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FRIDAY, MARCH 23, 1927
TONIGHT
President liet,el u ill be the central figure
night m hen the ,tudent body assembles in the
ialitormin to] u hat will be the first official mass
leotme in his honor. The gatheung will afford
he undergraduate, and the new Penn State ex
e a fin the! opportunity to get acquainted
a 01 also mail: the fu,t official student cons ma
im, held Im the President since his arrival.
Not long after Dr. Hetzel's coming early in
.inuai‘. be nos surmised one evening by a howl
u. gathering—made up by a goodly
, ortiop of the student body—assembled outside
campu,iesulenee. His appearance helms the
out 'va- a signal for a xolume of cheers—cheer s
ha' meant something mole than noise. The
, t,o , mal student reception for Dr. Hetvel omthat
anuui night nas hem ty—Dr. Hetzel's response
lust as enthusiastic.
(might at the first official mass meeting fm
he President, the students will again have the
ppm I unity tr meet then friend and ally. After
he meeting it has been arranged for Di. Hetzel to
senally greet any student %she cai es to avail
:nisch 01 the opportunity. The gathering Mill
thm strengthen the existing good-cull between
'iesident Hetzel and Penn State undergraduates.
OUR SOCIAL SIDE
It F to be yogi etted that the social advantag-
al Penn State are admittedly not as great as
hose at other co-educational institutions Un
ch,ssmen, particularly, me limited while Jun
o, • and scud find it no easy matter to get a
'ddc" thus to enjoy the company and influence
s tic centlee se:. And the chances one has of
unylin at dances and °keyhole pith gals is a
o , , hen es el small, in the well-rounded education
Nov, that the Woman's Student Government
‘ , soc , stior has i evised and interpreted the rule
m oiling Sunday \ 'siting at fraternity houses by
s °mar students, Penn State hate' mties are af
ded ao opooi Imlay that \NITS previously passed
ui bet luse of a nusundei standing and unfamiliar-,
ilt ti ith the I ale.
At co-educational institutions such as Buck-
nell. Sslauv,e. Wisconsin and Kansas, hardly a
passes that fiatcrnitres are not hosts to a
limited umber of y omen students for meals due-
Sunday. (And at Kansas, the same pi ivilege
e , , , ended on el my Wednesday evening when
the chaptei houses are the scenes of dances, atter
the me. , l, until eight o'clock.)
1.; hey the Penn State co-ed is a guest
trateinitv, the occasion is a chapter dance.
When the gill enters the fratm city on Sunday
she sees the chapter in a SOMCV, hat natural state.
Het plcsonce. lion eve', tends to have a quieting
'Milieu( on the brothers that is marked. (Im
agine a liatei nit} , in y Inch no NISItOr has been
knee. P to entei ii em one year to the next!)
Tnat many houses are taking advantage of the
i et ised Sunday t isiting rule has been evident but
vet no fratei inty has been known to have taken
I lir ullegt adA antage—that o 1 having the entire
membei ship of a gels' campus club as its host
101 Sunday dinnei
Nothing but a genuine friendly feeling can
Ne between the m omen and men students if
the Gamma Nu trate' nay throws open its doors
hint to ago Is' campus dub every Sunday. A
vstem such as this has been worked with benefit
to all concerned at other co-educational Institu
t minis It cm] be of cal value to members of Penn
:Mite irate] miles It is certainly worth the at
tempt
STUDENT COUNCIL ACTS
There can be no gainsaying the fact that
Student Council has acted with admirable fore
,mdit adopting the resoluton against delinq
uent member;. Hereafter, members guilty of
mine than two unexcused absences will be re
mot ed om office. A safeguard such as this
cannot be too strongly emphasized for it destroys
in a measme the hopes of those office seekels
whose activities annually make it unpleasant for
everyone
One of the signs of election time is the sod
der flurry of enthusiasm among the Ns ould-be
member: and the grim nonchalance among the
old Move-up Day and other customs d egulations.
ever with the co-operation of the Tribunal, are
themsels es a difficult matter, but when the
campus affairs of more than Once thousand stu
dents ai e placed in the hands of two score men,
the- responsibility is not one to be taken lightly.
Still, the bright appeal of the Student Coun
cil key is a strong influence; especially since there
no barometer capable enough to expose an of
ficc seeker's cupidity. But this temptation will
no longer prose a menace: in the futui e members
of Student Council wli not receive their keys un
til they have Sell ed one semester.
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One of the more innocent pastimes of our
eally youth was a game known as 'nhispers '
Gathered about in a circle, ne heard a message
hem the neighbor to out left and then, after suf
ficiently garbling the casual phrase. passed it on
to out r fight The missive, on completing the cu•-
cic, finally was announced to its originator, who
mirthfully accepted it in a mutilated and unrecog
nimble state.
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Great ley was manifested at the completion of
every round. The small contribution of wit from
each participant sometimes provided real humor
it the final reading of the message. Certain it is
that the game was not considered anything but
as exceedingly mild and innocent pastime.
Today w e e still playing that game of our
youth, but in place of the harmless pleasure of the
past, we have inaugurated a new and more dan
gerous corm of the game Straight accounts of
incidents come tc us du ectly or indirectly, and w e
through some malicious spirit a 'thin us, seem to
take pleasure in garbling and mutilating the gos
sipy tale—never lading to put it back into immed
iate circulation
No one laughs now u hen the message rucks
back to its source for only a mmonic being could
manage a smile This game is batbin ;pus and
cruel. It is a back-biter's game; devoid of any
semblance of sportsmanship. The enlarged ac
count lends interest, peihaps, but interest that
only the jaded soul' can apptemate
The next time the temptation comes to repeat
the story about a certain NI ell-knov6 n girl, the next
time that tale concerning a respected class-mate
trembles on your tongue, choke it back if you,.
will is Along enough and thus respect the harm
that inevitably iesults - from a few cat class IN oi(ls
iThe Bullosopher's Chair
"The' metier picture complex is gi,ing me sonic cause
foi unity, Smithers "
Smither,—You mean that you would like to enter tip
mo, ms'' Os is it that ton ale getting tired of the same
every day "mo,ie" theme' Or ale you spending too
much time going to the movies that should be put on the
books" Os what" Please be mote specific
"No it , about these college mo‘ing pictuies—films
depicting college life and customs They ale a gloss e‘-
agge,tion they do the collegian hasp, they give folks
isho neves ,cnt to college a misconception, they
Smashers —Non you are talking, Bullosophei, and let me
add that one surely sees a snappy soadstes tilled with
Jazz seekers on all all-night party followed by an early
morning, dip in a sunken pool Who eves heard of a foss
course breakfast in a fratesnity house? And after all
that noctinnal pleasure, the hard-mosbang book-loving
undograduate I, ready fos an all-day sleep In picpala
tior fm anothel stienuous night that is to follow That's
the bunk—ncept in the "moues"
Sauthess, your desesiptlon of Hollywood College was
ideal and co-treaded esacth aith what I have never failed
to see met) , tame Igo to the cinema The r, elage wm k
ink class in the city, Smithets, see that same pietas° and
the newt time they heal the mention of a college boy they
laugh Then thoughts go bask, not to ivy-co‘med walls
that Just o‘erflo, uith tradition, but to the fleeting pic
tine of the college man that danced ham° then eyes in
tho darkness of a motion meths° theatre.
.mitherst—SUllosophet, yo'u're'm n ioo ritceptwe mood to
ay, we can't argue on,tclat point
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THE PEI\ N STATE COLLEGIAN
i Thespians To Select
Final Cast on Monday
(Continued from first page)
i+omed on the stony of three young men
nulls live together in a studio Be
cause of the continual untlinnesq of
the looms, one at the boys decale, to
lone ,omeone to keep them In
It n. from this that the play take, it,.
tab "Gill Wanted" Ingtead of
•chub-woman appl,sing fon the job. a
pnetto girl show, up, obtaurr the job
and , ecure , the affections of on^ or
the bons
I) 21. against the isishes of his 'Aso
chums, circulates the false stny that
he possyssel the famous Y darrhv
Jeneb, and is lead ham one be to 'm
ethyl in nttn ming it, until he alnu,st
la/lines the tale hun,elf Then
beteme., evident that the plettv girl
who had answered the gol-.antaal
athei [lse:vent is a Ocelot •ell lay
agent Later a sect et Sees ice man
MILT 1 a to aim Min Uhethet duty
hail been paid on the jewel.
Comphcallons ensue and han they
ale stlaightened out forma 010 of Ito
most delightful feature= of t Cace
atm" plot
Reduced Appropriation
I Bill Appears in House
(Continued from first page)
The original bill astring for $4,05 -
500 sins appot tinned in the foll,,ng
mannek maintc lance b 2,101,000, .g.-
1 cults, al ie=ent eh $103,100, tvricul
tui al °stens!. $050,000 and building:
$1,000,000 Repoited fkom the Sen
ate Committee the Lilt le td m inn
tenance $2,150,000, apiculture! re
sent eh $100,000; agricultui al ester
,. $400,000 and building. $050,000
"If such n change is , tot mgde in
the House, the bill Alin then go to it
confecence committee t epi r,enting the
and the Scents," conclu led
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taste-inviting crispness, its Nature•
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i Dr. Tschan Speaks on
World Economic Crises
(Continued from first page)
poser may be traced back to the
North Sot fishonos."
Developing the impintance of the
sea animal, Di T , chan showed how
the homing biought about a clans by
fishing In:, abode in the Balm
Lei to seek new motels, the Noah
sea "The crisis was highly fir",
,f,me to the maw th and eNpansion of
the Not thin t nations It e‘ en biought
aLout the Blae4 De,th ,Ineh
,estern Europe about and pet
indwally fm centinh, later," he stat
ed in concluding the importance of
the fish
Tschan also attrsbuted the
change in human affairs to chmat c
changes. That such chmatsc chat g
es sons king in c} ales, have profout t •
Is affected human Ps ogress, sped it
up m one age and seta lel it in .a
other has been suggested aid al',
fash an ranted. Wet etas hat e, .0-
deed, been chosen to correspond n is
polo to in nitwit end...tit" has p a
gressed, and dry eras to correspo sI
nab periods in which civslwation
nutted fmnaid less tapally," was the
tchelation made by the Penn Strtc
pr ofessas•.
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traced by the lecturer. Resulting
power, class distinction and economy
mere explained in connection with
gold. He added an account of the
want of money, elm discovery of new
lands with their gold and countless
soul ces of money. Consequently,
there was a mad lush for colonial
posessions in America Speaking of
the nations seeking wealth in the new
world, as Di. Tsui= stated, "If they
had not sought gold and slim before,
all else, and to the neglect of all else,
we should, out of defelence to the
state of affairs in Europe, be compel
led to legal d them either desperately,
ignorant or consummately foolish "
In concluding, Dr. Tschnn explained
how ignorance of economics and pia,
linos and methods of economics prov
ed distastrous to curt-un thriving and
,prosperous nations of Europe He
closed his talk with an explanation
of his I ntel pi etatuin of the term "cri
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THE FLORSHEIM
COLLEGE MAN
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SHOWING AT
FROMM'S STORE
Monday and Tuesday
March 28 and 29
Opposite front Campus
Friday, March 25, 19
Fraternities Take Pal
In Radio Song Progr;
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gave an interesting and well es.
ed program lasting one hour.
club was assisted by Miss Ada R.
mmtano soloist. Talks were
piiorsto the club m`ogram by Pr.
sot A 2. Wood, head of the rice
ienl engineering depot tmeat,
household tefrigeration, and by
Lessor A H Espenshade, of the
ghsh Department, on his book, "P
vlvania Place Names" Miss
th.l Gobrecht '3O, gate several p
selections dining this part of the
gram.
Nittany Theatre
(Matinee Daily at Cathainn
METZ
Adolphe Monson in
'EVENING CLOTHES'
FRlDAY—Nittany
Laura La Plante ta
'THE LOVE TIIRILI
SATURDAY—
Le‘s is Stone, Barbara Bedford
•TIIU NOTORIOUS LADI"
SATURDAY—Ntttan3—
"EVENING CLOTHES
MONDAY and TUESDAY—
Ronald Colman, Sllrna Banky
'THE NIGHT OF LOVE'
Special Price,:
Adults 50c. Children 25c.
TUESDAY—Cathautr
All Star Cast In
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