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WILLIAM IL ULERICH . 31
Editor
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Moonlnc Editor
WILLIAM C OIOrLVA!N II
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Sports Editor
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TUESDAY, MARCH 10, 1931
FOR TUE I. F. C.'S CONSIDERATION
Mettopolitun new spapeis last meek earned nn itein
conceining dissere.ion sibich has spiung up in the ranks
of the Nen Yolk Unneisity Inteifiaternity Council
Flom tonic tr time this year, college publications hose
',tinted sinulni reports dealing ugh friction mrthin then
fiaternity groups and the necessity for teorganization
In contrast to the, is the flimlv-mehled, alive Council
here
The imision of the rushing code—alnaNs a difficult
problem—has been dealt with effectively. Intl animal
ports base been handled competently But, the Coun
cil has side-stepped one issue It is the dmeloprnent of
Caine effectne system of fiaternity dance regulation
w Lich will satisfy all the houses
This would include an imestigation of underclass
s !siting, open vm sus closed dances, and satisfactory pro.
isions for the rase of the minus of guests As it no
M., the five dollar fine for %Isamu s lolanons m is myth,
half the dances announced as closed are soon "opened,"
and N 1 hen a dance IC effect!, ely closed, the house holding
the dance is condemned.
The most seimus complication to arise this yenr,
hossesei, is the stealing and genmal disorder pies alent
at crowded open dances. Two houses reported thefts
I• get this week-end. At one house, tomes stele torn up
and desk draueis tansacked Guests' coats store mis-
Lid. Thn, sante thing has occuned at sea oral fraterm
tie. this peat but the house holding the dance cannot be
censured. Fiateinity menthols should not hate to act
as police to protect then gun and then guests' propcitv
Unfortunately, the condition has been grossing
worst until it is beyond the control of any single fin
limit) A thorough investigation and solution of the
'holden] would be a worthwhile accomplishment for the
Council
All letters which are written as contlibutions to the
Latin But must hear the signature of the author If
fio.l cd, the signature mill be uithheld and a fictitious
one supplied but under no circumstances m dl anonym°,
letters he published.
SPORTS OUT OF SEASON?
In keeping oak the primly put pose of intramulal
, poits 7 t? pros ide athletic training for students not
quite up to ‘arsit;. standinds—a plan whereby tom n
ainent, tould be held out of the legulin season fox the
spot t o, vvol ths of Lorvodel otlon
A to °We'll conflontlng nit, nom rol sports is Inch of
coaches and salmi vision on the pant of experienced
Ohm's An firm the .port's regular season, teams
Ism esenting fraternities and ,ther otganizations could
scene the benefit, derived from attention on the pant of
varsity lout hes and lettermen from the regular squads
The student crashes, possibly many of them members of
the ne, School of Pht sisal Education and Athletics,
could in tui n gain the expel loner of actually handling
tompttitit e team,
It cannot be denied that lank of equipment is an
mho seisms detiiment to intramural sports at Penn
State Pal taulai ly in football, if the grid tournament
m the held dining the lull in smuts between the mintei
and spring season,, the winch needed equipment %Could be
plentiful, and an Innense in the number of participants
might iesult.
Although the idea of combing mutt amural squads for
cite miaow.' should not be emphasized in
clew of the fact that it is only a secondary consideiation
the fact remains that while not a motive of intramui al
spot ts, the development of varsity material is an merit-
Ale insult of massed student participation in athletics
If the tournaments were held omit from the regular
,ason, earsity tennis mould mobably reap a substantial
inn in fit
On the other hand, the possibility of lack of interest
no a sprint nut of season should ceitainly he considered
before a distinct change in athletic policy is undeitaken
Basketball games in the fall might be unpopular ninth
the at erage stoutest, and it night he difficult to arouse
sufficient Intel eat in spring intramural football. Hem-
Lvov, if the system pinned 'limitable, student interest
mould naturally follow,
THE CA MP USE ER
The Soph Hop mimed to be the most oval-etmid
ul qUlet, me hoe had so fat this )eat The human
toce vas sell r opt counted hi a deeidedli nifcron
class of unpin is (out own excluded), social hostess,
from the Scion ipp,lnnom, a dark-hinted menu vendor
front the College Sandi, ich rhspen,ami, local talent
ft oat Altoona, Bellefonte Ti lone, Lemont, Gum
Stump, one-half the 19:10-'11 College Dttectoly, and
out own In‘ieterate SophshoppeL, Dean Watnock.
Thole vas supposed to be an maestro too but all
e heard seas a bunch of limn molts blaring Refus
ing to hole in •uch a cheap bats di not the otchestta
possekked, three or us ,amed boldly in undet one
camel pile °cocoa, espeendli designed for that pur
pose The bead of the checking tom locket, John
Hem) Good, ua, so astounded alien se emmged front
the dna depths of our coat he forgot to collect out
half dollar Castile of us sett ono else just paid and
pool and purl for the pi Imlerie of hiring then ',maps
thamin about the locker loon,
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Heie's one nom the math d2p.iitinent n pi des
sor, espoundlng .1 maiden, to the class sail, "Now
matah the blackboaid closely and I'll go through it
again " Ec Wendy flouilini did not du In v.llri, nor Is
Ein,tein living so
Finlay often noon on, of tho,e led and yell°,
baiges lunched into the Co-op hail.an with a cnngo
of asset tad femininity An the !fop A crow lof ship
pets who had ansiZapdy been *malting the .hipments
immediately da,hed up and elanwrd the fn eight Altos
final adjustments had been node and the aupeitluous
peelings and °thin debt, had been cleaned unsay,
three stems of womanhood, 1,010 left un
claimed in the middle of the afloat "Gee." said one
to the other, "Did he bay Penn oi Penn State,"
A sparrow, one of the little thing, in fife, flew
into the midst of a wrestling bout Saturday afternoon
and receued alino,it as much attention as the wrest
ler., until he tools a particular ch.llike to one of the
trainei., and flew ap among the steel rafters Thud
aiiriihtant wrestling managers will be supplied with -
DaNY or idles in the , future_, and an effort 1, being
made to obtain span ow insulanee on the is restling
equipment
Dr Mome played a vietiola teem(' in psychology
class the other day ,ohjeff was intended to put the
dna, to sleep by hypnotism We think he takes too
ninny pains, oe knoo a lot of pi ofs oho nuncio lee.
lose
About the Ton n and Cantput, ,2 A by
dot Duke Mn, us ta , ,e his tousle tench.
Marion Kern, to the Hop'
Eastbuin and Colonel Anne per fopung a manerp.ce
on the dance floor Veto Arthur Alms°, lint 'd
in the Directory as rooming at Mac Hall, concerning
Which on Wonder, mas the first Co don a paper hit
at the dance Bob flee c, in e m,allov. tail
coat and sc eating ,lut.l glows he hal on other
clothe. too . Too of out low! aesthetes. Hum
mel nshbut n and Ft ink Netibaum, Wet o the first
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Lola Haul chewin4. cram violently and fa,matingly
at the meet (meta.° that if you min) . . Cy
Sable, ashy us to mention in this column that he had
a cane . . So did mu Dad. Cy, and vie can
couch for the fact that he kneu hoc to uce it
Isn't there sonic ',et of designating fiatiamty booths
so that they can be found mole easili, Tom
my
Shoemaker tiles the espontent of siccing a gold
digger on himself . . Ileum like it .
Whatm weekend this lazt nne was the Navy was
hole in the afternoon and the As my in the evening
and we feel sure that me heaid a gal exclaim "Will
the mm Ines net, come"
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Montgomery's Get Clothes Scrutiny
And they doses,. it—
Theie's n heap of t goes into a suit of
Montgomery's The young men who
near them use mighty particular . . .
".0 . 1,, mote pasticulai to please them
Any wooden nose boasting about the new ones
SPRING'S FINEST
$25
$35 $45
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MONTGOMERY'S
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NATIONAL INSTALLS
NINTH GROUP HERE
Alpha Tau Alpha, national prates
eional aternity of agricultui al edu
cation. installed a chapter here last
night following a dime. m th,. Old
Main Sandwich .hop yeoterday at
530 o'clock
Thirteen senior:, too juniors, two
faculty member,, and nine count)
teachers and gi aduate students welt
initiated at-the ememony of install
mg the ninth, or Theta chapter of the
f eternity.
William A Moyle% and Clarence S
Anderson, professors ,in the depart
ment of rural education, and Donald
C. Ilendei son, of the agmeultural ex
tension department, woe members of
the oiganization before coming here.
while Professor Harry G Parkinson
and llhlham F Hall, of the ral al ed
ucation department, 'wets initiated
yesteida2,
The national mesulent of the or
ganiration, Dr Aretus W Nolan, acted
ns im.talllng officer lie is head of
the depantment of agi 'Cultural educa
tion at the Unnve,tty of 1111nons
Alpha Tau Aloha ouginated at the
Unit etsity of Illinois 'ln 1020 as a
local hate, nfty fm men shownng pro
fessional promise As agricultural °du
e:am, Snore then it has rimmed
chapters In enght oth-tn colleges mith
aural education departments
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Agraeultural Education" Society
Established Chapter at
College Yesterday '
Begins nt Illinois
Seniors who acre initiated ale John
C. Mick. Ar thur G Campbell, Joseph
II Cook, William C Criswell, Hugh C
Hayes, Remit B Hess, John L
Haat/cut, Thelon V Lea is, Norman
P Marine., Elmer H Schneer, Rob
ert H Stealing, Albert it Simkins, and
John L Stookey
Juni°, ale Melvin L Bhsh and
Ralph L Rudy Associate members
chosen flora county teacher, and grad
' mite students were E H Dab, John
W Decker, Lyle J Hayden, W S
leffnes, W. N Neuman, George R
Pastan, Donald L Remade, 11. A.
Tiouthian, and Daniel R Womer
COLLEGE LEADER
TALKS IN CHAPEL
Unisersil3 !read Urges College Men
To ONereerne Cmetnesness
113 Altitude of Nlind
Urging College men and women to
think together on present economic,)
r and spiritual questions withl
an attitude of/mind that overcomes
coNetousness, Dr Moidecal W John
son, pi cadent of Howard university of
Washington, addressed the regular
chapel audionte in the Auditorium
Sunday moi
"Religion does_
- not penetrate right)
ly into present day fields of economic
endeavoi," Dr Johw,nn pointed out.'
"Religion must spi ead over all of ,
human life and its products which in c :
dude economics and ethics, for only
in them any will scrotal n civnhzationl
continue to dominate the um Id "
International relations of today deal
smith the sti uggle tom oil, lion and s
coal, and arc therefoie, of an coon-,
mum: nature in cant] ast smah political
nationalvon of Ares ions historical
pencils, the unrvers]tt president ad-1
ded.
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Dear Sir:
Many criticisms of compulso'ry 11.0 r dents who ate compelled to take the
T.C. limning have been made front I coins° would, in the event of writ,
many standpoints, but 1 believe one i have no place in the tegulat fumy.
very impoitant one has been lost sight, Chemists, engineers, industrial lead.
of in the wealth of criticism avail- ors, teachers, farmers, and farm en
able. This criticism is made f tom a I ecutives all would belong on their Jobs. ,
practical standpoint and it shuns to The chemist making the gunpowilet, l
etc that 11 0. T. C tt wrung has little the csecutt‘e directing the constt
tic
or no poetical value. Ilion of as planes, and the fainter tats-
The put pose of the basic comae, asling the food' has each a high position
set forth by the College catalog, is to jin the combative man-pow or Snore
provide systematic aulitaty and lead-I this college matinees technically
ership training winch will be of value 'limited men chiefly, when we subtract
to the students in civilian, industtnal,; these fi am the total we have left slu
m professional cancers, and of mil- I inisingls few s uhe might go to war. I
Italy value to the govonment should !pelsonelly compute, from enrollinent
the nation call upon them in tune of date in the College bulletin, that out
enungency to act as limiters of its of a registration of 3432 men only
defensive forces A bided use, hut about 711 of less than ..21 per; cent
how far it is followed and fulfilled isleould belting in the regular army Of
easily determined. j the remaining 2721, (over 79 per cent)
As fat as leadership training and a feu might be in specialized govern
disciplinary training m concerned it ment teas service—metheal, chemical,
is plain to be seen that no positive re-' etc.—fin which no milttary banning
salt at all to obtained In this part would be particularly needed, but the
at the course no attempt is made to most of the remainder would be in
meet potato any practice in leadership; I civilian positrons for which no =Mary
and any such attempt uould he bound, training whatsoever is necessary of
tie result in failure, fin, since no eves useful
more than five pet cent of students'
continue this trammg in the advanced
comae, it it. . evident that no more
than this number me sufficiently inter
e.t.a' in the course to cooperate in it
The discipline is lan, and necessarily
so, for the students tightly feel that
it is °heady too much - of an imposi
tion for them to be fenced to take
the course
The militaiy value of the basic
course is negligible, The tiaining ad
ministered is that risen to a p-svate,!
is highly technical, is of use chiefly ,
in Clench or similar ululate, and I
much of it Is obsolescent This train-1
mg, nimeover, is easily forgotten, and
most of it is lost even before gradua-'
tion by those not inteiested in the
ionise. The little technicalities of t
scouting and patiolling taught, which I
would have at most only a very sligh ,
application to modern um fate, ale un
necessary because they ale mad,
chiefly of an ordinaly grade of cons
mon sense I hose the void of an in
Ix Still n Crntlemon's
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AMERICANS
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ntriaror that the automata., rifle, to
Which a considerable portion of the in
, all action is devoted, is obsolete and has
been I enlaced by a much n aps oved
model.
To top it nil, a majority of the stu-
(Signed)
Chillies E. Stevenson
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TREAT 3 PNEUMONIA CAS
Thee eage4 of pneumonia are be
vued fm in the Infirmary, Dr Jos
P ftitennui, College
polled ye,tel day Although no
ous patients .11 0 rec,nang treat!,
the Infirmary 1. not filled to capac
he added.
latince hl 130
Laurence Tibbeit and Great
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