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.I\G HOARD
ALAN' 0 CUTTING '3l
' This one actually happened here In out onn little
kingdom of Stettnollach Seer dal, berm e one
ot the legal lacation , , n quaent app[ mailed one of the
Liberal In.tr tutor. and a•l,ed if there stole not
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Circulation :Manager
TIMMY C WOOD '3l
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00010 no.sible 101 l to get out of going to that etas
the loot nine NaLatlon staited, stating that if it mole
not fot that pai Ocala, class the student would he able
to go home the dat berme the ,alieduled tune The
anstruarn iophed that the matteu m s entnelt out of
has hands, and that thane was 1.113 nothing that Ile
could ale about it, unless the student seemed In 1,01.1,0
front the dean This wan impossible, the student
1 orel=n A. 1% ertkln¢ Slnnarer 4
JANF.T I. lIRON \BACK '3l 1
E. LOIJISF 110rFEDITZ '3l
Wonl.'4 Man/wine Fditor
1
F. FOITOIIS
11110 Jr . 12 Stewart Towerend .22
Strrill 'l2 Ednard White .32
stated Honeser the nisi...idol noticed the look of
utter nee on the student's face, and mentioned oft
hand that he had heal d of students getting substitutes
to take then places in wilco to mold fines The stu
dent went back t,, his seat shaking his head lathei
flubiou.le When the final mot nag came, the lush «c
-lot looked mei the 100111 and noticcd that that pa,-
Ocular student's place so, unoccupied lie nas Idled
with due inisgioings and a feeling of misplaced confi
dence Suddenly, after the class had gone on about
ten minutes the don! hoist open and a ,Ild-eNed stu
dent the moll into, had nese, seen befoie da s hed up
to his desk and inginied bi eathlesslo "Plippripplease,
sir, (LCCCCCULIIII )011 ttUttlttltell ninunnumninnumne
1, het c Mi, Jones sssss.s..ssits^" Al,, life Is like that
MIL 11. 1931
12 REVISION
eNt, the hope of mote emc
ee The qutlent emernmtr
1==!!11=!!!
l, at it. meeting tonight
ampant thbs ,I,VIII-0. en
n the Inds of spit it in the
le, juthenon.ly suggested the
:Wet , lei the heart of the
leee suggestions mat. deal,
"sal colleges, d ens found
letting Duel leaders and the
ll=
men with the mo,t e•peu I
Last Sunday alto noon NCO noticed pt atticalh the
entire chaptet toll of the Beta Sigma Rho tube out
side in front of then house adorning then neo home
Ah, or used to do that too o hen inn house u,ts nco
1!=1
two, exceptmg, of cool so, the
the proposed system the co
olers Noll he can led in the
mho bong desmnated head
tom,
The beautiful spling \scathe] Sunday after noon
inhibited fulthm mental °nit to such an e‘tent that
the test of this column must be de \ ot.l to the light,
dreamy, and aimless lon:lrks and oh-ovations 'w
ank°t to such neither conditions Theielme Nle
start out seen and heat,l about the campus depart
ment tight here Penn State's nenls marred tootle
on momenade Sunday They sat the groom Mils a
bit late for the nodding IIn•t mot, it's all tight, lost
ate:. teLenlng nalrung at the
al and um king tin ough the
htoo lllert chosen lot junior
contddel able needed expel I
nlng ..pot is o ents, will he
and thee! s at the football
merly nimom awe,
MEI=
!fully <leo y the loos of splrlt
k of mulled iffnit in Lllnet.
I ne,tne, by the manna , in
rellmon of the present Sys
ideas ale alum, condemned
In sonic cases An oppm
ted to es'', wig the exibtent
1 ing the meat, of the 11l
boat and—if sanctioned b.,
it to hate a fail trial ttith-
Ittle response from students
soliciting funds in the coin
ingnan um% eihit> in China
11.1 Imo just third-lice cents
most eaatly ty e cents
float Penn State has kept for
THE PRESENT
of the future has temnaned
ten SCUP,. while the hbuttv
d it, tioublons pap between
dunps and the Chatybdts of
unnpro‘ed
tutu.° is iinpo,ingi on the
a c'aTPOd , ondimade
nd time ore qpnelous lead
tot ,totli; on the i,tho
1., Ns huh make studying an
(toned than milled to comple-
n nv.ons lot books and maa.
not e,.talg demaml,; in
me at a pi annum and law
ned aonjectm e into ti nth
that in no institution o ith
imam to Penn State Is the
The iehult of this neglect
equents the building
industry depends on the lib
nl•n, that its lock of fouls
cm accumulating the gleatm
,hith he desires. But its
unlit ettly the impaltante of
and take (mom the final edu-
as pi e.ent status it can
son ice which n lannllv
ee-
It will continue to (lets net
etion of the College, regai
Ina me being nuide on every
v in the past, despite thaw
onpoitant position it holds
•e. Although the nett ices tt
favoinble conditions are lost
e ne,ei been known here, a
Illations shou a that they a; e
of the College, both student.;
taming as great efficiency as
, cp the hin ary Item London
(' every department; and, as
on paper, which still calls
as long as he finally got thole People uho
stop to admit° themselves, adjust neat., and the
net 01 a hat. etc, In shop stindom . Hemet
Dodge and a lad> fan sttolhng along of a Sunday
atm noon ' Why does Dot Johnson abuts
tide bet hone out Locust Lanestay" . We
hate noticed a deo led prepondmance of those short
funs jackets that the gills neat Throe moot hate
been quite a feu pro-Easter sales . . . A maple
of ec-eds in the local Schnapps. unmet discuss Miss
Clean et 'b lectura on n.le-Ineaking Uhich she de
lit tiled In the Diange Nom Lehi., to a miNeil auch
elite some 11010 ago Mothet's Day ntll soon
be het e Then chile the mars ate peacefully
sleeping - , then mule oilsyncnj..; ndh,bo to, the cat and
go tolling oil to Bellefonte and places In ant genet tl
duection Von, Indeed, Mother's Dip does ntalie tot
bat. undinstaruhng MS by don't the Penn
State Play cis put on some otigmal l'enn State 01 itten
Manta once in .1 0 tele' Or any thing to take the 'dace
of Ibsen . . Btounte Hamm in and Marge
Hailstone iitute ostensibly to stunt place of other
Thu•c uowds that ate beginning to gathot in tiont
of the fi atet ratty 114 USC, aftei (linnet te.peeinllN on
Sunday
A group of students sitting on the
be, het thn to front of the atom] thscussing the best
was . to spend a nulhon &dials It dui seem funny
when we lust henid them Thosy Sunday
afternoon golfers who alum, hate a gutllN look on
then faces Fas Redh plays Don Joan op
posde Ruth Chestnut Sue Allen Of all
people to think about at tins tune. . Did Joe
Ft atoll evet weal a ditty quit . '
flabellnuth and het S A It affiltation
7El7Ciii
,TENOR WILL END
ARTISTS' COURSE
I Richard Crooks To Offet Final
1 Series Number Api it 27
In Auditorium
Mato d Ci oaks, tenor nod openn
tit Comm t Stan out go e the con
cluding Artists' Course numben
&bond, authtnn nun. Api it 27
Ist ,utgmg , .1 hot nom ano
All kagel's chalk"). Nee. Yorl, MI
Ctook, 'atm t uptul htv cure, to en
-11.,t 01 an aeto qundtmt dating the
on Latn he tetra nod to elm eh
singing and to 1221 became
.tt the Fifth %ALA). Eno...byte..
chum), to Nee. 1 oil.
FeHotting an audition uith
, flannesch in 1922, 31i Crooke began
Ins rid erne.' Mien he stat engaged
for nine .uipc.n.intes a< soloist with
the New Vail, ',when) inchostia.
'At the and of his brat mofcsmonal
scnon ht had tined forty engage
ments The folios mg t-mi he made
a teal of the fat West singing %tall
'musical orgammtions and symphony
chestras
In 1925 Ctooks Jouroeted to
,Eutope ohne he , ang in London,
Vienna, Munich, and Bet hn his
nett too ~1.41. 1 1, set'.pent tit the
United States but ho atrain I °turned
to Europe to 1427 As Ca,. adossi io
''l'o'ut' made hr, lot nail °pinat
, a.
dobut at the !landau g Opel a A con-1
"It tout of the Scandinatian count-
ties concluded his 1927 season
Since that tin.• Mr Cl oohs hat ap-I
in both the United States and
Europe as a mognmed conceit and
opatata, ...tat Of hy, tecttals m Cat-'
nem° Music. hall 1 NOV Fmk Tnne
I c. 10... .totc Not many te-nn
hate trues of Nun' te•tutu, beauty.
and rapacity for motional :Am es
stun The sueetne, of his ‘olee and
enunclatlon !audit AftCotrnael.'s"
itEcEivr.s INCUBATOR DEvicr.
A nen hatter it nitubalen hag beet,
',cowed I* the dew" tment of tlan
bacteriology It mantains an lAen
tempo atute of h, enty dent, ens ment
al ntle winch Is tat in able for hamlet lal
(Athol°
24 Hrs----TENNIS RACKE
Armour's Super
Finest Silk S
PROMPT and EFF 1
Call Kim Worthingto
ALWAYS-
After the Ball
THE GREEN ROOM
Interfraternity Ball
CORSAGES
Special E'ice in Quantities
State College Floral Shoppe
ALLEN STREET PHONE 5804
FRIDAY .
NIGHT
The Campus Bus
Will Be at Rec Hall
After the Ball
Movie!Manuscripts.; 7....
2Due by Friday Night
All mnmrm 11A, In the Non ma
Shoalm tendtoon contest inust tr. 2
mbontted he 6 o'clock n,dar
night No euttcisms adl he ..-
.mt.] :lite, that tune The in um
,empts should be talent to the
Contest Edam, Con scion, offirr
The MO-, and paper need not be
ft poet lat. hut ,hould be on one
sole of the pan, oils, the odd! cs
in upper left hand corner Com
plete )0, of the conte,t Inn) be
found in last Cndae COLI 1-I.IAN
ARE CO-EDS
BEAUTIFUL?
Vote for Yom• Choiie .
in the
Fraternity Ball
FROTH
Out Thursday
DEAL & SON
Plumbing and
Heating
Fraser Street
BALFURD
TAILOR SHOP
CLEANING PRESSING
REPAIRING
Suits Made to
Measure
Under Corner Room
S RESTRUNG----24 Hrs
,pecialgut—s6.so
ring—ss.oo
CIENT SERVICE
1, S.A.E., Phone 111
CONDUCTS FOOD EXPERIMENT
con.untly ob.e: ving trUCIVI2 costs
0%01 a pen toll of foot teen months,
Di Et ne,t B Fotbes and tssociat,,
of the Animal Nutt Ilion Institute,
conducted u minui al balance expel
went to deteennne the value of lime
stem and bone meal in cocoon, vial
cost Ned.. With the chemical Moil.
alone t emanung uncompleted, I exult.
still be published .hot Dv, awn ding
to Di Foilie•
For TAXI Call
590
Prompt Courteous
Service
CLARK MOTOR CO
TUXEDOS
FOR SALE OR RENT
Full Line of Men's
Furnishings
GERNERD'S
141) Allen St.
Cleaning PI egsing Rep= Ing
Warning Co-eds
TODAY AND TOMORROW WILL BE .
YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET AN
EVENING GOWN AT OUR GREATLY
REDUCED PRICES.
LESS THAN HALF PRICE
Moore's Dress Shop
East College AN enue
$lB Worth of
Improvement For 18c.
A Neat, Carefully
Laundered S h i r-t
Improves the ap-
pearance of your•
New Spring Suit
Work Called For and Deli: ered
Ike. p 0 Chan Tex Sho i 40 1100,1
The Penn State Laundry
320 West 'Beaver A \ enue
It's Sport Shoes Time .
At Penn State.
Make Sure Yours Are
Bostonians
.
College Boot Shop
Allen Street
rfue,clny, April 1.1, 1931
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.. • ! pt.
MIMS
:%lattnee nt 1 30,
Norma Shearer, Robert
Monftromer) in -
'STRANGERS MAY KISS'
WEDNESDAY . —
Olsen and lohn.an and Stage Cn•
1111.1.10 N FRENCIINI'
TI L RSDAY—
Lila Lee, Loue,e Favenda,
Lawn Liltlehelil in
"NI7sIIHn 1 1 t INC 1.11)1ES'
MEM
chir Eduards. Charlotte
Greenwood. Leila 113. m.
“STEPPING our.
Stint Stomnetlille COIIIO6
SATURDAY—
bot Wheeler. Rag. WOO 1,,
The Nittany
TUESDAY rtml WEDNESD I.lr
4, 1;010 Comp,on. Gilbert Emery
"'iii!: LADY ItEI,USES"
THURSDAY—
"FIFTY MILI . ,ION FRENCHM
FRIDAY—
"MISBEHAVING LADIES'
SATURDAY—
"S I'EPPINE OM"'
Slim Stimmmille Comedy