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11. G. WOMFLEY '27
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G. P. FistiEn '27
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TUESDAY, MAY 10. 1127
FOUR Mi1,1,10:',7
By this time the news that Penn State has
received its four million dollar appropriation will
have become as stale as old doughnuts. but never
theless four million dollars merits the attention
of even so conservative a journal as ours. Four
million dollars very plainly is not to he sneezed at.
It will buy new equipment for the science depart
ments, it will assure a new roof for Old Main, it
may even secure competent instructors. Gol'ol'-
1101' Fisher, we thank thee.
IN ANTICIPATION
Charles 11f. Schwab. steel maker extraordi
nary. President of the Am,i'xan Society of .le
eltniettl Engineers, and donor of the Schwab Aud
itorium at Penn State, will deliver an address here
Friday night. Air. Schwab. in spite of his profic
iency at steel making, is a remarkably interesting
personage. He himself would object to being cal
led a personage. Ile would call himself a person.
And despite all that has been said about listening
to Mr. Schwab out of gratitude to his Auditorium
we believe that most Penn State students will wel
come \lr. Schwab not only as a benefactor but as
an orator. Mr. Schwab will speak on senti
ment in business; and Mr. Schwab has a way of
being interesting - . Mr. Schwab, we thank thee.
"DESTROYER" AGAIN
Despite all the howling and blathering that
the Student. Tribunal has put up 1 his.year it can
not be denied that customs at Penn State are
still as merry as ever: in point of being what a
reader of "Stover at Yale" imagines college life
to be, we doubt if Penn State can be equalled
throughout the land, even by Yale. This is a
tremendous educational advantage. We mean this
seriously. There is a certain zest, an exuberance
of boyhood if you will. in the spectacle of two
classes pulling oil each other's pants. It is a sign
of fun, of good humor. of youth. No one ever saw
two. professors roiling around in romance. The
reason is obvious: youth. to an agonizing extent.
.tinst.•be wittehedthe;motiyes, of, prohibition are
bewitehing. , profess Ors, ascent by tr;lditiOn,
are bulldozed. ißtit that is 11CF,idp the qties
,tiou; our preS . Cot pl'Obkll is tll6 Student Tribunal.
• What :hns - the St utout:Tribunal done to cor
rect customs infractionS? What has it done to
inculcate a spirit, of love for Penn State in the
heart of a freshman brought up before
it on some nonsensical charge? What has it
done to make customs enduring? The answer is
devastating. The Student Tribunal hasn't done
a thing. Outside of their usual impotent policing
of class scraps the Justices have done nothing
more to discharge their duties than to assume
front seats in Doctor• Pattee's classroom, chew to
bacco. and exchange smutty pleasantries • with
their victims.
When some idea is discovered that might put
new sport in customs—Spirit Week, for example—
it is not the Tribunal who does the discovering; it
is Student Council. The husky athletes who fill
out the robes of justice so splendidly have nothing
to do with it: they merely condemn. They do not
ever. examine. Why Student Council does not ap
point some intelligent representatives to treat the
cases bearing on customs. is a mystery. Athletes,
very obviously. arc not intelligent. Or else the
athletes sparkling Tribunal keys are not intelli
gent.
For the benefit of all concerned it is highly
advisable that the Student Tribunal carries on
during Spirit Week. That custom has a peculiar
sportiveness all its own. It indicates summer, it
signifies youth, and most of all it creates joy. But
whether the present group of bearcats understand
all this we do not know. They think a freshman
is a football, and arc just as likely to kick him
around as not.
FIFTI"IIIOUSAND DOLLARS REWARD
IVith the announcement that a Columbia uni
versity student has won the ten thousand dollar
prize offered' by "College Humor" there is likely
to be a sudden rush toward Coronoas and a new
whacking away for the fifty thousand dollar re
wards promiscil by the Woodrow Wilson Foundit-
tion. ‘Vitivait inotiv, - -s of. the
&nth., ,ue e,onder what it is all about. Specific
ally
-
olle man mid one woman between twenty and
thirty-live year:, of age. will become more or less
financially cicurc by writing the best essay on
"What Woodrow Wilson - .Means To Ale."
Fifty thousand dollars is a lot of money. but
the Foundation believes Unit if the awards can
"bring to the young people of America a closer
knowledge of the ideals and principles of Wood
row Wilson, - the money have been well spent.
1 Fifty thousand dollars is a lot of' money.
- President
Vize-President
- Treasurer
I For detail: sce the Penn State English de
partment.)
1 7 . , !APr tit-Chief
As:Ant:lnt
lan:iging Editor
tVc;nw:es Efl!tor
No one. as yet. has discovered a single valid;
reason for the Prohibition amendment. It is as-1
sumed that to drink wine, beer, or what have you, 1
is as sinful and as horrible as committing murder:
and it. several thousand years ago the Greeks
drank wine. dumped milk to the cows, and failed I
to become intoxicated. In truth they stood ups
surprisingly sober. and is debatable whether;
Domer did go to Dell. However. if he escaped;
damnation then, he would not hide under his front
porch or bribe his prohibition inspector, today.
The Prohibition fanatics would be on his neck.
poetry and all; surely and malevolently they would
nail him: for Homer would never have made a
Congressman. And as for Daniel Webster \very
he living
It is surprising, in a way, to note with what
patience and mewing the Volsteadians go alma
;their rescuing campaigns. Occasionally along
!with the Congressional Record and speeches made
It y native sons. there comes into this office Pro
t hibition propaganda that would make :t ilolshe
viki turn green with envy. How a Y. M. C. A.
isecretary would gloat in the following brews!
tWe print the communique verbatim: its wisdom
lis golden even as the sun is golden. and its logic
I to all people who are Puritans, is irrefutable:
; rrcat Imeimcre. Westerville. 0. I'm* immediate
rc:emic is tm:vz,r.7ity :tad ealkge rubiientions, free of
W. Lord. Jr. '2J
!Z. Sinnitz '23
Bluiness Manager
AdvertiF!ag Manager
Circulation Manager
V.. 13. Kilhnrn
W. .1. :McLaughlin:2B
charge.
Ili'. Ernest 11. Cherrington, Westerville. 0.. general
secretary of the World League Against. :tad
chairman of t L •t- ctecutive tent:nit:et. or the intercollegiate
Prohibition Asr•u•iattan, which is the student department
of the World League. believes that is education is to be
found -the solution IS the Nvorld liquor problem as well as
the ..c.lution of many 116:n world problents,
Ir. a statement outlining the immediate program of
lha World League Against A koholism. Dr. Cherrington de
clares that dal . lag the past few years ninny speakers rep
rcseating the I. I'. A. have visited American and
MO; in tlle next school year an effort Will be trade to reach
with• speakers every college and university in America.
"The program immediately before the World League
Against Alcoholism," the statement says, "includes the lot-
Lving:
"'First. the reaching of nil foreign language grouim
Anteri?a.
- Smlt!. the making* of a real impact on the university
and collcze students of the United States nut other coun
tries.
"Third. the reaching of the ten thousand student:4
from foreign countries attending, A uteri:on colleges nod
universities.
"Fourth. t',.o bringing to the Unitml States of temper
ance and reform leaders front all parts of the world.
"Fifth. the publication of'an international periodical
/2:0 int,: With ail phases Of the' world's liquor problem.
- Sixth. the directing of comprehensive and reliable
zurveys of the aetual character and effects of alcohol, of
all phases of the liquor prolikfm. and";the practiral results
under prohibition. especially in the root difficult enforce
ment: cotters of the United States. '''
"Seventh. the maintaining; of an international clearing
me and a general World League office.
"Eighth, the keeping of outpoSt offices and special
field representntive; in strategce world centers.
"Ninth. the assisting in inaugurating national tem
perance organizations and national anti-liquor campaigns
in organized countries.
"Tenth. the keeping in touch with the government
ministers. envoys and consuls representing foreign govern
ment,: it: the United States.
"In short - , the program of the World League Against
leoludirm for the years to come is one which is to he
devr. , ted primarily to getting the truth about alcohol, the
liquor problem and prohibition to the people of all nations,
believing that the knowledge of the truth will free the
world from the curse of alenholism.".
?von• we shall go out and get drunk, not for
getting, in. nuy sobriety, to drink Doctor Cherring
ton's health.
We are still living in a normal world. Elee
tionepring is booming it neyer hasbeforq,',the
beStr,Oialithitei4 'are yilimiyig:,:noV:for.Olasii-cpi,eiii
deil6ies: Vat' for §tilaiiCcotiriajobs; ithir there :is
talk of ballot stuffing. All this' is as •it should
be? • •
Special
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THE I.:•ENN STATE COLLEtL'
Rev. Lucc i ock Talks
On "Mother's Day"
"Mother's Day has been disinte
grated in the following ways: it has
been commercialized. standardized
and FentimentaliZed," declared the
lice. D. E. Lucco' i ck in his chapel
lean Suaday mornill4.
"I don't care ivhether the founder
of Mother's Day loess a benefactor or
an enemy of soviet;:: in fact when I
an pessimistic I believe that he was
florist." continued the speaker.
In conclusion Reverend Luccock
stated "The priceless thing is a molt
er's gift of a pair of !night eyes that
recognize the supreme gift of youth:
Money varues ate not the main values
in life 'hut the values of human" life.
Make mother's laws your own law, a
dominating force, that will guide you.
This will sle your tribute to her."
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Special $l.OO each
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Student Desks and Chairs, Student Tables
CHIFFONIERS $12.50
TYPEWRITER TABLES • - $4.00 to SS.SO
CHAIRS - - • - - ----- $3.50
I)ESKS $12.50 to $25.011
STUDENT TABLES . $5.00
COSTUMERS $2.00
GATE-LEG TABLES • - • - $1.50 to $9
DRAWING BOARDS - - $1.25 to MOO
SWINGS $5.00 to $lO.OO
PICTURE MOULDING - 3c to 20c per foot
MAGAZINE RACK - - - ---- $1.75
BOOK SHELVES • • • • $3.50 to $7.50
CEDAR CHESTS - - $3.00 to $25.00
All kinds of special orders and repairs in both
Wood and Machine shops.
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There comes a time in every girl's
life when a boy needs money
Prom !—when the campus rings with music and pretty girls'
laughter. Flops!—when classes are demoralized and every
body's dancing. Takes a lot of money but it's worth it.
Don't let lack of funds keep you from the activities that form
the meat of college life. Turn vacation into money.
College men average $50.00 weekly—sl.3s hourly—selling
Fuller Brushes in summer vacation. Fuller Brushes are nation
ally adVertised. Fuller Men arc welcome in ten million homes.
L.
Free training in salesmanship. Experience of untold value.
Remmierative territories. All this awaits a limited number of
ambitious college men.
Don't miss this opportunity to meet next term's bills. Write
today to -
H. B. HIGGINS, District Manager
302 City Centre Bldg. 121 No. Brood St.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
E. I. N. A. May Conduct (College Board Names
1929 Convention Here Trustee Candidates
(Continued from foot page)
lege and university newapapers
throughout New England, New Yeti,
and Pennsylvania joined in the ;we
day conference. Various committees
mere appointed and definite utte,,,:.eis
were discussed by the respective cant
mittees.
The reports and findings of tile
separate committees were then read
before the entire body for accept: ace
er rejection.
EQUITABLE LIFE OF lOWA
J. A. (Pop) GARRISON
AGENT
Phone 325-W
Pretty
Edgeworth
is what the
well-dressed
pipe
will wear
NIIER WORK
Before May 31
Trustees elected by delegates from
county societies and whose terms ex
pire this Juno are G. G. Hutchison.
.1.:1. McSporran, W. P. llethreck and
C. J. Tre.on.
NOVELTIES AND GIFTS
lIANN & O'NEAL
Cornell University
Summer Session
in LAW.
Virii Term, June 20 to July 27
CONTRACT, Professor Whiteside
of the Cornell Law School.
PROPERTY. Dean Kirkwood of the
Stanford University Law School.
comoucT OF LAWS, Professor
Lorenzen of the Vale University
School of Law.
CO3II'A RATI E LAW, Professor
Lorenzen.
NEGOTIABLE PAPER, Professor
Moore of the Columbia Univer
sity Law School.
INSURANCE. Assistant Professor
Farnham of the Cornell Law
School.
DOMESTIC RELATIONS, Assist
ant Professor Farnham.
Second Term, July 20 to Sept. 2
CONTRACT, Assistant Professor
Billig of the Cornell Law School.
ACTIONS, Professor Wilson of the
Cornell Law School.
CONSTITUTIONAL LAW I, Pro
fessor Powell of the Law School
of Harvard University.
CONSTITUTIONAL LAW 11, Pro
fessor Powell.
PnivATE CORPORATIONS, Pro
fessor Stevens of the Cornell Law
School.
QUASI- CONTRACTS, Professor
cnoothom of the Cornell Law
School.
PUBLIC SERVICE AND CAR
RIERS, Professor Thompson of
the Cornell Law School.
121 Burrowes
Students may begin the study of
law in the summer session
Omega Epsilon
125 Allen St.—Next to Whitey's
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For catalog, address the
Cornell Law School
Ithaca, N. Y.
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We have the exclusive styles in shoes
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Have you seen the announcement
of the $30,000 Coca-Cola prize con
test—out this month in the follow
ing magazines?
The Saturday Evening Post ..May 7
Literary Digest May 14
Colikes Weekly.. May 21
Liberty May 14
Life May 5
Keep your eyes open to Coca-Cola adver
tising for the next three months—in these
magazines, many newspapers, posters and
outdoor walls and signs; in the displays in
dealers' show windows and in soda fountain
and refreshment stand decorations.
Follow this contest and win a prize of real
cash.
Tuesday, May to. 1927
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