COLLEGIAN te College >ear. eeeent on holiday& ale College. in the Int eeeee of the I. and friend. Ell= LIM Y FIIII 12 AtltertNlne lllnnriver rinnitr, S SPFIIING 12 In a 'meat issue of a Philadelphia newspaper up pnai ed an item which closet hod Eugene 11. Led el., burgess of State College, Pa , as a "modern Salomon " 131=1 MBER 11, 1931 "Colit_go boys are all tight, and I'm glad to say that they give us sery little trouble," the Burgess is quoted as sat mg The al title goes on to tell how Ali. Lederer genet ally substitutes fatherly ads ice for fines, and often preset dies "regular attendance at Sunday school ,oi chinch for the lest of the College course" instead of "$lO of tint ty days " SORY R. 0. T. C ill classes ale ngairo,t com a i, 11011 conducted here R. 0. T. C. under present compal alit ely 111010, in take it PI irately, student The abuse description, though, is very general, and sse'd like to gun you a specific evample of the manner in ssluch the magnanimous Mr. Leniency gently connects the en ring student Poi instance: During the past rushing season, one Norman it! Sianlkin 'Bl, in company of a rushee, svas siding nented horse down College As enue. The rushee took his steed up oven the sulessalk in order to take a shunt cut through the alley adjoinnng the Burgess's °glee Sladkin follossed At tins point, the noble Burgess appeared, verbal altercation ensued, and the lads found themselses under arrest. e uppoelaqsreen who have I eonunents deer} it The at Penn State has turned nts still ballet° in leason t the "peace at all costs" nut State's undergiaduates futility of matching and no avail What do the men udy inadequate and some aettees remember of these I,' recall a distasteful course The too felons \sere brought to a heating nn September 29. The freshman osas thschtagml, and Sladkm fined 512 50 at toehe days. Slodkm wrote check fm the amount of the fine The Burgess held the cheek for the days, and by the time he got mound to basing it cashed, the bank (one of those Philadel phia banks) had gone undm, and the check was re turned As is generally the case with people whose banks fail, the etch-minimal Sladkin found himself financially crippled, and osas unable to raise the amount of the fine. not prepare them to meet C. as they 81 e now offered the value' We quote from Johnson Ilegood, U S. A., i scan with a foul teen-year le education can qualify as issued to the Amen= tee his induction into the So Mi. "Vanel appeared at Sladkin's fiatelnity house last Friday and lemmed Sladkin to the county jail at Bellefonte Hole the felonious sophomore was inteined ,ith scrotal choice hoboes, one murdelei, and any number of cal nivorous bed-hugs, until the next dal,, shoo several of his fiaternity lnotheis came to his rescue and Paid his fine he same time he can be and, ,hethet afoot, ahoi se, omobile He can be taught ierform the es,ential duties Id Time spent in teaching to soldiers is time ~,sted. open and to name the parts ake loon and reassemble The Modern Solomon refunded fifty cents of this in vies of the night spent in chancery, proving that a lough e‘tetior oft hides a heart of gold. Hov,evei, Mr Yougel collect up Slatlkm yesterday and informed hnn that he still oued the bmough foe dollars for taanspoltation to Bellefonte and meals. We used to think that the Salomon sins a fish— ith a peculiar odor. Now mere positive. operate motor transporta e this teen million licensed ountiy; and in the ease at to the manual of arms. If woe discarded taking the d, it might cause comment, of blindfolded sophomores Tiede milts of a magazine And non• that the College has a Committee on Unemployment, Ste suggest that their first move he the lining of someone to cleat the snow and slush from the campus stalks. t of the basic students pass o that eighty pei cent of all thirty thousand young col- 3 ear, military inctructton Or, if that's asking ton much, the Campus Cops night he equipped nith shovels. As long as we base them, why not use them? d at goscrnment expense cry year nab no obligation e of emergency. Tht , two notruetinn i eceired by them enlistment in the national Up at Daitmouth the students are taxed by the town of Hanover on the grounds that they aie tesi dents of the town for nme months of the yeas. Nat molly, this does not get a big hand from the student hods, such opportunity and such atoned as my officer are an e, even in military circles, at picsent almost wmthless Id imploN e all such classes; tile, one which would fulfill e college and at the same s, uluwe value even with So at a i ecent town meeting the student body at tended en masse and passed tao measures. The first piovided for a town hall one yaid sale and a mile high, construction to be started immediately. The sec ond provided for a sin!! to be built around the town, the height of the wall to be not less than eight miles. At present the citirenty of Hanover is in quite an opium, but a petition is being pi craved to be sent to Washington in an attempt to noel i ule the bills that Penn State, at a time inn Pan Sti essed, obligated nal safety At that time, pi manly fuinishing a sup that branches of the service las been, them efom e, lmuted the Infantry and Engineet- can do for more In other ild e‘er !me been done he- ater; its opportunatles to sapid} department courses, n) n,,e,tance n Inch can he stout and half•tratned ,tu tu become soldiers for three in comparison. widely leengnwed. Dean Vol city of Mmnesota, de hums made fm the edam basic dull, one fact Imams attempting to adjust that lofessional tiaining in to dies of some° which the ents in the basic courses s." Dean neeman, time ly ness kind of tiaining in the national defense. He dull with Coul9C4 of nn Id give biuning in some of fie [lades and profeynons y organization lisheil at Penn State? Ne sted in worthwhile channels ion. With Penn State's wide it is certainly conceivable be made. For tins reason, [names of compulsoiy dill ma in Penn State's set vice OLD MANIA Pill EIMEMMI Topcoats CLOTHING SALE A $5.00 Deposit Will Hold ' 5 Any Sr_it, Topcoat or Over s23.o coat Until After Xmas $29 .50 Vacation Notice Mt. Rock - Fleece Overcoats Will Not Be Reduced In Price THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Who's Dancing Delta Upsilon (Invltatton) 11111 BOIT f Men's Dorman, les At Vutslt} hull (Inv to ion) Jo. Malloy Phi Epsilon Pi (Imitation) 1*""illi Ten PM Kappa Tau (Open) Direr and 117111 c Theta Kappa Pht (Closed) Campus 0;c18 Tomorrnii Night Alpha Phi Sigma (Invitation) Bill Iloilo: f DeMolay at Acacia (Subscription) Joe Molloy Delta Tau Delta (Closed) Ern Rirdisill ,Kappa Sigma (Closed) Town Toth, a Plu Kappa Pei (Imitation) Co lIIPII4 OIVIS Ph: Lambda Theta (Invitation) Coil Eddie Soma Phi Alpha (Open) Bdl Snyder Theta Nu Epsilon (Closed) Mite and Theta Xi (Closed) Val city Ten CAT HAUtt A Warne( Mothrrs Matto. 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