky Finns, with a keen sympathy for then position, and as Intel as the affair flares our moral indignation, tne Collegian still shudders at the thought of another Arno lean attempt to balance by imlitary interference the inequalities of periodically wal -torn Europe. TRAFFIC REGULATIONS borough have been imp' oved considerably by the recent placement of stop signs at clangs , ' ous intersections. This safety measure was requested by the MI-College Cabinet. Students should abide by the iegulahons in an effort to fur ther establish the favorable bonds of coop eration between borough officials and stu dents SPRING AGAIN NO LONGER covered with a deep blan ket of snow, Penn State's campus is begin ning to display the first signs of Spring through the efforts of the Department of Grounds and Buildings New grass seed, various varieties of trees and shrubbery, and other beautifying ef fects will he included in the general land scaping of the entire campus. Penn State's campus has the enviable re putation of being one of the most beauti ful in the country. The scenic beauty of the surrounding countryside aids mater ially in keeping this reputation. But it is only through the cooperation of tle student body that the campus grounds can be maintained in a manner which fits their surroundings. The tradition of our campus care and campus pride is far-reach ing. Let's uphold that tradition. _ BY h - ars The Worm Turns Froth, please note Burgess Leitzell, this item is not for you, After constantly being the subject of stories in the Hai yard Lampoon (high class humor magazine which voted Oomph Girl Ann Sheridan least likely to succeed), Cam bridge City Counciloi Michael A. Sullivan sled suit against the funny boys for print ing "false, scandalous, and defamatory" statements about him. He sued for a mere $lOO,OOO. Embarrassing Moments If A rni e Laich could have seen two months ahead at the beginning of this se mester, he would never have scheduled Speech 300 (radio speaking). Prof. Tyson had him prepare a radio interview on camp hs politics and made him quiz persons on candidate's chances in the coming election One interviewee, Ruth Milt°, (who claims to know very little about campus politics) brought the house down when answering Laicli's question, "And what about the can didates for All-College president'?" "Oh, I'd vote toi Tom Backenstose. He's such a nice fellow and has held office be fore," she said —Eduard .1 Metorte . 41 _William E. Fowler '4l Vf ra L hemp '4l Backenstose is Laich's opponent in the approaching elections , Strong Arm Methods Langrave Tremame Dunlap (Prof Dun lap of the math department) belied his name in Philly over the Easter Holidays. Langrave Tremame fought off an armed licild-up man who attempted to lob him as he stepped into his auto. Calculating care fully and multiplying his blows rapidly, Dunlap ,drove his assailant away and got his name On the Inquirei's front page (not necessin ily considered an honor) Retui n ing to State College, Dunlap found a wel coming commDttee at the University club and a gang of flags and banners shouting in big letters, "Welcome Home, Our Con quering Hero I" Dear Dr. Prof. Mr. Banner On the chance that you might, by acci dent, by mistake, entnely without mean ing to, absolutely unintentionally, read this column which you "never read" we'd like ,to ask you how yom name got on the Jam - nalism 3 class roll the other day? What Price Skiing? Sigma Pi John Puce outlined a long range plan under which the ski club intends raising money to Ray Conger's Recreation Class Tuesday it seems that eight boys took out 20-year endowment insurance pol ,cies on which the club pays the premiums After a score of years, the club collects 14000 Now to Inn iy this up, all the club has to do is to construct a 200-foot ski !amp for the exclusive use of these eight members. Drake Relays Request The picture of an outstanding Penn State Beauty to enter• in the Drake Relay Queen contest,, according to a letter received by La Vie Editor Tom Finn Lucky girl from one of the schools with athletes competing in Drake Relays will win a bit of national fame and an all-expense,-pail trip to the western track classic. Whom do you sug gest? YOU R CAMPUSEER njoy The Corner unusual ?MTN STATE COLLEGIAN CAMPUS BULLETIN Notices of meetings to be pub lished in this column may be left at Student Union Office in Old Main up to 1 pm. on the day proceeding publication. Edward N Hay, personnel dl recto' of the Pennsylvania Co, speaking on "Financing Industrial Enterprise," 110 Electrical Engi neering, 3 10 p m Agronomy seminar, Patterson Hall, 3 p m SATURDAY Russian Club Skating Party, 2nd floor lounge Old Main, 6 30 p m Roller skating, Armory, 1,3, 7 and 9 p m , 20 cents pei session SUNDAY Dr Justin W Nixon of Roches ter, N Y , speaking on ' Inward Security in an Insecure World," at Chapel sei vice All-College bicycle hike, leaving Metzger's at 2 p m, returning at 530 p m Reservations at Stu dent Union desk, pi ice 50 cents Meeting of candidates for the Thespians pi operties crew, Schwab Auditor ium, 7 30 p m MONDAY Meeting of Future Faimels of America, 405 Old Main, 7 30 p m George li Wilt, chief of State Division of Fire Piotection, Little Theatre of Old Main, II a m Four Honor Arch Women Selected Stillwell, Roberts Name 7 May Day Committees Four senior women chosen by Mortar Board to complete its May Day honor melt ate Phyllis R Gor don, M Isabel Jordan, Chailotte S Knabb, and Mary H O'Connor May Day committee, are core monies—Eleanor L Fagans '4l, chanman, Thelma R 'Unger '4l, Ruth W Barbey '42, Marion M Eberts '42, Ethel M Patton '42, and Jeanne C Stiles '42, decoration— H Jean Fox '4l, chanman, Mary H Ashby '4l, Julia A Adams '42, Margaret M Diener '42, R Helen Gordon '42, Helen A Jagnesak '42, Alice M Mtn ray '42, Beveily Wili son '42, and Elsie L Rooth '43, wardrobe—Janet Herzog '42, chan man, Rhea J Hower '4l, Marguer ite E Strohman '4l, Helen L Ma zui '42, Dorothy E Salzmann,-'42, M Elizabeth Shelly '42, and Mil dred B Schmidt '43 - - Publicity—Betty Jo 'Patton '4l; chairman, Edythe B Rickel '4l; Margaret L Embury '42, and Doris J ' Laderer '43, property—Jeanie C McAdam '42, chanman, Joyce L Brayton '42, Elizabeth A Bower '42, Anita M Knecht '42, Katherine A Loresh '42, and Jane A Stanton' '42, music—Fiances E Hohn '4l, chat' man, Betty M Brown '4l, Jeanne Clai k '4l, Beverly E Dib ble '4l, and Virginia M Penrod '42, ante' tamment—Jean Babcock '42, chairman, Mary W Houghton '42, V Dorothy Radcliff '42, Mai ion E Spel ling '42, and Helen L Wood cock '42 Women Debaters Climax, '39 2 40 Season With Trip The women's vai city debate squad will climax its 193-40 sea son with a Western Pennsylvania- Ohio trip when Mary M Green bei g '42 and Marjorie A Kionick '42 oppose Allegheny men Monday, Ohio Wesleyan women next Thurs day and Western Reserve men next Friday, upholding the affirmative of "Resolved, that the basic blame for the present European crisis rests upon the allied powers On Tuesday they will debate, "Resolved, that the United States should follow a policy of strict against all nations involved in international or civil contlicr l against a John Carroll team The negative side of basic-blame was debated by Gertrude H Hecht '4l and Lois E Notovits '42 against Mt Mercy women here Saturday night and against Western Reserve men at Osceola Mills Monday night THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK r OF - , STATE 'COLLEGE Member of Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation Dean Association Executive To Talk To Mortar Board Miss Heath Will Discuss Personnel Work During Conference Thursday Miss Kathi yn 0 Heath, exec utive sccietary of the National Association of Deans of, Women, will speak at Mortar Board's All- Women Conference next Thursday Pei sonnel work is Miss Heath's field and she will discuss it at a confeience at 3 p m Other after noon speakers will talk on educa tion, physical education, liberal ai Ls, and home economics as voca tions, and there will be a round table discussion on avocations The piogiam also includes a tea given by Cwens to honoi the speaker for the pi incipal session at 7.30 p m , Miss Genevieve E Poole It is the aim of the conference to help women students make the most of then college education by giving them pomters in other fields as well as their own A member of the dean's office and a Mot tar Board woman will be stationed in Atherton Hall to issue class excuses to women attending the conference Co-Edits TPA presented the pun-win ning skit and Thetas captured the song title at Pan-hel Stunt Night in the Armory Tuesday night New Theta officers are Eleanor Benfei, pi esident, Betty Albright, vice-president, Emily Coyle, re cording secretary, Janet Twichell, corresponding secretary, and Les lie Lewis, freesia) ei - Rita Rosini is Theta Phi Alpha's new pi exy, Rosemarie Rednagle, vice-pi esident, Jeanne Hofelich, recording secretary, Josephine Bel- Jan, coriesponding secretary, and Regina Ezerski, treastn ei New officers of Alpha Chi are Vera Kemp, pi esident; Marybelle CI ossman, vice-president, Betty Hearn, coriesponding secretary, Ai ila Heft an, i ecru ding seci a laiy, and Dorothy Codshalk, frees- Wei Ruth House' has been named new president of ZTA with Dor othy Reeves, vice-president, Ruby Hartos; secretary,' and Dorothy Schnerr, treasurer Charitides elected Jane Knowles, president, Catherine Hagerty, vice president, Katherine Long, treas ures, and Louise Fischlei, secre tary Lakomdes officers elected Wed nesday are Jane Hoskins, presi dent, Betty Widger, vice-president, Pauline Rugh, secretary, and Betty Zeigler, ti easurer Newly elected office's of the Home Economic% Club me Chai - [Otte Lowe, pi esident, Peggy Mid dleton, vice-pi esident, Doi is An deis, secretary, and Kitty Fraelei, treasurer Recently installed officers of Philotes are Bertha Black, presk dent, Ellanora Linton, vice-presi dent, and Helene Snydei, ti ens ure' New members include Anna Wilson, Dorothy Neff, Ruth Ginter, Caroline Longwell, Saiah Rowles, Bette , Dunlap, Mai y McCai thy, Lois Pati lck, Dolls Fielton, and Sala Bailey New pledges aie Sybil Mullin, Alpha Chi, and Julia Adams and Mary Wible, Phi Mu Theta Sigma Phi initiated Dor othy Reeves, Ruth Goldstein, Vera Kemp, Florence Noll, Jane Fulton, and Joyce Ferris, Sunday Alpha Lambda Delta entertained at a tea in Atherton Hall from 4 to 5 p m Sunday Committee heads were Alice Murray, general chair man, Jean Weaver, receiving; Jane Roush, serving, Margaret Diener, food; and Betty Rose, arrange ments Ruth E Graham has been ap pointed acting head of the home economics department in the ab sence of Laura Drummond, who has been granted leave of absence We Worn ellill The recent tragedy near our campus has brought to light sev eral situations not formerly recog hued For one thing, coeds have been accosted—not seriously, but embarrassingly—by men on cam pus or in town At the time, these events may not have seemed im portant enough to report to their hostesses or to student govern ment But, in the light of recent happenings, these minor incidents assume a great importance In the future, women should cooperate with then government and administration by reporting these things, no matter how harm less they seem at the time In this way, and only in this way, can they be remedied before they be come more serious. There are other ways students can help Women engaged in extra-curricular activities which keep them out after regular hours should knOw berme they leave their dormitm ies and houses that they will not,have to return alone at a.late hour, Student leaders in charge of these extra-curi icular activities must consider it their duty to make cei tam that none of their charges do return home alone. Before giving late pei Missions dormitory hostesses ate checking to see that women will be proper ly esece ted—either by men or other women—when they retain With the full cooperation of ad ministration, hostesses, and espe cially of the students themselves, all of these precautions can be taken with very little effort Sammy Kaye To Air Nittany Tune Saturday Special To The Collegian NEW YORK, N. Y., April 4 One of Penn State's football vic tory songs will be broadcast Satur day by Sammy, Kayo. popular or chestra leader, on his 5 to 6 p. in. program over the Mutual Broad casting System Information from Kaye's head quarters in the Commodore Hotel did not specify which of the Nit tany songs would be aired in his tribute to Penn Stale. DO YOU KNOW That Bob Ruther ford Sr. is the oldest Penn State coach in view of service, hav ing coached the golf learn since 1922. FROMM'S SPRING SPORT SEASON Spaulding Special— Tennis ' Bancroft Spalding Wilson Slaizenger RAQUETS Athletic - Stare' -Int OPposite Meta Gate , Made from high quality whole milk and a superior c olate product. . Also: Ice Cream—Buittermilki—nk—Cream Butter And Many Varieties of Cheese STATE COLLEGE CREAMERY SALESROOM q DAIRY BUILDING MAKE A:DATE NOW. 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