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PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
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THE MAVACINC BOARD
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Editor Ilwilinum Manwer
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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1931
MORE WORK
To bring the unemployment situation very close at
hand, 370 student, are reported who seek vault of any
kind, so long as it will enable theirs to continue in their
college work. These men, nearly one-tenth of the stu
eent population, represent only a portion of those who
are scrimping to maintain their positions here Of this
number 120 absolutely cannot return to College next
semester unless some assistance in the form of work is
found.
Celt=ly these flosses emphasi7e the gravity of a
situation ,hich has been saguely tcalmed in the abstract
since September It is tone that students as individuals
did more than admit the generalized fact that some of
their classmates are close to dropping out of College for
lack of funds Many simple methods of assistance can
be employed to lessen the pi oblem, if they are thought of
and executed.
There are, for example, some students holding jobs
en the campus who are perfectly well off. No one will
deny then right to work, but when then work means
the exclusion of a less fortunate poison, when they ate
merely amassing spending money, it would he a more
generous attitude to abandon the extra revenue for a
tare at least. And popular opinion will do much to
bring this about Coopeiation with College agencies
to teporting opportunities for work will help It is
possible that facult} members can in some instances ex
change icionung space for odd work. Every available
cpportunay fm woil, should be utilired for the benefit
et those who are threatened by the necessity for drop
ping out.
Optimism and a smceie wish to cooperate with stu
dents in making the lib., y a serviceable and pleasant
place to work base been voiced by Willard P. Lev, is, new
librarian, in announcing his plans for the iehabilitation
of this much-maligned hub of campus activity A glance
at the new systems he is putting into effect is sufficient
to show that lime something is being done at last It must
be admitted that a great deal can never be accomplished
with the present totally inadequate appropiiation; but
MI Lewis Certainly shows signs of doing us much as or
more than was thought possible A recognition of his
!impose, and student and faculty connotation with the
hbt y force, will do much to help him in improving a
difficult enough situation.
FRESHENING THE ARGUMENTS
Those who like to argue have a favolite topic in
the question of preproedness for v.at, there air so
many thing, that can be stud on both sides that it's
racy foe haphazard groups to that into the subject and
become heated eve, their viewpoints The only trouble
with these infoimal controversies is that nine times out
of ten they ale emotionally stirring, but scarcely based
on ary degree of knowledge Students in bull sessions
can repeat the same assumptions any number of times,
not quite hnowing nr eating whether they have any
logical foundation.
In the debut° to be held here Thursday two out
standing exponents of two conflicting vieiss on the best
moans of averting win will discuss their viewpoints It
is certain that then al guinents will be far above the
average aimless talk upon this subject. If those people
h o like to discuss the question really want a good found
ation for future remarks, no better way of obtaining it
could be had than attendance at this debate
Time, ceitainly, is an oppoitunity for those with
cpcn minds to find out what the question of prepared
ness for war us all about; but open-mindedness should
be stressed. A staunch militarist could come away
feeling that he had been convinced of what he felt all
along, a pacifist could say• "That just goes to show
what I'co oh eady said is true " And the two could go
on arguing the seine old worn-out points. It IA to be
hoped, filst that the vehement talkeis will attend the de
bate, and find out what they've been talking about or
shut up; and second, that they'll celebiate the occasion
by sttiving to listen with liberal minds.
Pint Deedee Mason, who lectures on neneli
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Mama and coached the Players, went into a stole the
other day to Purchase a magazine. Two Itosh co-eds
horn his classe, were in the stole, and they seemed
to hesitate about displaying their taste in magazines
heroic their instructor. net really wanted to buy
a Ball yhon, but in ordei to demomtiate their sel was
mindedness they puiLhastl instead a copy of !hull 'R.
Then they went outside to unit until he should leave
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A few Anutes later Deedee emerged, chuckling
over a copy of Ballyhoo.
Mr. Bowman also had an adventure with maga
vines. Ile asked the students in his English Comp
couises to make a list of the petiodicals they regularly
read One fieshman tinned in a pretty imposing list,
including The Nati., Golden Book, The New Yorke),
and The IC.. Mei enry Mr. Bowman supposed
that the trash ions doing a bit of chiseling, so he
wrote a slightly sarcastic note explaining that he
had always wanted to lead those excellent magarmes,
but on account of being a pool instiuctor he could
never alTold them, and wouldn't the frosh be kind
enough to let him look over some old copies
Next day Mr Bowman found in his office a stack
of magazines too feet high, and accompanying thorn
was a polite note in which the freshman hoped Mr.
Boonum would enjoy his reading. He didn't include
because Mr. Bowman, he thought, got that.
The flush' also romanced that he had intended to
send them to the elevator boy in his armament house
at home, but probably Bowman would appreciate
Ahem ionic,
The mother of a Phi Gam watched the Colgate
game last seek until the end of the thud quarter
Then she left in a huff Bob Snyder had been carried
oft the field during that period, and here they sere,
bloc, mg taps already. It seemed too brutal, too bar
baric, and she had had quite enough She was greatly
relieved after the game when the boys esplamed that
taps had been blown not _for Bob, but 'for Knute
Rockne.
Phil Cooper, the mustachioed Student Colonel, has
received a nice, long lettei from a gill he never had
the pleasure of meeting. She commenced by betting
that Phil would be slummed to hear from her, which
War a fairly conservative bet, and then explained why
she wrote, She ,sited the Naval Observatory, she
said, and in looking 01,1 the register she came across
Phil's name: Philip Grant Cooper, State College, Pa.
She somehow took a' liking to it and decided to wiite
to its owner, hoping he wouldn't be offended. She
ilid not enclose a picture.
An unmailied faculty minber is peeved about
the fact that his A. A ticket :admits only himself to
games whereas a married instinctor gets his wife in
with him on a similar ticket. Ile was mole than
peeve! Mien he saw an ex-coach chisel himself and
four guests into a game. There wasn't much he
could do aboul it, so he made a neat clack about
the coach-and-four being entirely out of date, and
contented himself with that Los a Mule.
About Town & Campus: We have it from a
reliable source that Bob Ayers will receive n pan
of silk stockings (female) for a Christmas pres
ent . Wee Willie Stemple, the famous gentleman
from Brooklyn, has finally allowed himself to be
pledged to a fraternity ... 'the Anna; society is
an honorary for Campus Cops . +Last weekend the
Blue Band had a swell time in Phillipsburg, that
watering place across the river from Easton . .
Ask Tommy Tomlinson to show you those pictures
of head chopping in China.
CA MPUSEER
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THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
BRITISH SPEAKERS
WIN DOLE DEBATE
Craig, Needham Defeat Herpel, Hoch
In International Argument
13.) Audience Vote
Supporting the affirmable of the
proposition, "Resolved, That the Dole
Furnishes a Better Method of Sol,
mg the Unemployment Problem Than
Does the' Charity System," two rep
resentatives of the English Universi
ties defeated Penn State's forensic
team in the sixth international de
bate in Schwab audttonum Thursday
night.
By an audience sway of opinion
vote, the English orators, Stuart
Craig of Nottingham Untversity and
John Needham of Durham Univer
sity, caused 289 persons to change
then views in their favor. Coleman
Herpel '32 and John A Hoch .33
swayed seventy-five, while seventy
eight persons remained unchanged in
their opinions
In his opening speech, Craig em
phasised the effectiveness of the dole
in dealing with the unemployment
situation in England 'Hoch, in -pre
senting the case for the negative,
pointed out the costliness and corrup
tion of the English dole, while Het
pet stated that the chants system
has always been able to take care of
the unemployment ens. in America
Leaving State College Saturday
morning, the English students de
bated the New York State Teachers
College at Albany, last night They
intend to return to England on De
cember 18.
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Former Instructor
Aids Miners' Safety
Tiny models of abandoned mines
earn worlans of the deadly will of
a cave-in when their models me
whirled in a machine recently in
vented by Prof Philip B. Ducky of
Columbia University.
Professor Becky. formorly instiuc
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their collapse in flight and upon the
steel plates foi ships, and girders
for bridges.
SPEAKS BEFORE-JUDEA CLUB
Dr Robert E. Dengler spoke 'before
the Judea club at the Phi Epsilon Pi
fraternity Sunday night. His topic
was ,"Hellenistic Judaism."
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DURING HORTICULTURE WEEK
Nutt two and do applications utll
he the theme of the eirhth annual
Hot ticultui a Week held het e under the
auspice: of the depattment of bort>
culture December 9 to 11.
Thiee of the sit halt-day sessions
ssill be des oted to the study of mail
lion. Those attending the meetings
will divide into Once gamins for the
othei Oleo sessions to take up the
practical work in hunt grossing, veg
etable gardening, and ornamental
horticulture.
ADDRESSES GRADUATE GROUI
Dr. Ray II Dottei , professor of
philosophy; addressed a group of
adua to student , . of physical ehen,
ibtry on Friday night. Tho subject
of his talk seas "Philosophy by Way
of the Sciences \
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Charlco Yates and His
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Kit Kat Klub Orchestra
Jack Baird's Orchestra
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Tuesday, NON ember 11, 1931
INAMED PANHELLENIC HEAD
Because the presulency of the' Pan
',ellen. Connell succeeds each ram
to the fratetnittei to the order of
their toundtng on Campus, Suzanne
M Asst 's'2, men piesident of Theta
Phi Alpha, nag named head of the
Connell to replace Mrs Eleanor 11111
Molded: '32, nho has left school.
Pill SIGMA lOTA ELECTIONS
lllunorory Itumvnee Lnne.C.)
John Barb& '32
Geroge 11 Dell,lel 'a2
II Wirofied K.Llnka '33
Ruth If Mani 'l3
NSITICV F. Sankey '33 '
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Rovcoe 'Ales Comedy
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Walter Huston, Loretta Young,
Doris Renton in
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Jimmie Gleason Comedy
FRID AY
George Bancroft, Frances Dee;;in
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Rnhard. Dix, Shirley Grey in ,
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