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PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
Successor to The Free Lance, established 1887
Published semtwcekly during the College year. except on hol'..litys.
by students of The Pennsylynnia Suge College. in the interest of the
Calle,. the student, faculty. alumnt and friends.
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Friday, May 10, 1935
HONOR ROLL
For some time the COLLEGIAN has felt that there
are certain men and organizations on and about this
campus that have rendered outstanding service in rais
ing the standards, ideals, intelligence, and fame of
Penn State and who have not been honored for that
particular service
Many of the . persons whom the COLLEGIAN feels
should be so honored are not known to the student body
IMIIMMMTMMALIMM
Therefore in inaugurating its first annual Honor 'Roll,
the COLLEGIAN, therefore, lists those attributes
President Ralph D. Iletzel—for his liberal and in
telligent leadership and administration, and for his
genuine friendship for Penn State students
Dean of Men Arthur R. Warnock—for his interest
M maintaining, a student government here representa
tive of the students and for his efforts to guide and
direct students in a liberal way, without force and use-
less rules
State Senator Edward J. Thompson—for his work
in the State Senate to procure : more funds to carry on
the work of this institution
Prof. Donald S. Cryder, of the School of Chemistry
and Physics,—for his work in developing a cheaper pro
cess for the distillation of heavy water.
Prof. Samuel B. Colgate, of the School of -Engin
cering,—for his sane attitude in dealing with students
as a member of the borough council, particularly at
the time of the bonfire last fall.
Prof. Hummel Fishburn, of the musical education
department,—for his collaboration with Edward J.
Nichols, of the English composition department in hold
ing their "Clinic on Jazz."
Prof. George W. llartmann, of the School of Edu
cation,—for his courageous stand for his ideals.
Prof. Harold E. Dickson, of the School of Engineer
ing,—for his speech at the anti-war strike and for his
readiness to combat fascism, militarism, and other de
grees of feeble-mindedness.
Leo Houck, boxing conch„—for his sincere interest
in boys and because he is a gentleman
Prof. Edward .1. Nichols, of the English composition
department,—for his collaboration with Prof. William
L. Werner on an article on jazz which will appear in
Vanity rah•
Prof. Frank S. Neusbaum, of the English composi
tion department,—for his direction of the anti-war play
"Peace on Earth."
Charles A. Myers '34, Student Union official s —for
the improvements he made in the Beaver Field Pictorial
and for reducing the price of that publication.
Prof. William L. Werner, of the English Literature
department,—for his work with Prof. Nichols on the
article on jazz which will appear in the Vanity Fair;
for his work which was included in the "Smart Set
Anthology," and because he is a columnist for the Cen
tre Daily Times.
Howard K. Johnson '3s—far winning the national
165-pound inter-collegiate wrestling championship.
Manuel Katz '36—for his work in organizing the
anti-war strike
J. Franklin Smith '37—for his outstanding ath
letic performances in three sports.
Kutzer 1.. Richards '37—for the outstanding dra
matic performance of the year as "Peer Gynt" in
Xbsen's play by the same name, ' •
Arthur L. Watmough '3li—for his expert work on
the Players' production "Peace on Earth" as an elec
trical technician.
The Liberal Arts Lecture Committee—for its highly
interesting and educational course which included James
Stephens, Barrett Clark, and "Clinic on Jazz."
. Carnegie Corporation—for its gift of records and
other musical equipment to this institution.
The Penn State Players—for their excellent selec
tion and variety of typeS" of plays produced this past
Anent the recent Skull and Bones-Parmi Nous
elections comes a sad, sad story from the Phi Kappa
Sig hostelry. Seems they have a pretty 8.M.0.C., by
the name of 'lke' Harvey who puts up there, and he's
a man of whom they're justly proud. Despite his
abbreviated height, he manages to outrun most every
body around these h'yar parts and as a result he
pulled a Tommy Slusser last year by being made
captain of two sports—track and cross-country. In
addition, this fly-fisherman extraordinary is a big
shot in the A. A., member of Lion's Paw, and of Skull.
and Bones.
Seems, too, there is a Roy Schuyler, sophOmore,
of the same house, who made quite a name. for him
self in football and upon whom the powers-that-be
were casting yearning glanceS. So his name comes
up in Skull and Bones meeting; Harvey speaks up
confidentially, "Oh, you can let him go. I'll gel him
So they let him go—to the Parmi Nu's. Asked
why, Schuyler said, "Welt, Parker Berry was a Parmi
Telephone 500
Note—Berry, Phi Kappa Sig, part-time foot
baller, surprise Lion's Paw, was a Parmi Nous two
Johnson Brenneman . 37
_-_Blehar.l E. Lewis .37
CEMEZI
The four-year Lou Kreizman-Mel Fox feud seems
to have reached an end—of sorts.
It all started in their freshman year when Fox
had to wear a dress after chasing fraternity bros.
Kreizman all over a local Dean's front lawn. This
alone wouldn't have bothered the Dean so much; what
made the big impression was the car Fox used in the
chase.
Next year Fox began to show up with shiners
at somewhat regular intervals. Some of the appre
ciative bros. credited them all to the local wrestling
prima-donna, although they caught him in the act
only once--with a milk bottle, so it happened. Kreiz
man, certainly gained the upper band, though, at the
time, when, finding Fox's car in his own private
parking space, he simply released the brake and let
it roll down a hill.
Minor skirmishes were many until a few months
ago when Fox won in a major engagement by taking
$1 in cold cash from Kreizynan on a trick bet. Since
then that good old wrestling brain has been working
continnously:and just the other day the result of the
labors.made its appearance on the back of Kreizman's
now-famous Lion suit:
SCRAPS: Standing out in Wed. night's pajama pa
rade and triple dress rehearsal for a riot is the
speech by a prominent man-about-campus from the
Dairy Store roof. Not often does humor so visibly
enter into such sad exhibitions of Collitch Life . . .
Beauty and Beast—Shirley Stack and "Little Larry"
Richter ... Local florists claini to lose money selling
gardenias 3 for $1.50 with similar blooms selling 3
for 25c in Philip and down to 5c apiece in New Yawk
. Meanest prof. of week—Swartz, in geology class
keeps asking questions of stooge with mouth stuffed
with tohaccy, giving him the alternative of down the
throat or out the window . . . Margy "Rehn has been
breaking with a vengeance last year's tradition that
the Senior class proxy doesn't date .
An Invitation
To Students and Their Mothers
We feel that with the passing of the
years, one of the "things to do" on
Mothers' Day week-end is to have
breakfast, lunch or dinner at The
Corner.
We hope that sometime during this
week-end you will have an oppor
tunity to visit us.
To those students whose Mothers were
unable to visit you here at Penn State,
we suggest that you remember them
with a box of Whitman's or Maillard's
Candies. We will wrap and mail them
for you.
"A Complete Restaurant Service"
CAMPUSEER
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SUCH IS FAME
Cynical Cyril wonders if Jack Howarth,
boxing mgr., has the Barbey itch.
ALL'S FAIR
Greetings, Fox. It's your play
A number of us in this U. are wondering
if Hattie Hetzel still addresses Ward Bien by
that affectionate title—Wardsie-Pi—Woof-
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THE CORNER
UNUSUAL
THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
Final Examination Schedule
Classes for the second semester will end at noon, Saturday,
June 1, 1935, and examinations will end at 4 o'clock, Friday after
noon, June 7, 1935. Examinations in courses in which seniors only
are enrolled will begin at 8 o'ciock Wednesday morning, May 29,
and in other courses at 8 ci:clock, Monday morning, June 3. Grades
for graduating seniors are due at the Registrar's office at Thurs
day noon June 6. Special examinations will be arranged by the
instructors concerned for those seniors who have examinations
scheduled .after Wednesday, June 5, unless provisions can be
made for them in conflict examinations.
Any student having two examinations scheduled at the same
time or three examinations scheduled on the same day is required
to report the fact in person at the office of the Registrar not
later than 5 o'clock Friday afternoon, May 17. Notices of adhist
ment will be available to those students who reported conflicts
and will he mailed to heads of departments on Monday, May 20.
Conflict cards should be presented to the instructor in charge at
the time of the conflict examinations, since they_ are official
Permits to take such examinations.
The time for those courses listed BY. APPOINTMENT should
not be arranged until Monday, May 20, when notices of conflict
adjustments are available. The dates of these special examina
tions will be announced by the instructors concerned. The room
designation SEE LIST means that definite assignments will be
announced later by the departmlent.
The 'examinations will be of two hours' duration, beginning
at 8, 10:20, and 2 o'clock.
• ABC 2—June 3-8-103 Ag, 200 Hort
ABCh 426—June 4-10-206 PH
ABCh 438—M . ay 28-8-109 Ag
AE 43—June 5-8-107MEng
AE 101—June: 4-2-215 MEng
Aga, I—lune 5-10-206 Ag
AgEc 6—June 3-2-315 MI
AgEng I—June 5-2-206 PH
AgEng 4—June 3-10-5 PH
t AgEng B—By Appt.
Agro G—June 6-8-109 Ag
Agro 13—June 4-2-206 Ag.
Agro 29—June 4-8-206 Ag
Agro 32, 34, 228—8 y Appt.
AH I—June 4 . -2-103 Ag
Ali 5-4une 7-10-103 Ag •
AH B—By Appt. •
MI 12, 212—June 68-103. Ag
AH 17—June 5-2-103 Ag
AH 22—June 3-8-104 Hort _
! AR 28—June 4-10-104 Hort
AH 29—June 3-10-104 Hort
Arch 9—June. G-8-107 MEng
Arch 11—June 6-10-107 MEng
Art 55—June 3-2-14 SLA •
1 Art 74—June 3-8-107 MEng
2 Art 74—June 3-10-107 MEng
3 Art 74—June 3-2-107 MEng
4 Art 74:—June 4-8-107 MEng
CLASSIFIED
WANTED Ride to Pittsburgh.
Leave Friday, return Sunday. Call•
Swaim 793.
LOST—Phi Sigma lota pin, between
Education and Women's building
Wedneaday. Reward if returned to
Prances JaeobS, WoMen's
WANTED—Ride to Chambersburg
Friday afternoon or early evening.
Call Bill McDowell Defta Chi im
mediately. 88-iteompWM
LOST—GoId high school ring engrav
ed P.M.H.S., 1933, bearing initials
M.E.A. Lost in Glennland Pool boys,
locker room. Reward if returned to
Student Union Desk. 87-ItpdCM
WANTED—Student laundry called
for and delivered. Phone 1504-J-3.
. BC-2tpdJW
TYPING WANTED—lmprove . your
grade :in semester reports and
themes by having them typed. Jobs
done neatly and cheaply. Call "Al"
Haiges at TNE. Ph. 324.
WANTED—Tennis Partner. Will play
anyone after 5, evenings. See Bob
Wolf, Times Office. Comp
LOST—Zipper note book bearing
name of Robert • Small. Please re
turn contents to Robert Small Sigma
Pi. Phone 094. 85-1 t compWHS
WILL THE REPUTEDGentleman
or His Lady Friend who borrowed
the blue lieaded evening bag from the
Beth Sigma Rho house Saturday
night please .return at least the
drivers license, bearing the. name
Doris .Krieger, to the Student Union
Office. No questions asked. 84
WANTED—Typing of themes, re
ports, and theses. Neat, reasonable
prices. Call Helen Garman at 0020.
83-2tpd CM
FOUND—Black Eversharp Pencil,
gold band in center. Initials E. R. S.
Owner may have by calling at Stu 7
dent Union Desk and paying for thii
ad. 81-ItSOLF
SOLES OF
LADIES' SHOES
sewed on and McKayed by
new process machine at
THE PENN STATE
'SHOE REPAIR
LINEN SUITS
$2.95
SCHLOW'S
QUALITY SHOP
G Art 74—June 4-2-107 MEng
Art 442—June 5-10-107 MEng
Bact I—June 4-2-120 Dairy
Bet 2—June 5-2-200 EngD
Bot 14—June 4-8-208 BL
Bot 22—June 3-10-200 Ag
Bot 27—June 6-8-100 Hort
Bot 400—June 3-10-208 BL
CE 3—May 31-2-214 MEng
Cer 53, 54, 418, 921—8 y Appt.
Cer 420—May 31-2-20 G EngE
ChE 2—June 3-2-206 Ag
ChE 3—By Appt.
ChE 403—June 1-10-205 EngA
CIE 425—May 31-10-3 HE
Chem I—By Appt.
Chem 2—. Tune 6-B—See List
Chem 3-13 y Appt.
Chem 4—June 7-LB--See List
Chem 10—By Appt.
Chem 20—June 6-10-215 MI
Chem 21—June G-2-201 CA
Chem 22—By Appt.
Chem 30—June 4-10-101 CA
Chem 31—June 5-8-200 Ag, 108
Phys
Chem 52—June G-8-315 MI
(Continued on page four)
Provo to yourself t hat
thrift does not mean doing
without. It means doing
with just a little less.
The First National
Bank of State
College
John T. hicCorniick, President
David F. Kapp, Cashier
1e obacco:
\•;',Ainkitttibsa ttOi4l
Rural Attendance High
Under tfie direction of Willis
Kerns, extension rural sociologist of
Kerns, extension rural sociologist,
Clinton county has a 74 per cent at
tendance at their rural recreation
leadership school. • •
This young lady records the m• g sy 1 , sp' • by n
"How does kib, like that?" Such questions sound
senseless—yet they play an important part in
making articulation tests on new types of telephone
apparatus at Bell Telephone Laboratories.
In making these tests, 6336 meaningless syllables
are spoken while observers record what they hear.
Comparison of sounds actually spoken with those heard,
shows how well the new apparatus reproduces the many
sounds of which speech is composed.
Such thoroughness is typical of Bell System methods.
Years of inventing, improving and testing have led to
the: apparatus which transmits your :words so .alearly.
RELLITELEPI4 ONE 0, SYSTEM
MEM
Friday, May 10, 1935
'EIRCE SCHOO
OF BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION
College Men and Women may begin
opcourses In business training at the
ening of the Summer Sessions of
six weeks, commencing July First.
PHILADELPHIA
Whynat say "Hello 7 to Mother and
Dad tonight? Bargain rates on sta
tion-10-station calls after 8:30 P. M.
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