Page Two PENN STATE COLLEGIAN -mat., m to Tlu, Fiee Lance, established 18S7 I’liMi’hcrf semi-wockly rltinns the College year except jn hoiiuuyi* lu slu«tcnU of Tin Ptmuylwmia State Collcße. ■< h fitcivHt of tli» College the Htuilrnt*, faculty, alumni, and fr end* IHF MAN’AOIM. DOAIID A V.’ir.I.IAM ENGEI. JR ’4O. Editor r RUSSFLL ECk ’4O. Busings Manwtir Helen L Camp ‘4O, Women’* Editor FMANUfcb KOTII *4') Rl’ltTON C WILLIS JR MCi Managing Editor Advertising Manager ItOIiFRT L WILSON 4fl MORHON NIEMAN *4O Sports Td.tor Cireulatlon Mt-nover lURNARD A NFWMAN M« DORIS GUTMAN *4O Sown Editor Senior Secrttnry GEORGE U SCHIFSS 'lO JANFT STORY 40 Kfliure Ldltnr A-«sstant Senior Secretary i \UL HALDLMAN. JR 40 W BPAMEY OWENS M'l rtKMstani Managing Editor A-wlatant News Editor nrRUERr nipson mo pin uis r cordon <« AH»i«tnnt Sports Editor Assistant Women s > d lor Associate Editors 1 uytni Bloom 41 Rntn rt H Lane » Wtliiam T iowkr ’ll i-dwmcl J h McLork.4l r.lgnr V Hull 41 Richard C Peters 41 ' Sm>w ’4l Women's Associate Editors I ivtl r IS P. I Concussion Ah» tliei e unv 1 1 nth lo the io jn i is that * A nurse staggers into the loom, her arms piled high with sheets of paper, which she de posits on Dr Butchsoui's already overflowing desk NURSE 'liner bundled mote eases Dnctoi What aie ue going to do' DOCTOR Those*‘tmT**nts aluavs imagine that lliej monk leeling well Thov’U get met it You hettet take these case lepoils along We may need them Grounds and Buildings called a few min utes ago and said the College stipplv of tissue is tunning low Robert II Lone 41 Edipir V Hall Ml .. L ywie 15 K cm‘i Ml The nurse grabs a pile of reports and leaves REPORTER. Docloi I’m ftoni the Semiweeklv Concussion DOCTOR Olt, jes, the Condition Wlij, I gave jea mv annual statement last week that item about week-end kissing spiralling Wondaj morning colds Yon know these “tmieuts underestimate the numbei ol gei ms that ate spicad by so seem ingly haimless an indulgence as kissing 9 REPORTER Yes, doctoi lull what about this ei Identic The phone rings Dr Butchsour answers He listens for a moment DOCTOR (into phone) All light dig (tduclies it vou have to When will these students leam to quit letting theft inugmations inn aw tty with Item ' He slams down the receiver and wa'lks to his files, from which he extracts a volume of Med ical Association reports He opens it, reveal ing a copy of Argosy He settles himself in his swivel chair and starts to read ’ REPORTER Pal don ,me, Di Butclisom, but f was asking about - DOCTOR Oil >es voting man T was about to give >ou a copy of the annual Infirmary and Dis pencniy icpoit Heies an item that should make a fiont page Morv You’ll notice that the Dispen sary used *l7 miles of bandage dining the past iis cal veai Reull> qmle.ama/ing, don’t >ou think' Last veai tve onl> used 06 O') miles of tope lust goes to show >on lion the college is giowing While hejs talking, the good doctor becomes rather fidgety His face becomes paler and paler, and he starts to pace up and down the room as if in distress REPORTER \ eiy Intcioting. indeed Di Rutch soui Bui I ic.illv t mie heie to ask >ou «ihout fr Jins epidemic of djsenteiv that has been spiPnii iug around the campus' Dr Butchsour waits for a moment before answering, but no nurses enter and no phones ring ' DOCTOR Epidemic why, >oimg man. that's ildicnlous You students s me imagining something like that It s tneieli an attempt to get out of school D> senteiv ’ Wh\ 1 nevoi heaid an> ildng so liditulous Dr Butchsour has been jumping nervously around the room as he speaks Suddenly he opers the door to an ante-room and disappears behind its pane of frosted glass A moment la ter he sticks his head out the door DOCTOR 'sen, voting man this is what I get foj kis'-’ng tm wife goodbje this morning* The door slams shut again Go Home By Bus This Christmas QUICKEST CHEAPEST \ Hotel State College ~X Terminal for All Bus Lines CAMPUSEER BY HIMSELF PENN STATE-COLLEGIAN CAMPUS BULLETIN Notices of meetings to be pub lished m this column may bo left at Student Union OlTicc in Old Main up to 1 p nt. on the Ja> proceeding publication Finncis E lfyslop will speak on “Pennsvlvnniu Aitists’ in Old Main Lounge at S p m Seivicesat.7 SO p in at the Hil- 1 lei Foundation Engineeiing lectme on “The Einplovtnent Intel view” In llfi Home Economic o at ‘1 10 p m TOMORROW Recoid Conceit at 417 Old Maip at 7 10 p m Chi istnias \ic dance —open—0- 12. dtess oplional at Alpha Kappa Pi SUNDAY Fiteside session with Di Rob eit Beimeutei if Hillel Fotimla Don at 1 *lO p m Sunda> Christmas musical scivioe in Rec Hall at .» p m MISCELLANEOUS All I M basketball ennies be in bv Wiednesdav Dec 20 nt noon Book. Exchange Will Reopen Pergrin Names Committee To Conduct' Midterm IVlart The Student Book Exchange, opeiated on a non-piofit basis, will be ie-opened at mid-semesters but mav be located in Old Main mstearl of the College Libiarv as pievious iv David E Peigim '4O, in announ ing a committee to opciate the mid-semester exchange for iLs .hud veai, said that the use of tnc exchange in Juno and Septem bei as tued experimentally last summer has been abandoned Fu tuie operation of the exchange will be onlv at the end of the fiist se mester, he said. Thomas C. Backenstose '4l and Geiald F Dohcity ’42 are co chairmen of the committee named to opeiate the exchange Other .nembeis aie William B Bartholo mew ’4l, Alfred M CioiTi '42, W Lewis Corbin '4l, Joseph 1G Sept TENNIS RACKETS restiung— Annoui’s’ tennis stungs, 2-24 houi service Lowest prices m town All woik positively guaian teed The Restunger, 206 W Col lege Dial 33C0 FOR QUICK, EXPERT TYPING at a lensonable rate, cnH'2!)lS 110-4tp DLG FOR RENT—Pleasant single fiont loom opposite campus Avail able Immediately, centinlly locat ed Phone HG9 142-ltpKM FOR RENT—Apartment, .3 looms, newly furnished, private hath, kitchen elecliicnllv equipped Cou ple oi ginchnte students Dial 2GG3 141-ltp GD WANTED—Passengei s, Colum bus, Ohio, Indianapolis, Dan ville, Illinois, leaving Decembe* 20, contact Culbeit, 103 Hoiticul tuie, tall 634 after 6 .30 s 144-ltpdßß PASSENGERS—Desue two pas sengers foi lound trip to Floi ida dm mg Chnstmas holidavs Call 2748 143-1 tpdKim DUICE UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF MEDICINE DURHAM, N C. - Foui lei ms of eleven weeks aie given each yeai These may be taken consecutively (giaduation in tin ee and onequaitei years) oi tlnee teims mav be taken each >eai (giaduation in foui yeais) Tlie entrance requiiements pie in telligence, cbnractei and tbiee >ems-oC college work, including the subjects specified for Class A medical schools Catalogues and application foi ms may be obtained fiom the Admission Committee Greetings ■ ANDA ' ' I Prosperous New Y&ar TO OUR Many Friends ’ . I. - . BOTTOM BROS, BOOTERY j CORNER OF ALLEN AND, BEAVER \ , ; NOTICE - r '< ’r In order .to be guaranteed trans portation between State College and Lewistown, Pennsylvania Main Lines, the 19th and 20th r of this month, reservations must be , made before the above dates. Re servations can be made at State , ■ College Hotel. • ' . ,© ' I Buses Leaving Hotel at 10:30 a.m.. 12:30 p.m.— 3:15 p.m. making connections noth East bound trains 11:36 a. m.— 2:;Q1 p.m,-r4:_23 p.m: - ' BOALSBURS AUTO BUS LIMES irs A FACT.. there are 5,280 feet in a mile. n’ But we’d like to point.out that distance doesn’t mean 1 - lb^ a thing to a telephone When __ t / you go by '’hong Distance" you can reach almost anyone, j _ y anywhere, a minute or v' two And L ar,e . < in’ effect on most Long Dis-, t , ~ tance calls every night after seven and all day Sunday, -i The Bell Telephone Com- pany of Pennsylvania/ \ 1 /.I s * „ ■ ? X/ -., . v 7y - ■ .' /. V Fi fday, December 15,1939 . " '%i, / *»(* V f nil