"Modest Louise Heller (Anne Mellinger), she repo
chit _State Collegian shuns not finis family publicity but also th.it of the press,
i also appe.ticil in the play, I must say as it ei,titet of
Published semi - weekly during the College year by students, ~
of the Pennsylvania State College, in the interests of the 1"eoiil
College, the students, faculty. alumni and friends. I Session Three
THE EXECUTIVE BOARD I "In Sect - nil:ince uith the papilla, (') demand, I lime
WIIEFLER LORD, JR '2B . , President 1 i elu teal), betaken m). self to the photon., aphei ,u ho tut :I-
R. M. ATKINSON '25 Vice-President !ed out to be a most impeitmently ttnioui fellow. lie
C P. FLINN '2B Treasurer 1 u anted to I.nou tx hethei I m anted a full length poi ti nit,
THE EDITORIAL, sTArr
AVIIEMER LORD, JR. '2O
131.NJAMIN KAPLAN '2B
11. M. ATKISOOO '2B
W. S TILO',UON '2O
P. R SIIALT/, '2O
politic nun, prilawrans, office-seek,s and the lite hand
L IL Bell, Jr. '29 11 P. Airleiram '29: photo:van!, of thenp,e.h es to the nen 05519015, they usual!,
II E. Hoffman '29 L Mitstrfer '29 , get one that was taken In then youth. !lase you any"
TILE BUSINESS STAFF lUpon he or ing that I hadn't, he smiled and proposed that 1
CF. FLINN TS Buamces Manager lON new phOtOZI,IIIIIC I ejmenutaon process 'lt'll make
It. It Ettro..s. ertislng Manager 'you tool, sea, younger, he said base invented a Surd
M' J. Mao airrlN '29 Circulation INnager That will orate the veers drop off like tailing leaves in
;Autumn'
ASSISTANI bL sINCSS mANAGERS
tertanilv Non didn't fall On all that bosh
I' C. ISlLCounnughis r J II Reiff
I "IN ell, I'll try anything once."
3.' S 'Yr
! Smith°, I bet sou won't reLognve yourself. At any
1000. ..re mottoesl, inn be interested to sec what he does with your lite-
Telephone 2P2•IV, Cell
°Mee !loon: II Oil
made
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OM, Moan, Postfim PsbliMinr Co 01010150 Col Isoodo„,. That seems to hare been the consensus of Lori-
Inc P.
noon, But ,to the mdpidual performers themsehes—
"Most or them contributed to the entire shoos wry
.Lapably, as frost everyone agrees The Glee Club's in
- ,ter pretatton of Old Man Noah took the eolleglatel e-
POLITIC.IL PEACE iserbral Late, whlle the Kennedy-Shuster dancing team
aril the magic disrday of Freshman Thrasher pressed the
The political turmoil th it stirred this college r songstet s ham d Pot first flown,
hamlet !alloy, mg recent class elections has finally ..A„„ unit m u lout „ „„„„ for „„.„„ m „ et ,„„ •
bt.cit calmed, we hope, by the careful I ecount and re- linime and for less of the self-constrousness that nearly
stitch conducted by the Committee on Elections and l
,pr oved disaster ously embar rassurg For the lust time
the Check-up Committee A final tails of the ballots,in months Miss ,„iiig was rnuuprcesn'e „„„
„‘„bah „ ,
Last in the so-c tiled "susptcaous" school has resultedLhagoned her , elf to diserwer that operatre 1101111.41 es
111 a slightly diminished figure, one that is less than i s m not ho w thoo , so , o , to Jo, singing
the total enrollment of the school concerned and one ~C ulp bless an exceedingly sweet trumpet wludl Seellts
the[ should reassuie all interested parties that the ft, hale been highly appr coated by es eryone e‘tept n 11111-
proper men were elected wean in the bacicgtound suite insisted on smiling in a
Entered of the Forintthe Stub Ettllrede, rn, et re,ond CNA, matter '
TUESDAY, MAY 15, 1928
.If there be individuals content with the end but ..,ustei mann. and Mho infused to applaud 31a2.be his,
suspicious of the means, they must know that every , silente 1.115 the most mannell3 thing—.
side sits offensive to a toting system that is its nearly I "One thou: mole The Valsdy Qualtet centainly
perfect as any human mind can devise That has , ,,„„„, kit like f„„, Cab 'taut,. Maybe tie been 'polled!
been the conclusion after considerable debate Hie
,ii, the olgan-like t N that and solume of the 1926 team,
Collegian has been interested iron' a purel yßu-•l hl
, CI than], Bush, Alegalgel and Bullet, Lut I honestly be-'
standpoint and, although it made no outright aceu-, hen e [hone .is batten groin =tenet in the Club As no
nations, telt that the impossible total i t left ooquus -, ,h,alual tinges v, t adinne es ety one of them, Peels es
boned, would allow eternal criticism The resulting 'peLlalle, but as a musical eomblnabon, 1 think they're
insestigatien has erased much doubt , e‘cceilingly damp"
Let there be peace , Souther.: Bullosophel, Is that oho the!, tan oft the stage'
cl ------- i - - ---
A RECORD BROKENSe , ,sion •r,, 0
, Smither, Weis ou m the Nieinit, of Sch,,ab
At the close of the football season last fall the inn Saluda,' night when It n oche,' as though it night
Uric ersit) of P , ttsburgh's poaa tul grid team With torn mei on its sole
the stellar Gibby Welch administered a decisive de-1 'Soothe's, vou'w been to Bellefonte again and you
kat to Penn State's eleven Again, the Panther bas. 1,n0,, that stall—"
ctball bee handtd the Lien quintet equally decisive Smith.. You misjudge me Bullosophei, as UOll as my
deleats on the courts of both t teal teams In tact, Immo of speeth I uas nunelv trying to be oliginal to
no Pittsburgh major sport team had suffered a re- stating my enthusiasm tot the !lams' to esentation
verse during the past school year until the Blue and Itoneqlv t hasen't laughed so hood of so much slate
Wlthe crack track squad amassed eight) points to,Medea, that old theek tthgedy, omits staged nommbet
for the Smoky Cut} team on Ness Beaver' "Ye., I lumens's:l. But this uas a thin:lent ease—
held Saturday
The track team and its coach. Nate Carmel - I;
deserve a great deal of credit for doing what no other
collegc. sarsitv has beta able to do this year Coach
Shea of Pittsburgh hid stars Welch, \Vibecan and
Picard. but Nate had stars Bates, Coy and Barth°ln
wow in addition to a strong squad of track and field
nice. The Lion cindernien broke a long string of vic
tones tor Blue and Gold %arsine:. They are to be
congratulated
SPIRIT WEEK
The opening of Spirit Week tomorrow will mark
the beginning of the end of a year of customs for
tie treshmen. the veal hogs vv ill sutler the last of
the so-called hardships during the latter part of this
week 'I hey silll he required to wear the conven
tional green ribbon on the top of then dinks and
will he forced to keep that streamer parallel to the
Mound by keeping continuously in motion when on
the campus and its ens irons In order to be sure
that the neophytes obey the edict of tradition, sopho
mores will appear on the campus carrying paddles
with which to accentuate the pace of any unambitious
yearling who tails to keep the ribbon in the prescrib
ed position iflovement of freshman truffle on the
campus will thus be assuredly rapid
On 'Saturday, however, the freshmen will be
properly rewarded for long-suflermg patience After
the tug-of-war scrap on Old Beaver the neophytes
will wipe aoay lore‘er the stigma of the green clink
and the black sock and will emerge iron the ceremon
ies resplendent in bright ties and all the glories of
sophomore customs In view of this future felicity
and happiness, then, the freshmen should assume the
proper attitude toward Spirit Week They should
be guilty of no revolts, no outrages to College pro
perty, which, 01 COUrse, they mould pa) for in the end
anyway They should drop troin their minds any
vestiges of self-pity which ma) have lodged there
and enter light-heartedly into the celebration of
Spirit Week If they do Mush, they will enjoy the
traditional week and so will everyone else The
sophomores, on the other hand, should take no un
lair advantage of their position They should be
severe, but not unreasonable in the administration at
their paddle-swinging duties
Spirit Week was intended to be a revival of col
lege Spirit Let this week-end be a ievival of Spirit,
not a renewal of class hatred,
The Bullosopher's Chair
I=112!9
Smaller, Sao you touting NOM uatch chain impatient-
It Fl day night ,artmg for the Glee ( tub xmalevale ohow
to commence Late almost eser v other Auditor rum event,
it began late
"Yes, simply because the supply of ticket sellers in
the lobby sins inadequate In fact, thole Ni as only one
man at the sauce of loam, many patrons. Leann,ly,
thew me ntme ti ust, thy—"
Souther, You've said enough What is yom loser and
ft.!. opinion of the she,
"Well done. Noy ,ell done, indeed! The Glee Club
and its nuultaucs occupied the plattmoi long enough to
pave conclusively to the Thespians and all other tunnel n
td that is is possible for a student mganivation to stage
nn applopi late, one...sting and yelled enteitamment at
vrip morlottle to We."
Ihu,t, motile m Ii oat tiett taken. When I replied that it
Editor-in-Chief ,didn't minim, he botanic qoineuhat nuMted, scouled and
Assistant Editor I.,d,ed me why I was h tsing my picture taken."
Manint•ng Editor Smithei. Ind you esplained, 1 hope
.I.,ocuite Editor; "Solely, and he , std, tot publication, eh "
‘ssoc.ate Edttot,Artei smile 111011V:11:S of deep thought he continued. *u hen
laughing. n lib them, I mean ' I taloa foi lc:night the dIS-
Vase Dileator 31,0 n is-to be congtatulated lot the ap
.piopliate selection of the play if foi nothing else False
ipie.,entation4 hase left then mail, in Penn State riaNel
:histoi v alinmt eseiN. tune, and "The Family Umtai.s .
'mas no exception It ,14 not, as,l foaled tt UOUili
I Mei done'.,oxeidiaan oi aniatemigh.
"Edam Sadd, in the part of Pa Iltllet sins pinpoi t.
cast rot the lost time this yeas (Thespian shots included)
and 'Ames! to he shot one can teen only a ,eseans lie
had the None, gestmes, action and the intuition that tote
matned bun 01 the &glee of enthusiasm mtth ',lnch his
laugh winching lines mould be received Hats oft to pad
Milton Young Intel Pitted his patt almost pettedly,
' As mise-ctaclttng Willie llellet, he had a splendid oppot
tundy to do chatactm moth and esetyone mho attendee
' knous he made the be't of it Ann Gat bet as dui,' Anna.
belle, had Oven a It utlei nart and relict rated even mot:,
capably than Young although she did forgot . tier child ac
cent occasionally Mini Osteihout was het versatile sell
as Ma Ilellet and, along malt Sada, °tiered the most el•
feats e chat act. Intel pi etatton of the night. nets etas
nittating pmt and she ceitamly knew how to lit,
tate
"Hein Art Cunningham had nothing to offer probably
because his , part offered no opportunities Janette Bruns
might hate had an unusual characterization for the midi
ence, but no one knee; no one could see She failed to
face the audience once Ar line liistlei was oell east as th
mother of Charles Giant.
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THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
I "For the Glory
W lint plinse of Penn Slate Itfe utll
rt maul longest in )our mentor, otter
gradual ion '
See; dal or Student Connell
"The thing n huh nupt essed me
most dm mg my foul terns of college
!lie to the Inchange of he
lm een myself and the thousands of
students ho bend the campus.
"The tiadamnal "hello" came don
finough the pmts to us as a means
of taint, on together in a band of
fiumilship peculku to Penn State.
After I s tv "hello" to a fellow stu
dent on scant al occasions I feel that
L ate ft lends, even though I may
not know his name This custom hos
heloetl me a gloat deal to keep up
my spit its, especially dm mg my
fteshman and sophomm e yens
"It Is thin "hello" uluch I Shall as
oetate ugh Penn State long after
mono of the subjeas I studied heir
ate Da gotten."
lho old E 11,,ti ngs 'JS
"It is sets , Mud to say Just what
phase of my college life is going to
Mean the most to me. I might group
it under one big heading and ansPm
the question by saying 'human assn.
mations ' If INtele peinutted to do
that I'm positive that fonts. year.
home I wouldn't imn oath insself for
basing :mid it. Ihmesei, I'll disin
tegrate that (Aplebblull and let my
anso or be—football
' We'‘e gone thlough n small-scale
'hell' up t 1 oe on dicte fluids and
tonne out the hatel fm having done
The hie-dd tor, f, there ale
hound nrth th , L 111 ,meat, and
Ounkes, and hopes, and Intl! endute the
length of fife's span I know that
those me:names Sc ill 119 foto.m sue
led, and I feel sane that the lessons
lean red in that game will stand me
In good stead In the game of life."
I=l
400lvott of !WeilmteJtoto Colored
"The hist anal most lasting tininess-1
ion of Penn State from the vca point
of an undeigi actuate, an alumnus, or
a A ISItOI is the line spit 1E et 'dent I
It hen one "AIMS in contact nith any
base of the College This son it
consaleiatain of the abet fellow.
it might be called, stands out notonls
in the relations of individuals but be.'
tneen groups and mgankations on
the campus -
"This line spit it is especially notice-
able among the fraternities in then
contacts with each other The ap
parent lack .of selfish intetests and
pett.y jealousies pi educes a feeling of
xhich Penn; State can surely be
laud Siziqa unity of feeling anions
Cu social sumps leads on the daily
I :i. of the campus This es idence of
Pmictithiness, hospitality and democ
. `.I
11, that Is esent at Penn State is
I tett:ant; necessary in the make-up of
college life today."
Nittany Track Team
Defeats Pitt, 80-55
(Continued from first pare)
h ittle and Das Is CI ossed the finish
lint fat in fuhance of the weatms of
‘;‘, the Blue and Gold Bill Co \ non the
nule lace alth little eflott while Offen
- , house, and Hellftith bailed the Intel-
IC collegtate title hold., to the tape.
- ,11,1,1 n,, Bass, and Lee strode eight
a laps to gain a etctmy (tom the Pan
(het too-toilets. Haskins made a
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pretty ‘ spllnt on the final stretch to
Weal; the cold
Al Bates won the 220-yald low!
hurdle race with ICnobloch, Panther
stai hurdler, as his nem cst opponent ;
Ed Eggers was fenced to follow Kno-I
in the 120-void high bindle con
test while Voight of Pitt seemed the ;
loss heeling post.
I=l
Welch mused himself to be the out
standing field num of the day by add- ,
inn eighteen points to the Uniemsitai
scone The Parallel football lumm
my emerged esetm mils m .the 10-
pound shot, javelin and discus com
petition uhile in addition he scented
second place In the Inc:al-jump smith
Al ,Butes as his competitm
Ken 1% diecan, Pitt's dasl.v splint
er, Wits only Once islets behmd
Welch in the swung held The'
Smoky City flash Moho the tape in
the eentuiy, 220-yard and quartet
mile dashes Captain Dick But thole.;
mese ti ailed INllLecan to the tape in
the 100 and 220-yin d, spunts %lute
Bdl Katlinth nns eves taken and pass-1
ed be the Umvetsay etudet stains sec.,
cial.vide hem the cold
Gwynn, Pittsbmgh's stocky little
hamoun thrower, tossed the ball and
chain to slam!, on.ei Mond! and Ma
honey who placed second and thud for
Penn State Although not reqching
lus founei height because of the
Mist: wind blowing at the time, Pick
ant annexed the pole %atilt hone,
when the bin was at the 11 foot.
inch lest! Mobley placed nest fm
the liatany contingent mhde Bates
nod Brinket tied for the thud posi
tion
Two Lion to nehmen; Bates and
woe equally matched m the
high jump while Woods of Penn State
and Stoup of Pitt tied lot second
place, with Mobley tanking thud
Esehbach and Haman placed nest to
Welch in the discus and shot as ents
tespectivel,N , Lee and Humus bailed
the famous mulnon slat to gathet
fom tallies in the jmelin thh ow
Al Bates smpas , ed his own
collegiate title malt as well as his
college In oad Jumping lecold by
leaping 21 feet, 9 inches into the son
dust pit Welch was nest in line with
Biowstein placing thud
Penn State's freshman hackmen
in el n helmet' the Pittites in a one
sided contest The Lion offspi rugs
scented CICN en first and third places
nod ten second sem mg posts in an
eiToi t to swamp the Panther cobs
Len is moved to be the high point
rem el among Coach Flank Shea's
proteges lie finished first in the
120-5 aid high bindles and the high
jump and placed second in the cen-
The
Jasper, Tenn.
March 23, 1927
Trade followed Commodore Perry's
flag into Japan. Today,as Bell System
pioneers develop their service, trade
follows the telephone.
In advancing the art of telephony,
there are still plenty of doors to open,
plenty of new steps to take.
What apparatus will meet some new
ly-arisen condition in serving the sub
"OUR PIONEERING WORK HAS JUST•BEGUN"`
WPSC RADIO PROGRAM
Tonight
700 p In —Penn State Grange
ploglant.
1. Square dance music
2. Speaket s
Woltel C Gumbo' '2B,
"The Clenge Dorm
tor y; Carlton H.
B, one '2B, "Commun
ity Sings," Jane
Cleasy '29, "The Out
,door Lunch linsket "
Tomorrow
7 00 p m.—Weekly spurts coaching
tall,.
"Our State Government"
gel ICS—
"blow the State Spends
Ite Donal," by Dr Co,
ter Ewing; "The Coming,
Radio Convention" by
Flank AI Gage! '28,,
"The Engineeling Con
felenees," by J. Onto
Fella.
toil dash and the 220-3 aid loss
list dies competition
Po Ilerion 'Lead% Lion Scoring
Fullerton, led the seating activates
of the Natany plebes with Once vie
loins to his credit The Lion year-
Lng canted away the lamas in the
100-yard dash, 220-,y aid low hurdles
and in the bleed jump, tallying fifteen
points Shawley, , foirnes State Col
lege high school football and land:
sous one point behind Full
erton for sooting holm,
Relicts took the lead front the stmt
in the one-mile lace and finished
chend of the other contestants Rob
time and Hamm, of Conch Cat tmell's
contingent, mete the next to follow
the winnet across the finish line,
Flenniken's sudden slant of speed on
the home stretch gave hint an easy
twisty in the 410-yard dash Hiding
el of the Nittany team and Coleman
el Pitt nceounted fat three and one
points to the otdet named
Musser Takes Jarelin
Mussel, Lion plebe, who bloke the
College ja‘elin record last year, at
tained first place in the spent thiow
mg event although he did not equal
by, old math The Javelin contest
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Tuesday, May 15, 192 S
sus a clearhsweer; for thC Penn State
freshmen pith lien and Shawley
plaung second and thud icspeehrely
Me.nger Win+ Tan-Mile
Me:singer trailed Otis. Moore, one
of the best milers in last year's inter
scholastic, mho hails from Brooklyn,
New Yolk, for seven turns around
the track, When the Mud circuit was
half completed the lanky Nittany dis
tance man broke into n faster pace
and linrshed several yards ahead of
the Pittate, smith Williams of Penn
State finishing thud.
Dutton placed first in the pole
satin uhile Shawley and Edwards se
cured a seven-point advantage for the
Center County yearlings in the discus
Shauley annexed the hammer
toss and together with Herr, placed
second and thrld in the It-pound
shot contest
Doispeck, Coach Shea's sprint
man, cantied off' the honors in the
220-yaul dash Stool.cy and
hLdmng
en, woolens of the Bloc and White,
followed the Pittite Omen closely to the
d.
Nittany Theatre
TUESDAY-
Lon Chanc* in
"I, %UGH, CLOWN, LAUGH"
Special Plices: adult, 10c, children 21e
TUESDAY—Nittany—
Arthur Lake, Barbara Kent hi
"STOP 'l'l[.ll' MAN"
WEDNESDAY—
Eleanor Doardm.rn. Conrad Nagel in
"DIASIOND HANDCUFFS"
THURSDAY and FRIDAY—
Vletor 31cLaglen. lune CoDyer in
• HANGMAN'S HOUSE"
Chwley Chase Comedy
FRIDAY and SATURDAY—
Mlle Dose in
"THE YELLOW LILY
41- 1 r
STARIK. Bliss;
71aberclashers
111 The Unsvarsity Mannar
CATHAUM THGATRE BUILDING
k cooooceC
scriber? 'What are the machines and
methods to make it?
How can the value of long distance
telephony be best presented to in
dustry, and the great potentialities of
this service developed ?
These questions and many like them
point the way to fields which still leave.
ample room for the explorer.
7/!!•"!177 L.