Page Two PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Successot to Thr Fire Loire, established 1867 Publishni xerni-weal ly durinr the College year, except on holtdoss b> tdlut, not nf The Penns> tannin State Cdllege in the Ink rext of the College the students, faculty, alumni, and fr ends ....... Nita PON NATIONAL ADVE•TIMO . National Advertising Service, IN Inc. College PobWhere Regremtelote 420 MADISON AVENEW YORK. N Y. Claeaca ROTOR La. Al , lart.s. EAR FINANICO MANAIOI24O BOARD A WII LIAM r.NGEL JR 40, Editor C RII4.4FLL ECK '4O BlUtillell Manimmt- P.URTON C WILLIS JR . 4c, Ad,ertlmng Manager MIANUEL ROTA •JO Nlnnagtor rdilor ROBERT L WILSON 40 MORTON NIEMAN . 40 Sports Ftrior ('in ulatmati Mansatr BERNARD A NEWMAN . 40 DORIS GUTMAN . 10 NAWA Editor Senior Set.rPlary REORCE B SCIILESS '4O JANET STORY 40 Fnaturp Etlitnr Assistant Senior Secretary PAUL HALDEMAN IR 'IS W BRADLEY OWENS '4O Assistant Managlnu Fdstor Asslstant News Editor HERBERT MESON 40 HELEN L CAMP . 40 MAISIAIIt SI/01.43 'Editor Women's Editor l'llllllo R CORDON '4O Agdatsot Women's Ed for 11n>nrt1 111 Nun 41 Roborl II Lane . 41 Willi= F I owl., 41 1 amt.! .1 K TrlcLorle '4l F.lvar V 11111 41 Rh hard 1' Prt.Prs '4l Adam 4 Smyner '4l Women's Associate Editore J. wol It Braun '4l Arils, 1, IleNem, '4l Vera 1, helm, 41 Nairoag •Edttor This :Awe folder Tlik Entered at tetond-elats matter Jolt 5 1934 al the adapt offtee at Sjatr Eollogre Pa under the net of Mirth 9. 1879 Friday, May 12, 1929 THE BLOOD, OF EDUCATION JUST- AS A BODY mahout food cannot con tinue to emst, so education cani.ot ietain that vital virility and coup ng life-blood without a continuous and aggressive program of research Educators have lecogniied that a college pro fessoi is really not .L college professor if he has grown stale In a pal lot-like recital of facts born and reined in a bygone age Research is the feed er of th e . new age, a 'refreshing cog in this day when the mass manufacture of diplomas has ne cessitated the rationing of education in teaspoon manner - 141 th this in mind, the Collegian hail' the work of , Phi Eta. Sigma, freshman scholastic honorary, and the winner of the research award annually presented to the faculty membei who has carried on the most resourceful mid titian' unsubsidized research dining the past year, Dr. Francis 1 Tschan, of the department of history. The selection of Dr Tschan, who himself int tiated"the award six years ago, Is no accident. His' reward is long past due He has devoted the major portion of his life to the bringing out of the and splendor of life in the me dieval aces; for years he has delved deeper and deeper Into the annals and dragged into the light little known facts which have served to bring to medieval history a more understanding interpre tation of a glamorous period In the world's his tory. "Phi Eta Sigma has continued sponsorship of the revolutionary idea begun in 1929, that of en (lmaging freshmen who have displayed schol astic promise, it has sponsired the Senior Award to the most outstanding semi member of the honoraiy, it has sponsored forums on practical topics, it is now building up a reserve fund to aid in publish mg hooks wtitten by unsubsidited faculty membeis To Phi Eta Sigma, to Di Tschan, wmnei Of the 1939 Pin Eta Sigma Research Award, the Collegian otreis its inoq Plll 1104 L congratulation,. —E R THOSE DEAR OLD TOMBS ALUMNI D 4 Y . NEC?' PALL—Step (dap Ilyht up n! gel vo, Behr! ;co a one-way trip lh )ough a map)? Penn Slate aßiaehon, the TOMBS OP CENTRE VALLEY Tins aught bc' the pielaite next tall I.et's hope it isn't Let's hope that the Pennsylvania State Col lege, by the Grace of God and the General As sembly-now In session at Harrisburg, may be able to'use all its new buildings and splendid new improvements to the FULLEST extent dur ing the next academic year. HOWEVER, if, 84 a result of a prospective failure of revenue laming measures now before the General Assembly, the Woodside pro rata reduction in subsidies bill goes through, this Col lege will he faced with a cut even below the tee ommended appromiation of $4,425,000 by Coy erne, James in his , budget message A 'eduction in the subsidy granted to Pitt, Temple, or the Univeisity, of Pennsylvania means much less than it does to IN. Those schools de pend Jot the most pact on outside sources of in come. Our major dependence is on State appropria tions Without them Penn State will be stymied in its expansion and its g?owth will be stunted It is significant that Governm James realized this and gave this college an me: ease in his bud get me-sage while he tut other state-aided schools TWO WEEKS ago the applopriation9 comma teec of the Cenetal Assembly vruted the College and saw for themselves the brmlt this school tot tets upon—if there is not 'enough money, the TOMBS ndl become a I eality If. there 14 enough money, that let tilde wad, the TOMBS, will van ish In the past academic yea], the Penn State Col legian, as one outlet of student opinion, has at tempted to stimulate the ailministiation, students. faculty,Tind townspeople to prepare for the great thing twcome—AN EXPANDED PENN STATE. In l.ne with this policy, the Collegian boosted housing-reform, student. democracy , and most ev ery good measure we could bang our typewriter keys upon , , All of these efforts will count little If the Col. lege Is"cot allowed to continue Its normal growth In the•next two years. It'certalnly can't do thet If it Is:Weighted down with amtillstobe of Intuit& elent appropriitions. The 'Woos:tilde bill must not pase.=-W. B. 0. Dean Ray expects 4,000 spectalois rot loam row's annual production of the Front Campus but she couldn't convince Georgie Ebert ad his gioundsandbldgs boy?,, who are only erecting bleachers for 1,000 We sugge.t that they leave them tip the football field and golf course me so far to walk Jeanne Walker, unconscious as usual, sent out invitations to May Day with the date April 11 instead of May Our only hope is that it doesn't rain and that the sight of row upon row of ARM if a'q womanhood doesn't 9C.1.r( the la am bem erg and Howe, gals into teals as it did last yea, . delovely Cecile Met? &so yes a com pletely tear-less and sunshiney coronation . . Long Live the Queen' Saved By The Bell Last week ICC repot led tilfa some of Pond Lab's test tube wielders were aesmling to Lonely Hearts Clubs, etc, to get date, Not, to be outdone, chem eng graduate stoogents Jim Maloney and Gene Schubert applied to Betty Bell, freshman COM tramm, and hei espetimental dsting bureau Maloney got a date, the only one in stock __ llama ItloOm '4l Adam A Smyser '4l Schubert spent has evening nt Bfte's ockerholf and they're still ai gnaw over which one got the Leiter of the hal gain fire a la beta: It all happened Monday night. In the beta morgue all the big beta,, little betas, and medium sized betas were sitting around admiring each .01 whatever beds do with thelr.spare time. Jack Canby said he smelled smoke, and was ac cused of still suffering the aftei-effects at last. 'Thursday's Campoose drown-your-sormws beer iest An over-stuffed beta finally ;investigated and found an equally over-stuffed sofa 111 flames With A the dignity befitting his position, the house presy repro ted to the telephone operator, "This is Joe Cal lei We're on lire" Not until the cool headed operator consulted a student directory did Hum Eishburne and his Alpha smoke-eateis know wheie the ine was It was all caused by "internal combustion" according to Dick Ewalt * . A Journalist's Ode: There's one thing about our Journalism depart ment .. by the time you get out of it, you have learned to sleep in noisy places. Some embryo sci 'hes even learn to get things done while they 'lmp Take Roy Nichols, for instance Om ex managing edit.): woke up in a cold sweat in one of Biaton Garilnei's classes the other day . giabbed a pencil and a scrap of paper and jotted this down A streamlined baby with-her head set - Push, An indented body type that makes you blush, A front page make-up, a back page spread, Do you wonder why the edam puts the paper to bed 9 Small Fry: After tiouncing the Orange netrnen last Sat urday, Ted Roethke's lads spent the evening in a Syincuse liotel hall, lined up in ten-pin for mation while a slightly-under-the-weather girl l bowie' from Bradford tried to literally bawl them over John Lipeczky, of fencing and Thespians fame, i t s nursing kappa Pat Beheny back to health elle: a siege of Chinese Rat Jack Sacks, Players ham, has been labeling his slice of political pie by dating Rip Shirm ever campaignmg started Len Levine, fisig, told / Joy Tinovei lie was going home for the -week-end, but stayed here and was caught in the act . the deltache. ure trying to find out the names of the girls they saw, with the aid of a spot light on the pike lawn Saturday night Tennis manages Hari is Crawford has bestowed the b2Jeweled kappasig bauble on fieshman El eanor Horstheinke . Bill Hoot and graduate diamatist Peg Jones still going strong . . two more beta badges gone the'way of all pins Ross West's on Marge Stockett and Paul Cans' . on Bette Dent both thetas—CAMPY You'll Enjoy 1 11111 Hl\ lie Corner , unusual , CAMPUSEER Mothers, mothers evei ywhere And only ten to drink . \ Infirmary Opens Doors To Visitors; To Observe National , Hospital Day Staff nurses will slam Vl9ll - to the Infirmary through the various departments during Na tional Hospital Day oluteryanee today . The Infirmary v.lll lie open to the public from I .10 to 170 o'. elm it this afternoon and from 7 In S o'clock tonight Visitors will he shown the NMI) department, Ph3'alt - etherais room. hitelien, and laboratoty WSGA Names Dining Rules I.lpperelasswomen Breakfast Tomorrow In Atherton, t Not In Noe Hall In older to Llatity the tithing room satiation ham vet forth tegmlattiona to totem low and Sunday Uppett 11148W01111 , r1. except CW(.119 and Mal tai Board, who eat at" Matt Ilall, will have earetea is Itattalchett at ktiterton float 7 15 to S 15 to torn row Mac ILtll Is a cverved for the Cwen laralttatit to which arl faeolunen and Neil mullet , ' ate in- Heal Women It/kiting le Wing their parents to dinner oat Stand ty mum arrange with theft table gimps All women giving up theft place.; are expected to art ange to eat at handier table or go to Mac ❑all Mange who tritubrer In anniliet dint. ing room must have a ticket ftom ' l .lm Edith DI Jelinven's Mike STUDENT SOAPBOX Do you think the Sandwich Shop in Old Main should be turned Into a "soft drink night club" over week ends? Leo P. Russell '4l, Initustrisl glneering "Yes, It would he a swell when there Is no big dance in town" 'Erik S Moeller 'll, Commence and Finance "Cut mil the. word 'soft' and I'll ssy yes" 'Malty M Marusak 'l9, Llbmill Arts it Touldn't be so advantag eous for the Prate] nity, men, but for lion fraternity men, It world be tops" Janet H Vanderslice 'l2, Loner Division "Yes, that's one thing he College needs badly " - Ann E. McCracken '4O, home ec onomii 9 "Ohl, it would be wonder ful" John A 'Baer '42, 'mum Division "Yes, I think so I have beaid of a great many colleges where there are quill clubs They are swell places, and are the meeting,places of the college students " John Basarab '42 Lower Divi- sion "I wouldn't mind it Besides, II would keep the hols heir away from the hind slut) " -11 1 II Boys Meet Girl (Continued From Page One) cal schools that gave a course in human anatomy "Of all the students I've taught in this course," remarked the lit tle professor, "the boys are the worst The coeds seem to be able to stand their task much better and I've never had one (hop the «curse" ... The morbid sui roundings did not seem to be agreeing too well with his audience The professor grinned and walked nvei to the box containing Florence He i cached doWn and patted her on the shoulder "Mee cold date foi I F Ball, don't you think boys" He chuck led, rout students scrambled out the dom, as the little man loeled the morgue and duovo away in hr, cat Outside the wind still blew - : Borough Is Smallest •To Install Meters State College Is _ the Z,mallest!' State municipality to use parking, meters, the Pennsylvania EcoJ corny League, Inc, has reported', The communitiesi which use patic' mg meters vary in size flom.State, College with a population of 4,500 and 96 meters, to Scianton with a' population of 143,000 and 000 meteis The'T.engue's sal vey shows tha t the "-primary 10119011 for the .1114, stallation of policing metros was to and an 'ttaffle control and not to gain increased revenue The average meter nt the state bungs an about $4 a month The.yaeld for the entire state to $200,000. [ LAWN, MOWERS'' - SHARPENED_,_ ~ , SCHILLING'S 105 L'''Pugh 'l3t. - PENN STATE COLLEGIAN WE WOMEN By 11ELLN L CAMP, Women's Editor THE CHECKING SYSTEM in Athei ton Hall has moved its own inconvenience and incompetency this yew Student checkers have had to wait until 3,4, and 5 a in for women.to come in, women get ting in after the doors were Incited have spent a half how o mote mousing the checkers Thr sham on hostesses, cheelcms, and stiolenti, has been tremendous in ii building•of that sin-, 11001 s Gunlot be left open Cm n:oinen with late pet mission Hostesses can not he evpected to get up to open the doors The telephone opmatoi is not permitted to leave her switch board There ale no janitors on duty all night And it is ono opinion that it Is 111111110111 to Isl, student checkers to intortipi then sleep every howl 01 so to let other students into the dm notary Theiefoie, it is no hinge) a problem foi the doinutoly itself Soy solutions hove been tried and none. lvis moved successful. Wo men will be nut often legular bouts with activities, they cannot al ,wlys in intim , to get linek,lioni week-rnd (lips on time Something bust be done A night watchman to the building would present a solution to the problem of checking and at-the same time offei additional pi otec tom td the women The budding needs someone on duty all night— someone to he pies( of. in case of emergency, to check up sevetal times dm mg the night, nod to open the don fm student~ getting in •tftm egulai hours \ The 11114WCI is now in the hands of the administration It is up to them to decide uhethei co not the added convenience; peace of mind, and motettion fm women stndenls w u units the •mldtbouttl espendi tni, of one »t ut4 salt» y. PAN-IfELLE,NIC'S RUSHING CODE fm ne‘,l, year, now ready fen Intik:item, Is especially praisewm thy for its definition of flee as ,, ociation between scoot ity women and new students Instead of an indefinite statement full of loopholes, such as we had this yea!, the council has Joel down some commandments Sol mi ty women may not` visit in froihmun or Li ansfer rooms; they may not Like freshmen and tiairtfets to or he seen with them at movies and eating places in town or on campus, they may not of range dates between men and new students, and they may not sit Muth them at meals in the dm !Intones. These ncv6 miles take care of the most troublesome problems the .. i willing committee faced this year Sotonties will only cut off then own noses again if they devise new ways of pre-season rushing Be cause once it is star ted all of the houses will follow suit and the out come will be the same cutthroat competition we had this year Only 1 I sorority %%omen co-operate with the rushing code in practice as well as in principle can its psi pose be reahied Beta Storage Room 'Barns; $lOO Damage Alpha Fire Company Bring Blaze Under Control : Fit a of unknown ot lam caused $lOO damage to materials in a eel ,ltir stoiage loom at the Beta Theta Pt fate] nay house early Tuesday morning. Paper pie mats, a stulTed,than, and a auto 'bet of other etudes were destroy ed The; fire'. was .discovered when _One of the house - members smelled smoke and awakened other frater nity brothers who called the Al ,pha Fite Company The blaze was muddy Monett, under control Letter Box 'To the Edam We arc - weeks behind the times Aftei leading "higher" institu tions of leaNing had been ex hibiting their fish ,swallowing melodramas for weeks an the audience was just about fed up on sea food. Penn State had to sneak out on the stage of Nonsense vainm in quest of its tipple of applause 'And six little fish perished When it was all ovet,,a group of 1,000 educated young men and women were acclaimed the prize shekels of the week as 10,000,000 Pennsylvanians watched a magni ficent mural project submerged favor -of a few logs Cultuially speaking, we are centuries behind the-times SOPHOMORE JOHN eighteen Students To Leave On Tour ,Eighteen (laity hußbandiy stu dents, accompanled by Piof A Leland Beam,, v.lll leave Monday for , a five-day- inspection ti in through southea n Pennsylvania and Maryland 'BIGGEST CONE 'IN TOWN! .406 -' Flavors RICH TASTY •, COOLING - -7 71 MiIOLESOIVIE . 4 All-Flavors ] !ODAS, I ,SHAKES I SUNDAES I, ' . P4Ro DAIRY 'STORE 101 W..Nittany Ave. Co-Edits Pluletes i ecently elected Mary Elivabethi Miller '4O, pi esident, Ellen K Garbei '4O, vice-presi dent;, Dorothy K Home '4O, sca le= y, Margai et Black '4O, la ea sui et , A Evelyn Bechtel '4O, so cial chairman; and Viiginia .1 Gm ass 'lO, athletic managei Ruth J Stein '4O will sei no as pi &intent of Emanon next year with Mit eLta Blackman '4l us vice-presulenti" Freida GolcliteM '4O, secretary, Neqsa Fit estone '4O, treasurer, and Ruth New berger '42, htstorr rn Newly installed officers of lota Sigma Pi, seamen's chemistry lion orai y, include June R Pfister '.19, president, Mrs Freida I W Fuchs, vice-president, Lois /T Myers '4O, secretary-treasurer, Ai ista McCormick, corresponding secretary, and Mrs Arthur Rose, historian New initiates ate Dr Hai zet M Harry, Clara AI Coop er '39, Jean M Fairchild '4O, and Albei to Schuettler '4O. .Breakfasts, suppers, and tens fm motheis will highlight soror ity doings this weekend Kap pas will tea in the N E Lounge of Fiances Atheiton before the May Day ceremony . Phi Mils will breakfast at Boalsbuig Tav ern Sunday morning . TP' A patronesses are having a break fast in the Sandwich Shop Sun day A.-0 'Ns will entertain at supper Sates clay night Other affairs fin mothers in clude the Gamma Phi breakfast on Sunday in the Sandwich Shop Alpha Chi breakfast the same day at the Allencrest . Eukt atm breakfast in the_ Sandwich Shop on Sunday Theta suppei Sat urday ,night In the house A. E Phi breakfast - at the Nittany Lion Sunday am. . and the DG breakfast same place, same time , The Motheis' Club of Delta Gam will meet Satui day afternoon to elect next yem officer; —V L IC. 269 L.A. Sophomores, 185 In-Edtteation Will Enter , Upper Division Two hundred and sixty nine sophomores in the Sr hoot of Lib era), Arts and 85 In the School of Pollination have made appil: ration for admission to the Up per Division, according to Dr Charles ( Wagner, assistant to the dean - Di the Littera Arta atudenta, 123 desired to the commerce and prance, 52 Journalism, and .14 arts and letters Among edu cation students, 11 planned to major in Onglisli, 11 In music, i 2 In m ithematic., andlhe remain dr t Caere scattered Phi iEta'Sigma - (Continued From Page One) t.e4L F ALu gh ill , Clal ence B Monk Jr Jack E I Maigan, John I) Mor gan .Ti , Le4lle Navtan, William It Neilson, Max S 'Peters, Rich ; .11E1 7 Pierce-Rohl:1ml, Milton E Piensky, Stuatt G Rhode, Tack F Ritki, Robot t C Railings, Al lied A Rosenbloom, Ji , John W Sault", Murray L Schwartz, Walter N Shambach, Edward C Shearei Robert E Slack, Chitties .1 Smith, Ni nest Sable, Loren C Stephens, Daniel A Swope, Ji , James _E Wntoon, 31, and Len nail Wisl;ow Leaves 'Of .Absence Approved By aoard Leaves of absence for four Inc'. any; niembeis have been applovdd by the executive committee of the beau! of truStees, Piesidentilalph I) fietzel announces!yesterday They sue `Maly , D Kemp, ni sta tictoi in home management ex tension, July 1 to August 7, Min ion C IGcl.ei , home economics ex= tension reps caentative, May' Ito November 1, Di Donald D Stev enson, associate pleassot of fm- MOTHER . - 'Relievelhat tedious Tide - home with a rest at McMinn's. - A new modern establishment including complete restaurant facilities-and a (hit Shop. 3 Miles Eastof,Lascasteri _ _ • 1,70°?"--