Page Two PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Successor to The Free Lance, established 1887 Pobllshed•eeml,,ettly during the College year, except on holidaYa, by atudents The Pennsylvania State College, In the intereat of the Collect., the students, faculty, alumni. and Applied for entry as secant! loos 'natter at the State College Poet °Mee, State College, Pa. HARRY 11. HENDERSON JR. '36 WILLIAM IL SKIRTILE '36 Editor Business Manager DONALD P. SANDERS '36 ROLAND W. OI3ERHOLTZER 1G /dunning Editor Circulation Manager W. BERNARD FRP.UNSCH '36 WILLIAM B. HECKMAN '36 Snorts Editor Advertising Manager VANCE 0. PACKARD '36 PHILIP C. EVANS '36 Assistant Editor Local Advertising Manager 30101 E. MILLER JR. '36 ' LEONARD T. STEEP '36 Assistant Managing Editor Credit Manager CHARLES M. SCHWARTZ JR. '36 L. MARYBEL CONABEE '36 Assistan' Sports Editor Women's Editor WILLIAM P. McDOWELL 16 RUTH E. KOEHLER '36 News Editor Women's Managing Editor JOHN K. BARNES JR. '36 A. FRANCES TURNER '36 News Editor Women's News Editor Manning Editor This Issue Netts Editor This Issue Friday, November 15, 1935 WAIT A MINUTE What, with our campaign to clean up the athletic situation and to continue to retail sale of beer here turn ing out so successfully, we have come to be looked upon, by at least a few, as.the champion of the underdog. The first two campaigns were prompted and fought almost entirely upon our own initiative. Of late, however, there has been a hue and cry come from the student body, asking the COLLEGIAN to support a boycott on the local theatres in demand for lower prices and better pictures. The COLLEGIAN believes that this can be settled by more peaceful means than a boycott, and for that rea son the editor and the business manager of this paper are making a special trip today to the Pittsburgh offices of the Wa•ner Brothers in an attempt to effect such an arrangement. It is not a case of "timid soulry" or weak-knees upon the part of the COLLEGIAN in not carrying out the students' demands for a boycott, but a realization of the fact that there may be factors about the theatre business which are not clear to us at present. Almost every letter written asked that this method be tried, and the COLLEGIAN believes that it may be just as effective as a boycott and will lack the hysteria of that method of attack. DEAR OLD TRIBUNAL, WE LOVE YOU It seems that the COLLEGIAN has been making the Tribunal the target of a bit of vicious propaganda. Yes, sir, that's what the Tribunal says in a letter which may be found on this very page. Frankly, gentle readers, we were amazed and a bit upset to find out just why the COLLEGIAN was lambast ing Tribunal. It really had never occurred to us but the Tribunal with quick and sure foresight had it all figured out. Yes, sir, we're going to make a drive at the end of the year to abolish freshman customs. Isn't it awful the way these insidious COLLEGIAN men just spend hours and hundreds of inches of space plotting and working away to break down the prestige of Tribunal so that at the end of the year they may viciously try to wipe out one of Penn State's grand old traditions. Seriously, the whole damn business is too petty and trivial. What does the Tribunal think we are? It really cut us to the quick when we rend that it had all been fig ured out that we were building up 'a campaign to end And after all our work in attacking the athletic policy and the beer question, to think that someone would accuse us of going after freshman customs next. It just makes us feel like quitting. The COLLEGIAN is in favor of a certain amount of freshman customs, believing them to be a great help in acquainting the freshmen with their fellow classmates and in teaching them how things are run by student government. However, whenever the Tribunal oversteps the bounds of what the COLLEGIAN considers good sense in executing its duties, the COLLEGIAN will criticize it. And it won't matter a bit whether L. G. Almighty or J. Briggs Pruitt says it's all right, if the COLLE GIAN feels that it isn't, it will criticize, and criticize severely. We're pretty much ashamed of wasting all this space on the Tribunal when there's a war going on in Ethiopia. SAFETY PLEASE Pleading guilty to charges of violating the motor ve hicle code before Burgess Wilbur F. Leitzell Wednes day night ten students paid tines and costs ranging from $27.50 to $7.50 and one student paid fines and costs ranging from $27.50 to $7.50 and one student will spend his Thanksgiving vacation in jail. The charges on which the students were arrested included operating a car and permitting a person to hang on the running board, hanging on the side of a car, and chasing fire engines. These fines are very stiff, in fact they are much too stiff. But it must be made clear to the student body that Burgess •Leitzell did everything in his power to reduce these fines but because the violations were of a state statute he could not reduce the fine already set by the commonwealth. He even searched through his ordinanc es in a vain hope that he might discover a local ordin ance which might cover the offenses committed. But because the state vehicle code says in very def inite terms that any violation of the motor code must be tried as such and shall not in any case be tried un der any local ordinance, Burgess Leitzell's attempt along these lines failed. The COLLEGIAN' and the boys fined are very grateful to Burgess 'Alin.ll for what he did in attempting to get them off with smaller fines. It shows that ho is not as bad as he has been painted. This should be ample proof to the other students here of the seriousness of the hanging on running boards,. and chasing fire engines to fires. The danger of students hanging on running boards cannot be over-emphasized. At the Northwestern University last year a student was killed when he fell from the running board of a car. The University immediately banned all cars from the campus.. That will happen here just as soon as there is a fa tal accident. There has already been ono accident in which the student narrowly escaped death. The COLLE GIAN does not wish to see anyone killed nor does it want the use of cars by students banned altogether. Let's ovoid this possible future by obeying the law. Plight One of the three freshmen who was excused by Tribunal the other night for lack of evidence had to break a (late to go to his trial + + + While Rome Burns: When the fire finally broke out upstairs in the ho tel Wednesday night, the waitresses and cooks on duty in the Corner stuck it out until the place filled with smoke and water started dripping front the ceiling. The crowd gathered fast. Firemen hacked down walls. People screamed. Dot all the while, in the Corner, could be seen one lone figure. The smoke was thick, so not many of the crowd could discern that it was Jimmy (Nero) Du gan who was standing there at the cashier's counter and that he was eating a plate of oysters. __W. Robert Orubb '37 _._Philip S. Reimler '97 Press Agentry We like the calm note in the publicity sent out from Villanova's publicity department after the Wild cats' upset by the Lions last Saturday. One of the sentences read: "Crushed by the Penn State steam roller last Saturday, the Villanova Wildcats spent Saturday afternoon in meditation." So that's what it was—meditation? And another choice sentence said . . . It is also the opinion of many observers that Villanova is about five touchdowns better than Penn State." • Aw, g'wan . . . LINES ON ONE KAPPA, GINNA SWART BY NAME, BEING A COMMENTARY ON HER : PERSONAL APPEARANCE AS WELL AS ON THE IMPRESSION SHE EXUDES. Incongruity Note: The recent anti-War meeting was held in, of all places, Schwab auditorium, while the armory boys boomed out a twenty-one gun salute. ADVICE TO MISS ELEANOR GOLDSMITH People who burn Get another turn. About Town and Campus: Mildred Porker '39, a Fairmount hall gal, is in love. She tells her friends about it. She tells erfect strangers about it. Apparently the only person in the place she hasn't told so far is The Maniac, friend of all. The object of her affections is Danny Greenblat, Phi Ep senior. And she plans to marry him within a year. "That's all I need," she says modestly. She visited his home in McKeesport over the Pitt week end. While there she dicovered that Danny is in love with a home town gal. Tough, Mildred. If there's anything we can do to help you, feel free to call on us. We heard some item about Ethel Cohen today, but we can't, for the life of us, remember it now. If she'll just call the office, we'll be only too happy to run it next time. • Push of the week—Med Conabee-Hugh Morrow, flash leg man of the Centre Daily Times .. . Why don't his friends tell Robert Gray Morgan '37? He must have at least one friend, doesn't he? ... We're sorry to see that our candidate . for Harvest Queen got only sixty-seven votes. But Herntie Hunt is bucolic, too. She'll probably be all right . . . Did you read what Woody Douthett said in his letter about the nasty, nasty Maniac? . . . 'Business as IJsuar at the CORNER Unusual + THANKS to the Alpha Fire Company, Harry HenderSon, Jules Vernik, Jim Dugan and other friends, the fire in our building last night had no serious effects, and we will be open for business "as usual" today. OLD MANIA MEM =NM But snutic MEM -THE MANIAC nth: PENN STATE COLLEGIAN To the Eaitor Would you grant an ancient a few inches of space In your letter column in which to mourn the passing of the good old days? Time was when for thirty cents we could go to Mr. Baum's theater and see a first-run feature and several good "shorts" al most any night 'in the week. If by accident he received a low-grade "short," I have known him to take it off the program after the first...matinee showing. In those days first Penns ylvania runs Were almost a weekly cacurrence; and national premieres were not uncomnion. When vaude ville acts were presented, the price was seldom raised. In 1928 we heard Paul Whiteman and saw a good movie for only fifty cents. And remember, Mr. Editor, in 108 fifty cents was not the formidable sum that it is to day. But to what deplorable levels of "entertainment" have we fallen in this latter day! Where Mr. Baum spent a respectable part of his time trying to entertain: State. college movie-go ers; the Warner boys devote them selves completely- to the none-too gentle art of profit snatching. The average movie shown here during the past year has been of a low- caliber rarely seen in State College before the Messrs. Warner came to town. And while we're on that subject, why is it that we are deluged with so many Warner Brothers and Cosmopolitan pictures? Might it.be that their own low-grade quickies net them a pret tier penny than most of the MGM pic tures that we have to go out of town to see? And have you noticed how they have been adding Moult to injull by showing all the cheap propaganda films Mr. Hearst and Gaumont Brit ish have ever turned out? Might it be that propaganda is cheaper, and therefore more piofitable to the War. ner boys; or ao they agree with Mr. Hearst that all men of more than av erage intelligence are .Reds; and all • colleges hotbeds of sedition? Now ordinarily, Mr. Editor, I do not concern myself with the money making antics of such gentry as War ner .Brothers; but in this isolated town they happen to be the sole source of moves. Not liking the brand of "enteriainment"., they offer, I could stay at home or I could go to Belle fonte to see the movies; but I prefer to see them in State College. Since we once saw good movies here, why should we not have them again? Big ger shots than the Warner boys have lost money through a buyer's strike. And now, Mr. Editor, I can see the manager of the local theatres rushing to you with his' explanations. First, he will say that he only has an audi ence for nine months out of each year, and therefore, the admission price must cover the htsses of the dead months. But' if you refer to the 1935- 36 College Catalog, you will discover that between September 13, 1934, and. September-12, 1935, (a typical year), this College was in Session all but about four weeks.. Moreover, during; inter-session and post-session the Ag hill people bring about three thousand movie-going farm kids into town. Other departments! are: constantly holding conventions and conferences during the summer months. Even in August there is a town population of HORSEBACK RIDING • SPECIAL TICKETS ON EASY TERMS $1 an hour, or 6-hour ticket for $5 13-hour ticket for $lO FREE INSTRUCTIONS—MAKE RESERVATIONS CAMPUS SADDLE SCHOOL Rear of Hotel and Theatre—Phone 9655—Open Day and Night Letter Box about five thousand people who would attend movies if they were worth look ing at. So that's one gag that won't work. Undaunted, our good manager will 'explain that his movies are obtained on a block -booking system. In other words, he has to accept the good with the bad. Any student will join me in asking, "What 'happened to the good pictures?" It seems strange that our local Mr. Baum should have been able to buy consistently good pictures on the block-booking system, while the mighty Warner Brothers have been so consistently unfortunate in their bookings. When the manager springs that one on you, ask him how much cheaper poor pictures are than good ones, and above all, ask him when we are to see some of the good ones that he has purchased during the past two years. .But I guess I'm out of tune with the times, Mr. Editor. In my day if anyone would have tried to take us For fifty-seven cents to see Zasu Pitts and Ina Hutton, we / would-have reg istered indignation of a most right sous sort. And I know damned well , there would have been mutiny if we had been subjected to some of the , plain, unmitigated n tripe now offered nightly for our entertainment. What's the matter with you sissy boys of - the ydungeb generation? Do you have so much money that you don't mind throwing it away or are you afraid that you'll hurt the Warner Brothers' feelings by kicking up a good old-fa shioned movie boycott that would end only when we were consistently get ting good pictures at an admission price of twenty-five cents for mati ness and thirty cents for evening ;haws? That's still higher than most neighboring towns charge; so the Warner boys might just as well pay the tax for us. If the manager doesn't believe that a boycott is possible, let him consult Mr. Baum, who has been through the mill. -GRANDPA To the Editor: In defense of the Student Tribunal, I should like to make clear a few plain simple truths which have been misconstrued recently by • what I think is propaganda. Of late, the Tribunal has been lambasted continu ously, and by comparing facts, it may prove to have been done unjustly. First: the beer episode. The story is - true. No member of the Tribunal will deny it. The Tribunal was wrong and such a sentence should never have been given. No defense was offered. The members of the Tribunal erred (as other groups of human beings so often do). Because of this mistak:e'• the Tribunal naturally should have been scolded so that such a thing could not happen again. Enough for this' beer business. The Tribunal made a mistake. However, the members did endeavor to correct it by returning the full cost of the beer to the freshman. Second: the card sent to Fred Young. The COLLEGIAN printed the contents of a card addressed to Fred Young, Tribunal secretary, in which he was called down for. being seen with a freshman not in his customary ap parel. There were other statements on the card saying how lenient the Tribunal has been with freshmen this year. I doubt the truth in thii last statement, for it is a fact that pro portionally, at least, more freshmen have been punished this year for vio lations of customs than ever before in my, three years here. When the COLLEGIAN was asked why this UR , truth was printed, the reply was that it was not a'libel on the part of the paper for all was said was that Fred Young received the card. That was the only statement which the COL LEGIAN had made. If the technical point . of view is wanted, the COLLE GIAN still is guilty of libel, for Fred Young never received such a card. The card was intercepted at the Student Union desk and its contents were printed in the next issue of the COLLEGIAN. Who would be so bold OS to tamper with the U. S. Mail? The true facts are 'here. Let the reader draw his own conclusions. More about the card: the freshman ICI seen with Young had just arrived in town after being home. Perhaps that I will explain why he was. not wearing customs. On Tuesday, November 5, a fresh man • was paddled at the 'Tribunal . meeting. The COLLEGIAN again scold= ed the Tribunal, saying it was un constitutional. J. Briggs Pruitt '36, senior - class president, informed me of this fact at the beginning of the . . . neither have we VOU have-made great r progress in the; pest• 10 years. I Let's see some of the things the Bell:System has been doing in that time. ' • - • Since 1925,. we've cut the ,nverage time 'for • complet. ing •Long Distance eonneetiona - lioni7Va minutes: Made the service more MUM; • our Wires:are:now in'eable:iFe'Ne increased the teierthone's•ine : .. about. 80%—you- can now reach:, • nearly , .51,000,000. telePliones;':* • o, every snarter.oti globe: . The next 'lo . ..Year bring equally; important advarie9s. That is one:'cif the 'eVerrireseliM; 'thrills in telephone work! BELL TELEPHONE Friday, November 15, 1955 year, biit he also added that if thd freshman was given an option it was entirely legal. I feel certain 'that the Student Board will confirm this state ment. The fieshrnan involired was offered an option. He . did not .have to take the paddling. That is as the code asks. The Tribunal was mocked in the last issue of the COLLEGIAN for ask ing the, freshmen their thoughts con cernindits editorial about the Bezdek policy. A statement of true fact would have revealed that the CoLLE GIAN's own business manager, .who was permitted to attend that meeting by courtesy of the Tribunal members, was most active in that investigation. Indeed, he had' a great interest along that line. Not only that, but he was also inquisitive to 'know what one freshman . thought of William Ran dolph Hearst; another matter which has great bearing on the enforcement of customs, I suppose. The only reason that I can see. for the,CommAN's attitude toward Trib unal is that they intend to, make a drive for the abolishment of customs at the end-of the year. j myself, - (fcrnotthink customs are a,wonderful•thipg. - It is my job to see`that'they . are enforced se we have am sure.l could:do a much better job_ with` the , heli'of the COLLEGIAN, instead' of its hindrance. WOODY , DOLITHETT '36 Tribunal President SYSTEM