Page Four
RYAN ’34 ELECTED
SENIOR PRESIDENT
(Cimftimcd from page one)
pus, won the Education School senior
Student Council scat from Claude E.
Shappelle, Locust Lane.
In the race for senior representa
tion in the Chemistry and Physics
School, Louis F. Hinman, Locust
Lane, polling 41 votes, and William
Shapiro, Locust Lone, polling 40
votes, defeated William A. Anderson,
Campus, with 35, and Gordon E. Sny
der, Campus, with 31 tallies. Mineral
Industries senior representative next
year will be Edward E. Hall, Locust
Lane, who polled 29 votes, to win
from George F. Henkel, Campus, with
20 votes.
The four Liberal Arts School sen
ior Council seats were won by Charles
R. Gics, Campus, with 92 votes, Ber
nard J. Duft'y, Campus, with 82, Ja
cob It. Stark, Campus, with 79, and
Jerome Parker, Locust Lane, with 74.
Defeated candidates were Richard H.
Shanaman, Campus, with 73 tallies,
George N. Manukas, Locust Lane,
with 01, John M. Rinchimer, Locust
Lane, with 59, and Frederick K. Gra
ham, Locust Lane, with 51 votes.
Receive 1935 Positions
In the contest for the two junior!
Student Council seats in the Agricul-I
lure School, Jack A. Martin, Locust
Lane, with 73 votes,, and John F.
Schwenk, Locust Lane, with 72, de
feated Lee K. Fanning, Campus, who
polled 53 tallies, and William Brient
tiall, Campus, who received 43 votes.
Joseph F. Wagley, Campus, receiving
19 votes, will hold the position of
junior representative from the Min
eral Industries School. He defeated
Philip T. Lansdalc, Locust Lane, with
17 votes, and James H. Kelley, Inde
pendent, with 10 tallies.
Berwyn L. Miller, Locust Lane,
with 10G votes, and Elwood D. Town
send, Campus, with 93, won the two
junior Liberal Arts School positions,
defeating George L. Donovan, Cam
pus, with 91 votes, and Charles T.
Potts, Locust Lane, who i-eccivcd 84
tallies. In the contest for the sole
Education School seat, F. Lynn Chris
ty, Independent, polling 37 votes, de
feated Louis Kreizman, Campus, and
Donald H. Masters, Locust Lane, who
gained 19 votes each.
John J. Bclinich, Locust Lane, with
110 votes, Alexander J. McDonell, Lo
cust Lane, with 93 votes, and Leo N.
Skcmp, Campus, with 79 votes, will
hold the three Council scats from the
Engineering School on the class of
1935. They defeated John W. Mor
timer, Locust Lane, with 74, Harry
D. M. Grier, Campus, with G 3, Mau
rice L. Symington, Campus, with 59,
Douglas R. Borst, Independent, with
58, and Jack W. Thomas, Indepen
dent, with 44 tallies.
Charles M. Norris, Independent,
with 52 votes, annexed the 1935 Chcm-,
istry and Physics position in Student
Council. Bruce D. Stratton, Locust
Lane, with 32 votes, and 'William
Jones, Campus, with 25 votes, were
the defeated candidates.
Ira N. Greaves, Locust Lane, will
hold the 193 G School of Agriculture
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‘Old Maestro 9 Gains Fame
Through Freak of Fortune
Quid of Tobacco ■ Sends
Bernie on Career
Of Repartee
An accurately thrown quid of to
bacco caused Ben Bernie, ad-libbing
musical maestro whose melodies will
set the pace for collegiate feet at the
Junior Prom tonight, to forsake the
seriousness of the classical violinist
for the loquacity of the repartee ar
tist.
Mr. Bernie (nee Benjamin Anccl,
Bayonne, N. J. 1894) who began his
career as a violinist by hawking the
instruments in a department store,
finally rose to the rank of a feature
violinist touring Mr. Locw’s chain of
theatres. In keeping with his posi
tion, he stopped cutting his hair, cul
tivated a Paderewski bob, and gave
Locw $35 worth of high class fiddling
every week.
One bright day in the Virginia Hills
a two-fisted mountaineer, egged on
by a Beethoven Sonata, leaned over
the gallery railing and let loose a
chaw of tobacco. It landed right on
Mr. Bernie’s finger hand. Until- that
j moment Ben had never spoken on
| the stage; but he spoke then, both
profusely and effectively—and dis
covered that the audience preferred
his voice to his violin.
Thereafter Ben talked more and
played less. His popularity increas
ed and his pay checks mounted in
value. Pullman seats gave way to
upper berths, cigars replaced cigar
cts, and boarding houses were turned
down when the possibility of hotels
began to turn up. After experiment
ing with two-man acts for a few
seat in Student Council as a result of
50 votes in his favor as compared with
37 for Wilbert D. Alwine, Campus;
while Robert H. Small, Locust Lane,
with 107 tallies, defeated Bickford H.
Cogswell, Campus, with 63 to win the
Liberal Arts post. Mineral Industries
representative will he Quentin L. Wil
cox, Campus, who won from John W.
Fissel, Locust Lane, 16-to-15.
In the race for the single Chemis
try and Physics School seat in the
1936 class, Fred C. Trager, Campus,
received 77*votes to defeat Michael M.
Minor, Locust Lane, who polled 64
tallies. Philip G. Evans, - Campus,
with 59 votes won from Thomas H.
White, Locust Lane, with 25, to re
ceive the sophomore position in Stu
dent Council as representative from
the Education .School.
. Robert J. Devaney, Campus, with
a total of 98 votes 'in his favor, won
the single Engineering School seat in
the sophomore class from John W.
Overend, Locust Lane, who polled 97
tallies. •
' Total number of ballots cast was
2,091, a decrease of 148 votes as com
pared with last year’s figure,-of 2,-
239. The Engineering School, with
587 votes, and the Liberal Arts
School, with 509 ballots polled the
highest number of the six schools vot
ing. Following’them were the School
of Chemistry and Physics with 327
votes, the Agriculture School, ‘ with
310, Education, 234, and MineraMn
dustries 126.
BRIDGE TOURNEY CONTINUES
Grange Dormitory will meet Phi
Mu in the semi-finals of the women’s
intramural bridge ' tournament this
week. The winner of this round will
play Theta Phi Alpha to determine
tho tourney championship.
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The spirit of the nation has
changed from an attitude of fear
to one of hope and courage.' All
signs point forward and upward.
Aiding in this recovery will be
the strong, accredited banks of
the nation; each one a tested
and accepted unit in a new and
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John T. McCormick
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David F. Kapp
Cashier
| Prom Leader
BEN BERNIE
years, Bernie decided to go on his own
again.
‘ Following a couple of years doing
a talkative “single” m'vaudeville, Mr.
Bernie came to another turning point
in his life.. He heard Paul Whiteman
and decided-th‘at nothing could .sur
pass the life.-of a-baton-wieldcr. Mr.
Bernie gathered together, a band of
music makers and became an.orchcs-,
tra leader. . • ... •
The coming of radio gave the need
ed range.to the "line of. chatter which
was stung to life'by-the quid of to
bacco. Mr. Bernie’s’.band became
popular. All that :was needed was a
few sobriquets. -The-band members
became -“all the lads/.’ • Mr. Bernie
became “The Void-' Maestro,” one of
the leaders of the cult whose members
refuse to'believe-that “Silence is
golden.”; ‘ :
Campus Bulletin
This afternoon(Friday) ;will be
the deadline for .ordering Lion Suits
at Stark Brothers and Harper. Dis
tribution of thc.suits will take place
in Room 3.02, Old Main, between 10
and 12 o’clock Saturday morning arid
between 9 and 12. o’clock Monday
morning. /
All fraternities wishing to enter the
I. M. tennis tournament will sign-up
with Jack Caraher at~l4o. S. Allen
street by-Tuesday,-May 2. A--four
man team is.necessary as'well as $l.OO
fee per team. - :
• Freshman and sophomore editorial
and business candidates, for the Penn
State Engineer ''report.to. Room .314,
Old Main, at 7:30 o’clock ‘ Monday
night. • • ■
Intramural .golf teams should rpay
their entry fee of -$1 to Miss .Keller
in Recreation hall by‘May 2 in order,,
to qualify, for .competition.
Junior \yomen will .hold an impor
tant meeting at 6:30 .p. m. Monday,
in Room-4iB,'Old Main,*
Beginning Monday, l 'Jet s-for invit
ations 'and programs for*graduation
will he taken a,t the Student Union
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THE PENN STATE- COLLEGIAN
On’Other
Campuses
. Perhaps it is all. for the best that
sophomores of Utah
allowed one freshman to. escape the
hazing eeremonies'held .annually. The
reason, they pointed, out,'is',obvious
enough; the freshman' is seventy-five
years old. \.• V
' Reaching peculiar heights in, cur
ricula, Butler University is now offer
ing a course, in 'the Art of Staying
Married. -The instructor, twice a vic
tim of matrimony, himself, proposes
to advise-along, all angles of tho in
stitution.-..
‘ University of, Utah ’men concluded
that co-cds arc uninteresting, unintel
ligent, and expcct nothing but patter
from their dates.' * Anyway, they be
lieve,, all the-select'women are .mort
gaged before coining ■'to college.
•’ University of'California students
are, in a fashion,generally educated.'
An informal survey'there revealed the
startling fact tKatonly nine of the en
tire student body,'are unkissed. Of
course, that happened' last week.
•' To. Roanoke. goes a- gold
star for their originality, about' frcsh
man customs.; A* “gold- fish club” at
that school-requires a-freshman to
swallowa live: “glitter fin’.' as a quali
fication for membership. -
* Alabamans 'attempting.to ppt■ down
an old custom smacking of ancient Ro
riian tournaments.;': Students there are
inclined to throw-dapple, cores during
tho progress 1 of‘athletic events. Of
ficials don’t like'it.
FORESTERS TO MAKE MAP
. Seniors of the-Eorestry School-will
construct-a, relief.map of State Col
lege, and vicinity within a radius of
three miles,as’-their annual project,
replacing the custom-of conducting
research work inforcsts near the Col
lege. v '
desk 'in Old Main .between 7 - -and 8
o’clock each night.
. Sophomore'women will hold an im->
portant meeting at. 6:30 p. m. : Monday
in 417 Old Main.',.
Freshmen'women will, hold a com
pulsory meeting at 6:130 p. m. Mon
day' in-405’01d; ►Main..;•
First May.-Dayjretfearsaf-witt.be
held on Holmes Vfield. at, 1:30 o'clock
tomorrow* afternoon; ; • *
Penn State-DeMolay club will meet
in the Acacia fraternity Sunday night
at 7:30 o’clock. ~i. '-• * ’ ■
SEE
&HOS.
P.S.C.A. TO HOLD
ANNUAL MEETING
Kroll T 7 Will Address Christian
Association—Elections to
Board Scheduled
Including both men and women
members in line with the recent com
bination of men’s and women’s cab
inets, the Penn State Christian as
sociation will hold its annual meeting
in the Hugh Beaver room, Oid Main
at 3:30 o’clock a Sunday afternoon,
William A. Hammakcr, freshman sec
retary of the association, announced;
yesterday.
With “The Christian Association at-
Penn State,” as his subject, William
E. Kroll '17,-Sunday chapel speaker,
will deliver the feature address at the
meeting. Mr. Kroll has been a mcra-'
ber of the board of directors, of the
College Christian association for sev
eral years.
Will Take Statements
Membership statements will be tak
en at the meeting which is open to
any student or faculty member-at the
College. Those who. take the'mem
bership statement will be .placcd;-,on
the- association membership - roll -'and
will be eligible to vote in-association
elections. ',. • ~ . '.'IV
Elections of new - members ■ to.'the
board of directors . for
year will- be held at the meeting.' The
recently, elected officers of the .associ
ation will be .introduced to thcVmem-.
bers present. , • ' •
.In addition to the feature'address,
student members. of the
will present talks based on. personal
observations which they have made of
their religious ahd'social experiences
while at the College. .
HONORARY NEGOTIATES
DONATION OF FURNITURE
Engineering Society Continues'Plan
To Establish Meeting Room
* Negotiations with the College auth-;
oritics by Tau Beta Pi,-honorary en-'
giheering society, to donate furniture
for the purpose of establishing
in Old Main for the use of all campus
honorary societies, are still being .con
tinued, according to Benjamin L. Wise
’33, president of the organization;
While the proposal has -yet, .to. • re;
ceive the sanction of Ray .H. Smithy-
College comptroller,-it-is believed that
the offer will be accepted, since other
College administrative authorities
have favored the plan; A'letter .was
sent to the comptroller by Tau.,Beta
Pi Tuesday 'and' it is. expected* that
definite action will be'-taken oyer the
week-end... ' . \
Tau Beta Pi offered furniture to the'
College to establish a room" for* the
use of all honorary societies; twd
weeks ago. If the plan is-,
the College will control the use of
room. V
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MONDAY and TUESDA
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6URPLUS OF *35 TREASURY
Equal.division of.the $250 surplus
of the women’s treasury of the sopho
more class will- be‘made'between the
W. S. G. A. and W. A. A., according
to Elsie’M.’.Douthett *35, president.
A contribution' of $125 will be placed
in the W. S. G/ A. Alumni Fund to be
applied to scholarships to women' stu
dents. • ' • ■ . • ...
'■ An equal amount, -to be; used, for
furnishing the new W. A. 'Ki cabin;
will be donated to the Women's Athr
Jetic Association. Annual'division of
.the* class surplus' occurs at the end of
each year in order that future classes
may benefit’from such funds. 7
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Friday, April. 28, 1933
AGRONOMIST READS PARER
; Prof. Jonathan W. .White,- of the
agronomy department,' recently - rpad
a. paper entitled" “Study of the Effect
of Soil Acidity upon the Decomposi
tion . of' Organic Matter in Soils," be
fore the • biological- section of ; the
American Society of Agronomy. ; The
complete paper will bo-published "in a.
forthcoming issue' -of Soil " Science,
scientific magazine
• ,
The
Corner
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