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PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
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by etudenla of The Pennsylvania 51111 e College, in the Interest of the
College. the elude.. faculty. alumni, and friends.
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TUESDAY, JANUARY 13, 1931
WHY THEY DON'T COME BACK
A 3 oung alumnus imailsed not long ago that he
did not tate paitietilarly whether he eyer returned to
Pear State Ills indifference is not uncommon among
the lounger giaduates To put ones linger on the cause
n , tins attitude, which is eel tomb, not encouraging, is
an impossible task Probably no single condition hole is
tritnely responsible for soil, an attitude If any deli-
&le cause IS pie.,ent it Is too deeply-rooted and so tom
piaci) surrounded t, bee ilderinK complications to pie
dude any hope of solution
Foul conjectures might be advanced, how esen.
The first--and an important one—is that when a glad.
m.te realizes that he is unable to solve all his ploblems
by 1. brag on Ink. College twining, he is ,ont to cen
sell Ills antic untlengi athlete eaneei This mill eel
tainly create an antipathy towand the College as a whole.
Then, too, Penn State has hail difficulty in building
op that distinction which is assoenated with some othen
instatutionn. Largely I csponsilde for tins Is the gco
gi animal Isolation w huh effecti,ely checks publicity
is actable to colleges situated in canu. Although there
are nice well-known in then lespectne fields on the fac
ulty, the l amoinplishments ale often unknown to the
-So age outside. This will place Penn State at a ills
ads antage when institutainal achiev,ments are up for
ile-eu..ion among college graduate.
Senn poi lion of dissatiJaetion moo' he attributed
t , the es cl.lmreasing student body. It is inevitable
that as enrollment Incleases, "sentimental" negaid for
the College es a unit deal eases Finally, an exaggenated
c tousle of a social fiateinity's month plays its pact in
the weakening of a legend fon the College. This will
ingot ally cause i llit ision of !Molests following gnailua
tom
All oi part of these suppositions may conttibute to
that sense of aloofness to College %Oath is felt by many
3oungei graduates One poitinent fact, applicable nay
s. her, bowmen, is that all young alumni me super
lucid of then respective alma mate], It it only allot
II 01 yes liootiee has been enlarged by knowledge gained
while analog a liNelthond that they bum, mole chat it
-I,llle to their College
Ar investigation has been undeiwav for some tame
IQ, the men's handbook stall' contel long the possibility of
Combinink the men and woolen's ficsionan "bible,"
Ii this can be done, it will be a satisfactory com
bination, one which is in pi attue at the latge co-educa
tional in•trtutrono. Under tie..ent condition., infoinin-
Lion about neon or uomen's orgaturettons ale segregated
The our, utes to keep meoming freshmen ft one beconium
tholoughl uequaented meth the College
THE IDEAL PROFESSOR
When Di, Allicit P. Pdch, oho delivered the dm iel
addles. Sunday, laid &nun sense of humor, a good
analytical sense, and a compassionate beast" as three
attributes of the truly successful man, he also proyounil
ed the essential qualifications of what, in oui estima
tion, is the ideal College piofessor.
How often have we been aiousod from OM accu,
Mined room dining an academic disseitatlon by .1 well
placed tot of Minim Wibe is the instructor who em
ploy, this medium to quicken the sense of the dogma
dulled student, who, like the punch-drunk boxer, gladly
whiffs the lestoiative between wooly rounds of Intel-
Kauai spoi ting. The professor with a good sen-e of
humoi need netm• lecture to nodding heads.
A good analytical sense is likewise necessary. Un
happily, useless harping and continual hammering too
often masquerade as good analysis. The student ap
pi mates the msti actor who can "take things spin t and
show how they work —provided be can put them to
gether again Analytical ciiticism, without any appli
cation, doesn't register with the undergi actuate.
Equally important is the compassionate heal t. The
best-liked and, usually, the most successful instructor
is the one who can be Felted upon to meet the student
half-way. The "hard-boiled prof" may cram theory
down unresisting necks inure easily, but the ft iendly in
sit actor gets it to stay there. Paiticularly important is
the compassionate helot in one's professors—especially
THE LION'S DEN
Th brother, Cp•tem report untold difficulties,
pt it tarns, and hank:lnns paralleling thoee of the pio
met clay, in milting thou tacation•end trek from
Nets Yoik to State College Assailed by hunger that
gnass tree', vials they glint]) pulled in then belts
=cycle] notch, (inesunung they didn't Weal suspen
del 41, and maimed then suffeting until they leached
llm rtsbutt.. lime the) ttent out on a foiaging expo
dttion seeking to assuage the hunger pangs with sonic
of sands tch In the midst of then success,
on track •No I the train pulled out of the station.
llat,ttlt mounting a fleet taxicab, they scotched the
asphalt plan ion to else miles to Marysville lint in spite
of then mount's most gallant efforts, they da.,lted
inte the Marys, dle station only to see the east end
et the 'nest bound Item tepidly num tng out towanis
the wilds of central Penn-s Ivanta Coatless and
lug
gagelecs the) made their Item y way back to Hat Its
burg uherc by dint of perseverance and fortitude
they caught tne nest tram to Lewistottn Story to he
conclu.led after Easter vacation
EMEMI
Today's addle—Who is the mysterious co-ed mho
weals a Sigma Chi (manna': pin and yet is not
engaged to a Sigma Chi Ansmer on page 13 of the
next issue of the Penn State Enginre, Do you sup
posc she wens it merely so callow College youths
Si ill not ash hei lot dates',
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Wc hereby heartily advise the in actice of u ent ing
shams, bathing suits, et the cat rying of an umbrella
snmin ning in Hostettei's reclaimed 014 Main
basement One of the coffee urns suddenly %vent
gee,et the other day and theioughly [benched the
motet trace This unnatutal phenomeron was duly
ortagated by a member of the physics department
and "c ann glad to qay that all Is now quiet on the
Latest t flulktin —lf those who graduate at
the end of the first semestet are unable to find em
ployment, the Department of Pomology will gladly
franith the boot Glade AA apples to be sold on any
Ind} corner This is in keeping with the present
°spans., polio[ of Ag Knoll
Seen and Heard About the Campus 3larg Smith
enter tams her botany class by passing out stick
rands . tl : st ecial features of the N It room at
the Kappa Kappa Gamma house the co-ed who
done, dr ennull suth her head on Fleetfoot Chick
illei‘inget'n shoulder Prof Horror,' announces the
orrice! or a hr and Ileu bad on his family tree . .
sic hope she's a peach . Harr} McCoy all cleclaxl
out in full dte,s including silk topper at the Penn
A. C dance And Oliye., Ciace Cieer was there
usith n cute little midshipman ',, Ask Doc Hunter
whether or not \ou can see vitamens through a nue
ioseope . Bezdek's bouncing boy tread, ( ') the
fantastic nt the Sigma Chi's Saturday night
hou, traninn4- We think sic beast! Buck Pon-
Melt nt the movies Satuiday night .. Pete Hinkle
tram elliza, Bellefonteccaxls .. Inasmuch as Betty Bell
ho' Ica an irreproachable eNnstence at this institution,
uc can only mention hei name What is that ie
tonal:, distress signal on the D 'l' home , : Doe
Aldctic, I.2sonibles Doug Pau hunks when he's not
v,earim., hie cheato . Don (Wan) Pr ew says he's
still I..aking for a wmrn date . Ruth Nichol, uho
mach travelled and wides so Inilliantly about ,
Clunew subjects . Chuck nooses rs dung hie best
arrest an mistociata manner . Jo Laßaiie and
Dula Miller hese succumbed to lac e's fatal drat .
Jr is Hashing a sparkler Can ace Imagine that'
Sale
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Topcoats po and Up
Overcoats $2O and Up
Campus Coats sB
Shirts , 3 for $5
Scarfs • $l.BO and $4
Hose 40c-60c-80c
Neckwear $1.20—51.60
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New Library BoOks
Cover Wide Range
Titular consideintion of books le
ecatly acquired km the College libialy
ieviial, several on tollegiate subjects
while other topics tango from liar
%%anon guide books to sotority hand
books. -
Pmfessor Flnxnel•a 'Unnmranma
American. Engle,h, Gelman." mhich
deal, mall meilionxy of college or
ganizations, is amnia the achntam,
v,lts a book, "Deans at \Vssk" an
corned by Mr S. 31. Sturtesant',N
plains one of the questions • which
puzzle, many undelgtacluates—a hat
do they do,
Padune Colum, lush poet and lee
term in the Enell.lt Institute hem
last summar, is represented by hr
swat., "Otphew," The neu walk of
Jane Addams, "The Second Monty
Yeats at Hull House" is nose also on
the shelses
George \V Pepper, Pennsylvania
1,.vea1.4 "In the Senate," a
pelt of his eared, at the Capital
Piof Harry G t aainson, of the
depaitment of i ural education, will
judge demonsttations staged by team,
lepresenting vocational agmultinal
,tools of the State at the annual
Pawn Product Show to be hold at
Harligburg next week.
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There mom - , 3735 teachers enrolled
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vanc.nnent of teatheis dining the
hist half of this school seal Mole
than 700 of these Wine attending the
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'this e‘tension woik is conducted
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