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C -1T HAUM
A Warner &alias Thcattc,
Matinees at . . . 1:30 and 3:00
Evenings at . . . 6:30 and 8:30
A complete show as lute as 9:10
TODAY
Thrills of love and
football, 'c ampus '
cuties and campus
capers . . . blended
merrily and differ-,'
ently.
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"THE BAND
PLAYS ON"
with
ROBERT YOUNG STUART
ERWIN • LEO CARRILLO-BETTY
FURNESS•TED HEALY•PRESTON
POSTER RUSSELL HARDIE
SATURDAY
PAUL Human Boncl.:ge-'l,
MUNI
'BETTE DAVIS
In Warner Bros.'
"BORDER
TOWN'
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Evenings at . . . 6:3p and 8:30
Matinee Saturday at . . 2:15
Children's Matinee Saturday at 1;30
TODAY
Ginger Rogers, Francis Lederer in
"Romance In Manhattan"
PLUS
Ted Pio• Rito & Orchestra
SATURDAY
Children's Matinee at 1:30 • '
Buck Jones in THE RED RIDER"
and a Big Cartoon Carnival
Regular Shows at 2:15. 6:30 and 8:30
Robert Young, Stuart Erwin,
Ted Healy, Betty Furness in
"The Band Plays On"
CATHA■r
Thealic:
A Complete
Show as Late
As 9:10
MONDAY and TUESDAY
. . . Twice headed for the altar—
her wedding march twice detoured!
.O . I4T6MERY
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Intimate Notes, Remarks, Phone Numbers,
Campus Verse Found on Wallboard 'Desks'
"Psychology is the basis of all su
gar," is one of the statements which
a reporter found on one of the wall
board "desks" in the Home Ecqno
mics auditorium on his second visit
,to that dispensary of knowledge.
Do you remember back in high
school how you used to write the name
of your favorite of the moment above
your name and then decide your fu
ture life together by crossing out the
various letters in your names that
match? Well, that is the way the
reporter found the names of Harold
Archer and Virginia Hatted!. Kath
erine Smith's name was also found
below Archer's name. In a little note
on the same "desk" the reporter read,
"Archer, you appear to be a sheik.
Watch out for Tribunal."
Among the little notes scribbled on
the boards during the various litera
ture, chemistry, and psychology class
es which meet in the room were found
the following statements: "Altoona's
Gift to Penn State--Hon. Curtis
Beerman We want beer served in
our classes . . Philadelphia's best
high school—Frankford High . . . I
wish the psych. profs could be turned
loose in 'a chem. lab "
Harkess, Hairy Bartges, Vivian
Needs, had their names on the desks
more than anybody else. A great rec
ord. The names PEG and IKE, Lamb.
da Chi Alpha, and Sunbury, were
found together oftener than any other
name. Right in the middle of one of
the "desks" was found a crude draw
ing, of a gigantic tombstone labeled
Hartmann.
To get back to the little notes on
the desks: "Did Jack say anything
about us?—dle never talks behind
one's back—Jack is II good boy—The
heck he is—Do you know what your
average is?-9.85, I saw the list the
College puts_ out. Lee has it now—
Murphy's is I.ol—He flunked out one
semester—Ralph saw the paper, too—
No matter what your average is, if
you wait a semester you can enter
again—l hear cigarettes are to be
taxed some more.—" And there that
little bit of conversation ended. •
In a bright blue inked box there
was the following note: "Notice COL
LEGIAii. R. G. Livingston, alias Brief-
Case Louie, is interesting. Also look
up Joe Platt." We haven't.
Among the minor bits of poetry
found on the desks, was—i
CLASSIFIEO
SPECIAL DANClNG—lndividual 'and
"group. Instruction. at -reasonable
prices. Call Ellen Mitchell, 708, E.
College avenue. Phone 468-J.
• I. 81-et-np-OW
TYPING "WANTED—If you "want
neat and dependable typing done
quickly
. and cheaply call "Al"
Ilaiges at T.N.E. phone 324.
' -59-2tcompACH.•
LOST—Bunch of keys in Post Office
last Thursday evening. Will finder
please call Dan Nesbit at 809.
• 62-ItpdCM
LOST—Green gold Elgin wrist watch
initials F. H. T. '34. Reward for
return to Student Union Desk.
65-ItpdJßW
FOR RENT—Rooms for four stu
dents. Rent reasonable. 106 South
Sunni] St. Phone 053. 63-ItpdClA
APARTMENT FOR RENT—Third
floor; living room, bedroom, kitchen.
Thirty-two dollars per month, 900
South Allen Street. 64-ItpdJßW
Shows at
1:30 - 3:00
6:30 8:30
"I wish I were a moron.
They never give a damn
I wish I were a moron, '
But oh, perhaps I am."
And also this item, written at least
in verse form—
"To be or not to be,
That is the question. •
Whether it is nobler in the mind
To suffer the slings and arrows
Of outrageous misfortune
Or•to take R. 0. T. C."
A quotation from Mae' West "A
sissy is one who can rave over a
pair of silk stockings when they are
empty." The name of Paul Marasco
was almost on every board, and there
was a nice poem entitled "To A Moth
er" on one of the boards. Eugene C.
McLaughlin wins the booby prize with
his poem about the moon .over Lake
Erie.
Back to a few of the little
,items
that really make the boards popular:
"Call 625-R. Ask for Madelon . .
Ruth Garrett—Nice . Nuts to you
Diehl . . . Helen Ruth Ake . . .
Tschan—the father of classicists`.. .
Journalism is a good racket . . .
Moore and his red tie ... Psych. 2
Not a good looking dame in the class
—Nor in Lit 6 ... Call 9642 and ask
for Dudy . Wanna buy a duck?—
Viaduct . . . Drink a toast' to the
drunks and flunks . . . Call Jane
-18-W-728-J-9717 . . . Why do the
boys . stand in front of the magazine
rack at Fred's?—So they can stand
behind you.
"Call Ruth Rupert, phone 671
Why' don't you COLLEGIAN men leave
these boards to the people who really
enjoy them?"
Which is just what we're going to
do: That is, publicly.
Crossley Sees Radio
As Force Against War
International amateur radio is seen
as a vital, force in bringing an end to
war by, Gilbert L. Crossley, instruc-
Mr in radio engineering at the Col
lege and faculty advisor to the College
station NMIPAM and WBYA.
"ThousiLiids of amateur radio oper
ators throughout the world arc form
ing fast friends that arc not limited
by national boundaries. The Penn
State amateur station has been in di
rect communication-with eVery'civil
ized country in the world, and eigh
teen student. operators have come to
knoW intimately many of the foreign
amateurs' with whom they communi
cate. As soon as nations come to
know.: and _understand each other,- as . -
'these boys have, there will be no
cause foiWar,V he stated.
Did you' ever notice .. in a roomful of people.. the
difference between one cigarette and another.. and
wonder why. Chesterfields have such a pleasing arwna
THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
College Health Service
Lists Grin e•Symptoma,
Preventative Measures
Since this is the season of the year
when an increase in the number of
cases of grippe must be anticipated,
Dr. Joseph P.'ltitenour, College phy
sician, has issued a warning that in
cludes a list of symptoms and sug
gests preventative measures.
At the present time there is report
ed a large number of cases through
out the state; the College is attempt
ing to escape the epidemics that are
working havoc in the crowded cities
and ,suburbs. - The prevalent type of
grippe is characterized by a feeling
of ill-being, malaise, slight rise of
temperature, often by a "cold in the
head," and sometimes by vomiting.
As a measure of prevention, the
College Health: Service suggests thP'
following: ,
/weld perseni"Thaving acute colds.
Keep the handk - clean by washing
frequently with .seap and water, es
pecially before gooing.to meals. Avoid
large' gatherings-'id places that • are
poorly ventilated:
All class roams —should be thor
oughly ventilated - between olasses,• at
tention being' paid to the ventilation
of study rooms and sleeping quarters.
Consult a physician when suffering
- with an acute cold, for every acute
cold is potentially pneumonia.
It is said that the University of
Southern .California coaches hold win
ter practice - to• prepare for spring
football practie,e, for the next fall's
season. •
The New 1935 Chevrolet
on display at
McCLELLAN CHEVROLET CO.
Five-passenger two-door sedan,
fully
r pquipped with safety glass,
delivered to State College for $594.
McCLELLAN CHEVROLET CO.
Vask Mege Av,e, -;, . , Telephone 665
, 71;' , ''
Kilmer Receives Prize
For Engineering Paper
Miles I Kilmer 'O6 has been an
nounced as the winner'of the annual
Thomas Roland Prize given yearly to
the best engineering paper describing
in detail accomplished works of con
struction. Tlie prize will be awarded
at the convention of the American
Society of Civil Engineers to be held
in New York next week.
Mr. Kilmer's paper described the
"Fulton street-East River Tunnels,
New York". At present he is work
ing on the second 'Hudson tunnel.
31 Students Treated
Thirty-one. students have been
treated in the College infirmary since
its reopening after vacaton. Of
these,-nineteen have been discharged.
Those remaining are Henry C. Gil
more, Emma M. Herbst, and Walter
L. Numbers, class of '35; Joseph F.
Horde, Ivan Parsons,
and Charles M.
Schyartz jr., all of the class-of '36;
Floyd B. Fischer '37; John A. Beck,
Robert E: Morgan, Harold R. Smith,
and Louise H. Sutton, all of the class
of '3B.
FOR ADDED CHEER
DRINK SCHUTZ BEER
at the
All-American Rathskeller
Corner Pugh and College
CAMPUS BULLETIN
TOMORROW
Omega .Pai Phi will meet in Room
405, Old Main, at 8:00 o'clock.
SUNDAY
Pi Lambda Sigma initiation will be
held in Room 417 and 418, Old Main
at 5 o'clock.
MONDAY
The Penn State in China committee
will meet in the Penn State in China
Room, 303 Old Main, at 4:10 o'clock.
TUESDAY
The '37 Christian Association com
mission will meet in the Hugh Beaver
Room, Old Main, at 8 o'clock.
The January meeting of the Fra
ternity Councilors' Association will be
RATHSKELLER
Allen Street
'Willard they all are drink
ing their beer this year—
More beer for your money.
to do with the aroma
the kind of tobac . 9.s.
. . the way the" to
'7(l .. the quality 'of
T. • •
IT takes good things to
make good things.
Someone said 'that to get
the right aroma in a cigarette,
you must have the right
quantity of Turkish tobacco
—and that's right. . .
But it is also true that you , ,
get a pleasing anima from the
home-grown tobaccos . . .
tobaccos filled with Southern
Sunshine, sweet and ripe;
When these tobaccos are
all blended and cross-blended
theChestelfieldway,balanced
one against the 'other, you get
ajiavor and fragrance that's
different from other cigarettes.
Friday, Jandary 11, 1935
held at the Phi Epsilon Pi house at
8:00 o'clock.
The Bradford-Sullivan Club i will
meet in the Alumni rooms in Old Main
at 7:30 o'clock.
MISCELLANEOUS
Mid-year graduates must sign up
for cap and gown and invitations for
February _ commencement not later
than noon, Saturday. Deposit of
$5.00. Invitations 11 cents apiece.
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It's Never too Far
in a Ford V2B
1935 Models Now on
Display
Nittany Motor Co.
Birch W. Ober 'Pi
Proprietor