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FRIDAY. OCTOBER 5,192 S
A SENIOR LA VIE—OR NOT?
The most important business sshich will eonfsont mem.l
s of Student Council when they eons one Tuesday night
their ln-weekly meeting ss dl he that of deciding the fate
La Vic, the present Junim yearbook. And it noss tin
es that the plan foi publishing La Vie as a seams an
al still be adopted by legitimate action inasmuch as
dent Board and venous outstanding membeis of the
dent, faculty and alumni body haw passed favorably
nn the ness plan.
Yet, it mould be unfair to pass such a ruling moiety;
Ruse .s few students, who might possible constitute an
representative poop, faros the nem plan That is
Y general student opsnion and continent is solicited
rtainl,l, these has been nn unanimous umising against'
proposed action; nesthes has these been the genmal
nment so despmately desued Whethei it is because of
ck of intmest or lack of knouledge on the past of the
dent body that this pmplemng silence musts is not
nun If it he lack of intmest, then the general mdmdes
ce should sem= after the passage of the luting If it
lack, orknouledge that binds the student's tongue, the.
lieu ing description of the ness plan u ith arguments pro
d con ioa se", to enlighten tern and thus aid his
If the new plan is adopted La l'te ill be issued collo
the second semester of the senior peat as is customary
the larger universities of the country The present
wets oil maintain then positions and following Oleos
ill be elected at the Sluing elections of the sophomme
0111‘ one cool, Instead of the usual two, will be
sued to each senior. To ptocale fin the %m at. histoiv
d 'molds of the test 1920, in event of the passage of
e new plan, one of two methods mill be emploced
that a sniallei and less elaborate annual 1 1 .111 be is , ated
erely lot the sake of continuing the churn of record 01
supplementaiy section will be added to the senior yeat
ok for the same purpose
A list of the pro arguments follows
1. A senior 3earbook mould be more trill) represen-
Ilse of college life since it mould contain a more atle
4ite and complete record of etentmand nctitities.
2. It mould case the expense of Ini3ing two annuals
3 It mould pros ide more time for staff member, to
wile mailable material and would retiree come of the
al) burden which weighs upon artier Juniors.
I. It would contain a more time 4 assortment of
Alen accounts and would he more accurate!) de,rling
the -)c!ir7hich is part of its title. , • „
For opposing arguments, these ate listed•
I E‘ents of the present year mould not be pis
med in the customary elaborate or adequate manner.
2. Present seniors mould need to sacrifice their ac
,ities list and be content oith little or no o mien part
the histom of the College as recorded in La Vie
3 Piriancml settlements and other items of business
ight he left unfinished at the time of graduation. •
J. The College has not >et become an actual unncr•
ti and so is not read> for such n foroard step,
These ore the major famrahle and 11(1,4,1Ae opinions
incoming the proposed change which, ham all piesent
dications, mill pass Student Council Tuesday night unless
appal ent consensus of student criticism uses against
Those who would still manifest no concern and intei
.t they feel that ,judgment should lie solely with
e class it affects should testae that it has a duect beat.
g on two classes, the Juniors and seniors, and an indnect
eanng on the remainder orthe students who must some
ay adhere to the new• ruling if it is passed.
Immediate student comment on either side of the
luestion is hereby solicited thmough the Letter Box de
artrnent of this publication. The powei to mule out the
noposed plan as smell as the might to adopt it is possessed
y the student body Tako your choice and net accoidingly.
BRIGHTEE PROSPECTS
Prospects for a favorable reception of Penn State's
n °posed 38,000,600 Bond Issue at the November elections
ne b, coming brightei The membets of the'State Chain
.er of Commerce voted favorably on the College Bond Issue
y a larger inajmltyithan on any of the other thtee issues.
residing to tin. ligmes, 63.4 per cent of the voting mem
os dcelmed themeelvee In favor of it mhile 36.6 per cent
Med "no"
While numerous fuctors pond toward n passage of
le Issue, it is by no means an accomplished fact. Stud
ds, faculty, alumni and filends of the College must all
and their efforts towards the success of the cause The
people of the State must be made to realize what the pro
posed Bond Issue means to their College, shat it means
in the education of then sons and daughtms. To the Col
lege the Bond Issue Is et mything It is north to orkmg
haul I'm
Pre3llo
t I sidert
Tn a met.
Now that the beast tu%hing season is ON CI. the nets
fiaternity pledges still base an opportunity to see them
=cites in .1 totally (lament light During the period of
iu%hing the leading Insilco sons king. lie stun petted,
lump. ed, ti eated to "movies." chocolate ['oozes, etc.
Hi, t amts mat allowed to expand beyond all limits %%Rh
I the encum[erence of his %est as the only lestrieting in
j iluence He sons THE DESIRED ONE He was a tin
lgod upon a candy thione until a pledge pin tested snugly
in the lapel of lus coat.
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Anett.uott rtlitor
Manning Mit,
~cm-IntL I. ditor
A•ein.mtt I. dsior
-- Iluttinrvot Manas.cr
-Circulation Mann-er
Adtvrti4lntr
At the touch of the ss and of the modern Greek Allot'.
ins the thione has Nanished The tin god no longer
legally in fiotetnal cu cles on his tinsel chariot Ile is
himself again, es en leas than himself With a shock lit
:makes !rem his dream of ideal blotheihood and finds
Inmself on the cold, hard giound. Ile must now take Ins
true place in the daily mounds of the umomantm putt at
flatermte life lie must learn the business from the
giound up, as it woe. Noss he maim,' that it is his place
to seise uncomplainingly. Ile ',ill no doubt rebel at him
penal state at first It nlll do him no good. Such things
H SLIIHHILH,
F Hem°
iut ashes. mowing lawns, ,axli.g Hoots, doing
midnight lunch and mall sett ice, and an along the In oth
-014 at the ungodly . hour of soon o'clock in the morning
me inevitable in the life of e‘ety fleshmanThledge. if
he conies off Ills duties Stith good glace, he uill sun the
lespect and leniency of his oppres,ot.s If not, he still be
introduced to the paddle plinciple
,The foregoing may sound harsh to the ems of the fra
ternity pledges. They may get the idea that they time
joined the strong gioup and seriously consider turning ni
then pledge pins The men m ith the !ingest vanity will
hind the pill the bitterest to smallom But considering
everything, fieshnian duties me not such a haidship as
they seem The tasks mill seem less humiliating if the
freshmen still remember that e‘eryone in the classes abut c
base Nubnutted to the same so-styled indignities Ile
must discuid the idea that he, indlyirlualll. has been chos..
en to ieceire the floss oof the nether spurts AlioNe all,
lie most not tomer himself to the basest of all crones of
Collegiate Definitions
NUMBER 1-CO-OP COACH
A Co-Op coach is any poison endowed with pom Judg
merit, a loud voice, two faces and a thick skull, an individ i
ual who will make a public ass of himself by convening or,
thickly populated corners with other knights of the assout
ed quid to paiticipate in a gars atolls and vociferous squab
ble over the defects of the football team A high and
mighty voice supplemented by an extremely minus knom
ledge of football them m pundits, ale the essertial
requisites of a Co-Op coach
Not only students are eligible for post, as Co-Op
coaches but townspeople, high school boys and esen som,
members of the circuit . , and Mama] comps rse the ranks id
the demented mentor= Usually, disgusted athletes who
bemoan tire fact that thi.‘ "didn't get a square chance'
bolt from the teal ranks of college students and with their
e‘aggerated therm roe of football spread undesn able propa
ganda over the campus,
Co-Op coaches knott abet is wrong atth the coaching
staff; tt by the line is weak, ahv the backfield is slot.,
why so-and-so is on the bench when he should be on the
'tatsite, why so-and-so is on the 'torsite when he should
be on the bench Co-Op conches know anything and et el t
thing. why Ducknell is going to squelch us, why we will
notes heat Pitt's wet st team with out best. For authentic
infolmatton on anything—except foothall—readers should
consult the Unorgam7ed Association of Demented Mentois
feo.Op Coachcs)---.State College blanch.
We
Are Still
Doing
Business
KEELER'S
Cathaum Theatre Building
KINGS FOR A DAY
THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
Side Lines
Penn State opponents should see
plenty of red this year. Sensing.
Evans, Morn ill and Du% all are the sor
ell-topped g, Allen aho pi ovule the
dungen colon 'line coaching shelf
boasts Griffiths and inning), as its
led bends
IMIMI
Tomortou'. encounter should pro
ide plenty of Ineuml, Action
•hould prevail v,ith Bullet, and Lwow
fighting for ,uinemace on Nov Bor
er Battlefield
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Captain Ilidlei and.Slaughtet, Get
' tvsbuig's tao tiny tackles, should keep,
then go,d line a ell hidden ft 001 view
The tritium weighs a scant 212 pounds
sshdc his running mate mci clv tips
the ,talev at 210
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Bee likes to keep his gtidmen in
good 'humor doting practice sessions
the othci dal he tooted his whistle
Cot set immage and members of the
fist too teams put on then equip
ment Five minutes latei Dutch
Rickel trotted out with knee pude.
shin gnat& ,elbou ptotectois etc.
The jocund t ietician said snulinell, •
"Dutch, you look like a mediesal
knight " "Ye ih t hut I don't play like
one," came the quick reply.
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Penn State's coach tiles to mnke
real lions out of his proteges It is
not uncommon to heal him shout be
tween plays dining, sol unmage; "Men,
nit' gotta' teal,'"
Twenty Years Ago
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The Bellefonte Centiat train ran
Into a diove of toms a <lntuit.: melt
of Cole,lle last meek and tut) of Ulu
animals mere lolled The engine Al
though derailed remained uptight am
sustuned no damage
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Wednesday night the fieshine
were ,hazed by the senile:tunes, 111,
hitter class posted bills all mei toss]
and sesterdni, morning it loobed a
thona a 1055 gang had beet
thiough it, so uell bad it been posted
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The horse shoo held here la , t. Sat
Imlay on Beasts Field 'nought on
a huge audience despite chilly m
and blusteljng v.inds
The class of horses entered was
better than anetaae and it shows that
there is still n great deal of pride
taben in them in this community It
Is to be hoptd that the event will be ,
come a permanent one
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Penn State's outlook is exceeding.-
1p ith the cninllment neating
the 1,150 mail. The fi eshinan class
is the laigeat set tccomded, numbeinig
375
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It ras decided by the Athletic As
satiation that at the Bucknell gain
the gtandstand is to be tese,ed fo
babes and then estop is and lot NNIC
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PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS
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STATE COLLEGE
It: MOTOR CO.
Local smoker
Learns 'Bitter
Lesson Abroac
New York,
March 13, 1928
Lama & 73rD Co
12tehmond, Va.
Gentlemen.
I have used Edgeworth Smoking
Tobacco for the past twenty-five}pars
fu oyears ago! took my trusty briar
along on a trip abroad, intending to
revel in the delights of the (oolong
mixture, in London I contra that I
did not carry along with me any of the
little blue tins of Edgeworth But the
joke was on me 1 went back to Edge
worth, only this time I had to pay 45e
for a 15e tin of Edgeworth ,
Incidentally, on a trip through
Enkland and later through Ireland,
wassurprised to find the wide distribu
tion and ready sale of Edgeworth in
Great Britain A frequent and famil
iar sign in Dublin, Cork and other
cities in Ireland was a white streinner
announcing a new shipment of Edge
worth. To make such a conquest m
the home of smoking tobacco must be
very gratifying to your house.
Sincerely,
J. 13 Eft
Edgeworth
Ira High Grade
Sm4ing Tobacco
Letter Box xsay. It is quickly passable in good
m °utile)
Fiore Philadelphia and vicinity the
best ioute Is to turn right off the
Lincoln highway at Downingtown,
diming to Hainsburg via Ephiata,
Colin, all and Hummelstown Some
rme-uar traffic will be enconnteied
just nnith of Banishing, but this
mute is prefelied to the detour bonne
on the West Shone of the reef to
Clank's Fein% Foi the return trip
the load via \Yam Sheet, Mount
Union and MeConnellsburg is 'angel,
but recommended for its scenic splen
doi.
IThe Colles:lsmutleome. commumentiona
I. lour, than 15n north, on nny .o*rt of
nunm Intere4t The lolitor+
v ro,pon.11,11II) for sentonet. xprep4r I
the Letter Ho, lume,er
Octohei 8, 1928
State College, Pn
EDITOR,
Penn State COLLEMAN
Dent Su•:
We lead the :libel° in the October
2nd issue of the CoLtrAmts eoneein
ing the tesemition of seats for the
annual Bucknell football game with
Jeeps and teals On tL.S day the
campus will lie of endowing with the
paints of those who ate in Penn
State They Come to ,isit then eons
and daughters and to see the institu
tion they are 'attending and they see
Penn State A. A Inc., a business Co
to pi ise, 1h hose slogan is, "Divide Dad
from Dollars Doubly"
We,deem the Idea of assessing the
parents for their entertainment while
at Penn State an unpardonable sin
We are not Scotch descent nor Hill
too chance upon our Dads' names
uhile alls perusing the latest copy
if "Those Who Slate Made Their• Pile
And Ilow," but why should those men,
mho defray the espens, of their
children sthile in college, pay for an
entertainment to mhich they hose
hoer inured by the college
Had the capitalist or moneylender
who instigated this idea thought along
both sides of the question, he would
have undoubtedly seen that though
Penn State A A. Inc will gain a eon
sides able nurnbei of dollars, K 54.111
not gain any additional hacking fez
the proposed Bond Issue
And uhat of those students, (me
are among them) who as vet do nut
know if there Dail will he able to
"break alias" °set that week-end The
esult n ill be a son in the West stands
and his father an the East stands
A nice churning visit, what sa.i.
It this satiation is right then wt ate
al, a nice, hig, fat letter and marl at
tp the dead-letter office
STATE.PROPOSES ROUTES
FOR DADS' DAY VISITORS
Fot those who motet to the College
tot Fathoms' Day, the highways in
the immediate vicinity of the College
mill he found in excellent condition.
The only detour of consequence in
Central Pennsylvania that need be
tiay emsed is encountered at Thomp
sontown on the William Penn Iligh-
Miss Louise A. Lambert's
Beauty Parlor
Leitzell Building
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nom the west the best route is
sir Hollidaysburg (avoiding Altoona
and Tynone) to Water Street. From
the noithwest. chive via Clearfield,
Snow Shoe and Bellefonte Fioni
the north and northeast, dine via
Williamsport and Lock Haven, on
Sunbuil and Ltwisburg
Cential Pennsylsamit's mountains
mill be at the height of their fall col
minas at this tame, inaling any pall,
'et the State
ENGINEER CONSTRUCTS
RECORDING APPARATUS
Mi. James I Clowei, instructor in
mechanical engineering, has complet
ed ,Ins appatatus for deteinuning the
tempetatuie of oil films and beatings
which, he believes, will afraid new
datum on the thorny of ruction.
The work is being earned on under
the chiection of Piof. Louis J Bind-
ford of the School of Engineeting
Prafessot Bradford states that he
will present a paper to the American
Society of Mechanical Enginems if
the apparatus proves successful
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strict supervision, mean assured
safety foi you in your dealings with
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Friday, October 5, 1928
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Nittany Theatre
FRlDAY—Cathaum
Sue Carol. Arthur Lake,
FRlDAY—Nittany
Ronald Colman, 'Warn Baal.) in
'TWO LOVERS'
SATURDAY—Cathaum—.
Oii N e Borden, John Boles in
SATURD-4Y—Natany—
• "THE MR CIRCUS'.
MONDAY and TUESDAY—
Matinee Dul l at 2.00
The Greatest of All Air Pictures
Collin Moore and Gary Cooper in
"LILAC TIME"
Special prices: adults 511 c, children Tic
TUESDAY—Nittany—
Jean Ilerxliolt; 'Marian Nixon in
"JAZZ MAD"
STARK 13R9S EMARPER.)
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