'ENN STATE COLLEGIAN
Hotted send-weekly norine the College year. eacent an habits,. THE CAMPUSEER
me of The Itenertylvonlet Stale College, In the Interest of the!
the Mullet.. faculty, alumni. and (nen&
TUE MA , : \GING TIGARD
ULERICII . 31 ALAN Il CUTTING
Editor Main.. Manner
ALCFRI a AULT:SKI .31
IMEIMMII
lllnneine F.lnor
I C ItILFINAIN '3l
Cir.lntmn Manager
HARDY C WOOD II
Sports rthlor
L COHEN 'll
Advertronz Manner
WILLIAM B HEILMAN .31
No Pallor rordxn Advertkinc Manner
.5 A SCHMIDT Jr 11 JANVT I. lIIIOWNIIACK .31
News Editor
N O SOBLER '3l
News 11,11 tee
Women . .. I,lltor
E I OUISP DOFI CDITZ 'II
Worm n s lilloacln Editor
ASSOCIATE I lIITORS
Freer 12 Ilnah It Eller ,r 12 Stewart Townsend 12
II Inlnc '22 11tonlore A thrill 12 Edward W. White 12
ASSOCIATE 11USINSSS MASAGSRS
rb . 32 'l3 Samuel Sinclair '32
link 50n..11 1. lid,,, '32 l'ilnard S Snell,. '3
r Engtern Interenllegmte Newapaper Asßociation
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TUESDAY, MARCH 3, 1931
YOU'RE RIGHT, NOAH!
LIBRARY-4n apaltment or btuldlng
devoted to collected kooks, also, an es
tubhshment fro the custody, control
and cneulation of a collection of books
at 1. IVeb , ,tei's definition and it puts at test a
in our mind Cei tamly, INC has a a Lilu any
t 31c Wcbbtet say that it Is a place to =tote
and don't no have ,ta.h .1 place' Et en though
!mast impossible to get book., out when we want
me 'till hate a Lan ail
Lanaty 1, bete utth all the trapplngs even
the clock is generally miong. Theme Is place in
tiling to store all the sacred volumes The only
is that they ale %toted assay sa that no one else
n find them But then a hlnaty is a stole
or books
ael, and stacks of book, ace pushed :may in all
I, and crania°. of oui beautiful building. Mug.
and papers are there, too At least, we boor
+bout all those thumb
I count., that . only heal , a , . But ue do have a
0, a •torehou=e to, honks
VALUE IN ACTIVITIES
e results of the freshman inrestigation of extra
dal activities may tiling to light many intetegt
et., for the benefit of those who hose not yet
the rote lot cannon. honor= The possibilities to
told of endeavor tv a matter which may be looked
ith pi Mit by andeiclassmen eager to begin the
d shingle lace.
'bother achy Kies ale inhelently beneficial m not
Inch mooted question and one that can plobably
tied indefinitely. Investigations lot some have not
lined that theme ate pointlye benefits to a college
ion itself The mot th of an atty itv, like college
int allably depends upon the individual and no
n lie laid denim that vs al hold ti ue fm a huge ma
of otudent.
nine ieteive inestimnble benefit ft on activities
°thins get no positive good and may be sal iously
al by paitcipation. The inan who feels himself
ed will inevitably urge pat ticipation in antis ities on
viciate.. He who has been .11JUI ed gull mhole
dly and sincerely bond netts ties as not thless
rtes to college life
HELLO-HOWDY
olio" No ansN‘er. "Hello," A burned nod
" An incredulom. glance "Bello,
ipt. "hello." "Bond, " At least one ,tu
n Penn State', campus disagiees nab the prey..
len among the undeigi actuate hotly that "Silence
den " But he a, one among thousands and per
s tea fin in advance of his age—too ultra-modm n,
is living to ti ample andel foot that hideous adage
One should be seen but not heard." 'Mans that' ,
av that "the one among a thousand" is merely a
old soul, oho believes that baditions sue sacred
such should be in,eived. Pohang. Let's
ut
act a c el, Student Ti tonal tightened its pip upon
custom vailatois and imposed penalties on clung
nen But dime is one general custom, a Penn
tiadition. that Ti tonal can never enforce even
possessed the combined deteimmation of an Ales
, a Cae,in, a Napoleon, a Washington, and a Foch.
cuts shall speak to each other on the campus and in
age " That is one of the seven general College ens
and it is being alloued to giadually fade out of
cs of the undergi actuates and it will neon-quo
te an ignominious death of "silence."
heir n that old hello saint which was so tradi
of Penn State' Where is that tumidly feeling
pimpled us to say "hello" uhen you and I were
urn? Ate tie too busy to speal, to one another or
third, at to too childish or out-of-date? We think
one of those ansueis apply. In fact, we have be
le, in the obseivance of the "hello" custom just as
vu giom n la \ in enforcing otheis through a mere
cute" attitude But let's ewe. Don't malt fat
het fellow Beat hint to it and say "Hello" liefole
is a chance Let's find out whethei he will merely
us by with n casual nod or come hack sNth a
lly "handy" We're betting on the "Howdy."
The scenes, near any of the frato nay hou-es
lying out any distance floin the bright lights of the
center of the town The tune is that nalecou}e period
between as} innd darkness, i.ometnnes known as the
children's hour The }II som, (I, nualev are a well
known co-ed, a power in our little umld of women,
nail a prominent Creek letter man about the camp°.
TIIO, walk along aim in aim, laughing and talking
uncomfortably as only those who have then minds
on other things can laugh and tall, They are pain
fully nonehalnnt. Suddenly they Imo a quiet. look
up and down the street and then melt into the fin
homily house as onobtr a,ncly as one of the deepen
ing shadows Sourer hole a church bell tolls a call to
mening moislop The Sunday sums twice as hot},
on account of the twilight hush Love has found a
way'
One blight day last week Sock Kennedy, mom,-
rent hoofer and ice ea eam sending alumnus, entered
the poi tats of a local bank and with the lust pro
ceeds of the dancing class which he is conducting in
paitneiship with Glace Baci, fair freshman co-ed.
Ile Flipped the checks under the grill es ith
proud smile "Under chat name shall I place this
account , " queued the teller. Not unthing to have it
confused isith his posonal deposits, Sock lephed
"Oh, just call it the Bac, Dancing Chm."
We object. Grange Dorm gets all the bleat,
The Infest hit of lurk to aish itself upon the ,weet
damsels came Thui ;day Late Wednesday night—
atter dating hoot e-a fuse bleu out. a woe et ossed—
(mhou, something happened to the eleettkal st stem
and. shangely enough, the lights went out
Nothing mai: done to remedy the situation im
mediately but on the follow mg mon ning the great
event ocean led Instead of a locals electrician appeal
mi. to main. the damage, 10, and behold, a staluait
band of bOlllOl electrical enginems made then way
into the domain y, and, mind you, gills, those boys
wont light °pigtails looking for the trouble. To
deepen the plot, it seems that many of the inmates
had not been minified of the invasion and were more
on less en negligee We mean not filly clothed
131whing co-ed. to the right of them, other
tc the left of them, into the ',alley of shpt meat the
oath-handiedth In fact, there so so rialto a set amble
Ii=3!1!IIIMIIII!1
Oh, yes, no didn't lenin if thee freed the lights
C'inon, Mae Hall, bust n fee indiatni, and glee ns
niethanital enginecis a chanct
About the ton n and calm., lint (as in pm mil)
i
Johnson languishes os er some e‘olvandu ich in the
kcal Schnappszimmei .bLd l (as in midget)
Kist stops tot a moment to stt siphon the seam in her
stockings . Daddy Rhoton's Ifps ohs ay, seem to
he moving automatically, saying, "Talk to rile, child
en, tall. to me" . Those elm ugly incomplete
sentences in the mode Untie, . . New spunß
suits temptingly displnNed in the local halieirlushet les
A hand of R 0 T C la& stalking the
Our mul-minter anti-sport shoe
implement does not seem to af f ect 'metal pn omment
frateinity men. oh well, they are pioliably not style
con=aous' anew ay . Dave Mason and the re
eolith wed Mis Mason go pi oinenailing of n Satui
da) es cuing Where us sold this column be if it
%scion% foi adjeLtis es' Pt ofessoi Schweitzer
sa). something about us in German to his fun com
panion Thnt's taking an unroll adsantage but we
hope theyemaik was complimentaiy . One of
the Dimds on Co-op without a hat . . Mid
Wentz goes tolonelling on the campus . . . Sue
Allen (ne adjectives needed) . .
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Footlights
!IIIIIIIMM!III!!
may say that the Player , . gave a shoo
Saturday night calhal "It LIR," which
is the Undo name of the company
manufacturing Ito , vann's Unison sal
Robots And the ann one who tale..
to know me mar add that as fan as
me at, conconed the Pins era gas°
then most disappointing pen tormance
this f..ein,on.
To be completely flank Me don't
belies e the cast ma.. to blame The
play itself sins em of those half-
Ince<l, fantastic rwlodranms. It stn tick
IN as being one with it Jules Veiny
baLl.giound and Ilnuado Alger dia
logue
Out heath went out to the actors
as they tugged and toiled to keep the
play on even terms uith the passing
meanie.. But whin the epilogue
tunic, the evening nu, orm Not even
watching a couple of lobot., bete!me
sentimental could make us get over
that idea Besides we had smt of a
sneaking sympathn with the robots
all along until then started slopping
over each other
Out 'mei% sight in bet, eon the ,
Inn ns, go in this instance to Myale
Vebb for het pom oval of the nund
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Nana. She iiniablv.i on wall the ; ants eosin us lavurably
only smiles of the evening—time with his typical "Babbitt" perfmal
weie no lea! laugh= Maybe dos no !mice lle s enunded us so much at
no compliment, but she dol Inn up to bunness managers, especially news
the sole of Biz moody lei aunt girl. paper ones. Kaufman has a line voice
As fm the leading chnractesa these but his gestalt. on the final curtain
IC not much that sae can say Pei-; when he heralded the coming of a new
Ida as the gencial man ages of the Adam and Eve made us foal happy
company, gat otl to a pons shut t, but that be had just enjoyed such a good
unloosed bomenhat lutes. Marian CIIOO7C
James, the hmoine who eventually Mingarct Borland as the robotess
became Mis. Ceneial Manager, made I in th e epilogue also disconcerted us
n very -sweet stage annuitant, Hei b y imiting her lines like a high school
voice, how eves, lacked colon, nod hen I thespian But then someone may
most fervent lines nose spoken as conic bath nail .ay that such is the
though she were asking lot an on den i may of robots, so we'll let that drop.
of fried potatoes It might seem as though me were
Jean Simmons undoubtedly gave us in a bad humor Saturday night, es
the best sabot impeisonation, anti I pe L ially sinc, coo didn't cure much for
James Gloss as Radius, leader of the the music tithe' The orchestra
robot 'molt, came a close ...nil I seemed to us coos giasping for some
llt can be added that the costuming of thing away ovei its head Neverthc
, the mbots was novel and that the l e ss, sic do like the eclat that the
!sameness of then faces can be tied- eloup has added to its appearance;
ited to a tle‘m make-up cu tint I this yea,.
As col the managez., of the lobo
foams, ire me Just , dn, It ma
ern"! to make them stand mound nl
that third net, looking for exeltemen
when there UnQn't an m !Ulm scrota
bomb ed voids of them. And tho
thud not lines Ise, e no obvious us
glil gloat °poi elta
Campbell and Cobaugh ,truggh ,
game!) v.hile Benjamin was acute!
uneomfoi table. Kcal ton, as the busm
The Corner
unusual
Lest see be accused of forgetting
I someone. see add that quite a feu
111 then. also "ran"
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Matinee of I 30
Douglas Ealrbanks, Bebe Dowels ii
"REACHING FOR THE MOON"
Ann Harding, Char Brook,
Conrad Nagel in
"r..tsT !ANNE"
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Genre O'Brten, Warren Hyrner i
"SEAS BENEATH"
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