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PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
Published semi weekly daring the College year, except on builds's,
by students of The Penns,lxonla State College. In the Intent of the
College. the students. faculty. alumni. and friends.
THE MANAGING BOARD
WFNDELL L REHM . 32
Swam, \Janne..
SAMUEL SINCLAIR '22
Clrctilation Manager
LIN Y ERR '32
Adsorllsim Manner
EDWARD S SPFRING . 32
Foreign Atht Manager
COLLIN r. FINK '32
AP.t Caenlllion Mnnrater
3FSSF C \IoKFON .32
HUGH R RILEY JR 'n
Editor
HUGO K rREAR •22
Managing Editor
EDWARD W 12
Assirtrint Edl•or
THEODORE A SERRILL 'l2
snort. Editor
WILLIAM II IRVINE 12
Nor% Editor
W STEWART TOM NSFND 12
News Eddor Ant Ati,ertt•ing Manneer
MARY M RRIOIIT . 32 MARGARET TSCI&AN '32
Wornen% Editor Womrn'A 'Stamm!. Editor
LOUISF MARQUARDT '32
Momett . 4 14t,t, Editor
Sidney IT Benlomin '33 Ralph P Iletzel ,r 'l3 Robert P Tzehan '33
Dannld P On, '33 Ronan C Steinmetz '33 Maned V Wall '33
W. S. 1171111nT, p . 33 Frnest P ink:maims '33
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Marlon P Iron ell . 13 I.l.7nbeth M 1,1b , 13 Isabel McFarland '33
ASSOCIATE IthSINESS ',TANAGERS
Paul NE Biers.ln 'TT Robert It Harrington '33 Allred W Roue 9r.'99
Willard D Noter •99 Arthur n Phillips '33
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Alcniber Eastern Into colleamtc Newspaper Association
Entered st the Postonter. Stole Cotten, Pa. nn Ingrid-class matter
TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 1932
A FINAL PLEA
With insight into the Intone needs of Penn State's
student body, Dean Aethur It Warnock makes a strong
appeal through the columns of the COLLEGIAN for
student support of the Loan Fund Dance tomorrow
"On the coo of the student campaign for
generous aid to the Student Loan funds, I want
to make a frank statement as to the situation.
We shall be able, I feel cm tam, to take care
of all deserving needy cases this semester. But
already I am looking ahead to nest September.
In oral to gne the aid next fall that we have
been able to gne this somestci, INC shall need to
accumulate a surplus of $5,000 between now and
the opening of the College in September. Our
loan funds this semester 'sore saved by an
emergency coot, ibution of $5,000 from the fac
ulty. We cannot count on that aid next fall;
therefore, Vre most find an equal amount else
v.here.
Loans are being made only to deserving
students who in most cases 'could be greatly
missed by the student body from activities and
campus life It seems to me, therefore, very
appropriate foe the student body to tom the
faculty and Penn State patents in making sub
stantial gifts to the Student Loan funds, and to
do it noes. Contributois should remember that
the goon now will beep on working over
and over again as long as the College stands."
LITTLE TIN GODS
EN elybody bons to tin gods with grinning faces
In the confused whirl of opinion and prejudice
through which they ate mentally skittered, the college
man and woman meet so many diffetent flashes of truth
and falsehood, of half-sense and half-nonsense that they
allow fables to cyst in then minds el.en about funda
mental and ohs toss things These college people are so
busy north the taking on of new and the casting off of
old theoretical beliefs that they allow delusions about
realities to stay in then minds, These delusions harm
too things,
It', not at all that the college man or snoman is in
capable of 'calving the clear bath about [huge things.
It'- just that these tin masks are already set up when
he comes along and so, not has ing time to kick them one;
he leaves them standing and grinning
Not all the fallacies ale accepted by one person nor
is ono fallacy accepted by all, but some of these tin
heads grin mole broadly than others.
A suggestive catalog, pointing its finger to a few
veil-notnished illusions, is here Sonic let thernselses
Leheve that
ELIE!! Etrill!=l2lllltat 1!
A man and his morth me not judged by marks
Instructors do not lecognile chiseling as such
Instructor. do not appreciate, on the other hand,
expiessions of sincere inteiest
Cheering loudly has something to do with College
All alumni occupy themselves by finding fault.
Military thuning officials arc doing their best to
get as ninny of us into a ova? as soon as possible.
Thu Chi istian association is in business for its own
plant and will squeeze as many innocents as
Possible.
Those who enrolee cu.stoms and horse play are re
spected by freshmen and such things aro really
good to, freshmen
Tho Libutiy has no good books or worthwhile Tacit
dim
Requiscd physical education and hygiene courses
are set up for the Mauve of the men and wom
en who take linens.
All Lama' As ks students are in that school because
they think it is the easiest way to get through
college
All Engineeling students don't appreciate anything
, CA MPUSEER
IMEMEEI
Suffering from a serious injury to our dignity,
we feel slightly too indignant to manufacture this
column today. The sad esent came about at the end
of a hectic week of arm linking with various co-eds 7
over the icy campus pasements. Guess we'll go see
if the Student Union desk will let us sign up for a
cushion.
The story is that the chaperone and proprietor
of Ivy Inn are leaving town for the Easter vacation.
So the Innmates mill spend the vacation On campus.
Very, very sad indeed. Our heart goes out to the
sundry transfers who plan to stay up over the holi
days.
We wonder what they finally did for 'chaperones
and sophomores at the dance out at the Belt Countis
Club Saturday. The chaperones came late and couldn't
get in with from three to five handled couples milling
mound. The sophs (who paid I'm the dance) couldn't
get in either because everybody else in College came
early.
The Thetas up in the Stone fortress held a tea
recently—one of those female excuses to um eil college
scandal. This was a rushing tea and because of the
Impression they supplied slices of orange instead of
the conventional lemon.
Now we have always admired our co-patriot, the
Maniac, for his wit and wisdom. But when he talks
about the Rise and Fall of Rome & Ethics, which is
nest door to Philosophy, us are compelled to stick up
our nose Philosophy is highbrowism sans honor
points, and it isn't Rise and Fall, it's Decline and Fall.
All this argument over just who shall be the next
gay Queen is quite unnecessary. We can settle that
little matter in a fe'w words We propose Bob Faries
for the honor. Everybody happy'
Al Buono pulled an "absent minded professor" by
]ockirg harnsclf out of the Froth office .. he left his
key m Ms desk drawer ... Privacy at the Gables is
attamed by taking the telephone out on the porch ...
II you attended the Pitt-State tangle you began to
realize that half of Pittsburgh's population are form
er Staters Ralph Radchffe brought his dad to the
game, so he had to leave the celebration sites the
back-slapping stage . We hear that all the State
dressing room needed after the game to resemble an
Alumni smokes was Director Grant .. The A. T o's
are still talking about the "prom trotter" who took
advantage of Leap Year to inoste herself to the Hop.
.. Carnegie Tech's student newspaper carried an item
which stated that Penn . State's head cheerleader would
be the guest of the Engineers at their dance Friday
night Seventeen pinch-hitters for Mac turned up,
which proves that gate crashing in the Smoky City
has reached the advanced stage ... The boys are go
srg in strong for autographed pictures of Jean Har
low . . . The platinum blonde's likeness adorns the
walls of at least six lodges .. Jerry Packer is re
ported to be moonsick about an Altoona one . . Fred
Jeffrey, PaKA gavel-stinger, sports an Alpha Zeta
pledge pin .. A busload of Bucknell Phi Titus made
o trek to the local chapter's quadrille or whatever it
was Friday night ... Sense of the boys thought the
imports were suetl while others ... What is the inside
story on the sophomore girl who went Kappa Satur
day morning? . . Publicity-minded faculty members
are hereby notified that they can crash the column
by bringing that Southern California nudist Cult to
State College . . Send a stamped envelope for sug
gestions as to whereabouts locally the thing could be
started to the best advantage .
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THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
`Rhapsody in Blue' Selected as Most
Popular Composition by Music Class
"Rhapsody m Blue," by George Ger
shwas, was voted the most popular
musical composition in a recent poll
conducted by Prof. Hummel Fishburri
in Music 55, a music appietiation
course. A total of 112 selections were
listed in the poll.
Twenty-one students considered
Corsi', in's composition as their fa
vorite selection, and automatically
voted him as the most popular com
poses.. StiatNs' "Blue Danube" re
cm, ed thirteen votes to place second
highest, while twelve students named
Liszt's "Lsebestraum" as their fawn
' ite 6omposition.
Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata"
placed fourth among the favorites
with ten votes, while "Ah! Sweet
Mystery of Life," by Victor Herbert,
and Dvorak', "Humoresque" tied for
fifth place with eight votes each.
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Selnheres "Unfinished Symphony"
Awns the choice of seven students.
Beethoven's compositions received
eighteen votes, making him the sec
ond most Popular composer. Sixteen
students noted Strauss' compositions
us thoir favorites, while those of
Schubert were selected by sixteen of
the voters ,
"Doe" Conn, varsity football and
,asketball letterman, named "Rhap
.otly in Blue," "Merry Widow Waltz,"
nd "Il Travatore" as his favorites.
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A Battle of Rhythm
FRIDAY, APRIL FIFTEENTH
"Bub" Davis, basketball letterman,
chose "Rhapsody in Blue," "Moonlight
Sonata," and "Minuet in C "
James IV. Tsuibagel '32, cross-coun
ts y managyr, selectee! "In A Persian
Musket," "Bong of India," and "Rhap
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Featuring
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Recreation Hall
Tuesday, March 15, 1932
(Malmo at 130 Es enings at 6:
TUESDAY—
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"ARSENE LUPIN"
Also
Washington Bl•Centenninl Film
WEDNESDAY—
Chic Sale, Lois Wilson in
"THE EXPERT"
THURSDAY—
Fredric March, Ray Francis in
"STRANGERS IN LOVE"
FRIDAY—,"
Sally Eller% El Wendel in
"DISORDERLY CONDUCT"
Also Bing Crosby Comedy
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I cretta Young, Winnie Lightner
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Benny Robin Comedy, Cartoon, N
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TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY—
A Sparkling French Farce
"LE MILLION"
French Dialogue, but Easily Folio ,
THURSDAY—
"THE EXPERT"
FRIDAY
"STRANGERS IN LOVE"
SATURDAY
"DISORDERLY CONDUCT'
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