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PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
Published send neekly during the College lens. etrept an holidays,
by Muttering of The Penns,lstinin Stale College. In the Interest of the
College. the students, forully. alumni, and friends.
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Editorial Office_
Business Office_
News Room__
313 Old Main
_.Natany Prsnting Co Bldg
312 Old Maul
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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1930
FAR FROM THE BALLYHOO
TFc value of publicity is aptly shown in the ease of
Colgate's football team MI season the Maroon has
been wiping up the g,iidnon mall its opponents. Ju.,t
once, by a bail break, it 13,v,ed to a team it would
have trounced undm normal conditions In Ors:, Mac
alas°, and that, Coach Andy Ken has three stellar
I crformms, potential all-Americans
Yet Colgate has been fenced basl,tage while metro
politan spoitsuliteis was on atorical on the pi OW ess of
trams the Maranon could spot twenty points and
ad
nvmsten a bad heating At the end of the season when
It' tune to haivc^t the All-Amen lean clop each winter
will boom :0111c luminary from the home town. The
largo Eastern universities will be given a berth as a
matter of cows° If theie, an empty post some Col
g..to man ninny get the call Otherwise, probably the
best plum sant un to Hamilton will ben weak honorable
Well gladly hand Colgate all the sympathy and
consolation, if that will lid!, The same situation holds
ound the Nittany habitat It' , an old stni y that it
d..esn't always pay to he too fin from the news loom.
Several hunched self-conscrou, underclassmen in
It. O T C garb stood uncomfortably at attention. Taps
coundml four tunes The flag came down. A hand
blared an earnest "Star-Spangled Banner." A few
Len ildered students passing by hesitated, clutched hats,
looked about sheepishly, and went on as the band
omseil playing Several faculty members blinked
through thick lenses from classroom windows. Penn
State had observed the signing of the Al :rustic° It
doesr't take long to forget.
THE NEW SCHEDULE
The 7931 football schedule just released has met
v ith the heady approval of the majority of students.
The three minor gasses to he played with Pennsylvania
opponents i. a decided improvement o‘ei the arrange
ment in practice this yeas. Waynesburg, Lebanon Val
ley, and Die!orison ale worthy "small college" teams
and ale well known by students and alumni of the
College
The game with Temple will provide an opportunity
tel the tiadltsonal Philadelphia pdgmmage which was
tot !mid this year No better opponents could be de
• veil lot the important borne games than Colgate and
Pit Syincuse and Lafayette ate okays welcomed on
a Ntttany schedule
It 11,11.1 not been deculed whom the Lions w i ll meet
col Thank.glvmg Day m the Satin day before Students
Mould probably pi °fel a m omment Eastern team If
that cannot he al • anged 1 game Lath a Ihg Ten of far
\ Vest. n eleven in a huge uh would be the most
acceptable
Om contempoi my, Math, claims a smashing vic
tory in I °spat to the Imo, al of the hone hem the
College gateoay It seem that Fi elk ridiculed the
atm esaul lions in its most 'meet issue. Whether F, nth
did cause tins, or they really were placed there just
t'mpmm dy, is a moot question Whatever the ienson,
they're down, which ,s q good thing. We knew such a
good set of bookends moulds% be left unmolested fin ever.
BUSY READERS
Pet haps we made a mistake when we deckled to
ul list. foi student pestisal the opinions of sever at
f.iculty membm, conic, ning Sinclair Lewis' selection as
winnet of the Nobel low foi literature. We may have
talien toe notch for giantul by not explaining that Lewis
is an atithin, not the ut estlei, and .that the Nobel pave
wet un ) athletic boldly Four seats lime have con
vinced at.. that when it tines to reading anything front
cument news to the classics the Wel age student is a
gong budge phis>et,
Ot emu se, we% a busy with football, movies, house
party and incidental studies Who em es if there is an
ti romp-lament ta isis? We still get the cheek from home
And why lend books? We dal lead a book. Why
unsto time reading, we% e happy without it Happy is
light, but i ignmance bliss?
Ilowebacl. 11,1111 g Is an excellent sport but it has
let place. That place isn't over lawns of campus resi
dences Complaints have been made that amateur eques
trians are titling then mounts over portions of the
campus, leaving numerous unsightly tracks.
THE LION'S DEN
LW mum,
Draw Your Own Conduoson
It was the Sunday of Ilouseparty week-end, and
all the boys were talking about their respective
dates. Finally, someone asked, "Well, Joe, how did
oe and my grit make out ashen we traded dances
last night?"
"Say, just line," Joe replied. "Why, %then the
dance was over pout girl had to sit down."
I wish I were a little bird
Up In a maple b ee,
Then be as mean to them
At they've been to me.
tot•at,
Whirh bring , . np the lunnienlnnn nnonlinn: Mtn
tin then limn end,. fin 'whim elorla?
Nen, Note.
There were visitors in town thus week. Several
tip were left in the Col net Room
We Mu.st Haw Our Pun!
A.• the angry eulumnist said to his young son
"Nov. I'll he Voiced to give you a quippang,"
Anti it >roily dot, Itnii its 71101 r then it Anon yen
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Fot sem al days the watch lay on the desk
Something was wrong, because the darn thing wouldn't
go, or at least, xe thought it wouldn't. At last in
desperation it wa.. tal,en to the jewelers to he le
pail ed
Coming hack a little while later, we asked if it
was going again. The Jet, elei replied that it was,
then we asked him what was wrong with it
After a few moments thought, he answeied,
"Well, it needed winding. Fifty cents, please'"
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Just the other day an English insti actor asked
one of hin freshmen to use the ovoid "euphony" in a
sentence.
ts what be got
"The co-ed tiled, 'Quit tickling me, euphony
Ah, fourth', I'III IOW for the "Quip pool Qook
E!!!SMEEMI
We understand that the collar advertisers sonic
mound the campus aft. Housepatty looking for
ve , how teitmon.als
Fraternity Fred Sac
He is taking Liberal Arts becduse lie inu^t up
bold /us campus reputation for being a free spender
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Is it true that the NV C. T U is going to ask
Moth to change its name?
duet In carom is Imbhlivg mcr loth loLra like
Maybe, at that
Unfamthal Quotations
People who live no glass houses should—dress In
the cellar . . Ken
Add: Simile.
As popular as s chinch ..eiv.ee nn the Rater pity
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When are they going to give a Nobel in ire for
good colummsts9
Bet it would Pon out to be on ignoble pi ire
Why--
Is Now the Time ( ci 1 0 " :ta.
To Buy ?
Beennsc your dulls,. buys nuns 71010
than d hob for veal c—Never he
foie tuna the hnuo had nark an
oppn,holity to ilortor 80 01111 h ratite
for has money.
Stark Bros. & Harper
NEXT TO THE MOVIES
7.riE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
!REPORTERS ATTEND
COLLEGIAN MEETING
31 Men. .19 Women Aspirants
For Freshman Editorial
Staff Begin Class
Thn ty-four men and nineteen wo
men answered the call for candidates
fm the editorial staff of the Cor.-
LEGIAN Wednesday night, turning in
names and record of writing experi
ence.
The meetings will be continued
at 7 o'clock every Wednesday night
in room 1 t Libel al Arts building.
I eetin es will be given by members of
Lk Join nalism department, An addi
tion to the regular im truction in news
ittng, and style by Roy
E. Morgan 'al, managing editor of
the COLLEGIAN.
The men candidates are• Robert K
Asplund, Andrew R Brimko, Frank
M Chesney, J. William Cobaugh, Wil-
Lam D Crowe, Jo.eph L Dalton,'
Janie, II Hagerty, Edward F Hall,
Jerome Kaufman, Andrew F.
Kis
ackj, Karl E. Knecht, Harry A. Lest-.
telljr , Finest W Munger, Charles
A Myeis, C. Calvin Naylor, Harold
E. Newlin, N. Sumner Passmore, Kin
met L Reilly, Homer V. Roberts,
Bernard H. Rosenzweig, John T
Ryan, Vincent E Schiller, George A
Scott, Randall J Shuman, Ellis B
Sloan, Ifatold V Stark, David E
Starry, William )1 Stegmom,
Stew— 0 Will- - Steven
ham S. Stemple, _ nllium
Eves Ott C. Waltman, Charles .9 Wet.
eel, Everett Whiteman, Carl M. Wit
tem, all of the dass of 1931 .
Womer reporting for the class
were: Ellen F. Anderson, Marina L
Bonner, Frances Chiistine, Betty S.
Cl k, Cathiyn E Cowles, Marjorie'
ENNA JETTICKS
REDUCED NOW
College Boot Shop
ANNOUNCING:—
The Removal of the BLANCHET HAT SHOP
' TO ROOM 4, MASONIC BLDG.
Opening Date, Monday, November 17
Come In and Inspect Our Latest Line of Hats
CLEANLINESS
EXCELLENT SERVICE
CLUB DINERS, INC.
50c Dr. West Tooth Brush 39c
50c Prophylactic TOoth Br. 39c
50c Pepsodent____L _____ 31c
50c Pebeco Tooth Paste__32c
65c Forbans Tooth Paste__39c
40c Squibbs Tooth7.ste__27c
$l.OO R. D. 29 SOL_ 59c
- 4
SHAVING NEEDS
50c Brisk Shaving Crlearn 37c
.10c Squibbs ShavinglCr. 31c
50c Williams Shay. C4.___33c
$l.OO Balletic Blade ___B9c
50c Mennen Shaving \ Cr. 33c
50c Probak Blades___ ___37c
25c Lislerinc Shay. Cr.___l6c
Box
Cameras
amd
I(4:+ks
98c to
$2OOO
M. Cui tam, Anna M. Dottmer, Vn
ginm I Dumnue, Ruth ➢l. Um mon,
Mae P Kaplan, E Alice Keener,
Frances L Kern, Mary 1.. McFarland,
Viola I. Palombo, Blanche S Bendel
man, Ruth H. Swerman, Betty B.
Thompson, Camilla W. Weidan, S
Rhnherta Wolf, the entne gioup
coming hem the freshman class.
There will be examinations in the
materials presented after several
weeks of instiuction, rationed by the
coveting of regular noes assignments
foi the COLLEGIAN.
OFFICERS ASSUME DUTIES AT
FRESHMAN Y.W.O A MEETING
Newly elected officers of the fresh
man Y. C A assumed their duties
at a meeting of that orgarmation in
Old Main Monday night, smith Miss
Margaret S McAlester presiding.
Miss Mary L Maniland holds the
office of vice-president, with Miss
Elizabeth J. Wnllace as secretary
treasui er.
We Are
Authorized Dealers
for
Elgin Watches. Telechron
Electric Clocks and Wessel
ton Diamonds
HANN & O'NEAL
Jewelers
HILLSIDE ICE CO.
ICE
COLD STORAGE
and COAL
North Patterson Street
Phone 136
COURTESY
Rea & Derick, Inc.
"Stores of Service" 106 West College Avenue
FRIDAY and SATURDAY, NOV. 14 and 15
DEEP CUT PRICES
PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY
4 choke sekenon el <anther.
1/10 c.e. yone hiee
Abe lintrobuctorp
Package.
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MIR=
tTravpl / 14 1
IV, . Select That Gift N . ow e i n
eling Kits r
7 Mr:Ail
lkia Yl 1.50 to $15.00
Men's Shaving Outfits by Yardley
Our Stock is Complete. Select one now. A small deposit will
hold it until Christmas.
TOILETRIES
$l.OO COTY TALC 77c
$1.50 COTY BATH POWDER 95c
75c lIOUBIGANT TALC 69c
$l.OO COTY FACE POWDER 69c
75c NOZEMA and MEDICATED SOAP ' 50c
LE PIRRO CLEANSING TISSUE 50c
50c SUBS 29c
$l.OO WILDROOT TONIC 73c
Sole Agency for Le Pirro Beauty Aides
Despite present business conditions,
all gtnduates from the class of 1030
in the department of agricultural and
biological chemistry have obtained
positions in industrial, educational, or
research work, according to Piof. R.
Adams Dutcher, head of the depart
ment Doctor Dutcher announced
this semester's enrollment as seven
teen ginduate students and sixty
three undergraduates
GET A PAIR OF
ANTIOCH SHOES
AT A SAVING
College Boot Shop
HAVE A GAME
AT THE •
Blue & White
Bowling Alleys
and "
Billiard Parlor
Now Under Supervision of
H. M. Myers & Son
606 W. College Ave.
Graham & Sorw„
ESTABLISHED 1896 -
When buying a Pipe please remember we are giving you the
benefit of twenty-six years pipe buying experience.
We visited the largest pipe plant in the U. S. to learn
more about pipes.
MORRELL'S BILLIARD ROOM
_ __ FOR CLEAN-BILLLARDS-1-7:-
10-TABLES-10
HATS CLEANED-BLOCKED
2nd Floor—Opposite Post Mee
FRESH SALTED NUTS
1 lb. Jumbo Peanuts 45c
1 lb. Spanish Peanuts 9 5c
1 / z . lb. Spanish Peanuts___lsc
V z lb. Jumbo Peanuts 25c
1 lb. Cashew Nuts 98c
1 lb. Beauty Boxes $1.39
Fresh Martha Washington
and Whitman's Candies
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Friday, November 14,
ADDRESSES ART ASSOCIATION
Piot lcTalk M Walter, associate
professor of industrial education, ad-
Messed the Metropolitan Arts associa
tion nt Philadelphia on "Some Curient
Problems in Vocational Education"
last week.
aTti
FRIDAY—
Eddie (Winn, Jaime Gleason
Bob Armstrong in
"DIG MONEY"
SATURDAY—
Edward
Everett Dorton tn,
"ONCE A GENTLER AN" '
MONDAY and TUESDAY—
If arne) Oh OR. mid n 1111,11.6. previa
Lea Ayres, Doroth!. Mathews
"TIIE DOORWAY TO HELL"
WEDNESDAY—
Victor McLogien, Mona Maris in
"A DEVIL WITH WOMEN"
THURSDAY—
(Matinee at 1 10. Special school
children's matinee at 3:30)
Walter Huston in D W. Graf filles
' ABRAHAM LINCOLN"
The Nittany
FRIDAY—
Joe E. Brown, Jeanette MacDonald 'ln
"THE LOTTERY BRIDE'
SATURDAY-
"BIG MONEY"
TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY—
John ➢tack Bran n, Kay Johnson
Wallace Beery.A.ikl Dane in
"BILLY TILE KID"
THURSDAY- ''- -
"A DEVIL II III'ILAVOMEN"
Break up thpl.,sl i tibhorn cold,
or cough with thege time tried
remedies. __ _-.____ ___
4
•Ifh, •
R. & D. Nasal Spray 50c & $1
Mentho Pine Cough Syrup 50c
R. & D. Cold Capsules____soc
Phospho Quinine -25 c
Gil Wands Cold Tabs 25c
Henephs Vaporizing Salve 2.6 c
Ilenephs Honey and Tar
Tabs 25c
NEW!
Own Your Own
Minature Golf Set
For Home Pastime—
Enjoyed by All.
Fascinating as Your
Favorite Sport
VANITY SETS
Reg. $3.90 Sets
For Your Boudoir