ENN STATE COLLEGIAN
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THE MANAGING BOARD
IL Coogan jr. '3O Russell L. Rehm '3O
Editor-In Chid Engines. blamornr
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• A. Mensch '3O Calvin E. Harms '3O
Ifonmeintr Editor Adrertisine manner
t P. Stevenson '3O Henry R. Dowdy jr. '3O
News Editor Circulation bloomers
Quinton E. Beaugo '3O
Sports Editor
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L. Cohen '3l Charles A. Schmidt jr. '3l
m C. McEWain '3l Norman 13. Solder '3l
Morgan '3l William IC. Clench '3l
ASSOCIATE BUSINESS MANAGERS
B. Cutting '3l Algert 3 Mlleslci '3l
tin B. Heilman '3l Harry C Wood '3l
rr Engtern Infrrrnilegtalc Nen' vapor Association
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FRIDAY, APRIL 11, 1030
THE WAY OF ALL FLESH
•ootball Is a problem for our colleges and universi
oilay. Because of its ttemendous thawing power,
s become the stum torn aim of all inlet collegiate
Les With few exceptions, evetv college depends
its football receipts to carry the other athletic
s dn. - nigh seasons of financial loss. It is this fact
than ally othet, perhaps, that has made football
ommating force on °toy college cantons. The foot-
Ludlum has exotted its influence to the point that
winning elevens me countenanced. Not the least
[bed by the Loon ledge that in under graduate days
aced honor above victory, spot tsmanslup above con
, the present-day alumnus is ).noun by his protests
g and after a lean football year lnvai iably the
graduate I esents this intlusion upon the pm t of
haulms But not tot long. The penchant frit vie
overcomes the undergraduate giadually until, late
s senior yea, or eat ly in his graduate "noel, he
his voice to the din of those that have gone be
him.
f the pi ormsed higiosoy mutes are sanctioned,
State will no longer lie lost in the wiltlei ness.
r, State College gull he on the main route of
through the State
TWO DAYS IN TILE HOSPITAL
'lien a pm son becomes ill or otherwise out of sorts
the world, every opposing force becomes magni
nil every condor ting element is appreciated more
alma] that every person who is ill should scant
nil attention, and if he is slighted, quite naturally,
in patient will harbor no kind iinpression At Penn
there is one place whete students can receive
eatment that they will be friends of the place for
and that place is—the College Hospital
hree yews ago we had occasion to remain for se,
lay, in the old infirmly. fluting the time we were
we novel saw a doctor, and a nurse only when she
he it After that we did not shun Hell any mote
oudy than ne dui the Infirmly. wme still
ical after the non College Hosintal v.as built
at last week, with clue anticipation, we consented
owe a patient in the troll little budding north of
c dothutory. We eNoceted too of three days of
. Like dn. thousand other students ,e did not
cat the Hospital could do us any good, that it sins
"poor °sense." But two days in the Hospital
d that illumon mute completely We learned that
,as neally as pleasant as home, and that
il about nine tune, as much onto and attention
mica is %Nand each rimming by a doctor. Each
t i, visited each aftmnoon by another doctor. In
antime, seven nurses keep things fairly interest
il lively
nd after sleeping in a fiatermty house for neatly
years, we were delighted to find beds that were
stable. Now that we know all these things, we
nag to tell others about them in the hope that
will take advantage of them when they are in
em lent belief that the proposed $lO fee tot
osmtal sea vice is an In ca ease of $lO, and not $1
, is umleistood to have lost countless votes for
Jett In the co-eil tefetendurn last meek Regtud
le plan mon the approval of the women ho a vote
to 00 ol t to 1.
FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE
is contention that a degree is equivalent to four
in college was shuck a crushing blow by Robert
Sul Hutchins, 21-ye:LI-old president of the Um
. of Chicago, at Ohio State univelhty last week
I here is nothing patheulaily seined about the
al foul years in which to gain a degree," the
al executive claimed in predicting that the brd
student could perhaps obtain Ills degree in srs
s. The college student, under Hutchins plan,
rust be expected to pass his examinations in a
college where these same standatils pie ailed
yen, Ins plans lot a new university educational
would do away with compulsory attendance,
•day assignments, grades, and m edits
f a student in the Junun college felt that be could
pass the exammahon that mould be given him
end of his rust two years in college by going to
at leading the Sunday paper, he could do
the Chicago president intoned.
letter tilting eveptions to the Com.EntoN
Tue‘ilny, "Couidian of the Gates," is not pub
because the within's identity sons not mode
The letter will lie published upon loci:nit of the
Ni hill nrme.
THE LION'S DEN
DY DANIEL
German hangman (jesting with the condemned)
You see, I mint Ma me little choke,
Raw technique , Yes, you must know,
01 else you've read some naughty hooks—
Pm hays It was a mcluie thaw
Of college men with "lines" and "looks"
And a, a novice, 7 must say
That you are so unique— .4 7
To have such Mains and he so wise
'T, such, sweet fool, that weep
B Ef 711
The senior class has announced the first (hut not
last) oppot Wady for seniors to buy Commencement.
m winos and invitations Daniel •advises the setten
to hold out. Ily June half the class will he giving
them away.
OE=
"I have an attachment fm yam nlaughten, sin "
"Young num, when my thunghten aced, ateecsnn
nes, I'll law them Inn hen my "
A, dumb nti the John who wondois why gni%
lingeinails mr alwnyo shiny.
THE REJECTED HISS
A one-net playlet giving a ems section of life
as it is hued at Penn State The action tales play,
about 4 29 o'clock Monday atm anon in No 'lO of
those Unusual Booths
Dramatic Percnnac
Logan, a dashing Sigma Na V
Miugaiet, Just a sweet co-ed '
Logan: "Here, just a small token of—" (lie
bands Maigaiet a box of choice chocolate )
Lug:net "Fasten on it and even Vilma , C:ee, I
conchd hiss you! You wouldn't let me, would you',"
D•iniel is seen beating one of his well-known
hasty retinal, uhile blushing in the most unpinned of
fin inns mannei s
(Author's note: Any finthei ye:romance of
this play lot pleasure or• profit is prohibited )
13M11
Deer Daniul •
This will fill up space
What IS the penaltly for a fresh caught ssenr
mg spats dui mg dress-up weak^ I ask yen!
'Who was that lady I Sall you oath last night°'
'That wasn't last night"
PEPY'S DI tRY—VoI II
Up and mound as usual. Away to class as usunl.
Only ',sited one unusual place during the day and
there sat in session over a two-ht sandwich Away
in the evening to see my co-ed lady friend, and forced
to mart as usual. Always take a hook along now
so I can folios, Di Eliot's advice and get my "15 mm
utes n day" while snarling for my co-ed. But I al
ways average 35 minutes per clay. Away then for a
wallc, and noticed that shades should he drawn in
Orange Dorm, especially in the thud floor mom that
stops a line drawn East and up at 45 degree angle
from the main entrance.
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'EEO FENN 'STATE COLLEGIAN
lUTURE CRIMINALS
IN SCHOOL TODAY'
Dr. Pike Claims 4 Percent of
Students Will Develop
Mental Defects
"The mime nave of fifteen years
hence is in our schools today," stated
Di Horace V Pike, of Danville State
Hospital in a lectme en "Personahh
and Its Disorder s" Wednesday night
"Pour polecat of the boys and girls
in our iichools today," he continued,
"are sure to develop into criminals
within fifteen veins They can be le
cogwed when si Yeats old and, in
most cases, the clime they ,111 final
ly commit can he predicted"
Di. Pike declined that people who
aie criminal, on account of mental
diseases ate u,uatty 11010 that way
and should not lie released into .ociety
when their prison tel is completed
They should he confined to an institu
tion where they eon be scientifically
"An abnormal personality is caw,-
ed by mental defect nn mental diseas
es," he averted "Mental diseasc nay
lead us to assume personalities other
than oui own."
Dr Pike will deliver his next lee.
tine on "Relation of Emotion to Phy
sical and Mental Health" Wednesday
night at 7 o'clock in the Chenmti>
Amphitheatre.
MARY DAVENPORT WINS
1931 Y. W. C. A. ELECTION
Elizabeth Et erett, Irma Holton and
Dori, Mach, n Cam Positions
Mary T. Davenport 'll. was elected
Y W C. A head fro.the earning year
by polling a majority of twenty-live
votes over M. Isabel Yachet '3l, who
received sixty-nine of the ballots cast
in election, closing Tuesday after
noon.
The vice-presolency will be filled by
ELiabeLh Eveiett 'B2. who gained
eighty-five vote, to seventy-eight re
cened by H. Louise Sternum& '.12.
Time Holton 'BB collected ninety-fhe
ballots to sixt}-nine cast for Norma
Haskins '32 in the race fon ti easel-
Doris E. ITwelton soon Die post
of secietaiy odli a lead of twenty
seven votes_Arive het nearest op
ponent.
Hold Everything
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The Yorktown Coat is the latest
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This smart wet-weather coat has a
convertible military collar—rag
lan shoulders and is n serviceable
garment light in weight CI flemble.
A genuine oiled, Frog Brand
Slicker is the lentil,* wet-weather
protection for college men and
women.
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College Will Place
Mary Lyon's Name
On New L.A. Unit
When construction on the second
Liberal Arts unit nears completion
this spring, May Lyon, educator and
founder of Mount Holyoke college,
will be the only woman to 'receive
10u - ignition on the cornice stones
Nineteen names ebb selected by
the Ilonid of Trustees' committee 0.1
architectme, heeded by the Hon.
Vance C McCormick, from a list sub
mitted by Chalks W Stodthnt, des
of the school of Liberal Arts.
Benjamin Franklin, famous as NVI it
-01, statesman, ancl inventm, is the
only Pennsylvanian in the moan . ,
Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson
ate the in esulents mhos° names mill
appeal on the nets' Unit
The ,iiteis are Ralph Waldo Em
erson, Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
Edna, Allen Poe, !ferny Wildsmorth
Longfellow, Nathaniel Rauthorne,
Walt Whitman, and Washington In -
h while John James Audubon is the
only naturalist who will be boomed
Augui,tt, Saint-Gaudons, famous
for hi, Lincoln statue in Chicago, is
the lone sculptor. Daniel Webstei,
John Marshall, and Alexandei
Ilton Oh II represent Antellea
men
The inventors *those names will he
called on the building are Robert
Fulton and Samuel Morse
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`BRAIN WORK LEADS TO
SUCCESS,' SAYS HETZEL
President Stresses Scholarship in
Talk To Phi Eta Signia
"Make use of your brains to ob
tain the first taste of scholarship,"
was the essence of President Ralph
D Iletzel's address to the initiates in
to Phi Eta Sigma, national honorary
freshman scholastic fraternity, at the
Centre Hills country club IVednesdny
night.
Hetzel warned the newly hon
ored freshmen to refrain from decetv
ing themselves by thinking that they
would be scholars when they obtain.
ed their sheemilsms. He averred that,
a man obtained the gleatest joy from
life when he tealized that there is al
ways more to be learned, and that
them is no limit to knowledge.
Dean Arthur It. Warnoek opposed
the pi evalent idea that study Is a
Hold. Everything
For the Confirmed
A lasting gift—in jewelry
HANN & O'NEAL
Opposite East Campus
IN THE SPRING A YOUNG MAN'S
FANCY
Pastel Shades
SPORT COATS
AND
FLANNELS
They have just arrived and they are the very
~; wlw 1..1 - .i. i - :~~"ini •)rtr i. ~.~rnr+rr ~n.rrn.wlr F-.,,
essence of Spring. FANCY that!!
Mk:gg:,,,,rk,A7,-;
Friday, April 11, 1936
'mind.' He claimed that study mer
its fob one only as much as the stu
dent applies himself. Continuing on
the mime subject, J. Theodore Wolfe,
senior adr:sor of the local group and
Dr. Francis J. Tschan, faculty duce
tor, emphasised scholar ship as a
backgiound for careers.
C4" l- ' l 3l
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No matinees during Distal Vocation
PITIDAY-
Joan Oran ford, Bennie Rubin,
' Ukelele Ike in
"MONTANA MOON"
SATURDAY—
Joan Bennet, Kenneth MneKennn in
MONDAY and TUESDAY—
Matinee Daily at 110
Frank Fay and All-Star Calif in
“UNDER ATEXAS 'MOON"
WEDNESDAY—
Loretta Young, Doug Puoybanku, Jr
THURSDAY—Evening showing only
Tom Moore, Blanche Sweet in
"THE WOMAN RACKET"
NEXVVRIDAY-
Van and Schenk, Bennie Rubin in
•THEY LEATtNED ABOUT WOMEN
Nittany Theatre
FRIDAY—
Betty Comps.. Chester Morrr,
"THE CASE OF SGT. GRISCUA"
SATURDAY—
TUESDAY—
Virgini_a Vali!, John Holland In
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