' Fflge Tvt3 n PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Pobllibtd ittni-wetklr dnrttif the Collect rear, except on holldfl7*. by otudento of The PenniiyWonlo Stole College, in the interest of the College, the students, faculty, olumnl, and friends. ICING BOARD ALAN B CUTTING ’3l Buninws Manager ALCFRT J MII.ESK! '3l Circulation Manager HARRY C WOOD *3l Advertising Manager WILLIAM B HEILMAN '3l Foreign Advertising Manager JANET 1,. BROUNBACK '3l Women's Fditor E LOUISE HOITEDITZ '3l Women’s Managing Editor THE MAN. WILLIAM K. ULERICn '3l ROY E. MOItCAN '3l Managing Editor WILLIAM C. MeELVAIN '3l Sports Editor JACOB L. COHEN *3l News Fditor CHARLES A SCHMIDT jr. '3l News Fditor NORMAN R. SOnLER '3l News Editor Hugo K. Treor '32 Hugh It Rilo> Jr 'l2 Stcwnrt Townsend '32 Willinm II Irvine *32 Theodore A Serrill 'l2 Edward W White '32 WOMEN'S ASSOCIATE EDITORS Louise Momnnr.lt 'l2 Marram Tichnn '32 Mnry M Wright *32 Entered at the Postofflre, State Collece. Pa . as second-class matter. FRIDAY, MAY 22, 1931 ARTISTS WITHOUT AUDIENCES Whcthoi foi lack <>f cultmo m for lack of money, the Aitists’ Com so sponxoied bv the College is dangei ou«lv close to an abiupt tornunntton of its brief caicer Two \ents ago it had its beginning as a phoenix using from the fnnnoi Y. MCA enteitamment cnuise, which had met with fmime In its fu st stiugghng year the Aitists’ Course had a deficit of one-thnd of the total expenditures; this yeai it has doubled its pievious losses Seven or eight jeais ago. people say, the entcitain ment course was well attended, was not a distinct fin ancial loss, had celchi ities of merit on its piogrnm Has the College advanced so fai m ‘seven oi eight jeais that the need foi oultuial additions to loutinc are no Jcnger felt hv students and faculty 7 Thcio is more incentive foi a prosperous and popu lai Artists’ Couise now than befoie If asked whether they wanted the abandonment of the course, a laige majmity of those who fail to suppoit it would icply in the negative. It is to be hoped that none would utge its abolition except as a last icsoit Many, if ques tioned, would appiove the pioject, .vet thev icfuso to attend. Efforts to accommodate the course to all tastes have evidently proved unsatisfactoiy, jet many could not define the leason for this dissatisfaction. Theio arc a number of contnbutmg factors which nvght go to cause a maikcd decline m the success of the couise Pei haps, in aiming at populauzation, it has failed to please the cultuinllv eiitieal who look for gieatei figuies of the conceit stage, without gaining the v«te of those who admittedly know no distinction be ts oen the verv good and the mcdiocic Possibly too gieat stie.ss has been laid upon music, when othei enter tainment, smulai to that of foimci courses, would have been welcomed A ieversion to moic vauoty with emphasis upon qualitv at the expense of quantity might te a icniedy. Ceitainly some investigation of the continued lack of success should he enlightening, if Penn State wants its cultuie populaii7ed, the possibilities of meeting its taste without sinking to a level of mcdiociity are vari lus If a cuitailed Aitists’ Course stressing two oi tincc of the gieatest is denied, again the possi bilities aie gieat. Dicontmuancc of the com sc would imply too great a failing in cultural appiecmtion to be pleasant to the College foi long Despite the obvious benefits which could be pointed out foi a s.vstem of bell-imgmg which would announce the stmt of afternoon classes, no piowsion foi such a warning has been made Tardiness can boast at least ent* excuse when no definite signal sets the time foi classes. The elimination of this flaw m the use of the tenovated Old Mam should not piove difficult, and would be of definite value m establishing punctuality one step Further . In its vote against the continuance of sophomore custom* Tuesday night, Student Council justly lelegated to the discard anothei sot of mles which no longei ‘■eived appiopnately The icquiiement of sccond-yeai men to wear hats and coats as a means of distinction fiom uppeiclnssmen was obsolete. The now Council demonstrated a consciousness of its pm pose, that of expiessing the will of the student body, by starting its legislation with this enactment that followed the ic sults of a student referendum Gradually Penn State's student government Ins cast aside out-dated legulations. It has continued caie lully to seek a means of giving impoitance to lemnming tiaditions by paring away the needless and antiquated cut-giowths of conditions which no longer exist The present lationnl action of Council leads to one danger, hovvevci It would be easy to go one step furthei, and suggest the abandonment of customs entirely. With the breakdown of customs, it is natural that tlieic will be oxtiemists who would perveit the elimina tion of dead wood into the elimination of all customs. The mles for freshmen which leniain aie vain! mons mes, unencumbeiod by illogical by-pioducts. These unviving legulations, few in number, should bo en forced vigorously by Tnbunal with the coopeiation of tho thieo upper classes if the pm pose of Council in rtvismg customs is not to he defeated. Penn State students who haven’t chosen to support tho athletic teams heic m the past and gave as their U’ason the fact that the team wasn't up to its usual c.ilibie must he rathei at a loss now foi a non-attend ance excuse. Thiec or foui of the spnng spoits teams Urn. yoni are well up among the leaders m intoicollcgiatc competition and yet poor attendance nt the contests is more apparent than evci. Thcic must be some other remedy besides inising the .stnndaid of the teams. OLD MANIA Thcic was a Best Dressed Man contest some time hack, in which some guv* named SobelJcr or something wax elected the B. D M., and awaidcd a new suit of clothes. Anyone with half the intelligence of a elav pigeon could see that this is a cock-eyed arrange ment. You elect some Imd who is alleged to be the smoothest diossei in college, which (in this case, nny wa\) was the same thing as saving that he had a laigei waidrnhe than ninety-five peicent of tho stu dent bodv, ami then what do you do 7 Why \ou give him anothei suit of clothes. Hell fellas, thcie’s no point in that. But we woic never the soit which sits atound and makes nasty cineks without having a lenicdy in mind (Not veiy often, anyhow ) So we want to pioposo that next yeai the Penn Stnte r>olh a contest to decide who’s the Woist Dicsxed Man at Penn State. Winnei to icceive a whole new* outfit And if you boys and gills leally wanta make this place just one smoothv smoother, theie’s vour chance. Ileic this school is supposed to be a regular hot bed <>f agncultuial wisdom, with bains and stock pavilions all ovei the place and what does it amount to 7 Not a thing, pals, not a thing All these books and comscs on how* to inixe things aie just puic tiipe, like educational psychology, and me designed to get tho pom ng student so baffled that he thinks bo’s leally learning something As a mnttci of fact, theic’s nothing scientific about fanning, and don't let Dpan Watts tell you diffeient. All you have to do is dig a few holes in tho gtound, put a seed m each hole, and pretty soon !o & behold thcie’s a big mess of cabbages oi biocolh (we got that from the Thes pian show) oi sweet potatoes, depending on what kind of seeds you use Anyway, getting back to what we had in mind at first place—what docs the School of Agricultuie amount to 7 They can’t even glow glass on tho front campus. We'ie sick and tned of listening to all this hooey about beautiful Spnng weathei. The next bozo that comes up to us and savs, “Ain’t this some day ! llow about a couple of sets of tennis 7 ” we’ie going to smack light across the phy>iognoniv with a spiay of trailing mbutus Natuie’s all right in its place, but when we got eleven back lepoits to do and seven finals staling us in the face we don’t have no time to go out lucking dandelions If you wanta know some thing. vve soita used mu influence to nnnnge that cloudhuist jcxteiday Now we’ie warning you. Don't go to class without yom shekel foi we’ve got some tint on the boiough weatheiman vve piomiscd to spill, if he doesn’t fix us up with a fust class equinoctial “tonn Hole's to Tupe Pluvius; Long may he min' We got ahold of a Faculty Bulletin last nite, just to see if theio was any good dnt foi this colyum, but theie wasn’t Nothing of note, in fact, except a statement that “tho Penn State Thespians will piesent lit vly rind Tilth/ an oi igmal musical comedy ” Hmm Onginal.eh 7 Evidently a whole flock of these Binnd wav pioduceis have been stealing stuff from the Thespians, it seems Tho dirty* ciooks’ Wc’ic still hot on Ogden Nash’s heels, ami heie’s our latest creation It ju«t «=oit of came to us, Sgl Wesl.o S. Col McKcskc Aie both latliei pictureske Somcbodv just told us that Dean Wnrnnck vvutes a pietty goo 1 colyum too. Gift Suggestions for Graduation Sheaffer Pen and Pencil Sets $6.00, $6.50 and Up Diaries for four college years $2.00 and Up Writing- Cases in leather $3.00 and Up Cooks to suit every poison. The best new books in stock. KEELER’S Cathaum Theatre Bldg. inn; t'Essss s&taiE iuijl/Eltlaix COUNCIL NULLIFIES SOPHOMORE RULES (Continued /lam flitl page) idents of the three tippet classes nic ;ex-offkio mcmbeis with the senior head acting as chinmnn.of the Bonid Karl K Rush was elected piestdent of Student Tnbumil and Robeit W McKune was chosen the other semoi membei. John \ Wood and John L. McAndicvv.s weie the inombeis select ed from tin juntoi class, while C Wilson Andcison is the sophomoie lepresentative. > Robeit B BuiL-igh ’’l2 was elected sccrelaiv foi next yoai’s Council and !Janie-. F Cochran was named semoi ' icmesentative from the Liberal Aits j School to succeed Francis L Malh iew.s, lccently elected Intel fraternity Council piesident. who becomes an ex officio irtemboi by vutue of his posi tion Myeis, piesident of Council, was elected student government icp- I lexenlntive on Student Union CHAPTERS INVITED TO ENTER PARADE Committee Head Seeks Fraternity Groups for Memorial Day Formation Saturday Fraternity and non-fiatemity mg am/ations weie again invited to have lepiesentativo gioups with flags in the annual Momoiiil Day* paiade Satin day by Pi of John J Light, of the mechanical cngineenng dcpnit ntent, than man of the paiade com mittee, vcsteidav “Since fraternities aie organized bodies” Piofes-or Light said, “vve have invited them, especially, to have p number of thou inombeis in the line of match. Howcvei, wo would n.evt coidially welcome any non-fia teinity gioups who caie to take pait in the paiade” \\ ith picpnrations almost completed foi tho State College obseivanee, plans .have been made to send hung squads and buglcis to nianv outlving dis tucts Students in RO. T C coips and mcmbeis of town fraternal and mditaiv cigani/ations will combine to pi ovule this °ei v ice foi the neat by* towns. A. feature of the local ccbbiation will be the annual filing ovei Dr Gcoige W. Atherton’s giave neai the entiancc on the run them side of the Schwab auditomim Dr Athoiton, president of the Ccllege from ISB2 to 1900, was a Cm! wai veteian. PROF. TYYLOR CIIOSEN lIE\D OF FACULTY \UTIIOR CLUB Piof Hot nee B Tayloi was elected president, l)i Wav land F Dunaway vice-piesident, and Piof. Hniold F Giavc*« xeuelary-lieasuior of tlie Penn State Authois clilb'at a meeting Tuesday night Piof Oscar F Smith and Dt Chniles C Peteix weie elected to the committee of the oiganization The club, which wns foi mod this year and is composed of mcmbeis of the College faculty who have pub lished at least one hook, plans to en teitain any pionuncnt authors who may visit the campus next yeai It has nk-o suggested that a shelf con taining cveiy hook published by Penn State autliois lie placed in the lib i.iiy. © JMTim J / £ Tlie suit iliat balking to awmiminc Hoy Brothers Allen Street FORENSIC ISODY ELECTS lIERPEL AS PRESIDENT F. Merton Say bolt, John Tnngren Named to Other Offices Coleman Ileipel ”12 was elected president, and F. Melton Snybolt ”12 was chosen vicc-piesdcnt of Foreti-j sic council at a meeting of the ivewlvl named gioup Tuesday night John C Tongion ’32 was selected foi the position of secietaiv, while Piof John 11. Fnz/ell, head of the depattment of public speaking, vva® named treasurer Other members of next yeat’s council appointed In H Aubi cy Myeis, piesident of the ■semoi class, are Ritliuid A. Cnrvollh ”12. Elizabeth N. Hepner ’TI. Fred-! click W Cinmei ji M’i, Robeit E.i Tsclian ’33, Ernest C Millet '3l, and Leslie A. Seaman ’3l The Forensic council is composed of nieinbeis from the debating squad and of students interested in public speaking, appointed annually by the semoi class piesident It has gonet al supervision ovei all matteis pei tainmg to debating and public speak ing and sponsois annually the intra nuual debate contest The gioup al so gives a pm-o fot tho second place winnei in the sophomoie extempor aneous speaking contest. LISTENERS WRITE LETTERS TO COLLEGE RADIO ST VTIOX WPSC, the College indio station, has iceeived letleis from listeneis as far awav as Philadelphia and John sonian g dining the past von, stated Gilbeit L Ciosslev, duector of the station, this week The Sundav afternoon conceits and plays picsented ovei tho station found gieat favoi with the ladto listeners of the state, letteis lecer.ed indicate, while one piogiam dievv icqucsts from 10 £ratoinities for special numhois REA and DERICK, Inc. CUT PRICE DRUGS—TIMELY DRUG NEEDS AT DEEP CUT PRICES Friday and Saturday DENTAL NEEDS 30c Ipana Paste 20c 50c Kolynos Paste 27c 30c lodent Paste 20c 50c Pcpsodent Paste 20c 50c Orphos Paste 21c 50c Pcpsodent Antiseptic 35c $l.OO Listcrfne 69c 50c West Tooth Brush 31c 50c Mereitan Lotion 27c SHAVING NEEDS 35c Mennen’s Cream 21c 50c Suav Shawn? Cieam 29c 50c Ingram’s Shav*. Cream 2Se 50c Par Shave Cream 20c 50c William’s Shave Cr. 31c 50c Krank’s Shave Cream 31c 50c Molle Cream -29 c 50c Fore Shaving Lotion 33c 25c Wms. Talc for Men 15c 50c Gillette Blades 33c 50c pt. Witch IlaFcl 31c 50c Auto Strop Blades 33c $l.OO Amiuosia Cream Sl.OO Amhrosia Tightener $l.OO Book on Caie of Skin All for $1.39 great for a late snack! The most popular ceroula served in tho dining-room* of American colleges, eating clubs and fratornitios are made by Kellogg in Battlo Creek. They include ALL-BRAN, PEP Bran Flakes, Rico Krispics, Wheat Krumbles, and Kellogg’s WHOLE WHEAT Biscuit. Also KnfFeo Hag Coffee —the coffee that lots you sleep. COLLEGE TO GIVE SENIOR DIPLOMAS (Caniimtod pom /Tisf page) and poultry’ husbandry with two each. Thu ty -six seniors in tho pre-modi cal dcpni tment of the Chenmtiy and Physics School lend Dean WhitmoieL School, while thirteen have qualified in the cuructilum of chemical engi* neeimg, six in chemistry, and three in physics Foui teen metallurgy ongmecis icpiesetit the department with the largest number of graduates in tin Mineial Induxtiics School Othei somois to iccetvo diplomas in this ichool nie thiec in mining engineer ing, two in ceramic engineciing, and on.' each in geology and petroleum, and gas engineering. SCABBARD, AND BLADE Charkj K Brightbill ”J 2 William A. But?. ”)2 Ralph R Cranmor ’32 Biodie E. Ciawford ’32 Stewart M Cunningham jr. *32 Albert W Gilmei ’32 Donald M. Goss ’32 Cliailos H. Hammond ’32 lolin C noyt '32 William I. Levan ’32 loseph A. Malcosky ’32 Rcin?i J Maynaid M 2 Jacob J. Millei ’32 Hcibei t E. Oppcl ”52 John R Seel ’32 J.mvsb D Stueklnnd ’32 Ricbaid G Strickler ’32 Albert L Winkler ”52 Jame 3 D Peiley M 3 EQUITABLE LIFE OF lOWA J. A. (Pop) GARRISON, Ant People* Vat. Bank ride Phone 571-J FRESH CANDY WEEKLY Freshness Guaranteed SUMMER SPECIALS 1 lb. Orange Slices, cello phane wrapped 25c 1 lb. Asst. Jellies 25c Vz lb. Asst. Jellies 13c Zz lb. Spearmint Leaves pkg. 13c Old Fashioned Spiced- Jellies large size 29c lb. Asst. Lemon and Lime Candies _1 29c lb. Asst. Mint Flavors '29c lb. Asst. Parly Pallie Mints r 29c lb. FRALINGER’S ORIGINAL SALT WATER TAFFY 1 lb package, 60c value, Special at, lb. 49c 1 lb. Chocolate Dipped Taffy 70c Agency for Martha Washing ton and Ann Warner Candies BEFORE you go to bed, eat a bowl of crisp Kellogg’s Corn Flakes and milk or cream. Delicious—and so easy to digest you’ll sleep like a million dollars. Dietitians say that crisp cereals are. just the. treat for a late snack. So much better than hot, heavy foods. So remember Kellogg’s when you drop in at the campus restaurant around bedtime. Extra delicious with sliced bananas. CORN FLAKE , You’ll enjoy Ktllotß’* Slumber Mutle, broadcaet over WJZ and associated •tatlone of the N B. C. every Sunday evening at 10.30 E. S 7*. Alto KFt Lao Anuclei, KOMO Seattle at 10 00, and KOA Denver at 10.30. Friday. J\lay 22, 1931 TO HOLD FAREWELL PARTY Tho Penn State club wll hold a faieivell party* at 8 o'clock Friday night in the Green Room. • Alfred R Mongol ’32 m chairman of the com* miltcc which is airanging for the nffau. FRIDAY— Tack Oakie, June Collycr in “DUDE RANCH" Laurel and llardy Comedy SATURDAY— j Leon Errol, Zasu Pitts in “FINN AND II VTTIE" MONDAY and TUESDAY— Matinee Daily at 1:30 World’s Premier at Popular Prices of Jack Ilolt, Ralph Graves, Fay Wray in 1 “DIRIGIBLE*’ WEDNESDAY— William Powell. Ka\ Francis in “LADIES* MAN" Added Attraction BOBBY JONES uses “The Niblick’ THURSDAY— Charlie Chaplin m - “CITY LIGHTS” The Nittany FRIDAY— Jackie Coog.ui in Mark Twain’s' “TOM SAWIER". SATURDAY— “DUDE R\NCH’ TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY— For all Who liked "Trader Horn’ (By the Producers of “Chang”) THURSDAY— “LADIES* MAN" BOBBY JONES and “The Niblick’ MAY 22 and 23 Fountain Service Home Made Ice Cream 1 Fresh Strawberry Sundaes A r e use the finest ingredients .n all our Soda Fountain Products STATIONERY 60 sheets,—so 'Envelopes Penn ‘State Seal $l.OO : Plain 89c Bos of 21 sheet'-. 2