Friday, :hmmy 7, lii2? WOMF,N THE NEW YEAR Of all the hateful things in the world New Year's resolutions are almost the worst. Predicting future is so uncertain that it would be more practical to make resolutions on the past,' which will take cure of itself. For in stance, how depressing to resolve that "I will be a good girl in 1927" and how much more ele vating to fold one's hands con tentedly and say, "Resolved,That e'cry one knows, or oust to, that I was a good got in 1926." The second resolution is as near the truth'as the first, and has in addition, a ring of certainty which makes it more reassuring and comforting in time of trou ble than a resolution based on goodness knows what: the fu ture is almost certain to be dif ferent from what you had ex pected. A resolution made on the solid, substantial past gives one a definite background, a feel ing of stability which may serve to eoualize and minimize una voidable fluctuations from the straight and narrow. Unfortunately new virtues do not spring up after penetential tears like mushrooms after rain. Resolve to be a good gul during the coming year and you are courting disaster, blighting your own hopes, because you are al most sure to fall from grace be fore you know it. Resolutions on the future can be so flamboyant—like trying to i each the stars by grabbing. Rather admit that you cannot reach them that way and thank the gods who put them there to illuminate the darkness of your heart. Alumnae East and West Entertain Girls at Tea During Christmas Week Reports of alumnae antis dies dur ing the Chi istsnas holidays hose cached the local alumnae association The Scranton and Pittsburgh clubs each held a tea for the Penn State gals in their sminity The Scranton Club, the most recent ly organised of the branch alumnae 'association, is beaded by Miss Dons Browning '23. The tea, which was v.ell attended by both students and alumnae, is one of the many things planned by the Scranton Club to aid the college. The-Pittsburgh Club, whirls was or ganzed in January 1926, is headed by Miss Dorothea Mitchell '24 The tea leas ono 01 the largest affairs held by the Pittsburgh Club, although its most ambitious attempt was the spon soring of "The Witching Hour", green by the Penn State Players in Pitts burgh on December ninth. Through this play the club cleaned oven three hundred dams for the women's build ing fund. GUILTY-- OF A WASTED YEAR? If that charge were made against you—could you prove it false? Another year gone and many people are no farther ahead. Others, though, through right handling of money have gained progress, comfort, safety. No matter how you stand today—we'll welcome you here and work with you for progress in the future. THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK STATE COLLEGE, PA. DAVID P. ICAPP, Cashier. ~ :1 :. ..,. T . :1. Make your resolution for the . 4 New Year and trade at * .1. 4: Winner's Meat Market 4: Y -,- 111 PUGH ST. CALL 293 x We handle only State Inspected Meats ::: .E '.l. e e , x :!. W. A. A. RULING BRINGS OUT RIFLE CANDIDATES Fifty-six Girls Report to Lieut Miller Shoot First Match Nest Week Fifty-six co-eds have reported for rifle work this year—a number al most double that of last year. This enthusiasm is attributed to a new sulira, of the W. A A. Board by which title i crewed a place in the point sys tem as a minor sport. Lieutenant II I Miller, assisted by hiss S E Warner '27, manager of girls' idle, and Miss E. A. Bullock '27, captain of the girls' rifle team last yens, has asianged to turn over the iflo range to the girls on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Filday afternoons each week, and has scheduled two hours of practice a week for every gni. Solute each match the ten shooters with the best teem ds will be selected to compete with the opposing team, only the five highest scoies being counted in the match Last year the gills' rifle team, shoot int, in the intercollegiates for the first tone, icon sit out of nine matches Some of the defeated opponents were Drexel Institute (former champion), Unisersity of Washington, Cornell, and University of Maryland The first match sill be shot next M eels Lieu tenant Miller is pleased ,ith the en thusiasm shown by the girls and looks forward to a season equally as suc cessful as last year Anderson To Speak at Beta Chi Phi Meeting Da A K Anderon will address the members of Beta Chi Phi at seen o'- clock . Wednesday in the Chemistry Tabiail Dr Anderson has chosen for his subject "Clinical Chemistry". Ho will emphasize the impoitance of chemistry in medicine and the pm poses and extensive use of chemical appliances as hospitals. Dr Hannah E Honeywell and Miss Ruth Lisse '2.1 ale in charge of the program LOST—Black brief case containing slide rule, note book, handbook, and Physics test book All are marked with owner's name Reward. C T. Oergel, 124 W. Nittany, Phone 118-R. 2t-p Rent a Car DRIVE-IT-YOURSELF MOTOR CO. Penn State Farms Produce Increased An a‘erage of 401 bushel% pen note on 35 1 limes wan the yield of the College potato field last year The field was measured by civil engineers at the College and the 14,214 bushels wenn on the area stole accurately ueighed. One acne, dug sepal atelv, yielded 501 bushels Recommenda tions of the estenmen specialists on discn‘e-tree seed and spraying mole feller ed C L Goodling, supelintendent of the Collgce farms, tells the stow of this execptienally large crop in the following wordo. "A heavy red clover sod was man wed between haymaking tune and Christmas hist year it the rate of Pt tons per acre The ground was plowed in April and was tl moughlv prepared Planting begin May fifth !and ended May twentieth We ri,ed eighteen bushels of seed per acre and planted the pltatoc., in rows thir , 3 inches apart and eleven inches apart ,in the row. Half of the seed vas I first-veur Michigan stock and the ether was second-year Michigan seed "Fourteen hundred pounds of a fer tilizer and 100 pounds of acid phos phate were applied The potatoes were harrowed once and cultivated foul times They were sprayed nine times, the last application ucing made about the middle of September. Dig ging occurred the latter part of Oc tober and first pint of Nmembei " Girls' Glee Club Plans For Mid-winter Concert Tho Girls' Glee Club, reinforced by tho lIONV members chosen at the begin any of the cementer and lead by its annual mid, Intel recital, sshich Du ector 11 W. Grant is practising Hill be given next semestm, the coact date being undecided. The songs chosen.by the Club are of too types. one serious, the other of a lighter, semi-popular type. These nett songs, in addition to those sung at a program given in Women's Build ing on Alumni Day, r, ill comprise the recital. At present, Director Grant Is con sidering the matter of a student lead er for the club, and mill probably se lect a g•tl who possesses the qualities necessary for a song bodes and teach het to lead the girls' organizatron. . i "See Your Orders Cooked" —AT— CLUB DINERS, INC. i Cleanliness Courtesy Excellent Food OPEN ALL NIGHT PHONE 9480 i Calendars and Re-fill Pads Basket Ball Equipthent Moleskin Basket Ball Pants in various colors THE ATHLETIC STORE On Co-Op. Corner AL'S SHOP Annual Anniversary Sale Drastic Reductions On Everything. Sensational Anniversary Offering In MEN'S SHOES 597 Pairs—Regular $8.50 and $lO.OO Values LOT 1 I LOT 2 LOT 3 $lO.OO grades 58.50 grades $7.50 grades Now $7,85 Now $6.95 Now' $5.95 WOMEN'S SHOES 610 Pairs—Regular $7.50 and $B.OO Values LOT 1 ' LOT 2 58.00 grades $7.50 grades Now $6.95 Anniversary $1.50 Neckwear 95c 1.00 " 79c 1.00 Underwear 79c $l.OO Hose, AL'S 0000000 , T, -. 311 PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Notices Managers of Intelfraternity basket ball teams must pay the entry fee of one dollar to the intethaternity bnt hethall manager, A 11. Wine '2B, Chi PM house, not late[ than hater la), January eighth. Students living in in hosing iela tives Ining oi visiting in 11-indin as are ieque,ted to call at the ofike of the Registial in Old Main Sc soon as possible Them. will be a meeting of Student Council in Room 14 Liberal Ai t, on Ttiesdas etening at scion o'elo,h. There sill be an important busi ness meeting of the Biailfatil County Club tonight at seven o'clock in Room .;l4 Ohl Main Louise Homer Club Will Give Musical Program A musical 'progiam is being pre pare,' for the January meeting of the Louisa Homer Club to he held in Wo man's Building, Januaiy nineteenth. Miss Harriet Foster '27, rs chanman or the committee in charge of tit. meatim, Miss Ada Ttorng '2B, Miss Grace Watts and Miss Alice Petti grem '27, are also members of the committee. Professor Crockett To Tour Holy Lands (Continued from first page) mar Lloyd Lulu "Bremen" January orghth Prot. Crockett is the author of non, Is KODAK TIME Get Your Kodak Out The Penn State Photo Shop 212 E. College Ave. Now $4.95 Sensations Caps . . $1.45 $2.50 Pajamas 1.85 Arctics . . 4.25 2 Pair $1.45 SHOP , 00000000fi clout European guides of no little le pate lim nide% to German golden spots has no peer on the Continent, and many of his travelogues lot other countries are standai 0 guides lot tout- Ms The Continental jaunt will be no nose! cope, ienee for Professor Crock ett, nho has crossed the Atlantic a stoic of times. Ile has nose, under taken a mid-u Intel trip Air travel has prosen coy satisfactom in the pmt, and lie expects to use this modi cum as much as is feasible dining. his examination of I.3lilimi la and neighbor ing. nations. Interesting . Itincrar3 The "Moron" will land the patty at Cheilamig, Fiance, on the seoen teenth of January. Two days in Palls have been allotted, followed by siv days in Southern Fiance, with a stop Asignon. The party well go out the Eastern Riviera as far as Fre jus, and if any of the ladies are so inclined will inspect the "Chateau d'lr, celebrated by Dumas in "The Count of Monte Ciisto" A foui.daf ‘o,l.age on the Meditenanean Dom Mai seilles will tiling the paftf, to Al e.andlia on theiffent-,nth of Jan ell) Pinfe , am Cloaca has art anged rot r to o-month trip up the Nile to a "dahabieh", native sailing house boat which v. ill tie up on the banks at night. The patty still initiate minor escansions to Egypt temples and oth scenes of lustoue (a sentimental intucst as fat up the rivet as the second cotai act. iliews.Shoes INCOLIORArarr WIO MT 1:1" $9 Permanent Display At MONTGOMERY & CO. —1 $7 (johnifiskati leiewsShoes •—•+l‘2l3 111 TAX OFF S""“'N'V*rk.BVIY" The quartet tt ill linen return to where ha still be the guest of the Cairo, where rt will spend a week be- mam' A Bulger ran airplane foie ;lancing to the Smartie ream- been placed at Ills disposal dm mg •alit and Mount Sinai, whete the Law s sit, and he mill cotes the ter nu tins gin en to Moses. Ton peaks are thoroughly Professor Crotkett tt reputed to be the .Mount of the Lao, over %nine parts of Bulgaria dorm; hut Professor Crockett mill scale Entopean trip last summer I oth. !slung the Consent of St. Cnth- Professor Crockett has in onnsed rune en route. The patty hopes to I ferment his impressions of sari; inspect set eral of the camp sites of ; scenes mhich he mill encounter to the Israelites COLLEGIAN for publicatron no tel form upon receipt Vv,its Rod, City The famed Rock City of Petra tt ill thus chum the attention of the travel lers, mho es.pect to spend soma' months in Palestine stills headquar ters in Jerusalem l'i um tnenee the I par* will tinsel to Syria to visit al number of Christian missions and American institutions Sailing from Berut to Constantinople and Athens, the party will break up, as the pin- giam for the succeeding months has not as set beta deter mined notessoi CioLkett intend, to fly mer the ncv, Italian Air line to Can.,' stantinople and owned to Bulgaiin, I i; r EXCELLENT fi e, SERVICE ti REASONABLE PRICES 0 ti I Eat at the PENN STATE CAFE 140 E. College ive. Industrial Engineerinti Department Student Desks and Chairs, Student Tables CHIFFONIERS $12.50 TYPEWRITER TABLES - - $4.00 to $8.50 CHAIRS, - - - - - ..... $3.50 DESKS $12.50 to $25.00 STUDENT TABLES - - - - - - $5.00 COSTUMERS $2.00 GATE-LEG TABLES - - - - $4.50 to $9 DRAWING BOARDS - - $1.25 to 53.00 SWINGS - - ..... $5.00 to $lO.OO PICTURE MOULDING - 3c to 20c per foot MAGAZINE RACK - - - - - - - $1.75 BOOK SHELVES - - - - 53.50 to 57.50 CEDAR CIIESTS - - - ROOM 106, UNIT B utpi-ric,H 71-lls AD 'u Til7C2 M E N Keep time this year with an attractive Strapwatch $3.50 to $50.00 HANN & O'NEAL GOOD QUALITY $3.00 to $25.00