Page Four GAUSS "29 RECEIVES POSITION] John R. Gauss '29 has been ap pointed to the position of chief of the Statistical Division of the Farmers Credit Administration of Baltimore at a salary of $l,OOO per year and will assume office on May 16. • TAT RAW, MIMEO SHOWS DAILY—I:3D, 3:00, 6:30, 8:30 And a Curnplsle Shon• as Late as 0 P. M. TODAY AND TUESDAY WALLACE BEERY as the colorful bandit who wanted no glory—only to wage unrelenting war against the enemies of his Mexico "VIVA VILLA" Plus! A Walt *Disney Silly Symphony Babes in The Wood," WEDNESDAY . . Elissa Landi, Frank Morgan, Joseph Schildkraut in SISTERS UNDER THE SKIN.' Eill=fil Barbara Stanwyek, Joe McCrea, Pat O'Brien in "GAMBLING LADY" Extra! Extra! JOE (Nasty Man) PENNER in a two reel riot. "GANGWAY" ' NITTANY TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY A return of the laug hit * that lifted MAE WEST to stardom and made "Como Up and See Me Sometime" A National Slogan "SHE DONE HIM WRONG" THURSDAY Elissa Landi, Frank Morgan, Joseph Schildkraut in SISTERS UNDER THE SKIN'. Available for House Party and Other Spring . Functions Norm Houseman and his Recording Orchestra Represented by Sparr Phone 594 YOUR EYES AND OUR SERVICE It is regretable but true that a Person may have defective vi sion and 'not be aware of it. defects. That is, though a de fect is present the eyes in many cases automaticaly overcome it, The eyes often overcome vision and the person may see to HIS. satisfaction. This is the eau*. cause in such cases the eyes are of much bodily discomfort, be naturally neglected. DR. EVA B. ROAN OPTOMETRIST 120 E. College Ave. Phone 4 1 WATCH REPAIRING At Reasonable Prices HANN'S WATCH SHOP S. Allen Street (Next to Metzger's) , CATERERS Who Buy . Quality Meats at Beano ro ical Prices Deal Will COOKS MARKET PHONE 267 NETMEN TROUNCE PLAID; UPSET BY 1 PANTHERS,. 540.4 To Meet Maroon and White Wednesday At 4 O'clock By CHARLIE SCHWARTZ The Lion netmen will clash racquets here Wednesday afternoon with a Lafayette squad of unknown strength. Coach "Dink" Stover expects to use the same team that has been playing together in the past three meets. A strong Pitt team handed the Sto version their first defeat of the sea son Saturday, tripping them 5-to-4. 'Pip' Block went down at the, hands of Captain Ganger, 6-2, 7-5, in a very close match. Green lost to Madden, 8-0, 6-4, and Jimmy Smith dropped a heartbreaker to Slocum, 7-5, 4-6, 6-3. Skillen. Tops Heckler Captain Skillen topped Heckler, 6-1, 2-6, 6-3. Manwaring lost to J. Thompson, 6-4, 6-4. In the doubles, Green and Smith lost to Ganger and Madden, 6-3, 6-2; Block and Heyi son defeated Slocum and J.' Thomp son, 6-3, 6-2; and Skillen and Man waring won over Ileckler and L. Thompson, 6-3, 6-2, The netmen had an easy time last Friday with Carnegie Tech, defeat ing them 8-to-1. 'Pip' Block won from Krey in straight sets, 7-5, 6-4, while Nels Green beat Maczov, 6-0, 6-2. Jimmy Smith took over Pearl- I stein, 6-1, 6-2. Captain Randy Skil len continued his undefeated season by winning from Lightcap, 6-2, 6-0. In the fifth singles matches, Ho-1 mer Manwaring outstroked Lowes, 6-3, 6-2. Lphne scored the only Tar-, tan point of the afternoon from Pete Barber, defeating him 6-4, 6-2. Smith and Green won from Kray and Mac-' cov, 6-4, 6-2; Block and Heyison beat' Jones and Goss, 5-7, 6-3, 6-4; and Skillen and Manwaring took over Mc.' Donald and Hartshron, 6-3, 6-3. Captain Randy Skillen' is the only singles player who is undefeated. Two of the doubles tennis have clean: slates. They are 'Pip' Block and Jack. Heyison, who are rapidly improving each week, and Captain Skillen and Homer Manwaring. The netmen had bad luck during their Pittsburgh trip in the line of racquets. They broke four of them in the Tech and Panther meets. INTRAMURAL HIGHLIGHTS By VANCE PACKARD I Traekmen Don Spikes Whether the track meet scheduled for Wedesday afterlioon will be held or not is still a moot question in the mind of the manager of the event. At 2 o'clock this afternoim • only six teams had paid their entrance' fees. Manager Anthony believe:: that thee have not been though teams entered to make a tournament worthwhile. Houses which have entered teams are Alpha Chi Rho, K. D. R., Phi Delt, Phi Kappa Phi, and S. A, E. With the exception of the Phi Delts, none of the teams ranking high in year's meet have entered as yet. Neither last' year's winner, Sign t Nu, nor Kappa Sig, third place team, have felt the urge, to enter yet. Be.: cause of their strength in freshman class, the Betas were considered as formidable dark horses this year, hut thus far they hare failed to sign up. The mushball tournament began again this afternoon with unabated enthusiasm after a six day rest, dur ing which time Manager HeHick scoured the village for playing fields. Tomorrow's games, will finish the first round of the tourney and the second round will begin Wednesday. All of the remaining official - games will be played on one of the follow ing three fields: the local high school 'hollow', the New -Beaver practice field, or the Army's playground bacli of the Mineral Industries building. The following abbreviations -will lie used for the fields—Nß, IlS,.and MI. Eight games are scheduled for to morrow afternoon. Beta Sigma Rho vs. Delta Chi—Ml Sigma Pi vs. Tau Sigma Phi—Nß Phi Kappa Sig vs. Pram HMl=l , lll Theta K. Phi vs. Varsity 11.-11. S. A. K. Pi vs. Kappa Sig—HS Phi Ep vs. Sigma Tau Phi—Ml ' Phi Psi vs. Beaver House,-Nl3_ S. P. E. vs. Sigma Chi—Nß • WRIGHTING BETWEEN THE LIONS What this campus needs is not a sable functions in connection with good five cent cigar, or as some of things sporting. When any one the more foolish gentry have it, not comes late and wants to know what a good five cent nickel•, but more the score is, why, and how, Thayer men like the good professor H. R. tells him: He not only does his bit Thayer. Of course, this refers only for Penn State through the medium to sports; what the students in En- of his own attendance, - but he goes gineering drawing think is entirely out of his waY to make sure that another matter. his neighbors don't lose interest. Thayer is Penn State's loynlest + + + of the loyal when it comes to ath- There aren't many visiting coach letic 'moral' support. He's the first es who see eye to eye with the urn. man in the stands and the last to Ore at baseball games on New leave. He has never, ,boasted about Beaver field, just as Coach J. his loyalty, has never boasted about Bodenk doesnit see every dieision medals in this line, never received through rose-tinted glasses. But any campus-wide recognition, for, there are two exceptions to that rule like the man who failed to appear —Fritz Jerome of St, Vincent and at the church, he is conspicuous only Carl Twig of Wrsern Mlaryland, through his absence. Early in the game last week A scant half-dozen years ago, Lion runner stole second. The sec. when formal boxing and wrestling end-baseman, Hurley, claimed he meets were the custom, he was one touched him out, but Umpire of the few who was thoughtful Duffy, thought otherwise, There enough to cooperate, That was one were loud laments, much gestieulat_ of the few times in which he has lag; hat throwing, etc., but Umpire really had a chance to be conspicu- Duffy still maintained the runner ous in the crowd.. • was safe, Saturday afternoon was no ex- A couple of,minittes later the in ception for Thayer. As usual, he sing was oscr and Mr. Honey was was one of the fans. But he had on the receiving end of a verbal a problem. A•slight difficulty about line, TWig to Hurley. "No more seeing a track meet and a baseball beefing out of you," said, or rather game at the same time. Although shouted, Coach Twig, "Keep your the events were on opposite sides of mouth shut, or let somebody else the East stands of New Beaver field, take your place." the drawing prof engineered a neat ' t + coup. He found the loci of two Note to Hen Bream, Gettysburg points and proceeded to :function football conch: 'Whitey' Rhoda per usual. His :position' was the won't be down next year. Oscar, last row in' the stands where he the office cat, hasn't been able to could watch' both Sports - at the sonic find out whether Girton and Rob time. . bins,will or won't. Function, Oscar, The good professm: has' other val- function. TILDEN, VINES TO COMPETE - IN ALTOONA TENNIS MATCH "Big Bill" Tilden will play Ells worth Vines; A. H. 'Chapin jr. will meet Keith Gledhill:in' a tennis ex hibition at the Altdona Golf and' Ten nis Club, Altoona, Wednesday after noon at 4 o'clock. Reserved seats will be sold for $1.65 and general admis sion will be $1.10: • • Tilden and Vines are, on a coast to coast tour of exhibition matchei •to determine the: World's. Professional Tennis Championship •With 'the Cal ifornian holding a , slight, ..lead, in matches won thus far.: Their appear once in Altoona will•be , the first and Only one in this section of the State. THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN- SOCIALISTS•OFFER $5 PRIZE FOR BEST CAMPAIGN POSTER The local branch of the Socialist party is 'offering a priie of $5 for the best two-color poster suitable for use in its current political campaign. The prize drawing will be distributed throughout the State with the win ner's name 'in the . usual position. All other ,potters accepted by the jury- will win honorable mention and a . $2 award. The contest is open to aft past or,,present students of the College: Only one drawing will be accepted from each contestant and it must 'be' between eight and eleven inches and fifteen by eighteen inches in size. The sketch must be suitable for line cut' reproduction. the. cigarette t lat TASTES BETTER COURT SCHEDULE RELEASED TODAY Includes 17 Contests, 5 Aaw•ay; Varsity, Freshman Cross- Country Meets Listed • The schedules for varsity basket ball and for varsity and freshman cross country for the 1934-35 season were released today.' They are as fol lows: Varsity basketball:lthaca; Dec. 14, here; Rutgers, Dec. 20, New Bruns wick, N. J.; Wheaton, Jan 2, here; Pennsylvania,. Jan. 5, Philadelphia; Temple, Jane 9, here; Juniata,' Jan. 12, herel Western Maryland, Jan. 16, here; Washington and Jefferson, Jan. 19, here; Susquehanna, Jan. 2G, here. Bucknell, Feb. 6, here; Army, Feb, 3, here; St. Thomas, Feb. 13, here; Navy, Feb. 16, Annapolis, Md.; Car negie Tech, Feb. 22, here; Colgate, Mar. 1, Hamilton, N. Y.; •Syracuse, Mar. 2, Syracuse, N. Y.; and Pitts burgh, Mar. 9, here. Varsity cross-country: Lehigh, Oct. 20, Bethlehem; Pittsburgh, Oct. 27, here; Syracuse, Nov. 3, here;. and I. C. A.A.A.A., Nov. 19, New York, N. 1% Freshman cross-country: Pitts burgh freshmen, Oct. 27, here; Syra cuse Sreshmen, Nov. 3, here; I. C. A.A.A.A., Nov: 19, , New*York, N." Y. 283 MEN TO GRADUATE IN EXTENSION COURSE Petroleum and Natural Gas Groups To Receive Certificates in M Two hundred and eighty-three awn will receive certificates at May com mencement exercises . for first and sec ond year classes in petroleum 'and na tural gas engineering in the'Bradford and Oil City 'districts. 2 Eighty-two certificates -will'be pre- . sented by Harry" B.- Northrup, 'direc tor of mineral industries extension at the commencement exercises at the Titusville and Oil City groups, which will be held'in the Oil City high school May 9. Of this number thirty-three men will receive first' year certifi- elites and forty-nine' will get' second year certificates. Mr. Northrup will present 201 cer tificates to first and.hecond year men who comprise the instruction groups in the Bradford, Kane, and Warren districts: I` STUDENT UNION BULLETIN All notices mill he received at the Student Union desk in Old Main until 5 o'clock Wednesday afternoon for a Thursday issue. and 'until Saturday noon for a Monday isnot, Additional notices onay he 'phoned to the Old Main COLLEGIAN officv on Wednesday and Sunday night. TOMORROW "What Shall I Do This Summer" will be discussed In the Hugh Beaver room at 4 o'clock. Approximately 150 additional tickets for the 'musicale, sponsored by the Rotary, In the Schwab auditorium will be available in the afternoon. A few will also be available at the' concert which begins at 8:30 o'clock. CLASSIFIED BALLROOM DANCING 'lNSTRUC tions—lndividual social . dancing in structions. Call 770-.1 or 811. Mary Hanrahan, Fyc Apts, 200 W. Col lege Ave. 1-etkl TENNIS RACKETS—Restrung and repaired. Call Stanton or Rummel. Phone 197. • WANTED—Passengers to Wilkes Barre and Stroudsburg, leaving Friday at 4 o'clock. Call Harvey Huffman, 86. IPANTED 7 -Passengers to Phila delphia in 1934 Chevrolet sedan. Will leave Friday night, return Sunday night. Call Johnson Phone 88. LOST Sigma Nu fraternity pin. Find er piesae return to Woodie at the Sigma Nu house. iteojw. LOST—Sigma Nu fraternity pin. Finder please return to Woodie at the. Sigma Nu house. . itcojw LOST: Trench coat Thursday morning In N,.L, A. Finder please return to Joseph Riley, Phi Sigma Kappa. 278- 4tpdrwo. LOST: Dark grey vest between Penn State Hotel and Post Office on Sato, .diay morning. Finder call 9640. • Dodjein FOR RENT: Seven-room, furnished house in Boalsburg, Inquire of John Jacobs, end of West Beaver Ave. after 5 o'clock ltnpd cc, REMEMBER MOTHER ON HER DAY, MAY 13TH, WITH A CARD AND GIFT OLD MAIN ART SHOP East College Avenue they age good grapes to make rare wines and they do something like that to mellow good tobaccos WHERE THE RARE WINES come from they know that the two most important things in wine-mak ing arc the selection of the grapes and the long ycars of ageing in the wine cellars. VERY MUCH THE SAMJ in the making of a cigarette. You have ' to get the right tobaccos, then put them away to age and mellow 'in wooden casks. • You can't make a good cigarette like Chesterfield in a day. It takes over two years to age the tobaccos for your Chesterfields—but it adds something to the taste and makes them milder. verything that modern Science ally knows &Tilt is used to make Chestthlield the cigarette that's milder, the cigarette that tastes better. • Monday Evening, May 7, 1934 rlVlnagers and captains of all athletics will meet in Room •105 Old Ittisln at 7:30 o'clock. There will be a meeting of the fresh• men business candidates for the.'Col legian' in Mom 318 Old Main at 7:15„ I=l Alpha Phi Omega, honorary scout ing society will meet in Room 410 Old The central Pennsylvania School• men will conduct a round table dis cussion in Room 321 0111 Main at 3:30 o'clock. Inter-Fraternity Council, will hold a meeting In Rocca 313 Old 'Main at 7:30 o'clock. Dr. Edward H. Dunham will speak on "A New Use For Clothespins" and Dr. Harrison M.. Tletz will speak on "Some Ideas on 'lnsect Evolution" at a meeting of the zoology society In the Zoology building at 7:30 o'clock. A one-reel picture will be shown un Germ-Mania. Tau Beta Phi, honorary engineering society, will hold their initiation and banquet next Monday night In Room 318 Old Main at 8 o'clock Instead of Wednesday night as orginally planned, The banquet will be held Nittany Lion Inn at 6 o'clock, For yow Typewriter Service Call the Penn State Typewriter Exchange 103 East Beaver Ave. Phone 444