COLLEGIAN
he Cane year. except on halide's.,
Me College. In the Intereld at the'
nI. and Mende
One of mu faithful nems chosena in the mild, of
Hai lon has Ilmi` etu ned on ith nonce t, on the life of
r forme, inhabitant of the: column, Flaming Youth
Probe, t The e•-piofe,,iii alm.4. onus a lose. of fine
alt and nom me undo stand he is as.ooating mail an
Egyptian slummy (Immo in the s illage nest to Bi
Ivn. On top of flee-thinking and atheism and numet
ons Plus he takes up ',nal, these animated
1111.11111111e4 You net e, can tell m hat one mill do mhen
he leases these peaceful confines fm the out
side
ALAN 11. CUTTING 'SI
Business Muleteer
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E I OUISE 11011FEDITZ II
Women's Moult. Editor
Plobett um. Imoun hmeabouts as an e‘cel
lent ha, limn pinta], not that that is much of a
lecommendation It does serve to lemind us, how evei,
of anothm musical menthe] of out colony now among
the missing Once upon a time thole was .1 well
known lass mound here uho played the mat hobo,
Malty Golnecht b 1 name But you can't get tail of
inatimba playms, they, like the pool, ate always with
us Just the other night we heard the dulcet stiams
of one being wafted aliens the evening OH hoot
Mac Hall And again thet e shall be no peace for
the leetv
der Jr 'l2 Steuart Townsend . 92
Terrill . 3'2 Eduard AN Nthlle .32
mto Newspaper Association
313 Old Main
Nittany Printing Co. Bldg
312 Old Mom
UARY 24, 1931
HIEITES
On an e‘euision into tutu' office last meek, the
Campuseei himself made nes ei al stai fling discos et les,
Pot one thing Di. Denglei, the one-tunic defier of
Campus Cops, is 1 nealed as a member of At &ousel,
collm gulls' lionoino At leant he had In, !name
taken mith them Nose I say, Dot'
rt stand,, ash trays, elee
boratnry Instruments, fire
1!!=!ill!1!!!!!
•p imentory but it's merely
mhith have been stolen in
specialb Old Main. If thi,
s until the end of the veal,
beta een $3,000 and $5.000,
This yeat the Campuseei had to Insect a nem
method for getting into the Military Ball because the
Arms officers inspected the bass di um to see that he
ma., not insole At first We tiled to get in disguised
al a Noith Carolina beset, but that was "no soap"
Finnlit sic did fool them and got in by hiding in the
cello player's instrument ease
stmmte made Icy a member
=ll
•nt Union recommendation.
go into a game 10001 .lice
, acmes ma) be placed in
It pleased me to see the gentlemen in the white
bus boys coats stt uthng atound n dhout a hay in
then hands Wh3 don't they put tails on than out
fits, One of ins balcony pothe,, thought they 'acne
din:inning up [lade for the Unusual plaee" Still
ges These Improvements
dostandmg that they v:II
uce to end the; 1% lth a plea
outsorn tem , : A sneak
uninal and the studcnt who
they'l e in the Nate, Nastand V.O qllppoec it'., eNeiyone to
his taste as the old lady said alien she kissed the cots
and indneetly limn him
dequatelt till. the require
The moot discussion About ctlbblng, !mauls us
of a fttend of outs oho had the most elaborate
method of "tithing that lie hose met. encountered
Ile spent the night belie e the physics 05001 epar
mg his crib sheets, using small sheets of o bite paper
about two inches squat e Berme going up to the esam,
he stuffed his upper and loom left Nest pockets and
his uppet light one with the notes fed then to the
loom right Nest poiset he placed another sheet as a
scat of table of contents, telling in 0 hick of the °ther
pockets the infounation he manic,' Might be found
Incalentalll, he got a too out of the Fouls. Such is
the iota.] of lice diligence, %little has its men
iplaints float some faculty
the scholastic ethics tom-
tou.e, new, of the report
ate College but it . better
conditlon than Imo other
nial to the follow mg Os huh
clibbing mw esvit in this
.lass are) it is inoi e serious
At Penn State, Sot in-
notot lous " The quota
ideally understandable
About the Town and Campus Mcii Glace Kirsch
is wearing out shoeleatner on the campus w Mks again
also dancing on fi atm nit) house floors again
. Dean War nock steps it oil to "You're
mgcocci azy," at the , Ball . We has eto hand
it to the dean he gets ills Infra million about the
younger genet ation fit st hand The emeils and
11111101, were balanced fan ly es cnb, at the war-like
lam, hut Bellefonte sant up a big delegation Just to
mike things complicated for out aniatem sociologists
. . Jack Lisezey shaking a mean thigh .
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that the fault committee
nghsh at Penn State might
g the stable aftm the bombe
qudent.s should know their
.liege, we do feel that there
, 0 Lomalate to make some
ve efrott IS made Conse
trig the group's fist moss.
is pat ticulat ly int...A.l in
I Engh,h" uhiLlt a faculty
Thetis something incongruous about a man in um
two, uith riding boots and spins hying to tip the
light fantastic.with a nilluwt thing in n clinging
evening goson But the Ball sins a success,
anyhou, even if we didn't make it our special feature
tot this column as sic did in days of Joie
week The seven points
ile to the College student
vounptel They mere
good Engh,ll Is customary.
olked out 1,11115 v.herebl
h.a iana of home they pie
has e not benelitted by In
rnghsh is the watchword
to hettei thou converstt
ho has hod the achantnge
•ast one good book a meek
and twenty-five. Get the
d neNer gnu it up. Pine
y in letter-writing and in
1 of your language as you
mtcle,ting, else no one
en to you or to read mhot
rule for faculty members to
rot from the good Engle:h
101. nuns: (1) to cultivate
vion and style; (2) to find
essed us as a tathet sat,
pals overcoming sonic of the
expression., which abound
les to Implovlng an entire
are needed We'll lease
ent en tho campus Some
led an empty cigarette puck
to College avenue hunting
es may not be aitistie, but
119 which may come to re
r the annual Sunday school
THE CAMPUSEER
There's No Use
Keeping It a Secret
Our New Spring Suits
Are Lower in Price
Twenty-Five
Thirty-Five
Forty-Five
MONTGOMERY'S
EIBIZZIEII
r.l7= PILNIT
College Teachers
Dread Exams, Say
Columbia Editors
College profess°, dislike taking
examinations toien nu° e than the
arernga undergraduate
At least this eonchooon a ouki fol
low on the basis 01 difficulties eni
eounteied M. student editors of the
Spu tram, Columbia um% ei site pub•
Ipation, when they ashed for topro
fessors to take an esammation at the
close of the regular student ems
recently.
. •
Many of the Instructors Bath do- 1
dined to take the scam, chile those)
ith enough sprinting blood to accept'
the sugge,tion, met call mdifTenentl
success All but four of those who
took the quit requested that their
names be withheld from publication
The questions inked in the exam
nation core those prepared by Thom-
Been and published in Sri 'ltel
neeently. Thep deal chiefly %%nth mit
tens of gcinen al infer matron, Minch a,
pen son call a good menum y and giv
en to Mond leading could be expected
to knees
The teal put pose of the examina
tion was un attempt to demonstrate
the weak pomt3 of the exammatton
sy Stem to general to some of the
e‘ammer, in the mstitutton
Pt ofessors, Recut ding to the student
°damn, ate equally as net 1, oug daring
a quiz an undergraduate. and no 1,..s
hesitant to bluff
TO REPORT ON BRICK. TEST
Prof Joseph B Shan, head of the
department of ceramics, and George
J Blair, instructot in the department,
mill present a report on abrasion tests
for fire Mick at high temperatures
at the annual meeting of the Amen
can Cm ami, society this neck
GENERAL
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Guaranteed
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The Intel fiatei nsty Confer once
' yearbook lot 10.10 which .:1% released
last skeet. contains an in tale In Dean
of Alen Asthus It Was noel,. Dean
Winnock addressed the delegates of
the twenty-second annual Intel Da
temity Confesenee held in New Yolk
way on "Hon the College Admsmstsa
tot Views the Vsmtsng Offices"
That the chaptes %Ica.= offices is
sometimes a fellow conspnatos and
sosnetunes is the cause of much en,.
ens the Dennis' contention Ile add
ed that ,theie in no other poison
in this countm who has better op
portunity to Judge and (Asses,: what
going on in out American slimes
unties and colleges than the e‘pes sone
ed vssnatson ahem,
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Piof. Fiances B. Skm•su of Pitts
buigh has taken the position made
vacant in the Home Economics de
partment by the semestat lease of
absence gianted to Pint. Louise G.
'ruiner Professor Skin= is a glad
sate of Gunge Washington uniseisity
and comes to Penn Stat after hold
ing a similai position la - it}car nt
the Elinsburg State Noimal school,
Washington.
In the
11 110.1 a m i l
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t;.
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rescent
Cornell
.. . as in 42 other
leading colleges,
there is one favorite
smoking tobacco
ENGINEERS walking across cam
pus to a lab as Sibley ... arts
students gathered on the porch of
Golduin Smith ... lauyers on the
steps of Boardman. Not much time
betueen classes ... but enough for
a pull on a pipe of good old Edge
uorthl
Cornell men know their smok
ing tobacco And they're not alone
in their choice Harvard, Yale,
Illinois, Aliclngan, Stanford, Dart
mouth, Boa dom—all report Bilge
north far in the lead In 42 out of
64 leading colleges and universities
Edgeworth is the Lie onto pipe
tobacco
Cool, aim-burning burleys give
this smoke the character that col
lege men like. Try a tin of Edge
north yourself—pack it into your
pipe, light up, and taste the rich
natural savor of fine burle y s, en
hanced by Edgeaorth's distinctive
eleventh process
At all tobacco stores-1U the
tin. Or, for generous free sample,
ante to Larus & Bra Co, 105 S.
22d St , Richmond, \'a.
EDGEWORTH
SMOKING TOBACCO
•
;fliiil"fll
Edgeworth Is a blend " 1 • — • • 84) • ',
of dne old burleys,
althl. natural car or IVlrlifOßlpli; '-
enhanced by Edge- Ulf
worth's dlstlncthe „ EWA q
eleventh preccs•
Boy Ed,cworth any- r LfWYPUBBYI
xhern In two forms
—.Reedy-It -bbod" r `L'uCWII.,
and" Plug Slice "All .74111
lilacs, 16! pocket Pi,t7 c
paelnge to pound er 5 ilC4.
humidor dn.
-‘4Oll
MOORE TO SPEAK IN READING
As one of a series of talks on "Ilu
limn Nature and Management" spun
nr ed by the department of engr
scoring extensron, Prof Bruce V
Moore of the Edutution and Pveholo
gy department, still address 11101111.1
of the Wvonusslng club of Reruhng a
thew meeting tomorrow. Be will de
hirer n smular talk before the Scram
ton Chamber of Commerce Thursday.
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15c MILK SHAKES
(With Ice Cream)
10C
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Dent Sa Longwood Ave llnstnn, %Tarn
ATHLETES - ". '
WE ARE PREPARED TO SERVE YOU A WARM MEAL.
EACH EVENING AFTER WORKOUT
Craig's Restaurant
ALLEN STREET
Warning Co-eds
YOU WILL REGRET IT IF YOU DON'T WAIT
FOR OUR NEW SUPPLY OF
SPRING DRESSES
THEY WILL SOON RE AT
Moore's Dress Shop
10 HAVE YOUR 'SLEEP
and your 6reakfast, too/
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Wheat is ready to serve— so there's no
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Low; Stone. Leon Janney
to Booth Torkington,
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THURSDAY—
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"KEPT HUSBANDS"
FRIDAY—
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SATURDAY—
Edmund Lone, Jeannette
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